>>43177822
>Do you gossip like the other males?
No, why the hell would I do such a thing?
Fuck no, not even behind a spoiler

>>43177822
Any updates yet for The Long and Short of it and the sunburst green?

Fucking slow captcha and fake rangeban shit.
I was going to save the thread earlier at work. So close.
So close...

>>43177850
"""short""" hiatus (as usual), raped to death (as usual)

>>43177889
Posting in general has been real slow. Take forever for it to get through.

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>complains about stallions being lazy these days
>lays on my couch all day
can i legally bop the moon princess with a newspaper over this?

>>43178133
You'll be in the paper if you do.

>>43178133
>>43178635
Psh, amateurs the lot of you, a real man would rub her belly until shes a mess, then stop and wait for her to beg for more... Then More belly rubs until nap time... Maybe a sweet of two before the nap

>>43178868
Careful, she bites.

>>43178635
>bap princess with a newspaper
>headline on the paper: ANON BAPS LUNA WITH NEWSPAPER!

>>43177923
I can't believe Sunburst keeps getting raped, where's the Ponice when you actually need them?!

>>43179250
>implying I wouldn't want Luna to bite me
Yes, I know, it's not a lovebite, but it's still a bite from best princess.

>>43179259
Those pigs are the ones who don't believe him when he tells them Starlight has been stalking and repeatedly raping him

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>>43179514
>

>>43179531
What a cutie.

>>43179259
Man Glimmer really is the perfect rapist. Where's my heartfelt fic where Twilight teaches Starlight to stop raping Sunburst and in the end she feels bad and makes amends?

>>43179274
Starlight would never do something like that; she's too sweet and innocent

>>43179684
>"How to teach Starlight that raping is wrong? I know, I'll summon an Anon. He'll rape her and that will teach her empathy."

>>43180334
but then you'll need a stallion to rape anon to tech him empathy and then another one for that rapist, it's a endless loop of >rape

>>43180334
Hmm, interesting but my vision was more focused on a kind of tension in which Twilight can't physically overpower Starlight to make her stop, so she has to go through this whole therapeutic process with Starlight instead, and the whole time at the start she knows that Starlight's gonna go home from that session and rape Sunburst and she'll just have to put up with it for now. Group therapy sessions where she gets Sunburst to explain why it makes him sad and Starlight just smiling helpfully and saying she'll definitely mull it over.
Not sure if exhibitionism is the right word, but something like where everyone knows what's going on and has to just live with it for now.

>>43180377
Nah, let's just turn her to stone.

>>43180377
>Sunburst opens his mouth to speak
>He looks over at Twilight
>Twilight nods
>Sunburst turns his attention back to Starlight
>"When you...r-ra-t-touch me, inappropriately, I feel...sad."
"Okay, good, good job, Sunburst. Now, Starlight, how does that make you feel?"
>"Uh, sad too."
>Twilight perks up
"Okay! And why does that make you feel sad?"
>"Because...I don't want Sunburst to feel sad. I want him to feel good!"
"You want Sunburst to feel happy?"
>"Mm, good."
>Twilight purses her lips
"Alright. And if you wanted to Sunburst to feel...good, you would-"
>"I would rape him."
>Sunburst lets out a pathetic whine and Twilight buries her face in her hooves

>>43180506
Oh that Starlight.

>Be mare
>Work on making silly hats
>Everypony know you as the silly hats mare
>Get an order from a stallion that want a chicken hat
>Think nothing of it and get it done
>Next day the stallion come to pick up the hat
>Said stallion try to haggle a cheaper price even though the price was said before the order
>Keep your hoof down no matter what the stallion try to do
>He pay for the hat and leave out of frustration
>Next day there a protest in front of your silly hat store
>The stallion clam you sexually assaulted him in the store
>Now every stallions think your a sex offender and not the silly hat mare
>All you wanted to do is to make silly hats.

>>43180506
Based, I love it, I want more of it

>>43181079
Stallions who lie about being raped should actually be raped and beaten as punishment.

>>43181079
What is the stallion version of "Karen" and do you think I get a free pass for assaulting them?
Being a male as well and all that.

>>43181097
If you lie about crime, whatever the punishment for that crime is, that punischmnet should be cast upon the liar.

>>43181097
>>43181118
The best way to ensure no stallion can never lie about rape is to simply have every stallion raped.

>>43181127
That starts a rape war.

>>43181178
With WMDs (Weapons of Mass Defloweration) ?

>>43181178
RAPE WAR NOW

>>43180506
>Sunburst stares ahead, expression vacant
>Starlight leans over and nudges him with her elbow
>"So, sweetie, what do you have to tell Twilight?"
>Sunburst smiles.
>"Whatever you want me to tell-"
>He's cut off by a stronger nudge
>"Sunburst, hun, why don't you tell Twilight about what we talked about earlier?"
>Sunburst stares ahead
>Twilight does not move, looks directly at Starlight, eyes narrowed
>Starlight meets her with a pained smile for a moment, then gasps and points right at her
>"Holy moly, a talking horse!"
>Starlight's horn glows and her eyes turn white for a second
>At no point does Twilight stop looking at her
>Sunburst slowly, mechanically turns his head until his shrunken pupils are staring directly into Twilight's soul
>"Dear Twilight Sparkle, I, Sunburst, have hereby decided, being sound of mind and legal capacity, to dedicate myself entirely to the pleasure of mares and the happiness of my beloved Starlight Glimmer. I fully consent to all advances and retract my earlier statements of accusation against her in full. I confess to being a slut and a shaft whose sole purpose in life..."
>Twilight tunes him out and turns back to Starlight, who is sweating
>"Starlight."
>"Look, they're his words!"
>"Starlight."
>"You can ask any lawyer this is totally-"
>"Starlight."
>"WHAT?!" Starlight slams her hooves on the table
>"....and present myself to her for her viewing pleasure on command and wear little aprons around the..."
>Twilight steeples her hooves
>"Admit that you cast Fiducia Compelus and I will permit you to continue having a bank account."
>"Oh come on Twilight, I can't *believe* you would accuse me of-shit yeah, okay you win, I cast Fiducia Compelus, please I have a mortgage."

>>43180341
>get a big green man to rape starlight
>shit now we need this one to get raped.
>get an even bigger greener gayer rapist to rape the first anon
>need another bigger greener rapist
>eventually this goes on long enough you finally get to the biggest greenest rapist you could find.
>as it goes off to rape the nearest anon you can hear it shout from across the castle

"HULK SMASH"

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>>43181324
Hulk likes the booty of little horses.

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I want to have a herd simply because I want to pamper bisexual mares and be sandwiched between them, my face being pressed against one's chest fluff as she makes out with my (and her) wife.
There's no life better than that.

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>>43181808
Herding is just a way for colts to be sluts without judgement. Mono relationships are based, and herdoids will never know the bliss that is pairbonding.

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>>43181815
Shitty assumptions aside, it is the only way if a mare is a certain Aegean Sea island demonym a.k.a. 99% of them.

>>43181305
Easy fix to this, just teach Sunburst counterspells.

>"Sunburst, what did you do!?!"
>"Well, I accidentally transformed starlight into a colt and left her in the seediest part of Canterlot."
>"That was a few days ago and she, or he rather, hasn't bothered me since."

>Twilight summons Anon so he can rapecorrect Glimmer
>Glimmer turns Anon into Anoncolt
>Glimmer now rapes Anoncolt instead of Sunburst
>Twilight has trouble caring enough to stop this

>>43182073
>>43182451
>Sunburst is so bad at magic in practice he flunked out of magic school
>Starlight is so good at magic in practice even alicorn Twilight jobs to her
By canon power levels, Sunburst is rapemeat for Starlight.

>>43182697
I said accidentally for this reason.

>>43182697
Starlight tries to rape Sunburst, Flurry blasts her into dust.

>>43182950
>Flurry prevents a stallion from being raped
Is she destined to be the Lisan al-Gaib of the stallions?

>>43182967
Naw, she just wants him.

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D(rizz)le

>>43183753
Please stop ruining my mane!

>>43183493
She looks like she wants you to go down.
On her!

>be noble mare
>finish noble business
>get back to your fancy home with servants at the ready
>all of them being stallions with tight pants so you can see their bulge
>your head servant got them to line up so you can pick one to accompany you for the night
>You stop on the new hooman that recently join to work for you
>you're feeling exotic and chooses him
>the head servant nod and tell the hooman to wait for you in your bedroom
>you wounder if those rumors about hooman stamina is true or not
>tonight you will find out

>>43184256
No way, fag. I don't interact with whores or prostitutes like Rarity.

>>43184589
I'm sure a mule is a favorite of her. No risk of foal.

>>43182561
UNF I'd cum so it would be technically consent and not rape if glimmy did this to me

What the FUCK would your waifu do for you if you cried?

>>43185016
Feed me ice cream (she is an architecht)

>>43185166
Ponkfag?

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>>43185256
Nope

would you do porn in equestria if you could hide your identity? it's probably profitable.

>>43185364
Rara being a fatfag is better than Pinkie imo.
>incredibly colty, everypony assumes she's a fooler
>has to put up with bitchy colt models who starve themselves and force themselves to puke all the time
>the world of fashion indulges the eyes, but neglects the other senses
>she wants a stallion who will shatter those shallow standards of beauty with primal sex appeal
>she wants her sterile world to be shattered by a big curvy stallion that stinks of sex, who she can dote on and feed and care for like a good little colty mare, and who'll reward her by crushing her head between his thick thighs

>>43185536
One can only dream

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I want Lily to choke me as she fucks me.

>>43185966
With her hooves?

>>43185528
I'd do it regardless, holy fuck, you mfs are so deep in your own heads you're forgetting this is basically 50's america and you can score a free ride for the rest of your life by SMILING and going TEE HEE to mares.

>>43186118
No it isn't 50's america

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>>43186105
What else she's supposed to choke me with?

>>43186128
It's basically getting a free ride because you're 'the fairer sex' to them, so yes, close enough, thanks

>>43186135
Her hands

>>43186143
>no hooves
Usecase?

>>43186135
Her stench.

>>43186151
But she smells good.

>>43186118
>basically 50's america
>pornstar getting a free ride without baggage
Anon, you might be a non or something but that wasn't very well accepted back then. You'd carry the mark of a whore and be used goods till a mare sees the man behind the abused dick.

>>43186135
Thighs.

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>>43186732
Maybe. But how can she do it while she's riding my dick?

>>43186744
She's got a mouth.

>>43186303
There just socks.

>>43187153
Whore

>>43187756
Anon "Man, I love booping prideful mares."

>>43187756
>>43187978
I'm going to just encourage cute mare pride.

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Would Rarity still be a Gentlemare after this?

>>43188023
No, she won't be a proper lady anymore for being so degenerate.

>>43188023
I came to pet your real cat.

>>43187978
Every mare that threatens to boop secretly wants to be booped, it's a fact.

.

>>43186744
>"I know your secret, anon"

>>43188760
What did she mean by this?

>>43189036
That I love banana bread? Curses, fully revealed.

>>43185536
>be fat anon IRL
>get sent to RGREquestria
>rarity hears about the fat monkey
>melts into metaphoric putty when she sees her architectural tastes manifested in alien form
The good ending

>>43189436
>Be fat Anon.
>Suddenly in a world without process foods and preservatives.
>Have to walk everywhere.
>Rarity has to fight for every calorie to stay on you.
>She's not winning.
>Feel good though.

>>43189610
tbf the carb situation in horse world is formidable

i wish a cute mare would take me out on a date and we'd have, like, a candle-lit dinner, and look into each others eyes and we'd be all happy and romantic and then we'd get married one day, and have weird equine-primate hybrid children. and she'd eventually start drinking more and more to deal with the stress of workin' a 9-5 to support me (her lazy-ass househusband) and our children, becoming increasingly abusive as she delves deeper and deeper into horse alcoholism. and i'd get off to it cus that's hot.

then, one day, she'd get fired from... whatever fucking job ponies have. she'd drink more heavily than usual, coming home practically incoherent and absolutely fucking sloshed. and then she'd rape me, but it wouldn't even really be rape since i'd cum. there wouldn't be a happy ending, but at least it bump the thread since we're on page fucking 10 (what's with that anyways?)

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>>43190113
Holy based

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>>43189610
The goyslop withdrawals are going to be worse than Trainspotting

>>43189610
I'm naturally heavyset, even while dieting with proper healthy food and shit I have always been fat, or at least fat-ish. Rarity would love me so. You know when you tell the fat kid he isn't fat, it's a hormonal thing to not hurt his feelings? That but unironically.

>>43189436
>her fetish is adorning a stallion with tapestries

>One page 10 after another.
>Last two threads archived before reaching the bump limit.
>Zero greens of any real length.
>Waifu fagging.
>Fatty fetish.
See ya space cowboys.

>>43190113
>(what's with that anyways?)
slide

>>43190549
I'll have my groundbreaking story out any day now anon, just wait

>>43190549
See you tomorrow

>>43190756
Me too Anon!

>>43190549
>Trying to subvert the day after Hitler's birthday
Shamefur

>>43190866
Any greens about Aryanna?

>>43185536
i was really confused until i checked that i was in /RGRE/ and not /kinder/

>>43189726
In Equestria, carburetors fall from the sky like metorites, and grow into donut trees.

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>>43188488
It's a target-rich environment for Amazon Anon.

I saw fluttershy sniff stallion's seats at Sugarcube Corner when she thought nopony was looking

>>43191978
Shut the fuck up, Pinkie, you didn't see shit...if it's not too much trouble

>>43191043
https://ponepaste.org/3259

>>43192447
Fuck dude, i dont really know what would if i got to go to equestria and see Adolf there, i hate nazis like you wouldnt belive, but desu i thing i hate the gov of Israel more than them, so yea im between in giving him a bloody fist for the inoccent ones that fell because of him or just asking him why or the justificacion of the things he did and taking It out over tea

>>43192544
I would find it very hard if not impossible to care, since his whole thing happened over 80 years ago. We're at the point now that nearly everyone who was alive back then is dead. It was not and is not my problem, and we have the entire future to look into. He'd basically have to start reeeeing and killing ponies in front of me.

>>43192658
Thats a good point tho, as long he dont do anything stupid we are cool, desu i think we could brush off the hateish comments or ideas from him because of our time in the internet already made us racists full of hate for something or someone, anyway im trying to make homemade cookies for my mares so yea brb

>>43192658
>>43192707
He talk about his time in Argentina.

>>43190549
>Zero greens of any real length
Do you want good greens or do you want someone to spew something vaguely rgre related?

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>stallion talking

>>43193467
>"You really are the prettiest princess, Luna."

>>43193467
"Princess, that's a foal. Please stop glaring at him."

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>>43193467
>That green stallion who likes to hang around your sister all day just asked you if you wanted to have a drink together

>>43193842
A foal is nothing but a whore in training. He should be beaten.

>>43193883
You mean he should be raped

>Be me
>Only colt in the family herd
>7 years old
>Dad is reading me a bedtime story as usual
>"This one is an ancient legend of Equestria, anon so pay attention!"
>Feel really excited because history is my favorite school subject
>He begins narrating the story of Nightmare Moon
>The idea of a tyranical alicorn that brings eternal darkness is really scary for me
>One of my half sisters notices my fidgeting
>Begins teasing me about it
>More begin chiming in to the point I begin to cry
>Dad ends up scolding them and has to sing me a lullaby until I sleep
>Have a nightmare about the mare in the moon that night
>Sisters keep teasing me about Nightmare Moon for the following months until they eventually forget
>I don't forget
>Keep having nightmares about the mare on the moon every other night
>Ffw 7 years
>Be teenage colt now
>The nightmares have subsided by now
>Reading about history in the library
>Find a book about earlier versions of Equestrian legends
>The legend of Nightmare Moon is in the book
>It is way more detailed than the version my dad told me all those years ago
>It goes on about how Nightmare Moon would raid villages and take stallions as concubines
>All of a sudden my foalhood fear comes back in full force
>Spend the rest of my teenage years investigating about Nightmare Moon
>Begin having nightmares about NM enslaving and raping me
>Eventually develop insomnia after one too many nightmares
>Whatever, more time to study
>Reach the horrifying conclusion that Nightmare Moon is actually real and will come back in the 100th sun celebration
>Try to warn ponies about my findings
>They all laugh at me and call me crazy
>100th summer sun celebration comes
>Shit myself in abject terror when the sun doesn't rise
>Barricade my house and pray for hours on end
>Nothing happens
>Eventually get the news that Nightmare Moon reformed and that she wasn't going to conquer the world (as well as some apology letters)
>Feel a huge weight lifted off my back
>For the first time in Celestia knows how long I feel like taking a nap
>...
>"We must admit that we were quite eager to meet you, Anonymous."
>Suddenly I'm in a black void
>Nightmare Moon is standing in front of me
>It all feels much more real than any other dream I've had
>"Scholarly colts were an oddity in our time but we welcome it. Especially when they are so devoted to studying us."
>Can't stop trembling
>"It should be known that we have had cultists less devoted than you. And yet... you reject us."
>Try to say something but no words come out
>"We are not mad Anonymous. Many of our concubines had similar reactions. Many of them tried to fight back. But you know better, do you not?"
>A tear rolls down my cheek as she comes closer
>Get brutally raped and forced to worship her cutiemark for what feels like an eternity
>"Tell everypony if you so choose. No one will believe you."
>She slaps my flank and I wake up
What the actual fuck am I supposed to do now!?

>>43193894
Have you tried not being a lying little whore? Luna would never do anything like that. You only want her money.

>>43193894
>Develop foalhood fascination with particular pony
>Obsess about said pony to the point that you dream about them constantly for 7 of your most formative years
>Hit puberty
>Get sex dream about your obsession
>Somehow this isn't your fault and also it's rape
I hate stallions so much it's unreal
Love from Yakyakistan

>>43193904
After all the taxes she owes after not paying for a thousand years, she’ll be lucky to afford to drink from dirty pond water.

>>43193919
>Love from Yakyakistan
All Equestrian colts need to be retrained and, Celestia forbid me for saying this word, booped until they stop being lying little cunts!
Love from Maregeria!

>>43194063
Just behead them when they get start getting uppity. Love from Saddle Arrabia.

Bumpa

>>43194074
Y'all got any oil?
Love from USA

>>43193894
The tantabus is going after this colt next.

>>43193894
>100th summer sun celebration
100?
>Luna comes back after 100 years
>immediately starts molesting colts
>Celestia has to use the Elements again
>900 years later…

>>43194053
>taxes
>monarch
Anon, I...

>>43194940
>>900 years later…
>starts to molest the hooman colt
>he somehow outmolests her

>>43194950
Not an absolute monarchy given ponies do vote.

>>43195109
we only see elected officials in local communities (mayors)
it wouldn't be weird for central government to be an absolute monarchy or diarchy, given the nature of Royal Sisters while smaller units of the state are governed in other manners

Why do I want every mare to threat me like I'm their fuckmeat? I'm not even a stallion. Is it the snowpity enforcing the natural order?

>>43195238
You’re experiencing culture shock.

>>43195710
And after that culture shock there will be rape culture

>>43180334
Anon and Glimmer are now in a rapewar, constantly ambushing each other and making a mess in the process. Neither learned a thing. What now?

>>43195939
It's not even rape at that point. Both should confess their love or 'friends with benefits' thing and get married!

>>43195951
What a messy wedding.

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>*escorts you back to page 1*

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>>43196289
"Many thanks, m'lady!"
>rapes

>>43195939
Is the Anon immune to magic?
Because if not, that means Starlight is holding back her myriad of mindcontrol spells, meaning she likes being "raped" back.
And it's just >>43195951

>be Anon.
>just got done having your marefriend, Rainbow Dash, riding your cock throughout the night
>both of you were sore, in a good way.
>"Foooo... Damn babe, you were moaning like crazy. Got you were so hot holding on to me like that.
"Same could be said to you. God you gripped my cock tight with that mare pussy."
>The pegasus chuckled and wrapped her foreleg around you to bring your head to her tuft.
>You sigh and take a deep breath of her scent.
>"I feel like the luckiest mare in the world."
"I could say the same."
>It was like this every night
>Just you, her, and loads of sex.
>But for tonight you were feeling a bit adventerous
"Hey Dashie, you love me right?"
>She guffaws and rubbed (tussled) your bald green head
>"Of course you big green ape. Why you want me to do something tonight?"
>One could practically feel the big smile on her face as she looked down at you.
"Y-Yeah."
>You took a deep breath and blurted your request.
"Do you want to peg me tonight?"
>And just like that the smile disappeared
>Her hoof stopped caressing your head as her heart stopped beating for a second.
>You turned towards her face with concern and for a moment you saw worry and panic reach her face.
"Rainbow?"
>That snapped her out of her stupor and she pulled away from you like you were hot to the touch.
>"O-Oh shoot yeah. I think I can do that for you. Just not tonight though. I don't have -uh the equipment. I could buy it tomorrow for you yeah?"
>Your heart skipped a beat as you finally get to fulfill one of your fetishes ever since you arrived here.
"Sure!"

>Come tomorrow morning, Rainbow Dash asked the rest of the mane six to have a meeting at the castle, something unbecoming of her.
>Even Twilight was concerned on what could push the mareliest pegasus on Ponyville to seek help from them.
>So when the time came as they all sat the at the table Rainbow spilt the beans
>"Anon came to me last night and he wanted me to peg him."
>There was silence
>Even Pinkie stopped blabbering as all eyes where on the pegasus.
>Then Applejack and Rarity bursted in to laughter at Rainbow's predicament
>Fluttershy fainted
>And twilight was red as a tomato.

>>43186135
her huge throbbing marecock

>>43196770
>"Stop its not funny!"
>Rainbow Dash looked mad at the two mares laughing
>Rarity finally wiped the tear off her eye
>"A-Apologies darling. I-It's just sweet innocent Anon just asked that from you of all mares."
>Applejack chortled as she fixed up her hat to keep it from falling.
>"Y-Yeah sugarcube! I didn't think you'd have the ovaries to be into THAT."
>A hoof was slammed on to the table as Twilight cleared her throat.
>"Now now girls. We don't kink shame here. What Anon and Rainbow does in the bedroom is their business and we, as her friends, should support her first time w-with such a lewd kink."
>"What's pegging?"
>Pinkie tilted her head. In all her years in the kitchen and in the rock farm, she had never heard of such a thing.
>"Oooh wait don't tell me. It's a super fun bedroom dance that Rainbow and Anon will do-"
>A purple wing was slapped on her muzzle to keep her from talking.
>"A-Anyway. Rainbow, we'll help you on uh picking your first toy to use on Anon."
>She subtly pushes down the coltdom manga down on her side of the table.
>Rarity coughed on her hoof.
>"Erm. Yes darling. I believe as a gentlemare that one must be accommodating to all of your coltfriend's kinks."
>The blue pegasus calmed down
>"Thanks girls.

>Anon walked home giddy as he was excited for tonight, especially since his marefriend is taking their sex life to the next step.
>He was surprised to see a trail of rose petals up the stairs to his home.
>His heart was beginning to beat faster as he walked closer to his bedroom.
>He imagined rainbow Dash in a tight spandex outfit, her eyes smoldering with domination as she brandished a large horsecock-
>"H-Hello master."
>the quiet voice made him pause as he took in the scenery.
>On his bed was Rainbow Dash, wearing the most frilly outfit you've seen.
>She was laying on her back with her crotched pointed to you.
>On the place where there should be a large artificial horse cock, instead was some sort of wobbly rubber stick
>Just like that, his boner died.
"Dashie what the fuck is this?"
>His marefriend began to panic
>'Buck! I knew I should've picked the cute coltier package!
>"I-It's me master. Oooh I can't wait for you to ride on my pathetic small cock and make me cum like a fountain."
>Anon's brain is going haywire since he cannot comprehend maledom terns.
>"Woah woah Rainbow time out time out. I need to take in all of this."
>Rainbow Dash cringed as she sat up.
>"Was it not enough Anon? I could rub myself out and play with my ass-"
"What? No no. I mean you got the right stuff"
>You wave at the strap-on she had
"But I was expecting it to be... I dunno, to be bigger? And what's up with you acting all submissive and stuff?"
>Her ears drooped as she looked away.
>"I thought that was the whole schtick of this pegging stuff. I mean... I heard it from the ponynet about all these in coltdom manga but I'm not into those types of stuff."
>Your eyes soften as you sit next to her.

>>43196802
"Dashie I guess I should apologize for not talking more about this last night. I might've pushed it on you and I didn't know you would've reciprocated."
>Her wing wrapped around you and she rested her head on her shoulder
>"It's alright. I've had Twilight and Rarity drill me on all this kink and I think I might have to bleach my ears a bit."
"Really? That must've been awkward as shit."
>Both of you laughed.
>She sheepishly discarded the strap-on and threw it off to the side of the bed.
>The two of you talked would then explain each other's definition of pegging in your worlds.
"Really? So its more of a guy thing for pegging since they feel a lot more marely in the relatioship? That's kind of gay.
>"Says you. Why the fuck are the mares in your world denying a prime throbbing cock and cucking themselves with a plastic toy to please their colts. That's even lesbo."
"Oh c'mon. Lots of guys in my world are into it."
>"Even you? Get out of here. I heard what you said wishing it could be bigger. What are you, a gigantic faggot as you say?"
>You scoffed and turned away.
"I'm not into guys dipshit."
>Suddenly she pulls you closer and whisper hotly to your ear.
>"I know Anon~"
>She pushes you down on the bed and strips you naked easily.
>"Since it's my turn to start listing off my fetishes tonight, let me tell you my first one."
>You groan as you feel her lower lips slowly envelop your head.
>"Hot creampie sex, with lots of love confessions involved..."
>Your hands grab onto her flank as she begins to bounce.
"I-I can handle that."
>She leans down for a deep kiss.
>Your hands ruffle her rainbow hair as your tongues danced.
>She pulls away and you got to see her beautiful eyes.
"I love you Rainbow Dash."
>"I love you too Anon."

>>43196812
>no pegging in the end
hey this went pretty good

>>43196812
The rest of the mares will never look at Anon the same.

>>43196812
>pegging is dressing up as a femcolt
huh, not..what I would have expected.

>>43197386
Well it had to be *somehow* rgr.

>>43196812
So which one of Dash’s friends is jealous?

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>Daring Do and the Rapeable Monkey Slut
How did A.K Yearling get away with this?

>>43198591
This is begging for a green. Writefags! Chop, chop!

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I want Amy to sit on my face!
I want to hear her cute little moans of pleasure!
I want her to cum into my mouth, filling my stomach with her essence!
I want to drink her milk and lick her nipples!
I want her to seduce me with her tail!
I want her to fuck me with her tight pretty marepussy cowgirl style!
I want to please her!
I want her to call me a good colt!
I want her to call me her dirty little humie slut!
I want to massage her round plot as she bounces on me!
I want to lick her horn!
I want her to kiss me!
I want her to choke me!
I want her to milk me to the last drop!
I want to fill her maregasming pussy with my semen!
I want to see her horn sparking as she maregasms!
I want her to fuck me non-stop for hours and hours!
I want to impregnate her!
I want her to use my body for her own pleasure!
I want to tease her and grovel before her, provoking her more after her heat ends!
I want her to put me on a leash!
I want to lick her face as she reminds me where my place is, which is underneath her!
I want to marry her!
I want to be her submissive husband just as the Equestrian society expects me to be, pleasing her, pampering her and giving her more foals!
I love Amy! Yes I do! Yes I do!

>>43199191
>t. amy
get a job

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>>43199211
You gonna shame a mare for dreaming about a hooman husbando?
A mare can dream.

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>>43199224
well clearly her dreams are impossible
she should stop fantasizing about that little colt show

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>>43199226
>Colty manureberry farming bitch telling actual mares what to watch
I'm going to make my humie give me a whole generation of fillies and hooman boys and you can't stop me.
It's ironic how you tell anypony to get a job while farming bland, sliiiiightly sweet """food""" that can't sate your hunger.

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>>43199238
>I'm going to make my humie give me a whole generation of fillies and hooman boys and you can't stop me
Why would I stop you? Even if hoomans were real you wouldn't be biologically compatible with them, not to mention their (lack of) interest in ugly mud ponies

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>>43199244
Strawberry, sweetie, we're a magic species. The fact that you're talented at growing trash "food" doesn't mean we're actually not.
Also humies would LOVE our big earth pony plots. They love a female that would give them many fillies to play with.

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>>43199268
>we're a magic species
And hoomans are not. Stop pipedreaming, loser

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>Pegasi are revered by the Greeks
>Unicorns are revered by Mesopotamians and Europeans
>Kirin are revered by the Koreans and Chinese
>Wingless, hornless, horses are used as dumb beasts of burden

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>>43199275
Says Strawbie-girl after failing to have even lesbian sex.
>>43199290
ching chong

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>>43199292
>failing to have even lesbian sex.
looks successful to me

>>43199290
>once again ignoring A-Mare-Icans
Mr. Ed would like a word with you, scaleback.

>>43199305
>Gaijin resorts to a one-off joke character
The humor is in the absurdity. The absurdity that a mudhorse could ever have personal worth.

>>43198176
Pinkie for never getting to learn what dance Anon and Rainbow were doing
fr tho Fluttershy was quieter than usual, so I think it was her

>>43199316
How about you try asking Poseidon how he feels about horses you lowly wyrm.

>>43199695
Or Loki

>Anon has no bits
>No proof of education
>He can't even read the local script
Who is mare enough to protect his smile?

>>43199772
>Anon has no bits
>No proof of education
>He can't even read the local script
>His marefriend still insists he's not just a mail-order husband
The colts are gonna have a field day with this one

>Go on a date with Twilight Sparkle
>She promises to take you to a nice place for dinner
>Arrive wearing your best sui-
"This is The Hayburger."
>She nods, happily.
>"I told you it would be someplace nice! Come on, let's beat the crowd."
>You follow Twilight in as she approaches the counter
>"I'll have two hayburgers, three double hayburgers, two orders of hayfries and one of onion horseshoes. Oh- and two soft drinks, please."
>That's a lot of food, but it'll be split between you-
>"Okay Anon, you can order now."
>The mare behind the counter looks at you in pity
>Twilight doesn't pay for your order

>>43196812
>wants to be pegged
I know we're in /RGRE/, but that's pretty gay.

>>43199888
You forgot to mention the coupon that she used exclusively for her food

>>43199888
Insanely cold. I'd tolerate fast food as long as princess gf was feeding it to me.

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>>43199888
Should've went on a date with Lovestruck instead. She knows how to treat a colt properly.

>>43200271
She’s already taken.

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>tfw a colt is nice to you once

https://www.fimfiction.net/story/508992/37/boundary-point
Boundary Point is an AU HiE where a human ex-soldier in a fractured postwar Equestria gets not!Soulbound to Twilight Sparkle when she sings the morally dubious Heartsong TM, and must try to convince him to fuck as she accompanies him on a retarded suicide mission to help his war buddies cure the chronic pain they got collectively cursed with in 'nam.
As a compendium of RGRE ideas, this is as good as it gets. If it weren't for some catastrophic flaws that began presenting themselves as the story progressed, I'd have probably spoilered this review and told you all to go read the story first. That said, I'm gonna actually make this a multi-post review, for the first time ever, so I can enjoy a bit more depth.
A herding 4/3:1 world, with real class dynamics interwoven into herding strategy, with actual mate selection artifacts like herd interviews and regimented cultural practices.
BP's AU hinges on a series of changes I consider to be cynical and unfun in general: Celestia's allegedly (probably) a fraud and her kingdom is a sort of dark-nobility with inquisition aesthetics, largely in service of being an ideological punching bag for the author's pseudo "morally gray but not actually" themes. I hate it when Celestia is dragged through the mud.
BP does its best work with RGR. Herd dynamics are challenging and fraught in the way one would expect, and the author takes his time exploring examples and possibilities:
-a mare who left her herd, but couldn't get custody of her foals from their stallion father, leaving them trapped in the old herd whose other mares abuse them
-a variety of cases of herds trying to balance care for all foals in the face of each mare having a bias towards their own
-exploration of sexual obligations and the use of power to influence sharing of the stallion / conniving stallions showing selective affection and neglecting mares
-mechanisms by which lead mares are selected, and by which lead status might change
Since we have class considerations (at last!!!) here, there are other things: alicorns get to marry monogamously, whereas other ponies can have the law intervene if they don't share a stallion. Herds have assortative expectations, and there is an interesting exposition about how Element bearers who herd get granted nobility status.
Then we have the Heartsong, where you can sing a song and if your ideal match hears it they'll be compelled to sing it back. Heartsong is verboten, by the blurb, and we're shown a cumbersome list of historical warning tales in which the match has done things like upset class boundaries and led to war. In practice, it's described as not a true soulbond, it hasn't imposed or compelled anything, so it's kind of flaccid as a device. It seems almost entirely cultural in terms of what it holds you to. Twilight, however, is very insistent on it being a big deal. Which brings me to Twilight, and by extension, her human match, Xavier.
1/3

Because of the darker Canterlot she grew up in, Twilight is different in certain ways, many of which I enjoy - she has a presumptive authority about her, particularly in terms of gender and her relation to Xavier, and occasionally in terms of station, which adds an ever-so-slight imperiousness and pride to her that I find hot and want more of. That said, I wouldn't want to imply that her character is in any way faithful - the author struggles to give characters their own voices, and often contorts attitudes and competencies to serve the scene.
Xavier is a sort of morose, bitter ex-soldier who is very Traumatized By The Horrors Of War and at all times cynical about politics. When he gets Heartsonged he resists, and this leads to endless opportunity for him and Twilight to have salacious tension in which Twilight tries to compel him to herd up and submit to fuk, and he tries to get her to leave him alone. Twilight has a natural sense of entitlement here that I really like: to her, and by tradition, the herd is now formed, and with it all the respective obligations, which brings me to some interesting sex decisions:
1. Mare estrus is actually treated seriously! It's a monthly affliction, notably robs self-control and leads to aggression, and the cures are all disgusting and painful. There's a great scene where, after making fun of Twilight and telling her to go handle her heat alone, Xavier is later indebted to Twilight for her saving his life and is astonished at how vile the mere smell of her heat suppressant is while helping her drink it. It's the kind of acknowledgement that signifies a change in attitude and a deepening of the relationship, and had the story just stuck to doing stuff like this it would have been unimpeachable.
2. Mares collectively abide by a cultural belief in using post-nut clarity as a cure for moody stallion disease. This is described as stallions needing to be regularly "drained". I think the idea is fun, but the parlance has an indelicacy the author knew better than. Especially because,
3. Virgin stallions/colts are referred to as "verdant" which I find sweet.
The story's worldbuilding around gender obligation is slightly above average. Heartsong tradition is for the mare to help her colt tie up loose ends; she's referred to as his Knight, and he her Eqeus or Ritten. It's cute. Because the Heartsong spell mysteriously cures Xavier of his pain curse, he tries to set out on his own to some dangerous location where he might learn more for the sake of his friends, and Twilight insists on coming with him to uphold her oath and get that dick. She withholds information he needs to keep him depending on her so that he sticks around, and this creates the essential tensions that drive the story forward. It's a great formula, all the author had to do was this with minimal extra bullshit and I'd be singing this story's praises.
However..
2/3

Twilight is set up as a representative of much that the author hates, and develops a bit of "white guy in a Netflix Original" syndrome wherein she spends a long span as the perpetual punching bag, set up to make Xavier look good, and cool, and street smart, and competent. She just does not ever take a win, and is only fleetingly ever allowed to be competent and good at things. She spends most of the story with a magic suppressing horn ring on, so we're being set up for what is hopefully a good release later, but this can't justify the century of humiliation she goes through. Twilight has more strengths than her magic, and they just aren't permitted to shine here.
Boundary Point has a worldbuilding problem. It has a bloviation problem. With every passing chapter a pattern emerges: dialogue begins to lose focus, discussions stop driving the scene forward, and instead get bogged down in an endless sea of asides in which every single cultural reference and misunderstanding is clarified through unnecessary paragraphs of explanation. There are so many irrelevant details added here. Worse still are the relevant details, BP goes from a tight premise to suddenly having obviously plot-important vagaries shoved on the backburner for later, and none of them as compelling as the central conflict. Endless are the lore expansions and minor gods and folklore stories about where Pheonixes come from.
If BP's momentum hadn't been subsumed by the use of dialogue as a vehicle for making every act of cultural translation between Twi and Xav into a diary entry for worldbuilding, this really could've been the flagship of the genre. The reason "in writing you have to kill your darlings" is a saying is to remind writers that they are called upon to sacrifice all hope of most of their dear ideas ever being explicitly clarified to the reader. The Silmarillion exists because Tolkien needed the books to be about their respective stories. Subatomic Particles: Equestria Edition! Ship of Theseus: Equestria Edition! This stuff is deeply entropic to the core tension of their journey and the forces that both hold Twilight and Xavier apart while pulling them together, which were so well set up and keenly compelling, way back then, when it was fresh on my mind and beautiful still.
For what legible purpose are we still in this forest at 200,000 words? Even before that, no less than three chase scenes just to get the two main characters to meet and establish the founding stakes of the story, with zero meaningful transformation of character, setting, or plot in between them, all in a span of words that would have taken a reader through a normal length novel. How did we go from the inventive, emotionally compelling, dynamic interview scene in ch2 to this itemized list of the author's private, supplementary idea-documentation? "Pacing" is a layman's term that summarizes the gripe a reader has when a story fails to treat their time as worthy of respect.
This story is poorly paced.
3/3

>Mares in RGREquestria take one look at My Little Human and wonder 'How did they get away with this?'
>Two groups form after the end of the beloved show
>Human Men are for sex or Human Men are for cuddles only
>Suddenly Anon

>>43201280
Does this author even like ponies? He seems cruel to them.

Today, we salute you...
Real mares of genius.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Md4QIpxfm2Q

>>43177822
shit thread

>>43201878
>t. mad he can't rape without consequences

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>>43201579
Humies are built for marepussy. Saying otherwise are delusions, cope and low E energy.

>>43201887
>Humies are built for zeebpussy
ftfy

>>43201915
Fuck off, Zecora! Go make your own thread!

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>>43201915
Sounds like this doe is very PECULIAR and is going to get destroyed today.

>>43201917
Just because you only know one Zebra, that doesn't mean we're all the same you fucking racist.
>>43201920
>Threats of lesbian violence
Do plaincoats really?

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So we been destroying does for 3 generations.
Mos' time the destruction sticks. The doe don't give you any kine uh problems.
B-b-ut sometimes, sometimes... well sometimes you get a PECULIAR doe.
This one doe, well she was the peculiar type, she a uh, well she would act up but she wouldnt hide it.
It seem every week she was pretending to take a nap on pickin duty( but with one eye open all koi like) or she'd take extra molasses pie, or or or she'd sit her field plot on the front porch.
Every week she'd do somethin' rascally IN PLain damn sight of the OVaseeah.
OVasseha would call out to the doe to get to the Destroyin Barn. This Does eyes would light up and before you could whistle dixie, she'd be in the barn.
This Doe would run to that destroying barn like it was a cool stream on a hot August day in Appaloosa.
Taaaartarus it got sooo bad this dow would TELL You what kine mischief she was gone get her striped plot into. She hadnt even DO nuthin yet..
She would skip over to the barn after an call out " COME On MIiiiSSUSS THIS DOE AINT GUNNA BREAK HERSELF!"
Just down right peculiar...

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>>43201930
Well maybe Zara Zash shouldn't have putting that much effort in making that totally-not-a-fetishistic movie and giving us some free insights into the zebra psyche and how much their "mares" want to be topped by ponies.

>>43201940
God what the fuck is going on I've been thinking about this post but with Zebras for like the past week. Even "doe destruction".
I have never felt so drift-compatible before

>>43201948
Jews did something with the LHC again but they fucked up and accidentally entered a less shitty timeline than the one they wanted.

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>>43201945
>Haha I posted my fetish fanfiction what now?
You will never be with a human

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>>43201977
Uh-oh! The doe got real uppity from the TPC withdrawal!
She needs to get doedestroyed, stat!

I'd just like to say as a human man, zeeb pussy beats pony pussy every day. I just love getting STRIPED by TIGHT ZEBRA CUNT. My penis is ruined for ponies now- whenever I try to enjoy them it all feels loose. Sometimes I even think in rhyme, just begging the next zeeb mare to drag me into an alleyway and make a half zebra foal with me

>>43201977
Where'd you get this picture of my husband and his daughter?

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>>43202056
Okay doe, now get in the barn. You've been slacking really hard at the cotton fields out of late and need to be punished for that.

>>43202063
>Unironically raising another mare's foal
Yikes

>>43201280
Nice review, Anon. I haven't read the fic so I can't validate or contribute, but I wanted to say I enjoyed reading your write-up.

I will say the estrus bit is in a strange spot for me. On one hand, I do like a good estrus. On the other, the loss of self-control is not an aspect I generally enjoy in stories. So although the estrus bit is a positive for you, I think it would be marred to the point of distaste for me.

I am a Twifag, so her being a punching bag is a pretty big negative as well.

>>43202097
I think it adds a bit of horny tension, especially if it's not played off. But then, I guess I like my porn to more or less read the same way that horror does.

>>43202064
The human wonders why the ponies pick cotton with hooves. They must be insane.

You might think human men are marely, but one day their biological clock is going to explode. After that the choice of having a foal will no longer be in your hooves. Absolutely do not show them a story about a father and filly having an adventure together.

>>43202976
They keep making them flashing screen games about it. We can’t stop them.

>>43201280
I was reading this, both of these characters are asses. Poor Twilight got retconed for this author’s world building to be an idiot. It’s also funny the human was complaining about the song being forced on him when he did the same shit to Scoots.

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>>43201275
>AU HiE where a human ex-soldier
I'm all for supporting creativity and the joy of writing fanfics but this sounds so fucking mid I'd just scroll right past it from those first few words alone.

>>43201275
>A herding 4/3:1 world
Is that 4:3 ratio, or a ratio between 4:1 and 3:1?

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>"No Merry May, human males don't go in heat. Stop believing Lyra and that stupid porn fiction."
>"He smells like this because he's sexually frustrated and ummm, masturbates a lot, not because he's in heat."
>"Ape males don't go in estrus nor have an equivalent for it like the elephants do."
>"Their society is patriarchal, them becoming extremely submissive for some reason doesn't even make sense."
>"Also it's hyoo-man, not hooman."

>>43203801
why would Fluttershy know so much about actual human biology?

>>43203883
Being an animal caretaker, she's aware of how ape biology is like. Knowing (together with Twilight) from Anon that humans are apes, she extrapolates that human biology isn't very different from the ape one.

>>43203895
extrapolation shouldn't really be 100% because apes are still different from men
(pygmy chimps are not patriarchal)

>>43203905
Yeah bonobos aren't patriarchal, they're hippies. Still no estrus though, but they just constantly fuck.
Anon said humans are patriarchal and the history being generally violent, so she just assumes that humans are just chimps but slightly mellower (he's actually pretty shy and he never attempted to fuck up a fruit stand so far).

>>43203441
I notice this in a lot of RGRE stories. Interactions are often written in the nu-millenial style of there being a winner and a loser that emerges from whoever slings The Final Quip, like late-show Game of Thrones writing. There are a lot of guys out there who really wanted to depict the female cast of MLP as the "losers" of every encounter vs. Anon (or their shitty human OC), and chose RGRE as a facile source of social cachet to do so.
BP's Twilight is contrived to just constantly "lose" all her arguments and interactions with Xavier and it's really quite unfun to read.

>>43203740
The latter, there's some variance that's of passing relevance. They've got an 8:1 town.

>>43203575
At least in this case it was the Sombra wars that he toured in. He’s not that special in that regard given everyone was involved in that conflict.

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>>43203801
Humans have a tyrannical matriarchy actually.
It's why the boyim can't get into college degree jobs and end up stuck in blue collar slavery to still barely afford an apartment meanwhile OnlyFans and streaming platforms have prosuced an effortless route to millionaire status for the Chosen Sex.

>>43203883
Because she's my wife and I let her explore my biology and what it means. How could she not know about it?

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>>43204248
I'd argue with you about this problem is MUCH bigger, but this is /mlp/ so have sex with mares NOW

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>>43204248
>meanwhile OnlyFans and streaming platforms have prosuced an effortless route to millionaire status for the Chosen Sex
That's like saying we're still a patriarchy because you can rake money by creating YT essays and shitting in retards' empty heads while being male.

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>>43204262
The boyim know

>>43204276
Know what?
But seriously, social media introduced a way to gain crazy amounts of money while doing nothing but being a retard pretending to be sophiscated ( or just a retard if you're a real woman). This assraped the wage market harder than niggers did to Kevin Nash during a certain summer.

>>43204293
Ponies watch the human videos cause them sperging out is funny.

>>43204330
Mares do that because they also just want to fuck the men.

>>43204334
Mares want men to sperg out on their horsepussies

>>43204248
why would the Flower Trio know so much about the human society?

I like it when the cute mares kiss me and say they'll protect me and my smile :)

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>>43204343
Big can do

>>43203441
I got about halfway through ch 1 before deciding that these characters wouldn't carry me through. 200k words of [incomplete]. I'm glad I went no further. The character assassination of Celestia was bad enough. He took out his issues with authority with Celestia and then his issues with women with the mane 6? Yeah, I'll pass on this one, too.

I WILL pick mares up and carry them around.
I WILL compliment mares on their looks.
I WILL smooch mares right on top of their noggins.
I WILL roll them around on any sort of soft surface while giving them bellyrubs of a lifetime.
I WILL get swole to give uppies to princesses and/or several mares at once.
Yes, including guardsmares in full platemail.
ESPECIALLY guardsmares in full platemail!
I WILL take interest in mare activities.
I WILL listen to mares gush over their favorite topics.
I WILL gently boop mares trying to dismiss my interest as disingenuous.
I WILL give ear-scritchies to mares brave enough to sperg out about their hobby in front of me.
TOTAL MARE ADORATION.

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>>43204622
Based marelover.

What makes you believe a human will ever like you? You can't even get a member of your own species to like you lmao. Even if humans were real, they'd be exclusively fucking Trixies and not little chuds like you.

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>>43204691
>Even if humans were real, they'd be exclusively fucking Trixie
You say that like it's a bad thing!

>>43204694
Trixie is a low E beta mare despite her name. She's a hobo who gets zero dick.

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>>43204691
I wonder who could be behind that post.

I understand messing with and defying the tropes as a strong independent human man- but honestly? Give me a good wife and a good house, I'll make it into a good home and raise wonderful foals.

It's the same thing everytime, you guys think you're all going to 'go against the grain' by petting mares and so on and asking them to tell you about their fantasy teams or how lewd their gamer handle is..
You know what I'm gonna do?
RIDE THE MAROUSEL WHILE YOU UNIRONICALLY TELL THE OTHER ANONS AT WORK 'HER KIDS ARE REALLY WARMING UP TO ME' HAHAHAHA

>>43204787
Shut up, Caramel

>>43204695
I bet Trixie isn't even her real name.

>>43204405
They pool their bits together and go vacationing in the human world every once in a while.

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>>43204691
Moondancer commissioned Rarity to make this little doll of me and it looks exactly like me.

>>43203801
"Hey Fluttershy, show us your ass."

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>"That shy dork doesn't understand anything."
>"She surrounds herself with animals and thinks cute aliens are just like her animals."
>"If human colts are in lead of their society, then they go in heat just like we do."
>"Them not being submissive is absolute nonsense, they're colts after all. Colts always lose to the pussy."
>"Lyra said humans are real, and they turn out to be real. She says every part of a human colt is perfectly made for mare pleasure, and look at those fingers and his salty skin. She says they go in heat. Why wouldn't we believe her? And instead believe somepony who thinks aliens are just like animals on Equus?"
>"Anon is in heat, you can smell it each time. And he's lonely. Poor cutie... he NEEDS mares."

>10

>>43205861
Ya goof, mares go into heat. Stallions don't. Why wouldn't humans work the same?

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>>43206267
>"Because hooman colts are in the lead of their society. That means they need to have a period of being extremely submissive to their females to get them mate with them."
>"We become extremely sexually dominant during our heats, hooman boys become extremely nice and docile during theirs."

>>43206311
>"Docile? Are you suggesting that human males turn into some sort of spineless, simpering pussy-beggars when they get horny? That's absurd! That's slander! That's — wait, that's true. You're right on that point. Carry on."

>>43206613
They don’t even need estrus for that too happen.

>>43205861
Of course they lose to pussy, I've seen guys tolerate absolutely horrendous treatment from their wife because they get to fuck every once in a while.
Guys will do the most retarded shit because they think it will help them get laid better. The surgery that makes you 3" taller basically cripples you for life, and they smash their faces with hammers in an attempt to stimulate bone growth.

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>>43206758
Mares are so based

>>43206769
Sounds like human mares are a real problem.

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>>43205413
SHE'S THE ANGRIEST NERD YOU'VE EVER HEARD
SHE'S THE ANGRY
VIDEO GAME
NERRRD

>>43206758
>>43206772
Mares SECONDS away from being tickled silly.

>>43207207
Their bellies are exposed, too tempting to pass up.

>>43207207
fun fact: a mare cannot boop you without raising her hoof.
as she raises her hoof she exposes her leg pit.
if you're fast, then you can intercept her with tickles under her leg before she boops you.
I would like to claim this technique has reduced booping incidents, unfortunately it only seems to have encouraged them. I suspect my mare may in fact be a colty tickleslut who actually likes it.

>>43207207
Now I want a green about Anon tickling a seductive Spitfire...

>>43207456
Now I want that too...

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I want Merry to call me her humie and use my body for her own pleasure!

>>43207456
>"Honey, I'm home!"
>You fold your arms and look as cross as you can.
>Waiting for her.
>She doesn't seem bothered by the lack of a response.
>"It was a rough day, so I hope there's a hot dinner waiting for me!"
>You hear her toss her flight suit on the couch.
>You'll have to get that washed later...
>"I'm hoping you've got a hard cock waiting for me too, heheh..."
>They warned you about marrying a Wonderbolt.
>Much less one like Spitfire.
>Insanely stubborn.
>Messy.
>Treats stallions like property.
>But you've always been confident in your ability to break the most prideful of mares.
>She eventually finds you, and scoffs at your expression.
>"Whuh-oh! That's a grumpy face! What, did I leave my fur in the drain again?"
>She shoots you that cocky smirk, the same one that made you blush when you first met.
>Strolling towards you, she makes no attempt to lift her gaze from your crotch.
>"Poor colt, working so hard to keep the house clean and his mare happy..."
>"I think he needs a treat..."
>You grab her hoof just as it extends to grope your bulge, and she meets your eyes for the first time tonight.
"You were stunt flying."
>Her eyes go wide for a split second before she recovers with a dismissive shrug.
>"Pfft. What? No..."
"Don't try and lie to me. The doctor said light flying only."
>"Oh come on, that was so long ago!"
>Her anger gets the better of her.
>She hates being lectured, particularly by a 'colt'.
>"It was just a bit to fill in for Fleetfoot, don't be such a foal over it. I'm totally fine, you know a few hoops can't hurt me."
"It puts too much stress on your wings."
>"I can handle a bit of stress!"
>She puffs her chest out.
>You just sigh.
"You should have said no."
>"I'm not gonna let the team down just because my husband is worried."
>She shakes her head firmly.
>"I'm sorry, babe, I should have been up front with you, but you gotta stop being such a worrywart."
"I want you to be safe. I want you to come back home every day."
>"I know, but you know I can't let the team down either. I gotta make sure they still see how badflank I am!"
>She strikes a pose.
>She's still not taking this seriously.
"Alright then."
>You crouch down.
>She takes this as an invitation, and smirks as she grabs a hoofful of your shirt, pulling you in for one of her dominant kisses.
>Instead, she freezes as she feels your fingers on her ribcage.
>"H-Hey, Anon... there's n-no need for that, OK?"
>She swallows nervously.
>"L-Let's just t-talk aboOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUWAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
>She screams in laughter as you dig into her ribcage.
>You know exactly where all her most sensitive spots are, and you attack without mercy.
>She instinctively spreads her wings to escape, but you immediately take the chance to shove your wriggling fingers deep into her sweaty wingpits.
>"NOOOOOOOO!"
>Her wing muscles are paralyzed as you tease her, your middle fingers roughly poking her right in the worst spot, while the others lightly tickle around her pits.

>>43208263
>Her legs curl up defensively and she sinks to the floor, wings still spread.
>You roll her onto her back, and with your hands still torturing her wings, you blow a wet raspberry on her belly.
>She shrieks and wriggles even harder.
>All signs of the marely mare that makes stallions swoon is gone.
>She's sweaty, heaving putty in your hands.
>A dozen wet kisses later, you make your way to her tiny teats.
>You nip and lick at them, and you start to hear lustful moans mixed with the endless laughter.
>The laughter gets a bit too quiet, so you quickly switch, shoving your mouth into her pit as your hands move to tease her teats and pussy.
>"ANON PLEASE NO I'LL BE A GOOD FILLY STOP"
>You pay no mind to her desperate begging.
>Once your fingers feel that she's wet enough, you take out your cock and press it at her entrance.
>Stopping your sloppy raspberries for a moment, you pull up and stare her in the eye.
"Promise you'll keep yourself safe."
>You don't ask.
>"I... promise... please..."
>You shove yourself in slowly as your hands find her forehooves, holding them gently.
"Good filly."
>She pants and grins in a drunken pleasure as her submissive homemaker husband conquers her pussy.
"But your punishment isn't over."
>As soon as the grin leaves her face, you start brushing your thumbs over the center of her hooves.
>She squeals louder than before and flails in panic, but only manages to fuck you harder.
>You lightly scratch all around her vulnerable frogs and dip your head down back to the base of her neck to add in a bit more torment with your twisting tongue.
>All the while you continue to fuck her, savouring each inch of her slick, tight, spasming hole.
>Her sounds are barely recognizable as laughter, she shouts and moans in pleasure and agony alike.
>Without warning your hands return to her teats, flicking her nipples rapidly as you start fucking her hard.
>The stimulation sends her flying off the edge that you had carefully kept her at for so long.
>Her face goes slack and her mouth falls wide in shock as her brain is completely overwhelmed.
>In a final act of dominance you lean down and bite her ear just as both of your orgasm hit.
>Completely drunk off of your sweaty sex goddess of a mare, you lie on top of her for a long time, content to just feel her as you both find your way back to reality.
"Good filly."
>She murmurs in discontent.
"Now, any more stupid stunts, and I'll do that to you in front of your entire team."
>You smooch her cute snoot as she gulps in the horrific awakening of a new fetish.
"Now come, dinner's still warm."

>>43208265
Mares rule the world, husbando rules the house.

>>43208265
>>43208429
I kind of wish more stories like this rather than generic femdom-in-RGRE.

>>43208480
You,can both have your mare as your tickleslut and her using you as her living dildo.

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>>43208263
>>43208265
Holy shit, anon

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>>43204622
>Yes, including guardsmares in full platemail.
>ESPECIALLY guardsmares in full platemail!
Amen, brother

Cleaning out my notepad. Found some prompts.

"Bonnie! Bonnie, wake up!"
>Be Bon-Bon.
>Formerly known as Sweetie Drops, Agent of SMILE.
>Currently being shaken awake by your minty roommate.
"Faust, Lyra, what time is it?"
"An hour after midnight, but that's not important right now! We have to stop Sunset Shimmer!"
"Wat."
>Lyra continues to shake you. "We have to stop her now! The stars are right!"
"Lyra, what are you talking about..."
"She's been corrupted by ancient evils ever since she quarreled with Princess Celestia and ran off to Saddle Arabia! I know what she brought back from that archeological dig in the Empty Quarter! She has the Neighcronomicon, Bon-Bon! The original text by Bint-Hazred herself!"
>That snaps you awake.
"Lyra, how could she have the Neighcronomicon? The last mare to unearth it was Demon's Head, and she was ravaged to death in the marketplace of Damarescus by invisible cocks. The book was lost after that. Everyone with any interest in the occult knows that."
>"I don't know how, but she has it! Moondancer saw it with her own two eyes! She told me of Sunset's plan! I know what she intends to summon from the outer dark, to usher in a horrible new age!"
"And what is that, Lyra?"
"The White Walker! Anon-Ymous, The White Ape of the Woods With A Thousand Young!"
>Your fur stands on end.

>>43209019
Anon is behind on child payments.

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What would you do to pull your waifu out of the negative spiral she's found herself in?

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>>43209287
Join her

>>43209047
>child payments
>not child support payments
>anon is literally required to give his infernal debtors foals on a regular basis