Previous thread:>>43084229Welcome to the Thread! Kinderquestria/Anon in pone prison focuses on the world and adventures of naive child like ponies and the misadventures and shenanigans of Anon that results in him going to prison! To get a good handle on how things are done around here I implore you to check out our new and improved one stop shop of kinder greens and prompts here >> https://ponepaste.org/7630
Apple Bloom a cute, post some Apple Bloom please!
>>43187199I agree
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>>43187424what a cute bloom
>>43187209>>43187232>>43187424Absolute treasure, 10q
>>43187679pet-able fillers
>>43187679I can already hear Belle's voice crack when she realises her Mumbo magic turned them into a washing machine.
>>43187708>Girls, Gruntirek kidnapped Rainbow Dash to steal her speed!>Gruntirek kidnapped Rarity to steal her beauty!>And he took Applejack t'steal her... uh....>>"I'LL STEAL HER HAT, HOW 'BOUT THAT?"
>>43188046she awaits upsies
>>43188643a true anon who won't be denied his rightful beer
>>43188473she hungers for burgies
>>43188643Are americans really not allowed to drink in public places?
>>43188970yeah basically its bullshit land of the free my fucking ass
>>43189218She both delivers love, and loves making deliveries. Devilishly delightful poetry, Anon.
>>43188473burg
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>>43189749canonical flutter butter
>>43190178Tune in to that episode and it's just 22 minutes of Flattershy sitting on the table
>>43188473She is eating the table.Perspective is fun.
>A mysterious, hairless and green appendage with 5 smaller digits flips through an assortment of pages in a book>By the sounds of it, you must be Anon>And you're currently trying to wrap your head around something very important>very very important"How the hell does this place not have pizza?!">You took food very seriously back on Earth and that hasn't gone away upon your arrival in Equestria>To your horror, there wasn't a single reference to pizza or even pizza-like foods, instead there were recipes such as "le daisies pain" which was Prench for "daisy bread">its just a daisy between bread slices>When you arrived in Equestria, you realized the pones' view of time was much more drastic than yours>A 1 month sentence to prison here was seen as the equivalent to 10 years back on Earth>Which means that nopony had created cheeses like cheddar, swiss, provolone, or blue cheese since they all had to be aged for months to years>yfw this means you can become the cheese prince and "create" new never seen before foods
>>43190361based cheese maker anon
>>43190361>Get drunk on 80 proof light beer (herbivore diet)>Tell ponies about the cheese caves and the government conspiracy that keeps them stocked>Ponies now think humans are magical cheese spirits with a cosmic role like breezies or that dog that guards Tartarus>Ponies start calling us cheesies
