Apple Bloom a cute, post some Apple Bloom please!

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>>43187199
I agree

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>>43187199

>>43187424
what a cute bloom

>>43187209
>>43187232
>>43187424
Absolute treasure, 10q

>>43187679
pet-able fillers

>>43187679
I can already hear Belle's voice crack when she realises her Mumbo magic turned them into a washing machine.

>>43187708
>Girls, Gruntirek kidnapped Rainbow Dash to steal her speed!
>Gruntirek kidnapped Rarity to steal her beauty!
>And he took Applejack t'steal her... uh....
>>"I'LL STEAL HER HAT, HOW 'BOUT THAT?"

>>43188046
she awaits upsies

>>43188643
a true anon who won't be denied his rightful beer

>>43188473
she hungers for burgies

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>>43188643
Are americans really not allowed to drink in public places?

>>43188970
yeah basically its bullshit land of the free my fucking ass

>>43189218
She both delivers love, and loves making deliveries. Devilishly delightful poetry, Anon.

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>>43188473
burg

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>>43189519

>>43189749
canonical flutter butter

>>43190178
Tune in to that episode and it's just 22 minutes of Flattershy sitting on the table

>>43188473
She is eating the table.

Perspective is fun.

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>A mysterious, hairless and green appendage with 5 smaller digits flips through an assortment of pages in a book
>By the sounds of it, you must be Anon
>And you're currently trying to wrap your head around something very important
>very very important
"How the hell does this place not have pizza?!"
>You took food very seriously back on Earth and that hasn't gone away upon your arrival in Equestria
>To your horror, there wasn't a single reference to pizza or even pizza-like foods, instead there were recipes such as "le daisies pain" which was Prench for "daisy bread"
>its just a daisy between bread slices
>When you arrived in Equestria, you realized the pones' view of time was much more drastic than yours
>A 1 month sentence to prison here was seen as the equivalent to 10 years back on Earth
>Which means that nopony had created cheeses like cheddar, swiss, provolone, or blue cheese since they all had to be aged for months to years
>yfw this means you can become the cheese prince and "create" new never seen before foods

>>43190361
based cheese maker anon

>>43190361
>Get drunk on 80 proof light beer (herbivore diet)
>Tell ponies about the cheese caves and the government conspiracy that keeps them stocked
>Ponies now think humans are magical cheese spirits with a cosmic role like breezies or that dog that guards Tartarus
>Ponies start calling us cheesies

>>43190317
I had a vague dream like this once.
I don't think it was AJ or quite as intimate as that image but I distinctly remember the feeling of their weight on my lap and running their silky mane through my fingers.

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>>43190970
>Ponies also think that changelings are cheese guardians created by humans because of their leg holes
>Anon becomes an ambassador for the changeling race by proxy, somehow outranking Chrysalis too
>Relations between changelings and ponies are healed by Anon gracing Celestia with the existence of cheesecake

>>43191275
kek nice prompt

>>43192115
PHAT

>>43190581
devious little shit

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>>43191454
thanks, it's my first time ever writing a green

>>43192382
Levelling up Frolicking to 100

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>>43192465
>Levelling up Frolicking to 100

>Made an offhanded comment you thought no one heard when picking up a package at the post office
"Derps should level up agility, lul"
>A couple of days pass

>While walking to Sweet Apple Acres to get those sweet sweet appuls, you see Derpy running around a small pasture
>She has a bunch of cardboard muffins lined up in a obstacle course of some kind, her snout is all scrunched up, eyebrows furrowed in focus
>Her focus is broken when she spots you
>"Oh! Hai Anon!"
"Hey Derpy, what're you up to?"
>"I took your advice! You said I needed to 'level-up' agi- agil- ag-"
"Agility."
>"Yeah, that! So I took a bunch of my most scary items that could cause boo-boos, and I'm trying to fly without hitting any!~"
>You take a look at the fake muffins and see small thumbtacks with the sharp ends rounded off
>Derpy runs up to you, almost tripping but managing to stay up
>"Anon! What level am I?!"
>She looks up at you with expectation
>You really don't know what to say, so you just make up something
"You gained about... I'd say 5 levels. You're doing a good job, Derps."
>Her eyes widen alongside the biggest grin you've seen on the mailmare
>"YAAAAY!!"
>Derpy flies in circles while giggling and snorting
>hhhnnnnnnnnnnnnnnggggggggg
>At this rate you'll probably pass out from derpabetes
>Good thing she's leveling agility, maybe she can carry you to the hospital

>>43192674
kek cute nice work anon

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not gonna be able to keep the thread as booped as normal my new job has dogshit cell service

>>43192674
>Ponies start rescuing homework from dogs to level Restoration
>Rainbow Dash figures out how to farm speech XP by doing nothing but phonics flashcards
>Derpy already has 100 destruction from destroying town hall with her butt

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I love the Crusaders

>>43194200
Giraffey Mark Crusaders

>>43194200
they be cute

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A Swibble to complete the trio

>>43194876
I could hear it and now so can you
https://youtube.com/watch?v=2Fn_lkY57YQ

>>43194904
Bless you and your autism, it fits way too well

>>43194266
she vibin

>>43195879
octopus mare a cute!

>>43196610
kinderquestria has no child labor laws

>>43196926
If it did, nothing would ever get done

>>43197260
good lord she nommin

>>43193929
>find a weird scroll painted in gold somewhere deep in the royal library
>read it, get flashbanged
>see a vision of a white furred, red maned mare with a ceramic pot on her head and a quill cutiemark
>"I had been waiting for you nerevar"
>it quickly fits into place that this mare is the true dreamer, CHIM itself
>your mind breaks, but you quickload to when it wasn't broken
>"Good, you're already mastering your powers, Z'wah. Show me your infinte might"
>spend a week grinding a fortify intelligence spell
>make ritual that's divinely powerful but only lasts a second
>cast it, quickly mix a bunch of herbs and make a maxcap potion of fortify intelligence
>chug it
>the entirety of reality is revealed true forever
>sneak derpy a very diluted potion of fortify intelligence (duration: 800 years) and nominate her as your pick for this year's spelling bee, betting all your bits on her
>everypony laughs and tells you you're wasting your bits, and bet against you
>???
>twiggles loses her shit failing the bee to the town retard
>collect your winnings
>the dreamare manifests in front of you, laughing hysterically
>hands you a bottle (with her left hand), tells you to chug it
>hand? she only has hooves
>chug it
>it was piss
>spit it out
>it never was piss, it was a potion of fortify endurance
>you find yourself in an endurance competition against rainbow dash
???
Scrolls, man. Not even once.

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>>43197585
>Z'wah

>>43116114
c-come on Bloomie, it's time to get in...
>"but ah don't wawna take a bayuth!"
look, it's... you've gotta...
>you look to AJ for some assistance or at least solidarity, but she just looks back at you with a look of utter bemusement as you deal with what she's long grown accustomed to
look, don't you want to get clean?
>"NO! please don't make me go in there mister Anawn! it's awl cowld and weyt, and it takes so lawng until mah coat gets drah, ah cain't stayund it! puh-lease, tell Appuljayck not to make me go in thayre!" and she gives you those big, beady, misty eyes
>any other time it might have given you pause, but now it only deepens your exasperation as you accidentally sigh more audibly than you would have liked
>AJ bites down hard on the brush not to laugh out loud, you try to avoid making eye contact with her
don't you want to get all that gunk off of you? don't--don't you want to play with your bath toys? you have your little ducky there and-
>"NOOOO! NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO N-"
>you finally start seeing white and lose your patience
APPLE BLOOM!!
>she goes quiet and her defiant scowl turns back into the look of terror, this time directed at you rather than her watery grave
>worried that you might have gone a little far, you take a deep breath with your eyes closed, and look straight at her
if you're dirty, you know I'm not going to want to pet you, right?
>"wh-...whaht?"
that's right, I, uh, I'm not going to want to stroke a coat like this, it's not smooth or soft at all...I certainly wouldn't want to run my hands through a mane like this either, I'd get my hands all dirty...
>"d-duh ya really mean thayut?"
>you nod sternly
>AJ also nods, impressed
and if you think I'd want to put my lips anywhere near all that muck, you'd better think again, so don't count on any forehead kisses until you're all washed up.
>Bloom casts her eyes down in resignation
>"ohkay...ah'll go in..."
>"pleayse just put me in slowly, ah always just freeze mah flank off when AJ dunks me awl at wonce..."
alright...easy does it...there.
>before long, she's comfortable in the water and blissfully playing with her bath toys while you and her big sister scrub her coat and wring out her mane
>"thank yuh there, sugarcube. if yuh can buhlieve it, it's even harder most naights. ah'll have to getcha to come heylp out every bathtime," AJ whispers to you with a wink
>you chuckle uneasily, hoping she was just joking

>>43197585
holy fuck an elder scrolls green, In my kinder!? this is some good shit anon
>>43197923
kek cute and sovl pilled nice work anon

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>>43197585
>z'wah
Would dunmer ponies reserve this insult for khajiit or redguards? Who even are the zebras of TES?

>>43198470
Argonians. Black Marsh is still a swamp but it's a Louisiana bayou type thing.

>>43198507
kek

>>43199462
Dash you have wings that double as hands, why are you doing this

>>43199775
she's a silly filly

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>>43200865
There is literally no cuter filly than filly Twiggie

>>43200989
agreed

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anon is mean!!!

>>43201407
This is because ponies are smart so they store their thoughts all over themselves, not just in their heads

>>43201407
bratty anon needs correction ToT

Slice of life best episode

>>43202038
Lice of Life itchiest episode

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>When the vegetables touch the mashed potatoes

>>43202588
Why are pones so funny when grossed out kek

>>43203318
they make funny expressions

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drunk boop

>>43203607
Too much salt, little pony?

>>43203893
angle butter

>>43204202
The opposite of an angle grinder

>>43204678
cute

>>43204678
Very sus that she has the patience for stop motion

>>43204847
Hyperfixation is also a symptom of ADHD, which I wish someone had told me about when I was younger.

snoofa

>>43208173
buuter

>>43187182
Back in my day, Trixie at pinecones.

Back in my day, Pixie at acorns

Back in my day, Twilight ate hayburgers.... and she still does!

>>43208954
shit cute

>>43202909
my favorite image of her. i can look at this all day

>>43210131
Derpelhaube

>>43210285
Flattershy

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/EIXJbh2-yDM

>>43212004
seems about right for ponk

>>43211694
>Narrator: but she didn't know

>>43212694
would

>>43213069
Comb her fur, right anon? That's what you mean, right? Right?

>>43213074
yes

>Date XX/XX
>This species and its culture is endlessly fascinating to me. Yet in my pursuit of knowledge and discovery, I've found that the greatest revelations come outside of my attempts at finding them.
>Just the other day, I had been enjoying some time off from my studies, simply enjoying the company of an inhabitant of the town in which I've come to reside. We had each been joking and the atmosphere felt relaxed enough that I felt comfortable in making a physical gesture.
>To put it in blunt and honest terms, I poked her on the tip of her snout and vocalized an onomatopoeic "boop" sound.
>This seemed to produce a euphoric and dissociative effect, as the individual momentarily seemed to phase out of lucidity while experiencing a moment of extreme physical bliss. Apparently it was considered altpgether pleasant, as she enthusiastically requested another administration immediately thereafter.
>This attracted the attention of a passerby, who, intrigued, requested the same, to the same effect.
>The two dubbed the procedure by the same onomatopoeia that I had haphazardly used earlier. Seeing no better term, I adopted it as well.

>Date XX/XX+14
>I first conducted experiments in "booping" on a volunteer basis, then simply began asking friends and acquaintances if they would consent to experiencing the phenomenon, then complete strangers, and have recently tested waters in admonistering to passersby unprompted. The reception has been much the same; in contrast to "uppies" which would occasionally yield chagrin after the act even if universally well-received during, I have not yet encountered any objection. At worst, a pony might be mildly bothered by losing his or her train of thought if administered in the middle of speech.
>My working hypothesis is that there is some sort of pressure point at the tip of the snout, which might have gone hereto unnoticed as the wider extremities on their equivalents to our arms might stimulate too many nerves at once, ultimately resulting in no physical sensation. (Despite the equivalent practice a few ponies have taken a liking to employing on myself, I'm afraid it seems to produce no similar effect) Other species in this realm with phalanges more like ours tend to have them too sharp and pointed to have ever come across the phenonenon of booping (I can't believe I'm going to have to continue using this term in my journal and formal speech).
>The rulers of this realm have expressly forbidden the practice of dissection and I intend to honor their stipulations, so I'm afraid this shot in the dark will have to remain a hypothesis.

>>43214753
>Date XX/XX+19
>I have received a summons from the twin monarchs, presumably relating to this most recent discovery and my practices. I only hope that our rapport has not been strained; I admit that perhaps I have overstepped ethical boundaries by involving technically non-consenting parties in my research, even if it was an ostensible conclusion deriving from unanimous enthusiastic compliance in formal and informal trials.
>I am prepared to defend myself as necessary in the royal court, but also to face the Equestrian justice system with dignity, respect, and honor. If this is to be my final entry, I only hope a successor can learn from my errors and continue this practice in my stead.

>Date XX/XX+21
>I suppose it bears acknowledging as a discovery that the urge to wince and to cackle might entirely cancel one another out, as I had fortunately observed while trying to retain my composure as the princesses looked down upon me from their thrones while their orator made their declaration regarding "ceremonial booping."
>Evidently, the decreed new practice involves administering a boop (perhaps one day I will become accustomed to writing that without quotation marks) as a formal gesture during audience with the royal sisters, akin to the curtsying or genuflection required by some monarchs throughout our own history.
>At any rate, my practices are to continue, now with an increased grant from the Canterlot Arts & Sciences Foundation.

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>>43214764

>>43214854
Oh no, I've seen how this episode plays out

>>43214753
>>43214764
kek this is some good shit anon glad to see more of it

>>43190361
>Poniods finally getting cheezepilled.
It's an interesting premise though. I wonder what other food might be missing in /kinder/questria because of this. Maybe that's why the kinder ponies never discovered wine. I would imagine that bread and other baked goods are probably viewed the same way cheese is on Earth considering they could take a entire day to prepare.

You could probably try making some old timey alcohol by fermenting fruit but I don't know if it's the best idea to do so.
There's are a fair few accounts of trying this in our world only for local wildlife to get into it and getting zooted out of their gourd.

>>43216159
you could but its gonna be fairly weak less than like 5%

>>43214753
>Public boop trials
the diarchy has gone completely degenerate

>Neen

>>43218459
smoochable donchaknow

>>43218476
I want to teach her the art of cheddar

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pweb

>>43218806
if anything she'd probably teach you a thing or two about cheese considering she's midwestern and possibly a Wisconsinite

>>43219715
I want to call this filly a nerd and boop her nose even if it means a 40 minutes jail sentence

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>>43219762

>>43219762
evil

>>43220663
>>43221143
>>43221399
NOI DETECTED

>>43221516
horse

>>43221478
#1 OG noigga in tha 'ville

>>43222112
the best at it

>>43223485
Cadence no

>>43222415
Cyoot sick mare and mare caretaker

>>43223756
she snoozing

>>43223777
Trips confirm maretaker

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>You've always been the maretaker, Mr. Anonymous..

>>43225238
how dastardly they are getting more creative

pre bed

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golly

>>43226099
That golly's not jolly

>>43226894
shady

>>43222112
>>43222577
>Trixie wants to show you a new trick she came up with.
>She tells you she can make you disappear.

>She just puts her hooves over her eyes

>>43227268
>Derpy does it
>Suddenly you're floating on the moon
>When you're back on Earth, her eyes are uncovered again

>>43227268
kek

>>43228062
twiggy is so neurotic

>>43229394
damn it twiggles don't make me have to put the cone collar on you again

>>43230090
Who's the artist? I need moar

preeb

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>>43230131
Might be one of Glacierclear's.

>>43230131
i have no fucking idea what so ever I save most of my shit off 4chan

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>>43230559
Alright I'll just look that up and woah that's a lotta porn

>>43231182
no thoughts only grass

>>43231559
She's made for feed, not speed

>>43232446
I'd do the same thing

>>43232714
That's a highly pettable Rarity.

>>43232763
agreed

>>43197923
adorable Bloomie green

>>43214764
>gets a grant for booping
He's becoming too powerful!

You think ponies have these things on their playgrounds.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMPuGgORFCA&lc=

>>43235664
little shit

>>43235265
Nah they have animatronic humans giving uppies

>>43214854
>"But I do! I wouldn't carry just anypony on my head like like I do you."

>>43236770
>Applejack finds you later
>Gives you a box full of paperclips, apple seeds and one (1) frog
>It's Apple Bloom's dowry

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Preb

>>43237219
>braid the paper clips into a ring
>this shows I am practical with a delicate touch
>invest in the farm and land and plant the seeds
>this shows commitment to the future and willingness to join the family trade
>teach the frog to eat bits and sing songs after eating bits
>this would just be funny to me but maybe it'd get some extra cashflow
By gosh I'm gonna make this "become an Apple" brouhaha work, I tell you hwat

>>43237594
>Teach the frog to eat bits
Gross, no shopkeep wants those now