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I love her!
blep
>>43192873
What would Pinkie's military MOS be?
>>43192978Under "New Generals":https://equestriaatwar.wiki.gg/wiki/Equestria#Unlocking_Wartime_Reforms
>Ponk vividly explaining every detail of the 8 months of the Siege of Tobruk
>>43195579Wow! I need to have sex with this mare!
FUN
What made you fall in love with Ponka, frens?>>43201691unf
>>43201884because she's fun
>>43201884thee squeak toy sound when she ssmile biggly
>>43202065this
>>43202065I agree, anon
I like mares who could hurt me.
>>43204614Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?
>>43204614Getting killed and eated by this horse
>>43201884Let's see. She's pretty, she's pink, she's got the poofiest mane and tail.Also she's the most caring wonderful pony there is. she doesn't seem like it but she's always checking on (You) to make sure you're happy and when not she lends an ear out to help. and this help isn't just her hearing you out but both of (You) chatting and having fun. she really can turn any sad frown upside down.
>>43205896Based!
>pg 10Come on, ponkfags!
You're slacking, ponkbros.
>>43207966It does, and that's a good thing.
Pinkie Pie is now the proud owner of a Harley-Davidson CVO Road Glide RR motorcycle. Do you trust her to operate it correctly while you hold on to her flanks for dear life?
>>43209936I think I speak for all ponkfrens that her fat flanks would be just enough to hold onto, even if she's bad at driving.
I remember seeing a image of Pinkie Pie dressed as a sailor but it's not on Derpibooru. Does anyone here have it?
>>43209936>Do you trust her to operate it correctlywell...>while you hold on to her flanks for dear lifeokay
>>43210580I'm gonna help her pick apples.
>>43211491I want to pop her balloons if you know what I mean
>>43211060>>43211491GIGANTICPENKABUTT
Great news, Pinkie has motivated a new artist to begin drawing!
>>43212140I don't care if she's a pyschotic, masochist cannibal, she has the BEST ass out of very mare in Ponyville!>>43212609Based drawfren!
>pg 10
You guys are last on the board right now.>>43211060>>43212140>>43212613Big ponk gut.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO BEST PONY
I drew a PONK!!!
>>43216554Happy birthday, Penka Po!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY WIFE I LOVE YOU AND WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU PINKIE!!!
>>43216531You couldn't even pick a good or cute image to bump with? You have to pick the most fetishy garbage?
It's Marbul's birthday too, you know! Don't forget to wish her something as well!>>43217234>expecting quality control from spamming pregniggerShiggy
>>43217290>It's Marbul's birthday too
38 years old.
Quick Pinkie draw for the Pinkie day
>>43217693where's she going?besides straight into my heart
My birthday gift to Ponka is finally getting her sister a coltfriend, which is me!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY PINKIE PIE!!!!!!!ON THE 15TH ANNIVERSARY OF THE SHOWAFTER SHE WON MISS /MLP/DURING THE YEAR OF THE PONYTHIS IS A SPECIAL DAY
Happy birthday Pinkie and Marble!
saving us from the ongoing frog invasion
Right, happy birthday, Pinkie Pie.>>43217234Sorry, it was between horsey pie and one that showed a lot of ass, and there was already a lot of that in the thread.
Well, ponkbros? What did (You) do for her birthday?
>>43218990not really a ponk bro, but I took her out camping last week
>>43218990watched the 4cc match with her today, ready to meet her in equestria after /mlp/'s devastating losshow about you?
>>43218917>Implying there isn't enough ponk ass in the thread
>>43219554god thats an ugly oc
>"Hey, Nonny.">Pinkie jumps into bed and snuggles up next to you.>Her candy-smelling mane tickles the bottom of your chin as you snake your arm down her back.>"I had a super busy day. How about you?""You're looking at it.">She gasps and gives you a little push, just enough to rock you off of your back for a second.>"But you're still in your p.j.'s!""Yep.">"You're telling me you didn't get out of bed all day?""It's my day off.">"Our day off!" She scoffs. "You're so lazy.""Put me to work then.">"Well... do you think you can scratch me?""Gladly.">Her hind leg kicks involuntarily when you start scratching that spot that's just above her tail.>"Oooooh!">She melts into your side, her ears twitching like crazy, her tail smacking against the sheets like she's a beaver (it's making the bed shake.)>"Oh my gosh! That'sa spot. Right there!">She closes her eyes and sighs, laying her head on your shoulder.>"Keep going...">The more she relaxes, the more the ticklish tip of her hoof begins gently gliding against your chest.>She traces little circles around your nipples.>She draws lines---that are sometimes squiggly---down to your belly button before going back up to the pit of your neck.>You're her sketchbook; she absentmindedly draws from life, using you as her canvas for her invisible doodles.>Sometimes she sees these doodles perfectly in her mind and can't help but get the giggles.>All while her shaky hoof is still caressing you."You were saying?">"Oh, yeah! I did so much cool stuff while you were busy being a big, lazy, snooza-puss all day.""Really?">"Yep. Wanna hear all about it?""Kind of.">"What?">She whines a little, like a whipped dog.>"Only kind of?""I'm still a little tired.">"You can't be!">Pinkie hums; you can feel her lying against your side, thinking."But I am starting to wake up a little, now that you're here.">You know her brain has a new idea when you hear her lips pop open suddenly.>"I bet I know what you want...">With the tip of her hoof, she begins tracing little pictures down by your beltline, lifting the waistband of your jammies up slightly before letting it snap back down against you.>She looks up at you, her eyes half-lidded.>"We can make it into a game again.">She gives one of your nipples a little smooch, going "M'wah!" as she does.>"Just like last time.""Pinkie...">You grab her hoof and give the tip of it a kiss, making her blush and giggle."I'd love to.">And then stick it down your pants, letting her fondle your package with glee.>She even says "Whee!">Before going:>"Well, first I woke up. Then, I had a piece of toast. Then I made some more toast, cause I burned the other toast trying to make you toast...">And on, and on, and on like this...>You lie back and let her do it, sighing in bliss as she jerks you off.>You're just glad that she's so good at drawing you cumming.>And just like, you could feel her starting to get the giggles again.sleepy pg 10 bump
Pinkie Pie is an out of control party animal
>>43192866>*snatches the cookie out of her mouth*>*eats it in front of her*>*laugh maniacally*
>>43218990Cuddled Ponka plushCuddled Ponka tulpa and gave ear scritchesThought about Ponka lots, reminisced on the fact it was even more special because this is her birthday during the 15th anniversary year of the show, as well as the year of the pony AND her having won Miss /mlp/.Also cracked open an ice cold Baha Blast and toasted it to my plush in her honor. One of my friends was playing acoustic guitar and singing in voice chat way later and he randomly performed the Smile Song too which was a fun coincidence.
Damn. You guys love Pinkie.
>>43221346I would kill so many people for Pinkie if she told me to do it.
>>43220820Wtf
>>43221346Yeah, she hit me pretty fucking profoundly with the overall message of her character and story in my early-mid teens. Flash forward like 15 years later and she's still so relevant and special to me. No matter how different you are, how misunderstood you are, or how lonely you are, everyone in this world can someday grow to be the happiest kind of person - and if you listen close, she'll teach you how.
>>43221362I guess I can be relieved that she would never do that.
>>43221362>>43221695I was gonna say. I wouldn't do that and Pinkie wouldn't do that either I'm pretty sure. I love her because she's so kind and wonderful and happy and caring. Kill people? My man, she's such a free-spirited happy hippie that her idea of a good time with you is going to be inviting you to a park with her to go look at all of the flowers and the sky and everything together.She's like the most My Little Pony My Little Pony out there. Nothing but good vibes and sunshine from her.
>>43221698>Nothing but good vibes and sunshine from her.I mean, she infamously has moments where she's not that but those are in response to a feeling of betrayal or dismissal and can likely be avoided by being sure to be open and honest with her and talk through any sort of conflict rather than letting things fester.
>>43221707>she infamously has moments where she's not that but those are in response to a feeling of betrayal or dismissalHer fear of abandonment and rejection, before her character development mostly imo, are the one thing where her optimism falters a bit. I personally always believed this was because of her upbringing on the rock farm, where she wasn't able to connect with her family at all on her desire for happiness and fun and was made to feel like a weird alien. Of course, others seeing her as too high energy probably didn't help her either, but by the time we see her in the show she always takes Rainbow's "wow you're annoying" comments in stride - it seems like she's more offput by them actually abandoning her rather than just thinking she's being too Pinkie. I always felt she had something instilled in her from her upbringing that she really might've just been weird for being herself.Still, I always thought her hair went flat in Party of One simply because she was shot right back to her childhood loneliness despite leaving the rock farm behind. As someone who's also very optimistic and energetic, I always felt like the best way to avoid what you're saying, rather than being honest and open, was to just simply be someone who understands her, so she feels like she has someone who loves her unconditionally as much as she loves others the same way. Not someone who treats her as a puzzle to be solved or a nuisance, but someone who really actually gets her and wants to join in on her antics and not make her feel like she's ever being too much.
the thread is bumped, the thread liveshappy birthday, thread
>>43221698You are the most blessed ponkfag, and don't you dare try and be humble about it!
I fucking love this mare!!!
counterpoint: she was pretty quick to kill when she thought there was a spider on herlike, imagine if Fluttershy saw her do this:https://youtu.be/nnzN20Tstog?si=S-xAuG-162Z6D8Kz&t=280
>>43223177I love fucking this mare!!!
>>43224811
>>43224811UNFFFF PINKAMENA PIE SEX UNF UNF CRAZY PINK MARE UNFFFF
>>43224811I would let Pinkamena do things to me, specifically things that don't result in blood loss, mutilation, castration, disembowelment, or severe cannibalism.
>>43224906>I would let her do things to me>removes all the fun things (for Penk)Coward
>>43224975Hey, I'd let her tie me up or bite me or whatever. There's still some fun!
>>43224906I'd let her carve her initials into my chest with a knife.
>see that chapter 2 of silent ponyville was animated a month agothe creator made his youtube channel private nowim so pissed off
>>43226275>Animating one of the worst fics ever writtenDeserved lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNo7rA_7wwA
For me, it's fanon depressed Pinkamena.
>>43229011Ridi, pagliaccio.
>>43225438You do realize you're becoming her forever property after that, right?
>>43230196>implying that'd be a bad thing
I am going crazier and crazier for Pinkamena every day.
I like how capitalist Pinkie Pie is https://youtu.be/7WLiFsdJYEY?feature=sharedOr that time she scared off a filly that Twilight gave a book too and held an auction to get as many bits as she could for the book by loudly proclaiming they belong to a princess and are very valuable. TOPF seething in rage lol
>>43231922So am I, nonny. So am I.
>>43232200She's too pretty, it makes my heart squeeze.
>>43232262I'd let her squeeze my heart!
>>43232174Pov: you are rainbow dash
>>43230642Awww that's so fucking cute!
pink in rain
>>43234938She's so fucking precious bros
:(
>>43236642>rape
>happy pink>sad pink>happy pink>sad pinkgoign ccrazy over here
She gives me hope. She gives me joy.
>>43236907Smile, smile, smile
Blood and shit and piss.
P I N K I E ! ! !
>>43237194
PINKIE NO
>>43237672>Isreali
>>43238157Holy cute
>>43237841Would you trust Pinkie around a gun?
>>43238464NOOOOOOOOOOO!! YOU GOTTA SAVE HER ANON BEFORE SHE HURTS HERSELF!
>tfw Nonny didn't reply to your party invitation 5 minutes after you first mailed it
>>43238904>>43239380>>43239587>"It's true some days are dark and lonely, and maybe you feel sad, but Anon will be there to show you that it isn't that bad."
>>43237672PINKIE YES
>>43238464>NO MATTER WHICH COUNTRY OF SKS YOU PICK, YOU MUST INSPECT BARREL BEFORE BUY. BRING FLASHLIGHT TO GUN SHOW. AFTER ASKING DEALER WITH DEFERENCE TO HANDLE RIFLE, PULL BACK BOLT. INSPECT CAREFULLY THE RIFLE AND BE SURE THERE IS NO CARTRIDGE PRESENT BECAUSE BARREL POINTS AT FACE SOON. LOOK FROM MUZZLE END OF BARREL AND MOVE LIGHT AROUND BEHIND FACE OF CHAMBER. YOU SEE CONDITION OF INSIDE OF BARREL. YOU LOOK FOR NICE SHINE AND GOOD SMOOTH SURFACE. YOU LOOK FOR SHARP EDGE ON RIFLING OF BARREL. YOU NOTICE AND AVOID BARREL IF HAS POCKMARKS LIKE ASS OF FAT GIRL.
>>43239405>her head turns into a fucking butternut squash
>>43240556is she in pain
>>43240712Why don't you find out?
>>43241031no thanks
>>43241031Filthy Rich is actually a nice pony and a pillar of the community.
>>43240712The tables have turned and she will be eated for a change>>43241031Educational!
I don't know why you keep posting sad Pinkie images but I hope that whatever is pressuring you into spreading sadness and evil goes away soon so you don't feel the need to share bad things anymore.
>>43241329I love Pinkamena anon.She doesn't have to be a "bad thing".Pinkie is allowed to be sad sometimes too.The sad clown is a classical inspection into the nature of joy and sorrow. A bit of pain helps remind us why smiling is so important, joys are sweeter when the dynamic range of emotion is understood, instead of being pinned to the peak of mania.But I guess I can tone it down a bit.
I keep having strange dreams about pinkie pie, she is like a deity goddess in my dreamscape, invoking everything that has ever made me happy over the years, from the beauty of nature to a simple guilty food pleasure, she is like the representation of 'joy of life' in a sense. In those trippy dreams, she becomes an expending fractal of a concept that made me happy and it's often 1 specific sense related. Taste => Food for the rest of the dream, she has 'chaos' magic often and transfigure into many variation of food I've loved by acquiring their shape will still having bits and piece coalescing in a recognizable form of herself. Another time was being a various amalgamation of lightning making music, she wasn't talking per say but able to express intent through musical queue that sounded like tesla coils. Floating into the air with her, rising with music was a delight. My favorite one is how she was a strange amalgamation of multiple lasers stretching to the horizon and finally, somehow, breaching into the sky and space to make me a bouquet of stars, it was romantic and wholesome. The most strange one was how she was able to convey to me 'The joy of sadness' , it was snip and tales of tragic stories I've read in stories I've found moving, while sad reading on the spot, made me found of it's poignancy. Also, booping pinkie pie noses that she transfigure into a book cover while semi crying in dream in consolation was a treat. I'm just rambling on and on but pinkie pie really is the incarnation of happyness in a character and I think my dreams wants to impress into that, all of it's variety and forms it can be.
>>43241327how much pocket change are we talking here
>>43241329>>43241398You could always post Pinkamena having fun!
>>43241329>>43241398>>43241589I love both pinkie and pinkamena
>>43241589Happy Pinkamena is good too.>>43241717They are very good together.
when she smiles
>>43242335Depends on the kind of smile.
