I love my very real horse wife
>wingsnot real
>>43218732vomitous
>>43218732Comfy.
>>43218736I love my princess wife and clearly she is very real
>>43218736you're not real
>>43218732kek based edit
>>43218753this anon doent like his wife horsey>>43218755yes she is>>43218760you are based for noticing anon
>>43218732>aishart threads coincides with frogspam threadsnoooticing
>>43218830I have nothing to do with the frognigger or any other thread I just really love my very real horse wife ^:)
>>43218845>Always do the opposite of what the flaggot says
>>43218760Edit of what?
>>43219620its AI generated
>>43219628Okay, the conversation implied else though.
>>43218732At that size, Gilda would be the size of a polar bear.
>>43218851do what this guy says ^:)>>43219620picrel>>43219729I dont know how big a griff is since I never met one but my horse wife is horse sized because she is a horse clearly
>>43218732I bet your downstairs neighbors aren't very fond of her.
>>43219770
>>43219837Seems accurate size. They are part lion after all
>>43219832>downstairsyou mean the basement?
>>43219832she is very light on her hooves>>43219837>>43219845this is about what I imagined
>>43219770Thanks for the clarification.
>>43219946wtf why is my wife a marelet>>43219949adorable fillers
>>43219949That hyperdetailed bow though.
>>43219946I miss those times when I could say wow someone really knows how to edit since now by default you just assume it's a one-click AI filter
>>43220156Good. Everything needs to be destroyed.
>>43220283>t.
>>43219946>aislop
>>43218758Who are you talking to?
>>43220156>one click filterai is to digital art as photography was traditional art as they both only capture what is already there and there is certainly the point and shoot option but there is also the indepth option as well as everything in between not to mention that they all have their own place like I have spent thousands on art commissions but I am not going to spend money or time outside the thirteen cents and two minutes a quick ai edit costs and takes to type out
>>43220404>I wont spend more than that for a silly edit I should have saideither way I hope you get my point and that is just how I see it
>>43220404>paypigNobody cares what you think.
>>43220365you
>43220416>paying pennies for something you find useful is badokay
>>43218732cant say ive ever seen one of these irl hoers edits for bugmamatheyre always nice to see though
>>43218732Would.
>>43220609I guess Chryssy might be too alien for that.
>>43219770Hot.
>>43218732Imaging hugging her on that mattress. Don't need a blanket with her.
>>43218732Horses are great.
>>43224309https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=alA1oBBuz2o
>>43219949So fluffy :)
>>43220404Anti-AI people are pseudo intellectuals and contrarians that want to sound smart.
>>43224527madragon you lost. Go home.
>>43218732Can we get back to. uhh... idk. My wife.
>>43224587She's not a simp, she's a chicken!
>>43224593Sorry!replied to:the Wrong post, meant to respond to: >>43224582have a Twilight for your trouble(s).
>>43224597>Twilight Sparkle is best pony.Yes, she is!
>
The problem with Twilight is that I wanna per her mane but if I did I'd mess it up and that'd probably annoy her.
>>43224808She probably wouldn't care that much; she loves being petted and hugged. Besides, if you mess her mane up, you get to brush it after.
>>43218736fpbp/thread
>>43218732god this pic is so hot
i get a boner...
>>43224838>she loves being petted and huggedI'm not sure she'd love pets, but I hope she would.
>>43225527I'd like to imagine that since all ponies are horses, they share the same love for physical affection, including but not limited to snuggles, nuzzles, cuddles, pets, kisses, snoot boops, and hugs.
>>43225542I feel like being a highly intelligent being would complicate things a little. Ponies definitely pet their pets, so she'd recognize that you're treating her like an animal and not like an equal. The only question is whether she'd be bothered by it or just roll her eyes and call you silly.
>>43225543I still think that she, along with most other ponies, would react nicely to it. There are many instances in the show where ponies use animal physical mannerisms to show affection.
>>43225554>There are many instances in the show where ponies use animal physical mannerisms to show affection.Sure, but that's a very different thing because that's an expected act between equals in their world. On the other hand, we see that headpats are seen as condescending so pets probably fall into a similar space for them.
>>43225542Always make time for snugs. Megabased
>>43225579It depends on the performance then. If you make it clear that it's an act affection and don't treat her like an idiot things should work out.
>>43224587That's a very purple wife.
>>43225634I think practically everyone here would do the same in that situation.
The wife and her friends
>>43224785god I need this
>>43227159The wife and her wives
>>43227159Too small.
>>43227291Who's the alpha in that trio?
>>43225523That's a natural reaction.
>>43224597me on the top left
>>43228096Why are you so green?
>>43227716The one that you have to fuck first. Alpha mares get first dibs on meat.
>>43228833Guess that makes sense.
>>43225579If you have a gf, do that shit to her and call her a good girl the next time you give her praise. Add a forehead kiss too along with a "thanks [pet name]". Watch how she reacts. Bet you'd be surprised.
>>43218732you mean my wife... right?
>>43229595I called an ex good girl once. Do not recommend.
>>43224562:ricardo.hands:
>>43219770Make it Trixie instead
>>43229595My ex had a kink for it but that doesn't really count.
>>43218732Would massage her wings.
>>43229595>If you have a gfHave you forgotten where you are?
>>43229595>>43229617>>43229660Normalfag depository here
>>43230761So being a normalfag is somehow worse than being a mentally disabled retard with a pony waifu tulpa?
>>43230747Look anon, I was making a theoretical. We can't say marefriend here because they're not real.Also it's what I heard online. That they might outwardly get annoyed but love the praise internally.>>43229617>>43229660The duality of
>>43230809Yup. You finally got it, clap clap clap for you!
>>43219770Whoever lives there is a lucky guy.
>>43231516its AI
>>43231518Ah well.
>>43225542I see that quite often with donks. They like their hugs, don't they.
>>43232781Can I hug you?
>>43234038I'm not a donk.
>>43234708Pretend for me?
>>43224644Such a dirty horse.(In all the right ways.)
>>43234750Sorry, not enough hair.
>>43235644Put on the wig, anon.https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/7593265/#7593265
>>43235693Oh Lord.
>>43235693
>>43230809Obviously.
>>43229647With or without wings?
>>43218736BASED
>>43229607Lewd Twilight is top.
>>43225543Oh I think they would melt in delight and demand more ear scratches and hugsI think ponies are very affectionate in general
>>43238299>I think ponies are very affectionate in generalSame.
>>43238299>I think ponies are very affectionate in generalPonies would definitely wanna hug and nuzzle, we see lots of that in the show. Pets and pats are more unsure.
I want to pet a pony so badly
>>43239083I hope you get the chance! If we all go to the same Equestria I'm sure we'll learn to share and take turns petting ponies.
>>43239105>Anons form a line to pet ponies.>Ponies form a line to be pettedI like this idea.
Maybe we will have a massive, degenerate, interspecies cuddle orgy where mares give in to their deepest desires of snuggling and getting pet by human men.
>>43239109That would be really silly, like a really quick meet-and-greet where each pony-human pair has a little bit to enjoy some comfy pets before moving on.
>>43239147It'd be "speed petting." Like "speed dating" except comfy.
>>43239109I imagined it to be more intimate. Like, between very close friends and lovers.
>>43239279Alas, in a world with hundreds of anons you're gonna see some casual petting.
>>43239282I suppose that might happen, yeah. It's probably not the norm in public though.
>>43239118Maybe we will have a massive, degenerate, normal cuddle orgy where mares give in to their deepest desires of snuggling and getting pet by stallions*FTFY faggot
>>43239891Boy, imagine the outrage.
>>43239891Nah, stallions can't pet nearly as well as humans can on account of their clumsy hooves.
>>43240237And unicorn stallions?
Need more real horse pony edits
>>43240952Homos
>>43218732Would sleep with.
>>43218732So cute
>>43241937Can't be. They clearly reproduce.
>>43218732WTF are you doing, this apartment is too small. It's less than three body lengths long.
>>43219628Horses exist, and have been seen indoors
>>43244465Comfy. What a lucky lad.
>>43244460she has magic and can teleport anon that is just where we sleep and chill>>43244465have the better version
>>43244465Yes, but it actually is. Look closely at the floor.
>>43245270Okay, the pattern on the floor is wonky.
>>43219770I like this improved version better.
>>43241234I have it possibly but catbox won't let me upload? What is another file sharer site? I can't remember the alternative.
>>43246244What's wrong with the Twilight one?
>>43219770This gives me Kafka vibes.How would you anon react if you woke up as a horse one day?
>>43247255I think I'd get a boner.
>>43244465How old is this horse?
I want to uhhhh...
>>43248210This mare is positively glowing. Look at her, she even paints the air around her blue.
Twilight doesn't look like that, but maybe like this?
>>43247255I'd probably wonder how I'd get to work.
>>43248210Well I still would and want to. Coward.
>>43248210why are you blue?
>>43248625this is very nice art, very sensual, but she's built a bit more like a dog or a cat than an equine.
>>43249153>this is very nice art, very sensual, but she's built a bit more like a dog or a cat than an equine.Like this?
I always hate it when people draw my wife like that.
>>43249264Like what exactly? The thread has several examples.
>>43248673This. Nothing has changed.
>>43247255With or without human mental capacities?
>>43251285With.
>>43247013Idk, maybe try Dropbox or Cloudflare if you are brave enough
>>43251418Now that could be fun.
>>43247013https://anonfilesnew.com/
>>43251500>brave enoughHow so?
>>43252118I'm pretty sure you can get your account banned for uploading things like that, if you really care about not losing your account for either of those things.
>>43252124I mean, unless there's some kind of premium for the sites that I'm not aware of, that doesn't sound like such a terrible loss.
>>43219628shooped. some anon took time to find adequate wings and color-balance all of the scene, not perfectly but there's work.
>>43253185Can't win them all.
>>43240233They can nuzzle like champs though.
>>43229647Your bed couldn't handle her.
>>43229607What is your wife doing in someone else's bedroom?
>>43247013I'm still interested in the video if you're able to upload it
>>43256389Do you really want to give up your ticket like that?
>>43256392If you're not willing to serve as a stud for every mare in Ponyville, then Equestria doesn't want you. Better to get used to it now.
>>43256433Ponies don't approve of sex with animals.
>>43256437Not true.
>>43256437But winking pussies enjoy it
>>43218732What's her weight?
>>432572201500 pounds of mare
>>43257232Impressive. She must be careful when she rolls around though.
>>43257232
>>43257262>>43257249It's an honorable way to go out
why can't I just marry a mare and feel her clit winking against my ballsack every morning?
>>43257742Because animals can't consent, let alone get married.
>>43257750They can insist
wish i could screw a horse
>>43257763I wish I could hold the hoof of Rainbow Dash with my own hoof.
>>43257791yeah, that too
>>43257757needy mare unf
>>43257757isn't she just scratching her leg against his knee
>>43257975Nope lol. Stallions also last 10 seconds.
>>43258010You last only 10 seconds? Damn, sad to hear that.
>>43257975i bet so. when i was in a stable, a horse also rubbed myself on me this way, and it was a stallionhoping someone will provide more insight, but i think when a mare is in heat, she'll flag her tail to display the winking vulva
>>43258013I wish I were a stallion.
>>43258043>A horse is the projection of peoples' dreams about themselves - strong, powerful, beautiful - and it has the capability of giving us escape from our mundane existence.
>>43258035they also tend to be more aggressive and "in your face" with what they want. very funny when they try to seduce a gelding that has 0 interest, because they can get quite creative in their quest for cock
>>43257975Does that make it less hot? well, yes, but it's definitely still hot.
>>43258077>they can get quite creative in their quest for cockhow so? any examples of such creativity?
Don't forget to read your biblehttps://u.pone.rs/doqlqyvh.txt
>>43258010This is how you get shit done. Hop on. Nut. Then get around to the rest of your day.
>>43258123Still a good read.
>>43258123Lol. This only works on beeg mares not little ponies
>>43258077I guess that's a shit situation for the gelding too. Both because the mare must be pushy as fuck and because he's mutilated in this regard.
Isn't horse twice as tall as you? How does uh ... "the event" work logistically?
>>43259069for the one I'm thinking of she gets seperated for most of the day to reduce the stress for both during that time, but she is allowed to socialize a little. they are usually best buddies so it's probably just annyoing for him. it's not like he knows what she wants that he's missing out on >>43258106this was a few days in so he was getting wise to her normal attempts, but she was getting sneaky: started grazing next to him but keeping a respectful distance got a side-eye but nothing wrong with that, right? then she saw that the grass was nicer in front of him, but she kept her distance so nothing wrong with that, right? then the grass was nicer one small step back. then another and another and another and "oh, while my butt is in your face why not just mount me?"took about 20 seconds all in all, so it was a bit more cunning than just plain backing up into him. only got a bite in the butt as a reward unfortunately
>>43259375Sounds like it's pretty frustrating to her too.
Bump
>>43259211>He doesn't know what to do when she isn't just the right height
>>43257757Would scratch that horse.
>>43259211Funny thing some Anon way back when did the math and concluded that ponies are really small.
>>43261616Eh, I never gave much credit to that. As far as I'm concerned, a pony's head is roughly at the height of an average person's sternum.
>>43258104>but it's definitely still hotThis. It's still unf.
>>43257343Yeah, that it is.
>>43259211What do you think?
Hoers.
>>43263799i like hooves
>>43263890Based hoof enjoyer
>>43263890Patrician taste.
>>43257750>Because animals can't consentDebunked in the case of horses, several times.
>>43265073You being too stupid to understand what that phrase means doesn't mean it's debunked.
>>43265081No u
>>43263975UNF I want to touch Twilight Sparkle's hooves with my own hooves and rub her nice flank.
>>43263975Anon, you can't just post that pic and not give something like an artist name
>>43265500https://derpibooru.org/images/3765880
>>43265517unf thank
>>43265415Good taste.
>>43263799Pretty horse pet pet
>>43266035I wonder what Trixie would think about that.
Hoers snuggles!
>>43266813That's a big Twi.
>>43266813this is creepy and hot at the same time
>>43267464you are creepy and hot as the same time faggot
>>43218732Twilight Sparkle is best pony!
>>43267464>creepyIt's chad-tier argentinian horse exercise, gaywad
>>43267483cute cute cute!
>>43267483She is such a pretty princess
>>43218732You sound zoophilic
>>43267560That's a complicated way of saying good taste.
>>43267564So you admit you want to fuck a real horse of twilight.
>>43267566I was about to call you retarded until I noticed the flag and realized "Oh nevermind, everyone already knows then."
>>43267566Who wouldn't?
>>43267566so she is Twilight in every way except that she is a real horse?Eh, yeah? Who wouldn't? Are you gay or something?
>>43267574Zoo
unf I want horse Twilight to call me a dirty zoophile horsefucker as she fucks me
The zoophilia here is strong
>>43267585How new are you?
>>43259731no doubt. that's why she's kept apart for most of those days
>>43267583i want her to just neigh for me
>>43266572I think she would eat it up. She lives for praise. Ironically she gets so little in the show.
>>43267566Seethe all you want, you're denying yourself a JRHNBR qt mare princess
>>43267771I guess so.
>>43267583Imagine the weight. She can pin you down, just like that.
>>43269233unf 200 pounds of mare holding me in place
>>43237061I prefer my Trixie damaged, so without wings
Bumping the horsie.
>>43267581Why wouldn't zoo?
>>43271857>loona will never snoofa youwhy even live?
>>43267583Nonny you have to link the source. My poor old heart cant take the mystery
>>43272111https://derpibooru.org/images/2899088
>>43272111
>>43218732I want to hold the hoof of Twilight Sparkle with my own hoof!
>>43272111Anon, sometimes the filename has the ID/source. You should check that more often.
>>43272118Nice.
>>43272362My miserable old eyes can't read numbers because Im retarded
>>43267583I knew it was feralfrenzy just by the eyes
>>43218736fippy bippy
>>43272110>loona will never snoofa youNot with that attitude.
>>43258104That's a cute hoers.
>>43273712I wish I had more cute horse gifs
>>43274292
>>43274296I wonder how many carrots it took to train this
>>43274292Isn't there one where the ass busts the fence?
>>43274357When horses get you wet.
>>43218732I need mares on my face
>>43274292Wasn't that the one where the rump breaks the fence?
>>43274306>>43275074Yeah I have the full one
>>43267100For you.
>>43275202Thanks. That's a good one.
I want to impregnate horsey twi with many foal fr fr ong noclip
>>43275768AWOOOOGA!!! SEX WITH TWILIGHT SPARKLE UNF UNF PLAP PLAP!
>>43275768>curved horn>dogshit art style>zoomer slanglike pottery, why the fuck do people keep curving unicorn horns to the point of deformity? They're fucking straight.
>>43275784At some point artists decided that curved horns are more authentic for unicorns. I don't get it at all.
>>43275784your fucking straight faggot
>>43274324giwtwm
>>43276139I've got to wonder, does she not feel the current, or does it stimulate her?
>>43276313I'm pretty sure that fence is not electrified.
>>43276319I thought it might be.
>>43276319unf playing butt bongos on your mare wifes rumpa
>>43277059I hope that's a whirlpool at the end
>>43276319That horse and human have a major trust bond. Horse for not kicking. Human for not doing things to get kicked long enough.
>>43276139Is that Derpy?
>>43275784Furfaggotry. They take appealling things and ruin them.
>>43274579Soviet Russia
>>43277548Zoomers*ftfy
>>43266813>>43274324https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8CA6fUG9Do
>>43277927Man, that guy is living the dream.
>>43277544At least in spirit. I bet this mare could break a wooden floor with her rear too.
>>43218732Hoers is peak.
I love my very horsey very dorky horse wife
>>43279269The Great and Horsey Trixie
>>43279269Just as hot.
>>43219770Images like this are why I find horses funny
>>43267483giwtwm
>>43279974You mean Twilight?
>>43277486Looks like one. They aren't cooking a horse wholesale.
>>43280663that's not where I'm afraid the bubble come from...
>>43280286Uh no? Anon, obvs.
>>43279269Kek
>>43281871cute
>>43282391Very. People think we can't add horsiness and still be cute. But they are all missing that these are ponies.
>>43282876This. Hoers is goodness.
>>43281871I wanna boop her snoot.
I am going to impregnate twiggly spriggly with many foals using my human benis :DDD she can figure out the details with her magic I am sure
The anon below me is Barrack Obama
>>43283388https://files.catbox.moe/yi9h5n.pngUnf hoers preggers Twi
>>43284035Would.
>>43284035damn, how can you go through all this effort doing such a realistic horse body and face, sacrifice all of that cuteness, and STILL use an inflated tire asshole
>>43284051you say that like those teats don't look like they have implants in them
>>43284063there's plenty of individual problems with this work, but at least those are the artist's own problems. The innertube anus is a larger collective problem that the artist intentionally capitulates to, and that bothers me more.
>>43284063Horse teats grow a lot when a mare is pregnant.
>>43283388This but with my stallion horsecock.
>>43284144Unf.
>>43218732I love my very real house wife too
>>43284729>I love my very real house wife too>house wifeWhat do you find so appealing about houses, anon?
>>43284729>Trixie housewifeHow would that work?
>>43284776House horse wife then.
Rainbow is my number 1 but Twilight is so, so close to beating her out. She's just so adorable, every episode I see Twilight in I love her more. I love her cute little autist stimming she does with her hooves when she's excited, I love her intelligence and love of learning, I love how kind and willing she is to help everyone, I even love that silly little dance she does at her birthday party, its so so so cute! I just want to cuddle her and rub her tummy and shower her in kisses.
>>43285645>Rainbow and TwilightThat's interesting. The two are polar opposites in almost everything.
>>43284063At least they're horse teats and not crotchboobs.
Hoers bump.
>>43284729Is that your avatar or something?
>>43284729Is his cutie mark a jar of mayonnaise?
>>43285898I relate to and share a lot of their interests. I love lifting heavy weights and being fit, I love tomboys and tsundre girls, I think flying is awesome...But I also love history and philosophical thinking, I like stories and reading, I love nerding out about things, I'm also a stickler for autistic little details. I could see myself being very happy with either of them.
>>43288032You sound like a well-rounded guy, Anon. You'd probably get on with Applejack too I'd imagine
>>43287955Looks like it. And I'm not sure whether I like the implications of that,
>>43281406Not as obvious as one may think.
>>43290894kek
I want to hold my wifes hoofa
>>43291148Same but with my hoof.
>>43291148This but with hoof worship.
>>43291155How are you going to cup a hoof with another hoof. That's not physically possible.
>>43291643Magic and the power of love!
>>43291643Marshmallow hooves, it will work out.
>>43291148Spoiler that, dude!
>>43218732Bumping hoers
>>43283388That's a happy Twi.
>>43284051Okay, anon, prove to me what the proper ponut size is then because all the ones I found look pretty puffy.
>>43218732Looking for "reference" sites. I wish to draw.
>>43290088 Yea, I respect tradition and hard work. It enrages me often to live in a world where hard work is taken advantage of and mediocrity is rewarded with tolerance. She's also just a beautiful mare. Applejack would probably be the best one of the Mane 6 to be a mother. She has the strength to give birth with no problem, and the perfect temperament to be a mother. I think I'd just be too weird and eccentric for her.
>>43293242https://derpibooru.org/galleries/2895
>>43293238Look at literally every horse's ass. There's your reference.
>>43293449The judge said I'm not allowed to do that anymore
>>43293753Then draw judge gavels in that spot from here on out.
>>43293265>Applejack would probably be the best one of the Mane 6 to be a mother.Of course she would be. It's literally a part of her inspiration.
>>43279275She's adorable when she's silly.
>>43293753Certified gay judge.
I love my wife
>>43295322Based.
>>43295985bro really replied to himself like that
How do we do desensitization training for our horse waifus? Horses need to be desensitized to common things, such as crinkly plastic sheets or ropes. Or otherwise they will freak out and injure themselves. Are ponies like that?
>>43293357I'm looking for "real" references
>>43296034Nice try FBI. You don't need that for draws.
>>43296051>an image of a naked animal is illegalNot even the FBI is that stupid.
>>43295997Cute horse.Would boop.
>>43293242peruse the thread 'chives, someone posted a link
>>43277540That's how it should be.
>>43295322Who wouldn't?
>>43297327Bro replied to himself again lol this be funny
>>43295994>>43297334why are you schizoing so hard? why would I samefag instead of just posting more images of my wife?
that being said I love my wife
>>43297346Based.
>>43297346Cute.
>>43297344you make it too obvious lol
>>43297872Swing and miss, dude.t. one of the Anons who replied.
>>43296334Desu no have. Link
>>43297872you need a mental assessment anon
>>43298699We're in the horse sex thread in the pastel pony forum of a famously antisocial website. We all need mental assessments.
>>43299169Lyra wears the pants in the family
>>43299180Unf.
>>43298704>We all need mental assessments.No. There's nothing wrong with liking horses.
>>43298704Once in a while I become aware of how fucked up I am, but then I realize that's normie thinking, and my culture holds plenty of views that are uniquely fucked up. I'm just ahead of the curve.
>>43218830the pic predates ainewfag
>>43299973>likingThis greatly understates things.
>>43300004Well that's a fucking lie, since the pic it's an edit from WAS AI.
>>43218732Hoers
>>43300032I mean, it's not wrong.
>>43299990>but then I realize that's normie thinkingExactly. That doesn't matter.
I think about this image a lot
>>43300665I don't understand. What do you think about it?
>>43300665It has strong 'I wish you were here' vibes.
>>43300042Hoers is good. Great, even.
>>43300665It really makes you think.
>>43302219I've never seen this one before.
>>43302219>>43300665will they ever meet in time and in space?
all posts in this thread were all made by me and me only
>>43303389Wtf, me too!
