this has to happeni need to find my people
>>43187248based
real brotha
>>43187248Soarindash is good Anon, don't let those Appledash demons tell you otherwise.
>>43187248Soarin dashie unf
>>43187248Soarindash is like a ship that unironic 5 year old girls would make.
>>43187962then i guess im an unironic 5 year old girl
>>43187248I shit on this ship.
>>43187962Latino tiktok ship
>>43187248I love this ship.
>>43187962Speak to me, o sage, what does it mean to be an ironic 5 year old?
>>43187248Why the fandom likes gay & lesbian ships more than straight ships like this one? Straight ships are hotter because it's NATURAL and HEALTHY, straight ships allow the possibility of the characters starting a family by making own babies. So, the fandom has more gays? Since when it started to get infested with gays and lgbbq+++ shit?
>>43190815I don't think it's a fandom specific thing so much as it is that the people most likely to ship characters are also majority alphabet people.
>>43187248Sure, if Soarin was me and also a human that looks like me and also not Soarin but just me instead of Soarin. I think we can meet in the middle.
>>43191018This is the reason. Shipping is a mental illness, so you'll find it done mostly by the mentally insane.
>>43191052Yeah waifufaggotry is mental illness, we know that already that waifufags are mentally insane.
>>43191054>Conflating waifufagging with shipping Zoomzoom detected. Your kind are all mental midgets.
>>43190815>WhyThe m6's closeness and the lack of male characters. Artists feminize stallions to make them cuter. Waifufags exacerbate it by cucking and fucking the stallions.>the fandom has more gaysYes.>since whenAlways.
>>43191506lovely
>>43190815The answer is women
>>43192272I.e. the mentally ill
>>43187248why not Sash or Sosh or Darin
>>43193961Cute.
>>43193998Darling Do?
>>43187962That's because a 5 year old is normal and innocent and not porn addicts. Unlike AppleDashers.
>>43194900Wtf based
>>43187248He's 20% bigger.
>>43190815It's shameful that anything LGBT+ is even mentioned in regards to the show; in addition to being aimed at kids, it's focus is friendship. LGBT+ acceptance and prevalence has been poison in regards to normal people forming deep friendships with each other (or where people can just be more open personality wise).>>43192008>The m6's closeness and the lack of male charactersYea, in the modern west if you were to be as intimate and quirky with same-sex friends as the M6 are with each other, you'd be quickly labeled a queer, even if you weren't one.Take the first film recording with sound as an example. In saner times they'd be assumed to be just two friends being merry with each other, maybe had a few drinks, celebrating good news, mocking the street musician, etc. Homosexual accusations were a big deal, and nobody made them flippantly unless you were that person's enemy. Now look at the comments of where people's mind go to with it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0VJiDMlddY
>>43195060>Now look at the commentsYou'd have to put a gun to my head for me to read Youtube comments on anything that isn't highly obscure.
>>43191052Why are you in this thread then?
>>43195994Kiss~
>>43196164To tell you the hard truth.
>>43196677>conflating waifufagging with shipping cancer once moreStill a mental cripple, I see.
>>43196687>waifucuck seethingStill mentally ill as usual, I see.
>>43196677>>43196687>>43196697Bot discussion
>>43190815theres just not enough male characters that actually have a personality and appear enough. they also tend to look kinda boring unless its a villain. i would love to have some favorite ship but theres just nothing to work with except stuff like discord x fluttershy. having like 1-2 episodes that feature a kinda boring male character really doesnt count either. cheese is literally just a clone of pinkie which is so lame. i like what zephyr could have turned into but we dont get to see it. most people just dislike spike. it sucks so much but if you want straight ships with canon characters youd probably have to use the rule 63 versions of the main cast.. many times it just feels like an oc cause youre just inventing a whole character personality and background story for a design. lol at how they tried to add a bigger male role like flash sentry but then even he stopped existing cause they just dropped him instead of developing his personality. i was so hyped to see hitch in g5 and then he was just lame to me so now im convinced they just have no idea how to make an appealing male character on purpose.
>>43197266Stop womansplaining to me, bitch.
>>43197266>cheese is literally just a clone of pinkie which is so lamePinkie and Cheese basically being the same character is actually the reason I love Cheesepie. I think the ideal partner for Pinkie Pie is somepony who can match her energy and party as hard as she does
>>43198285cute
>>43200618Unfff
>>43202141love muffin!
>>43204112Nice dashie and soarin.
>>43207404smooch
>>43212897Angry kissing again I see.
>>43213277we all love a good angry kiss
IT'S SO FRESH YOU CAN SMELL IT
>>43212263cute little foal!
>>43214449Good stuff!
>>43215958lovely
>>43218185cuuute
>>43222222Checked and cute!
>no episode where one of their foals feels like she's a disappointment because she's not as fast as Dash was when she was her age (and Auntie Scootaloo is the one who shares her wisdom with them)>no episode where the OTHER foal is scared to achieve because they think they'll hurt Dashie's feelings by breaking her old record>no episode where the foals lose Tank and try to find him before their parents find out>no episode where a foal uses their parents' reputations to try and get free things in Cloudsdale and abuses the fame and respect the two had earned>no episode where one of the foals "comes out"... by admitting they don't want to be a professional flier and would rather do things like Auntie Fluttershy
>>43231021cute
>>43234623unf
>>43236457unf
>>43187248>>43187252Kys soarindashpedoThis shitty ship is cringe and cancer
>>43187248Isnt one of them gay though?
>>43242536Unff
>>43243984Cute.
>>43187248Nah fuck this shit. Nobody wants this. Rainbow Dash belongs to me. She's built for human cock.
>>43246384Cute.
>>43193450Unf
>>43187248The season 9 final was so bleak. All of then (expect Pinkie) ends up foalless hags. This thread heals me.
>>43254233UNFFF
>>43187248Fuck AppleDash shippers and their toxicass ship
>>43197283Stop being such a faggot anon
I like how this thread is clever enough to just ignore obvious tiresome bait. Good on you guys.
>>43187248Straightest thread on /mlp/
>>43258248comfy
>>43260550Comfy.
>>43187248Man, was this character under-utilised. 222 episodes and he only played a prominent role in 6 of them.
>>43261853Yeah, I do wish he was used more. Lots of missed opportunities for more wonderbolt episodes.
>>43255800cute marriage!
>>43263818unf
>>43265923cute
Everyone + RD is good ship
>>43268599cute ear nibble
soarin!
>>43273707snoot boop!
>>43276184unf
>>43275830Really cute.
As much as I hate Appledash and how it came out of nowhere, I much prefer it over this garbage, holy fuck. Kill yourselves you self inserting faggots
honestly my favorite part of the ship is probably the anger it generatestheyre cute though
Soarin is gay and sucks stallion cocks, sorryhe's also too old for Rainbow
>he's too old for RainbowI'm here for it.
>>43277495The only one self-inserting here are females. This is the de facto female ship, and your opinion as a tertiary subgroup of the fandom is irrelevant.
>>43277484Cuute!!
>>43279413wholesome.
>>43279951Lol rarity's cat is holding on for dear life
>>43282270Cute!!!!
>>43283874Cute couple.
>>43285949lovely
>>43287616hawt
>>43286770I like this art its cute and has a surreal feeling.
>>43289835nice art
>>43289472Chill.
>>43280827Rub that mane, Soarin!
>>43289122dat face
>>43293045unf
>>43278402I love this.
>>43294560cozy
>>43296061unf
>>43297833unff
>>43299922cute.
>>43300458Little foal :D
>>43303586cute
>>43304195Ice cream!
>>43304195Yummers.
>>43303586Nice
>>43308128UNF
why does it feel like this thread has less posts every time I see it on the catalog?
>>43311275Unfff
>>43313305Me in the right.
>>43313104cute
>>43316168boop that snout
>>43317044cute
>>43319244lol bunny dash
>>43320050cute
>>43318397Unfff
>>43320615Carrying her, heh.
>>43323613Nice
>>43325032cuuute
>>43324558lovely...
Do you think Soarin is fine with paying Dashie's exorbitant food bills?
>>43325870yeah he is in the wonderbolts so he should have a salary to finance all the fun stuff with rainbow dash
foals
>>43325896i love them!!!
>>43327383cute
>>43325870Of course.
>>43329638Cute! Scootaloo is happy.
>>43329638I love this.
>>43331113wholesome ponies
>>43326828I love these two!
>>43187248That's cool and all but you show us his brothers Roarin, Rollin, Florin, Floorin, Borin, Chlorin, Fluorin, Bromin, Stolin, Porin, Mornin, Pourin, Bowlin, and etc?
>>43332629Anonin
>>43187248Soarin x Dashie!!!!!
>>43335150lovely dresses
>>43334586Sleepy pones.
>>43337192unf
>>43336958dashie riding waow!!!
>>43339956sooo cute
>>43339046Hugs!!!
>>43341442Very nice marriage.
>>43220089Nice foals!
>>43342445huggy wuggy
>>43225495cute foals
>>43342492Sleepy.
>>43342489unfa
>>43343749punfa
>>43345312Very smug ponies, heh.
>>43344310I LOVE THE CUTE FOALS THAT SOARIN AND RAINBOW DASH HAS!!!!!
>>43344310Do you think Soarin and Rainbow Dash would adopt me as their baby as well, haha? Like as a joke
>>43346661yeah :D
>>43342471Sex
>>43350144>>43349789>>43349147Kys degenerateYour crackship kill by Lauren Faust
>>43187248IWTCIS
>>43350917dashie on 4chan :D
>>43350819Looks like those pies are starting to catch up to Soarin'.
>>43352153nice outfits
>>43354314unf
>>43355779unfff
>>43356221Comfy.
>>43354314Me on the right.
>>43354314Me on the left.
>>43191851i like.
>>43189571quite literally and completely this btfo
>>43187962white man's ship.
>>43360429quite literally and completely this.
>>43359776cool ponies with shades
>>43362420Snoota boopa!
>>43363517Unff
>>43363517Sex.
>>43365375Lovely snoot touching
>>43361835Soarin x Dash :)
>>43367065cuuute
>>43368234unfff
>>43368234Pretty hot.
>>43367065wholesome hugging
>>43370325Me on the right.
>>43187248This was a golden era ship. There wasn't as much "Rainbow is a lesbian because of her mane", most of the girls were paired off with guys instead
>>43370325nice kissies
>>43372466Light blue foals, eh?
>>43373066well they are both blue in a blue sky in a blue world
>>43373631True, true.
>>43374776Cute
>>43374776literally me.
RAINBOW DAAASHH ANND SOOOAAARIIINNN!
>>43382020Happy times.
>>43383507marriage :D
>>43385731They're so cool...
>>43188553They are both so meant for eachother. Both have a shade of blue for their skin tone. Both have messy hair. Both are wonderbolts. Both have a lightning bolt as a cutie mark. Both pegasi. Literally perfect and made for eachother.
>>43386987I really want a bomber jacket like what they have.
>>43387297same
>>43388801cute foals :D
>>43388801So tired...
>>43355779Literally me
>>43392898cute wing hugs
>>43392463CUUUUUTE!!!!
Never entirely understood the appeal of this ship.Is it just because they're coworkers, and are in closest proximity? I feel like Soarin' would already be with someone if that was the case.Anytime we see them in the show, they're either hardly interacting 1-on-1, or it's professional. (Except for the "Rainbow Fash" moment, but that was Dash just being weird overall that day.)Yet despite all that, it's still the 5th most popular ship in the entire fandom.And I'm just curious...Why?
>>43394657It's cute to see Rainbow Dash with Soarin as they're both wonderbolt pegasuses to have their own little future wonderbolt foals.
>>43394657I just like this thread because Soarin is hot af
>>43395285Unfff
>>43396509cute
>>43397588so happy happy :D
>>43396509I like.
>>43398822samee
>>43399984Cute
>>43392898giwtwm
>>43401693lovely foals... cute *kiss*
>>43401105Unffffff
>>43187248Nooo! Only I can love her, only I can cum to her
>>43403579Hi Soarin!
>>43403503Hot.
>>43405668Pie!
>>43406739UNFFFF
>>43404651Cute kisses!!
>>43409178Snoota boop!
>>43408800hugs :)
>>43411183UNF UNF
>>43411183Literally me on the right...
>>43412466CUTE!!! I love their foal :DDD
>>43413516Huggies
>>43415354nice
>>43416178lovely family. that colt has rumble's hair lol
>>43417809UNFFF
I wonder what's going on in a brain of a man who necrobumps dozens of threads just to "troll" the board
also yeah no final bump lol
