When you enter Equestria - you become a pony.When a pony enters our world - she becomes a human.
THIS outcome is unfortunately impossible
>>43216747idk where you're getting this weird headcanon from
>>43216761Who knows.
>>43216764Oh, is that a leak of g6? Neat
>>43216747I respect your opinion but I'm still going to Equestria as a human, sorry
>>43216747based.
>>43216747this
>>43216779not going to happen, sorry faggot
You know how valkyries take souls to valhalla? Well pegasus ponies kinda do the same thing except they take you to equestria like what you saw in rescue at midnight castle.
>>43216747Neither of those scenarios actually exists because they're not real.You're literally building an argument on fantasy.
>>43216747Wrong. "Simple as".
>>43216747It's time for your daily dose of reality.
>>43216747Nice headcanon, still gonna be spooky human man innaquestria
>>43217196>>43217197Arguing over nonsense.Simple as.
>>43217193Listen grasshopper in the eyes of the book I am committing and have committed a great pail of sin, yes. But in the eyes of G*d I am amongst him... Perhaps we are "g*ds" ourselves in some ways.... The placebo effect has been studied to a great deal. Perhaps people remembering ancient knowledge have placebo'd themselves into reincarnation? How can that be if only one can be right...? If we are too assume everyone is right in some ways... Then perhaps a literal interpretation should be more spiritual... Maybe humanity didn't die when the "fruit" was "eaten" and maybe Yeshua didn't die...? If the spirit is immortal and matter cannot be destroyed then immortality it must be... Multiple g*ds exist across history... Literalist, spiritualist... Laruen Faust... Faust the Germanic tale of a scholar selling his soul for pleasure and power only to go to hell... This contrast to how show creators sell their souls to devilsh corporations and as we all know the house always wins... It's no surprise Faust is in financial distress her soul traded for life a show about ponies twisted by dogs, g% dogs, and ours to fix in another life, another dimension... Maybe just maybe there is hope for ascension into the land of ponies after all...
>>43217285Can I have some of whatever it is you're smoking?
>>43217285Ay wait a minute hold on how the fuck plague doctors existed if even animals know how roll around in water?
>>43217189>Meegan turns into a pony in our world
When OP entered this world - he became a huge faggot.
>>43216747ok thats cool.
>>43217285>Censoring GodShalom
>>43216829Damn what's that holding anonfilly?
>>43218520nuh uh
>>43216829Nope, still going as a human. It's okay that you have body dysmorphia and I hope you get better but I'm comfortable in my own body.
>>43217563When you entered this board - you didn't belong here.
>>43216747Are there taxes in Equestria?
>>43217563True.
>>43219746nope ponies dont pay taxes at all
>>43218879Based.
>>43218879Cringe.
>>43219485True.
>>43218789kek
>>43217189Huh, neat.
>>43216747>When you enter Equestria - you become a pony.This is acceptable, even preferable, as Equestria should be a pony ethnostate.>When a pony enters our world - she becomes a human.This is regretable, as demographic replacement of most of humanity by ponies seems ideal.
>>43216747Equestria girls universe is not our world. Actual humans cannot be transformed into ponies. Such spells would not even recognize us as living entities. As far as magic is concerned we are inanimate objects.
>>43218879Body dysmorphia has nothing to do turning you specifically into a pony. We just want to laugh at your misfortune when you're tripping over your dumb hooves for the first thirty days.
>>43222594consider yourself lucky if it was only thirty days.it can take months for aduls to adapt,while for kids it could take a couple weeks.it really depends because your brain is in broad terms reprogramming itself and building new connections and stuff.
>>43220235So who is funding Princess Celestia's lavish lifestyle?
>>43222862the equestrian military after pillaging and killing the gr*ffons and dragons for being greedy cr*atures
>>43222518That may be true for you. But, unlike you, I have a soul.>>43222849I don't know about months. It'll be difficult, definitely, but people adapt pretty quickly when they have to spend hours every day learning something.
>>43222862me.
>>43222862Probably the nobility in Canterlot since they're rich already.
>>43222862charity
>>43224311Does Fancy Pants and the other ponies there own land and businesses in like Manehattan?
>>43217285
>>43216747Alright, I'm fine with whatever as long as I get to Equestria.
>>43216747>HIYA DANNY!
>>43222518As far as mares are concerned Anons are inanimate objects
>>43227818I dont like this image
>>43227818i like this image
>>43227818I have no strong feelings about this image one way or the other.
>>43223118>But, unlike you, I have a soul.Are you American?
>>43227799ponk jumpscare
>>43216747true.
>>43227818unf
>>43216747
>>43217189TAKE ME TO EQUESTRIA NAO!!!
>>43232075we all are waiting for the portal to open.
>>43227818PHAT
>>43216747Me as a pony (5'6")
Nah I'm still going as a human.
>>43233336Nah, I'm going as a pony.
>>43217189if all goes well, (you) might be able to watch this on VHS along with the 1986 MLP movie on a 1986 TV at mare fair, it still depends on a few variables and whether my potential roommates are okay with a watchparty
>>43233437I really want to watch this, will there be a stream?
>>43234087its in mare fair nonny
>>43233195very tall pony
>>43220235>Celestia has created an Anarcho-Monarchist society>Still has a big fuckoff castle and powerful militaryHow does she fund it?
>>43235466war looting of the griffons and dragons, they have a lot of gold and jewellery that most dont even have here.
>>43216764Did any born human ever go to Equestria in that series?
>>43235947Did she have money beforehand or did she just solo an entire army until she got enough?
>>43236815solo an entire army since she's a alicorn.
>>43216747Lauren Faust does not approve, therefore EqG rules aren't canon.
>>43237341Nobody cares what Lauren Faust approves or not.
>>43237341What if Lauren Faust does not approve of you? Do you vanish into thin air?
>>43237896No he would vanish in thick air.
>>43238251Haha, good one.
>>43238257>Did princess Celestia just laught to one of Discord's lame jokes>Should i laught?
>>43238303yes
EqG's world is not our world. It is unknown what would happen to someone in our world ending up in Equestria, there's some level of magical link in the form of the show but nothing as clear as with the crystal mirror.
>>43238797Well it's the closest we got.
>>43238797>>43238947i really hope someone is making a portal to equestria
>>43239370Patience is a virtue, Anon.
>>43216747>When a human goes to Equestria they become a pony.>When a pony goes to Earth, she stays a pony.It's a one way street chud.
>>43239432For how long? For many, they waited for so long that they're not with us anymore. Another million or even a billion years is unreachable.
>>432402702 more weeks until the portal to equestria opens. trust the plan
>>43216747I see any connection between the two worlds as less bright and flashy, and more quiet and personal. Like a pony wandering far from home, only to emerge out of an unnamed forest which contains Equestria deep within it. Pone soon approaches the edge of an unnamed town. Small in size, not used to the new world.Pone may begin to transform into a human gradually after a couple days. Missing their loved ones in Equestria, pone eventually goes back. Transformation back into pony can vary in time duration, depending on how well-adjusted the pony is.Also the human world here is closer to realistic and sadder, separate from EqG which becomes more of an anthro-verse.
>>43216764How can we take the portal to equestria in EqG and bring it to our world?
>>43241380its impossible
>>43239766I love Sea Swirl.
>>43233437>Bad ApplejackHmm? Is G1 applejack bad?
>>43242803perhaps
>>43237341Where did Lauren Faust say anything about this?
>>43236482Yes, multiple times. They become ponies when they go through to Equestria.
>>43244542neat
>>43227799Oh! You scared me there Pinkie.
>>43216747based
>>43216753This is why we need the dimensional merge to happen already. When it happens human x pony relationships will be possible.
>>43245644Thankfully it will never happen so pony x pony chads won.
>>43245648Yeah it's quite unfortunate that Chris doesn't actually have the power to bring about the merge.
>>43245652I heard that chris was coming to a convention in a thread that got deleted by the janitor, was it actually the real chris chan or no?
>>43246479I'm not convinced the real one was on /mlp/ so nah
>>43216747i am the world’s biggest DanPiefag. every day i scribble them in my notebook together. i archived every image of them together i could find. i go to sleep listening to the fanfic this art was drawn for. it’s not even that good but im so addicted to the slop. i won’t rest until the world understands.
>>43246987>i scribble them in my notebook together.Pics?
>>43247587kind of you to ask, anon. i’m not particularly great at art so even though i’ve drawn them ten thousand times, i don’t really have many doodles im proud of. someday i’ll make something nice about them.
>>43248116one more as an apology for taking six hours to reply
>>43248117it's all good, I like your sketches.
>>43248227thanks boss, peace and love /)
>>43248503(\
>>43247587Those two are pretty cute together.
>>43248116>>43248117omg these are adorableyour human Pinkie looks straight out of a 2000's cartoon, I've never ever seen her drawn like that before and as a ye olde humanizedfag it's so cool (especially with how rare humanized art is now that EqG bulldozed most of it)You should totally post more sometime.
>>43249367that’s super kind, thank you anon!stylized cartoons from the 90s and 00s are definitely my main influence when it comes to design (no wonder why i was drawn to MLP, a show designed by someone who worked on PPG and Foster’s, and Dan Vs., a show designed by Chris Battle, who worked on Dexter’s and PPG!)i can’t take full credit for applying these design philosophies to humanizations though. back in the day, i was a big fan of Khuzang on dA who drew a lot of the EQG characters in a similar sort of style. my pinkie is also directly inspired by Technaro, who drew the art in the OP.hopefully i’ll have something more exciting to show off sometime- maybe a full-color comic, or heaven forbid, something animated… i’ve had long-term plans for these two for a while, i just gotta get there!
>>43249571looking forward to it :D
>>43216747Dan Vs Changelings
So are you ponkfags actually dans in real life? Are you guys actually grumps who need a pinkie to make their lives happy? Not judging if that's case just wondering.
Dan vs was the hubs worst show
>>43250533i try my best to be more of a pinkie than a dan, but some days i wish i had a party pony around to fix me
>Luna comes to visit you in our world>she's a real woman nowWhat do?
>>43251605>human womanPretend not to see her and keep walking at a brisk pace.I'm told it's the 'virgin-walk'.
>>43251605Tell her I want to migrate to Equestria.
>>43250533Aren't we all like dan in /mlp/?
>>43252765no im perfectly fine
>>43251605Ask her how'd she get into here in the first place. Got to be a portal somewhere!
>>43254748i saw that
>>43254955
>>43255435I love luna.
>>43249571>my pinkie is also directly inspired by Technaro, who drew the art in the OP.Oh well shit, really interesting. Also yeah 2000's cartoons can end up gorgeous for how casual they were in their presentation. The OP Pinkie is indeed extremely cute, too. Like I said, in a sea of EqG any oldschool style humanizeds are really cool to see. Here's a Mane 6 one from back in the day that I really like.
>>43256739oh hey, it’s Kreoss! i like their stuff too! it’s crazy that back then you could stumble across someone’s humanizations and realize they were an actual animator on the show.
>>43257039>realize they were an actual animator on the show.Wait, shit, was he? I had no idea at all, if that's true.
>>43257039>realize they were an actual animator on the show.Wait, really?!
>>43255435I want to see Princess Luna's mare pussy.
>>43255435what would Luna say if i suggested anal?
>>43257043>>43257622yeah, they talk about it on their deviantart. they worked on the first season and then basically vanished after, at least under that pseudonym. there’s an old EQD post where they share some info about season 2 pre-release.
>>43258587Oh holy shit no way, well, thanks. I'll try and remember to look that up then. That's so fucking cool, makes me love their humanized artwork even more now. That shit carries such a comfy Season 1/Season 2 fandom era air about it, and knowing that those pics are made by someone who worked on Season 1 only increases that magic. Shit's so cool, always thought there was something special about their artwork.
>>43258587ah cool, I wonder how long they worked on the show for after that
>>43258587Has anyone found out who he is from the staff or is it a well kept secret?
>>43260517i have no clue, personally! it might not be a secret at all, but i haven’t done too much digging
>>43260517nope none knows
>>43261158Seriously? I mean it must not be that hard to see what animator has a art style just like Kreoss has.
>>43261650well there hasn't been any progress on that front
>>43216747How do I enter into Equestria anywhoo?
>>43262384find the portal to equestria and enter it
>>43262550Where IS it?
>>43251605>real womanI AIN'T THIRSTY NO MO
>>43248116>>43248117Good shit man
>>43251605cute 3d luna, she looks exactly like I'd expect, very well mademan I wish ponka would show up like that and be my friend :(
>>43251605I'd cum bricks.
>>43264401u cant cum out literal bricks though
>>43227818would
>>43251605Pretty cute humanoid Luna.
>>43216747Those rules are fine with me.
>>43251133Actually it was pretty good. Not as good as MLP:FIM but a good hub show in general.
>>43266512Really?
>>43266512>>43267122Yeah I really liked it myself. Didn't watch all of it, but whenever I did see it I thought it was good fun. Was probably the Hubs second best show honestly, unless I'm forgetting something.
>>43267629i mean to be fair I dont think there was much shows on the hub at all
It was so stupid, I was like >Oh that's Booger's voice this might be funNo, could not sit through half an episode, multiple chances.
>>43268210Skill issue. Was all fine for me.
>>43216747Is the portal to equestria in dan's world?
>>43269008Yeah.
>>43268575>Skill issueYes, you're obviously on a lower tier if you found it funny. Haha.
>>43269477I'm higher than you. Dan Vs. is a good show.
>>43255435sex with princess luna
How do we know which pony is a human. What if some of them take the appearance of fillies. Of course Celestia knows about it. She's lost control.
>>43271114im sure there is some magic to reveal, probably.
>>43248116>i’m not particularly great at artme when i lie
>>43258587>>43260517I'm pretty sure he was with the Philippine team, which was doing secondary animation stuff like in-betweens and background work.
>>43271608Ahh neat.
>>43271608Was that team credited or no?
>>43271114>Of course Celestia knows about it.How much does Princess Celestia know? I'm curious.
>>43272761A lot. Too much even.
>>43272859if celestia was a robot i'd be scared i got to the wrong equestria
>>43216747Wrong! when you enter Equestria you take on the form of your OC.When a pony enters our world she takes on the form of her OC.
>>43273418>her OC.what the fuck does a ponys oc look like
>>43273656either anthro or equestria girls
>>43274040Hopefully the latter then.
>>43273656>what the fuck does a ponys oc look likeIsn't it obvious?
>>43274555no
>>43218789IDGI
>>43271028Princes Luna is so hot...
>>43275924agreed
>>43227818Hot
>>43216747I couldn't get into Dan Vs.How can I fully enjoy this show?
i have a questionlet's say there is a portal and i put my dick inside, so it becomes a pony dick in the other side but then if my balls and body are still human, that means i still have the regular stamina of a human?
>>43277100I'd imagine anyone from our world still carries over the human stamina over as a pony but for more theory crafting, yes. But everytime you thrust it swaps between the human and pony stamina so it'd feel a bit really weird.
>>43277100isnt anything that goes through the portal pony? so your sperm would be pony when it goes through the portal to the horsecock part of you on the portal
>>43277405I suppose so.
>>43256739>Also yeah 2000's cartoons can end up gorgeous for how casual they were in their presentation.indeed, wish we could go back but alas we're stuck in this era now...
>>43278283we dont need new cartoons as mlp fim is good enough
>>43278368Nah, I wan't more to watch.
>>43278866This is all what you need in life.
>>43279162true
>>43251605>What do?beg luna to bring me to equestria
>>43216747Isn't that how the EqG portal works? I suppose it applies in all general portals in and out of Equestrian universe.
>>43280189well yeah
>>43248116>>43248117I'm jealous of your art skills, Anon!
>>43216747Is Dan in Equestria?
>>43281370yep
>>43264308>>43280983thanks bros!
>>43281755Cute pone dan.
>>43216747Would the ponies be interested in visiting earth?
>>43216747>>43216753>>43247587>>43248116>>43248117https://www.fimfiction.net/story/131002/the-wheel-and-the-butterfly-a-dan-x-pinkie-pie-sagaeverything i ever wanted
>>43282699ooh very nice
>>43282699>be insane person>write almost a million words of story>put 11 years life and thought into it>lol x3 ill finish it laterhow bro how do you write for a dozen years without closure reeeeeeeeee
>>43283641>how bro how do you write for a dozen years without closure reeeeeeeeeejust fimfic author things
>>43283641They don't want it to end. It's eternal.
>>43284370i think its more of not knowing when to add it and adding more so it'd be the best
>>43284370A good fic should be long so I can enjoy it more.
>>43285248can't disagree with that
>>43282699can confirm the first 50-60 chapters of TWATB are kino, but the author isn’t especially talented as a writer and things sort of slowly devolve into nonsense the further you go. the fic’s been going long enough that he’s lost custody of his kid and had a mental breakdown about his landlord stealing shit from his apartment. the most recent chapters are literally incomprehensible.so the fic will never end and the author is a maniac, but hey, those first several arcs are still great!
>>43285248Obviously.
>>43285913>he’s lost custody of his kid and had a mental breakdown about his landlord stealing shit from his apartment.Oh...
>>43285913is he okay now?
>>43287266no clue. he hasn’t talked about the situation since 2024 and he’s been radio silent otherwise since late 2025. he tends to disappear for a while at a time, but it’s easy to worry when he was in such a state last time he was active.
>>43287379Well hopefully we'll hear a peep about him in 2026 or 2027. I'm sure he's fine, right?
>>43287591yeah here’s hoping
>>43288396stupid fucking troon
>>43287591Yeah, I'm sure. All fine in the world.
>>43216747I agree!
>>43285913Did the writer add that information in his fic or is it on his fimfic prof?
>>43217189>Be a Viking warrior.>Fight your whole life to earn glory and respect so Odin will choose you for Valhalla.>You finally die in battle.>You see the Valkyries... well, they're not exactly what you imagined, but who cares? Valhalla!>The light blinds you and...>Now you're a pony.>What the hell is this?!
>>43289379Valhalla looking a little different then expected, I see.
>>43289379It would be funny if, regardless of their religion, all the warriors of Earth ended up in Equestria after they died.
>>43290200Now I want to see a Japanese Samurai pone in Equestria
>>43227818God I wish that was me
>>43290662>Be a samurai>Live with honor and avoid dishonor.>Die for your feudal lord.>Wake up as a pony.>これは一体何だ?!
>>43222862The races colonized by the ponies
>>43248116WHERE ARE THE BOOBS?>>43248117Never mind, I was afraid you fell to the flat epidemic
>>43283641Somewhat insane person here. The end to the story is in my head. I'm plenty satisfied. Writing process is just for catharsis
>>43290749don’t worry, i know better. the only flat one is rainbow dash
>>43291437Very nice sketch.
>>43291665thanks!
>>43291437lol nice btas reference
>>43291437Always nice to see a artist in /mlp/
>>43290697Nice.
>>43285913I mean you'd have to be a maniac to write a super long story with no end in sight...
>>43293607not really though
>>43294026All good writers have the ending planned in advance so they can build up to it so it doesn't end like a wet fart when it happens.
>>43293607>>43294530there was a time when fics like TWATB were the median. most people would just blindly write nonsense until they got bored. the fact that we have fics now that are decent enough to get physical prints is kind of insane
>>43294737>the fact that we have fics now that are decent enough to get physical prints is kind of insaneYeah, I was looking up a old fic (The Best Night Ever) and I saw it had a physical print shocked me since I thought that would never happened but now I know.
>>43294737i thought people had wrote up ideas in their mind of scenarios and characters to use and when to introduce them and not just wing it
>>43295724Nah, some make it up on the go.
>>43296100what a shame in terms of fic possibilities
>>43295724it just depends, really
>>43283641Sometimes you forget to finish a story and that's completely understandable.
>>43250533>So are you ponkfags actually dans in real life?My name isn't Dan so... no?
>>43297278proofs?
>>43297785I'm not giving ANYONE here my name, fag.
>>43298261lame
>>43296836>Sometimes you forget to finish a story and that's completely understandable.No it isn't. Finish the story. I won't read any fics that don't have a ending so I don't invest my time and get blue balled for the next part or ending!
>>43299302same tbf
>>43216747The magic mirror doesn't even go between Equestria and our world. It goes between Equestria and some weird Ayyy world where people have insane leg proportions, giant heads, and pastel colored skin. That's canon. No one's going to Equestria except by God's grace or as a reward, and very likely in your afterlife. Therefore, if your personal heaven requires you to be a pony to be happy, you'll be a pony. But if being human would make you happier, you'd be human.
>>43239432We need an AI edit where this is shaped even more like a ponut.
>>43244542>eqg ayys>humansPick one.
>>43251605Puke. Cry. Both. Be gone, thot
>>43299977forbidden ponut
>>43299980Both.
>>43251605Give her a hug!
>>43299971>The magic mirror doesn't even go between Equestria and our world. It goes between Equestria and some weird Ayyy world where people have insane leg proportions, giant heads, and pastel colored skin.nah totes trust me it goes to our world and equestria
