Quick response Edition Previous Edition: >>43157735 Fauster's Story Archive: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1XiJRe1NWl_kIoWsHssZ27BMV7bZAe1jgX59-dWggYkA/ Uh-hmmm's Prompt Archives: https://ponepaste.org/1046 Have a broken Pastebin link? Replace pastebin.com with poneb.in Remember: not to save anything of value on Pastebin ignore all attempts at early new threads Thread question: Do you gossip like the other males?
>>43177822>Do you gossip like the other males?No, why the hell would I do such a thing? Fuck no, not even behind a spoiler
>>43177822Any updates yet for The Long and Short of it and the sunburst green?
Fucking slow captcha and fake rangeban shit.I was going to save the thread earlier at work. So close.So close...
>>43177850"""short""" hiatus (as usual), raped to death (as usual)
>>43177889Posting in general has been real slow. Take forever for it to get through.
>complains about stallions being lazy these days>lays on my couch all daycan i legally bop the moon princess with a newspaper over this?
>>43178133You'll be in the paper if you do.
>>43178133>>43178635Psh, amateurs the lot of you, a real man would rub her belly until shes a mess, then stop and wait for her to beg for more... Then More belly rubs until nap time... Maybe a sweet of two before the nap
>>43178868Careful, she bites.
>>43178635>bap princess with a newspaper>headline on the paper: ANON BAPS LUNA WITH NEWSPAPER!
>>43177923I can't believe Sunburst keeps getting raped, where's the Ponice when you actually need them?!
>>43179250>implying I wouldn't want Luna to bite meYes, I know, it's not a lovebite, but it's still a bite from best princess.
>>43179259Those pigs are the ones who don't believe him when he tells them Starlight has been stalking and repeatedly raping him
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>>43179531What a cutie.
>>43179259Man Glimmer really is the perfect rapist. Where's my heartfelt fic where Twilight teaches Starlight to stop raping Sunburst and in the end she feels bad and makes amends?
>>43179274Starlight would never do something like that; she's too sweet and innocent
>>43179684>"How to teach Starlight that raping is wrong? I know, I'll summon an Anon. He'll rape her and that will teach her empathy."
>>43180334but then you'll need a stallion to rape anon to tech him empathy and then another one for that rapist, it's a endless loop of >rape
>>43180334Hmm, interesting but my vision was more focused on a kind of tension in which Twilight can't physically overpower Starlight to make her stop, so she has to go through this whole therapeutic process with Starlight instead, and the whole time at the start she knows that Starlight's gonna go home from that session and rape Sunburst and she'll just have to put up with it for now. Group therapy sessions where she gets Sunburst to explain why it makes him sad and Starlight just smiling helpfully and saying she'll definitely mull it over.Not sure if exhibitionism is the right word, but something like where everyone knows what's going on and has to just live with it for now.
>>43180377Nah, let's just turn her to stone.
>>43180377>Sunburst opens his mouth to speak>He looks over at Twilight>Twilight nods>Sunburst turns his attention back to Starlight>"When you...r-ra-t-touch me, inappropriately, I feel...sad.""Okay, good, good job, Sunburst. Now, Starlight, how does that make you feel?">"Uh, sad too.">Twilight perks up"Okay! And why does that make you feel sad?">"Because...I don't want Sunburst to feel sad. I want him to feel good!""You want Sunburst to feel happy?">"Mm, good.">Twilight purses her lips"Alright. And if you wanted to Sunburst to feel...good, you would-">"I would rape him.">Sunburst lets out a pathetic whine and Twilight buries her face in her hooves
>>43180506Oh that Starlight.
>Be mare>Work on making silly hats>Everypony know you as the silly hats mare>Get an order from a stallion that want a chicken hat>Think nothing of it and get it done>Next day the stallion come to pick up the hat>Said stallion try to haggle a cheaper price even though the price was said before the order>Keep your hoof down no matter what the stallion try to do>He pay for the hat and leave out of frustration>Next day there a protest in front of your silly hat store>The stallion clam you sexually assaulted him in the store>Now every stallions think your a sex offender and not the silly hat mare>All you wanted to do is to make silly hats.
>>43180506Based, I love it, I want more of it
>>43181079Stallions who lie about being raped should actually be raped and beaten as punishment.
>>43181079What is the stallion version of "Karen" and do you think I get a free pass for assaulting them?Being a male as well and all that.>>43181097If you lie about crime, whatever the punishment for that crime is, that punischmnet should be cast upon the liar.
>>43181097>>43181118The best way to ensure no stallion can never lie about rape is to simply have every stallion raped.
>>43181127That starts a rape war.
>>43181178With WMDs (Weapons of Mass Defloweration) ?
>>43181178RAPE WAR NOW
>>43180506>Sunburst stares ahead, expression vacant>Starlight leans over and nudges him with her elbow>"So, sweetie, what do you have to tell Twilight?">Sunburst smiles.>"Whatever you want me to tell-">He's cut off by a stronger nudge>"Sunburst, hun, why don't you tell Twilight about what we talked about earlier?">Sunburst stares ahead>Twilight does not move, looks directly at Starlight, eyes narrowed>Starlight meets her with a pained smile for a moment, then gasps and points right at her>"Holy moly, a talking horse!">Starlight's horn glows and her eyes turn white for a second>At no point does Twilight stop looking at her>Sunburst slowly, mechanically turns his head until his shrunken pupils are staring directly into Twilight's soul>"Dear Twilight Sparkle, I, Sunburst, have hereby decided, being sound of mind and legal capacity, to dedicate myself entirely to the pleasure of mares and the happiness of my beloved Starlight Glimmer. I fully consent to all advances and retract my earlier statements of accusation against her in full. I confess to being a slut and a shaft whose sole purpose in life...">Twilight tunes him out and turns back to Starlight, who is sweating>"Starlight.">"Look, they're his words!">"Starlight.">"You can ask any lawyer this is totally-">"Starlight.">"WHAT?!" Starlight slams her hooves on the table>"....and present myself to her for her viewing pleasure on command and wear little aprons around the...">Twilight steeples her hooves>"Admit that you cast Fiducia Compelus and I will permit you to continue having a bank account.">"Oh come on Twilight, I can't *believe* you would accuse me of-shit yeah, okay you win, I cast Fiducia Compelus, please I have a mortgage."
>>43180341>get a big green man to rape starlight>shit now we need this one to get raped. >get an even bigger greener gayer rapist to rape the first anon>need another bigger greener rapist>eventually this goes on long enough you finally get to the biggest greenest rapist you could find. >as it goes off to rape the nearest anon you can hear it shout from across the castle"HULK SMASH"
>>43181324Hulk likes the booty of little horses.
I want to have a herd simply because I want to pamper bisexual mares and be sandwiched between them, my face being pressed against one's chest fluff as she makes out with my (and her) wife.There's no life better than that.
>>43181808Herding is just a way for colts to be sluts without judgement. Mono relationships are based, and herdoids will never know the bliss that is pairbonding.
>>43181815Shitty assumptions aside, it is the only way if a mare is a certain Aegean Sea island demonym a.k.a. 99% of them.
>>43181305Easy fix to this, just teach Sunburst counterspells.
>"Sunburst, what did you do!?!">"Well, I accidentally transformed starlight into a colt and left her in the seediest part of Canterlot.">"That was a few days ago and she, or he rather, hasn't bothered me since."
>Twilight summons Anon so he can rapecorrect Glimmer>Glimmer turns Anon into Anoncolt>Glimmer now rapes Anoncolt instead of Sunburst>Twilight has trouble caring enough to stop this
>>43182073>>43182451>Sunburst is so bad at magic in practice he flunked out of magic school>Starlight is so good at magic in practice even alicorn Twilight jobs to herBy canon power levels, Sunburst is rapemeat for Starlight.
>>43182697I said accidentally for this reason.
>>43182697Starlight tries to rape Sunburst, Flurry blasts her into dust.
>>43182950>Flurry prevents a stallion from being rapedIs she destined to be the Lisan al-Gaib of the stallions?
>>43182967Naw, she just wants him.
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>>43183753Please stop ruining my mane!
>>43183493She looks like she wants you to go down.On her!
>be noble mare>finish noble business>get back to your fancy home with servants at the ready>all of them being stallions with tight pants so you can see their bulge>your head servant got them to line up so you can pick one to accompany you for the night>You stop on the new hooman that recently join to work for you>you're feeling exotic and chooses him>the head servant nod and tell the hooman to wait for you in your bedroom>you wounder if those rumors about hooman stamina is true or not>tonight you will find out
>>43184256No way, fag. I don't interact with whores or prostitutes like Rarity.
>>43184589I'm sure a mule is a favorite of her. No risk of foal.
>>43182561UNF I'd cum so it would be technically consent and not rape if glimmy did this to me
What the FUCK would your waifu do for you if you cried?
>>43185016Feed me ice cream (she is an architecht)
>>43185166Ponkfag?
>>43185256Nope
