I love my very real horse wife
>wingsnot real
>>43218732vomitous
>>43218732Comfy.
>>43218736I love my princess wife and clearly she is very real
>>43218736you're not real
>>43218732kek based edit
>>43218753this anon doent like his wife horsey>>43218755yes she is>>43218760you are based for noticing anon
>>43218732>aishart threads coincides with frogspam threadsnoooticing
>>43218830I have nothing to do with the frognigger or any other thread I just really love my very real horse wife ^:)
>>43218845>Always do the opposite of what the flaggot says
>>43218760Edit of what?
>>43219620its AI generated
>>43219628Okay, the conversation implied else though.
>>43218732At that size, Gilda would be the size of a polar bear.
>>43218851do what this guy says ^:)>>43219620picrel>>43219729I dont know how big a griff is since I never met one but my horse wife is horse sized because she is a horse clearly
>>43218732I bet your downstairs neighbors aren't very fond of her.
>>43219770
>>43219837Seems accurate size. They are part lion after all
>>43219832>downstairsyou mean the basement?
>>43219832she is very light on her hooves>>43219837>>43219845this is about what I imagined
>>43219770Thanks for the clarification.
>>43219946wtf why is my wife a marelet>>43219949adorable fillers
>>43219949That hyperdetailed bow though.
>>43219946I miss those times when I could say wow someone really knows how to edit since now by default you just assume it's a one-click AI filter
>>43220156Good. Everything needs to be destroyed.
>>43220283>t.
>>43219946>aislop
>>43218758Who are you talking to?
>>43220156>one click filterai is to digital art as photography was traditional art as they both only capture what is already there and there is certainly the point and shoot option but there is also the indepth option as well as everything in between not to mention that they all have their own place like I have spent thousands on art commissions but I am not going to spend money or time outside the thirteen cents and two minutes a quick ai edit costs and takes to type out
>>43220404>I wont spend more than that for a silly edit I should have saideither way I hope you get my point and that is just how I see it
>>43220404>paypigNobody cares what you think.
>>43220365you
>43220416>paying pennies for something you find useful is badokay
>>43218732cant say ive ever seen one of these irl hoers edits for bugmamatheyre always nice to see though
>>43218732Would.
>>43220609I guess Chryssy might be too alien for that.
>>43219770Hot.
>>43218732Imaging hugging her on that mattress. Don't need a blanket with her.
>>43218732Horses are great.
>>43224309https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=alA1oBBuz2o
>>43219949So fluffy :)
>>43220404Anti-AI people are pseudo intellectuals and contrarians that want to sound smart.
>>43224527madragon you lost. Go home.
>>43218732>>43224532>The President, Donald Trump has signed a new executive order legally requiring any U.S. Citizens Connected to the same cytube channel as the user :Madragon: to spam (her)them with :ricardo:.Wow. Big moves!
>>43224527>>43224532>>43224562guys stop being mean to her.
>>43224574>i'm a simp guiseWell why didn't you say so? Thank you for letting everyone know!
>>43218732Can we get back to. uhh... idk. My wife.
>>43224587She's not a simp, she's a chicken!
>>43218732>>43224587Twilight Sparkle is best pony.
>>43224593Sorry!replied to:the Wrong post, meant to respond to: >>43224582have a Twilight for your trouble(s).
>>43224597>Twilight Sparkle is best pony.Yes, she is!
>
The problem with Twilight is that I wanna per her mane but if I did I'd mess it up and that'd probably annoy her.
>>43224808She probably wouldn't care that much; she loves being petted and hugged. Besides, if you mess her mane up, you get to brush it after.
>>43218736fpbp/thread
>>43218732god this pic is so hot
i get a boner...
>>43224838>she loves being petted and huggedI'm not sure she'd love pets, but I hope she would.
>>43225527I'd like to imagine that since all ponies are horses, they share the same love for physical affection, including but not limited to snuggles, nuzzles, cuddles, pets, kisses, snoot boops, and hugs.
>>43225542I feel like being a highly intelligent being would complicate things a little. Ponies definitely pet their pets, so she'd recognize that you're treating her like an animal and not like an equal. The only question is whether she'd be bothered by it or just roll her eyes and call you silly.
>>43225543I still think that she, along with most other ponies, would react nicely to it. There are many instances in the show where ponies use animal physical mannerisms to show affection.
>>43225554>There are many instances in the show where ponies use animal physical mannerisms to show affection.Sure, but that's a very different thing because that's an expected act between equals in their world. On the other hand, we see that headpats are seen as condescending so pets probably fall into a similar space for them.
>>43225542Always make time for snugs. Megabased
>>43225579It depends on the performance then. If you make it clear that it's an act affection and don't treat her like an idiot things should work out.
>>43224587That's a very purple wife.
>>43225634I think practically everyone here would do the same in that situation.
The wife and her friends
>>43224785god I need this
>>43227159The wife and her wives
>>43227159Too small.
>>43227291Who's the alpha in that trio?
>>43225523That's a natural reaction.
>>43224597me on the top left
>>43228096Why are you so green?
>>43227716The one that you have to fuck first. Alpha mares get first dibs on meat.
>>43228833Guess that makes sense.
>>43225579If you have a gf, do that shit to her and call her a good girl the next time you give her praise. Add a forehead kiss too along with a "thanks [pet name]". Watch how she reacts. Bet you'd be surprised.
>>43218732you mean my wife... right?
>>43229595I called an ex good girl once. Do not recommend.
>>43224562:ricardo.hands:
>>43219770Make it Trixie instead
>>43229595My ex had a kink for it but that doesn't really count.
>>43218732Would massage her wings.
>>43229595>If you have a gfHave you forgotten where you are?
>>43229595>>43229617>>43229660Normalfag depository here
>>43230761So being a normalfag is somehow worse than being a mentally disabled retard with a pony waifu tulpa?
>>43230747Look anon, I was making a theoretical. We can't say marefriend here because they're not real.Also it's what I heard online. That they might outwardly get annoyed but love the praise internally.>>43229617>>43229660The duality of
>>43230809Yup. You finally got it, clap clap clap for you!
>>43219770Whoever lives there is a lucky guy.
>>43231516its AI
>>43231518Ah well.
>>43225542I see that quite often with donks. They like their hugs, don't they.
>>43232781Can I hug you?
>>43234038I'm not a donk.
>>43234708Pretend for me?
>>43224644Such a dirty horse.(In all the right ways.)
>>43234750Sorry, not enough hair.
>>43235644Put on the wig, anon.https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/7593265/#7593265
>>43235693Oh Lord.
>>43235693
>>43230809Obviously.
>>43229647With or without wings?
>>43218736BASED
>>43229607Lewd Twilight is top.
>>43225543Oh I think they would melt in delight and demand more ear scratches and hugsI think ponies are very affectionate in general
>>43238299>I think ponies are very affectionate in generalSame.
>>43238299>I think ponies are very affectionate in generalPonies would definitely wanna hug and nuzzle, we see lots of that in the show. Pets and pats are more unsure.
I want to pet a pony so badly
>>43239083I hope you get the chance! If we all go to the same Equestria I'm sure we'll learn to share and take turns petting ponies.
>>43239105>Anons form a line to pet ponies.>Ponies form a line to be pettedI like this idea.
Maybe we will have a massive, degenerate, interspecies cuddle orgy where mares give in to their deepest desires of snuggling and getting pet by human men.
>>43239109That would be really silly, like a really quick meet-and-greet where each pony-human pair has a little bit to enjoy some comfy pets before moving on.
>>43239147It'd be "speed petting." Like "speed dating" except comfy.
>>43239109I imagined it to be more intimate. Like, between very close friends and lovers.
>>43239279Alas, in a world with hundreds of anons you're gonna see some casual petting.
>>43239282I suppose that might happen, yeah. It's probably not the norm in public though.
>>43239118Maybe we will have a massive, degenerate, normal cuddle orgy where mares give in to their deepest desires of snuggling and getting pet by stallions*FTFY faggot
>>43239891Boy, imagine the outrage.
>>43239891Nah, stallions can't pet nearly as well as humans can on account of their clumsy hooves.
>>43240233Unicorn magic can make the best petting aura that once it touches your head you'll feel the best kinds of pats.
>>43240237And unicorn stallions?
Need more real horse pony edits
>>43240968best I got (had to split it in two because catbox is starting to get weird)https://files.catbox.moe/6edamw.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/mez0dd.mp4
>>43241188I use to have one of these where it went from anthro, to pony on pony, to Clopician human on pony, to human on horse, but I can't find it anymore.
>>43241188Honestly, I vastly prefer horse on horse every time.
>>43240952Homos
>>43240952Straight
>>43218732Would sleep with.
>>43218732So cute
>>43241937Can't be. They clearly reproduce.
>>43218732WTF are you doing, this apartment is too small. It's less than three body lengths long.
>>43219628Horses exist, and have been seen indoors
>>43244465Comfy. What a lucky lad.
>>43244460she has magic and can teleport anon that is just where we sleep and chill>>43244465have the better version
>>43244465Yes, but it actually is. Look closely at the floor.
>>43245270Okay, the pattern on the floor is wonky.
>>43219770I like this improved version better.
>>43241234I have it possibly but catbox won't let me upload? What is another file sharer site? I can't remember the alternative.
>>43246244What's wrong with the Twilight one?
>>43219770This gives me Kafka vibes.How would you anon react if you woke up as a horse one day?
>>43247255I think I'd get a boner.
>>43244465How old is this horse?
I want to uhhhh...
>>43248210This mare is positively glowing. Look at her, she even paints the air around her blue.
Twilight doesn't look like that, but maybe like this?
>>43247255I'd probably wonder how I'd get to work.
>>43248210Well I still would and want to. Coward.
>>43248210why are you blue?
>>43248625this is very nice art, very sensual, but she's built a bit more like a dog or a cat than an equine.
>>43249153>this is very nice art, very sensual, but she's built a bit more like a dog or a cat than an equine.Like this?
I always hate it when people draw my wife like that.
>>43249264Like what exactly? The thread has several examples.
>>43248673This. Nothing has changed.
>>43247255With or without human mental capacities?
>>43251285With.
>>43247013Idk, maybe try Dropbox or Cloudflare if you are brave enough
>>43251418Now that could be fun.
>>43247013https://anonfilesnew.com/
>>43251500>brave enoughHow so?
>>43252118I'm pretty sure you can get your account banned for uploading things like that, if you really care about not losing your account for either of those things.
>>43252124I mean, unless there's some kind of premium for the sites that I'm not aware of, that doesn't sound like such a terrible loss.
>>43219628shooped. some anon took time to find adequate wings and color-balance all of the scene, not perfectly but there's work.
>>43253185Can't win them all.
>>43240233They can nuzzle like champs though.
>>43229647Your bed couldn't handle her.
>>43229607What is your wife doing in someone else's bedroom?
>>43247013I'm still interested in the video if you're able to upload it
>>43256389Do you really want to give up your ticket like that?
>>43256392If you're not willing to serve as a stud for every mare in Ponyville, then Equestria doesn't want you. Better to get used to it now.
>>43256433Ponies don't approve of sex with animals.
>>43256437Not true.
>>43256437But winking pussies enjoy it
>>43241188anon the mating ritual of horses is sacred do not defile them or one day you may be defiled yourself
>>43218732What's her weight?
>>432572201500 pounds of mare
>>43257232Impressive. She must be careful when she rolls around though.
>>43257232
>>43257262>>43257249It's an honorable way to go out
why can't I just marry a mare and feel her clit winking against my ballsack every morning?
>>43257742Because animals can't consent, let alone get married.
>>43257750They can insist
wish i could screw a horse
>>43257763I wish I could hold the hoof of Rainbow Dash with my own hoof.
>>43257791yeah, that too
>>43257757needy mare unf
>>43257757isn't she just scratching her leg against his knee
>>43257975Nope lol. Stallions also last 10 seconds.
>>43258010You last only 10 seconds? Damn, sad to hear that.
>>43257975i bet so. when i was in a stable, a horse also rubbed myself on me this way, and it was a stallionhoping someone will provide more insight, but i think when a mare is in heat, she'll flag her tail to display the winking vulva
>>43258013I wish I were a stallion.
>>43258043>A horse is the projection of peoples' dreams about themselves - strong, powerful, beautiful - and it has the capability of giving us escape from our mundane existence.
>>43258035they also tend to be more aggressive and "in your face" with what they want. very funny when they try to seduce a gelding that has 0 interest, because they can get quite creative in their quest for cock
>>43257975Does that make it less hot? well, yes, but it's definitely still hot.
>>43258077>they can get quite creative in their quest for cockhow so? any examples of such creativity?
Don't forget to read your biblehttps://u.pone.rs/doqlqyvh.txt
>>43258010This is how you get shit done. Hop on. Nut. Then get around to the rest of your day.
>>43258123Still a good read.
>>43258123Lol. This only works on beeg mares not little ponies
>>43258077I guess that's a shit situation for the gelding too. Both because the mare must be pushy as fuck and because he's mutilated in this regard.
Isn't horse twice as tall as you? How does uh ... "the event" work logistically?
>>43259069for the one I'm thinking of she gets seperated for most of the day to reduce the stress for both during that time, but she is allowed to socialize a little. they are usually best buddies so it's probably just annyoing for him. it's not like he knows what she wants that he's missing out on >>43258106this was a few days in so he was getting wise to her normal attempts, but she was getting sneaky: started grazing next to him but keeping a respectful distance got a side-eye but nothing wrong with that, right? then she saw that the grass was nicer in front of him, but she kept her distance so nothing wrong with that, right? then the grass was nicer one small step back. then another and another and another and "oh, while my butt is in your face why not just mount me?"took about 20 seconds all in all, so it was a bit more cunning than just plain backing up into him. only got a bite in the butt as a reward unfortunately
>>43259375Sounds like it's pretty frustrating to her too.
Bump
>>43259211>He doesn't know what to do when she isn't just the right height
>>43257757Would scratch that horse.
>>43259211Funny thing some Anon way back when did the math and concluded that ponies are really small.
>>43261616Eh, I never gave much credit to that. As far as I'm concerned, a pony's head is roughly at the height of an average person's sternum.
>>43258104>but it's definitely still hotThis. It's still unf.
>>43257343Yeah, that it is.
>>43259211What do you think?
Hoers.
>>43263799i like hooves
>>43263890Based hoof enjoyer
>>43263890Patrician taste.
>>43257750>Because animals can't consentDebunked in the case of horses, several times.
>>43265073You being too stupid to understand what that phrase means doesn't mean it's debunked.
>>43265081No u
>>43263975UNF I want to touch Twilight Sparkle's hooves with my own hooves and rub her nice flank.
>>43263975Anon, you can't just post that pic and not give something like an artist name
>>43265500https://derpibooru.org/images/3765880
>>43265517unf thank
