1. She's a unicorn mare!2. She's yellow like lemons!3. She has very pretty eyes!4. Her mane and tail are cyan!5. Her yellow coat is very soft, well kept and pleasant to touch!6. Her cutie mark is three diamonds!7. She likes pretty dresses!8. She likes wearing her saddle!9. She's a very well-read pony!10. She likes lemons!11. She's good friends with Lemon Hearts, her fellow yellow unicorn into lemons!12. She doesn't like coffee and soda. She prefers a nice tea!13. Despite having some things in common with Diamond Mint, they don't get along together. Keep that in mind!14. She even smells like lemons!15. Along with blue hydrangeas!16. Her milk tastes like blueberry milkshake with an almond undertaste!17. Her marepussy tastes sweet, sour and slightly salty, like a lemon candy with a natural marepussy undertaste!18. She's a switch into bondage!19. She puts a lot of effort into seducing her partner!20. Her favorite positions are doggy style and reverse missionary!21. She loves it when you hold into her as she rides you!22. She has a perfectionistic, temperamental personality!23. I want to massage her beautiful round plot with my hands and her to press her hooves on my shoulders while she fucks me with her tight marepussy!25. I want to impregnate her, fulfilling her dream!25. Her dream is to have a cute daughter who she could love and care for!26. She's a cutie pie! Yes, she is! Yes, she is!27. I love Lemony Gem! I love her so much! Yes, I do! Yes, I do!
>>43219356wtf what's her beef with Diamond Mint?
>>43219370Constant disagreements about dresses. Lemony's pickiness annoys Diamond to no end.
>>43219370too fucking blue
>>43219393That's racist.
>>43219445Colorist.
>>43219356I slapped her ass with my hooves :)
>>43219757I did so with my hands. Then I scritched her ears.
>>43219370They are both flashing ass in saddles trying to get humans to mount.
>>43219370They are both flashing ass in saddles trying to get stallions to mount.
>>43219948Stop liking HiE, rewatchtranny.
>>43219952Stop liking pony, rewatchtranny.
>>43219953I don't. I only like MiEMe in Equestria. Seriously every fic I read where more than one human ends up innaquestria is instantly dropped. This shit is like the highlander. There can be only one.
>>43219955But rewatchtrannies like ponies. Like at slopschizo the puccian tranny, he can't stop spamming his literal who background ponies.
>>43219953Saddles imply the desire to be ridden by humans. It's a kink and many many mares are into it. Rarity's business thrives on it.
>>43219966>Rarity's business thrives on itBut there's only one human in Equestria. Who's riding these mares?!
>>43219973(You)? Dork.
>>43219966Reminder that mares think humans are just as fuckable and attractive as humans think mares are.>humans have small eyes - foals have small eyes - ponies think small eyes are very cute>mares have big eyes - babies have big eyes - by nature, humans are hardwired to love big eyes>hands and fingers, being able to please them in certain ways - ear scritching, hoof massages, massages in general, just really perfect to make a mare feel good>oh, and fingering>husbando constantly stands on two, towering above her, can give her upsies bringing her to his height>despite this, mares are actualy around the same size as humans, ideal for all forms of cuddling>salty skin, while the humie husbando gets to enjoy the softness of her coat, the mare gets to get drunk of your skin>humans have a natural urge to groom their partners, resulting in the mare getting petted at lot, also the hooman husbando is obsessed with brushing and combing her mane>because of the above paragraph about hands, the way human body is built allows for intense plot (or body as a whole) massage during sex, also holding tightly into her while receiving the riding himself, things that mares find extremely hot>just like you find her constantly raised tail and slightly raised plot hot, also she can use her tail for many things that would make happy, and I'm not even talking about her pussy, or how hot it would feel if she would place her hooves somewhere on you if she's on top>penis tip is rounded, optimized for pleasing that ponut
>>43219973Implying i can't ride them allAnd who's gonna stop me?
>>43220044You lost me at ponut
>>43220053I didn't need you anyway. Mares should be pleased anywhere they want.
>>43219948They need to hatefuck too.
>>43220134My foal growing
>>43220361>barely any pregnant BG mare artIt's so fucking over.
>>43219961Based.
Cute and hot.
>>43221417
>>43222368Some niggas don't want to beat the tranny allegations.
>>43222368Sorry anon, but i WILL give mares scritches behind the ears with my FINGERS
>>43222379How Lemony acts like when she gets her cute ears scritched?
This cutie pie doesn't have enough art. True for most Beautiful Gorgeous mares though.
>>43222368Neckbeards really edited this to 'own' the other side, how sad.
Choose your f̶i̶g̶h̶t̶e̶r̶ wife.
>>43222368>rawtszy If you tffags want to not look like demented trannies this is not the artist to do it with.
>>43223587qrd? Asking for a friend.
>>43223610TF fetishist but not just limited to ponies, there's a version of that pic where the anon transforms into an anime girl. He also did stripedshit once.
>>43219391>>43219738>>43220044kys slopwriter rusnigger
>>43224265Nein.Also this is now a mare in saddle thread because I ran out of Lemony pics. Maybe someone will drop by my shitty thread and draw her...
>>43224265I remember the artist was from German at least.
>>43224319He is.
>>43224454
>>43224507>coping retardJust FYI, filename style is not actually a good way to track an anon. In fact, >>43224319 has a space before the extension in the filename, something I don't do.
>>43223620Can I see both of those? For uhhh research purposes
>>43224531Fuck me. Unf.
>>43224265bump
>>43225056>Fuck meThey will. Then you will be in a cuddle pile.
>>43225674I want mares on my face
>>43225750MareS on your face?That's a bit crowded. They have to practically trib each other.
this thread is why we should have a poster count.
>>43225990This thread is why we should have mares in saddles.
>>43225990Not op but want an ip counter back so we can see how many bg mares appreciators left in threads these days.
>>43224319He knows about this thread.
Ahem. Short mareskirts.
>>43226431Jesus. And people are still wondering why we lewd ponies. Look at that. Unf.
>>43226431That's a fucking dishtowelShe draped a dishtowel on her rump
>>43227511And made it look damn good!
The things I would let Primmy do to me...
>Mares notice that there always was some peculiar smell with Anon, the town's alien>He smelled like a stallion desiring a mare more than anything>Even if wasn't apparent by anything else>He never tried to convince a mare to sleep with him, either>But the smell would get even more apparent and also slightly different to ponies during certain circumstances>Sometimes, when he looks at a mare>Somepony with sharp eyes would also notice a something tent-like appearing on his pants, right on his crotch>It was a guaranteed sight on parties, to which some mares dress themselves with saddles or short skirts>One of such ponies was Prim Posy>She knew by heart that Anon is terribly sexually frustrated and is in a constant need>That's why he constantly smells like he just jacked off, and then he would get a hard-on looking at mares>He NEEDED a mare and to sleep with her, and Prim knows it>She notices him ogling her skirt, nearly drooling>She turns around, presenting her ponut and pussy, the latter slightly covered by her see-through skirt>"You know, invitation is the sincerest form of flattery!">It was Prim Posy's catchphrase ever since she popularized lily accessories in Ponyville, but a similar word was different>And it was perfect, straight up telling Anon that he's desired, that he's invited>Poor nervous hooman never tried to ask a mare out, so Prim decided to seduce him first>Nonetheless, in only few minutes he was in Prim's hooves, on her bed>Kissing her, looking at her with the mix of love and lust in his gaze>Grasping her parasols-marked flanks under her short, sexy skirt>The lilac pegasus looks back at him at him with a sultry expression, occasionaly biting her lip as she fucks him with her marecoochie, desiring to pump herself full of hooman cum>Maintaining the seduction even in the middle of hot interspecies sex>She leans to kiss him back, to return the affection he gave to her back>She puts her hoof on his hand, and he grasps it, holding it>Feeling himself close, Anon holds tight onto his moaning mare lover>Desiring nothing else but Prim and pleasing her>She kept smiling and seductively gazing at him, riding him hard>He couldn't help but maintain eye contact, feasting his eyes on her pretty pony face>She felt him filling her pussy with his sticky ropes, screaming her name in pure pleasure, just before her own violent maregasm rocks through her body>Prim kept riding her lover in the shared ecstasy, as the screams of each other's names and the loud moans filled the bedroom
>>43227781Hot and bgmarefuckerpilled
>>43228138I wanna wake up with my face buried in her floofy mane.
>>43228144Serena cares for her mane very well.
>>43224265
>>43228153Shut up, Mad.
>>43228158>oooo>oooo
>>43228161Do you think mares have oooo'ing contests?
>>43228164Yeah, it's a brutal contest, the best oooothletes can keep going for days.
>>43228148I-is that a sword?
>>43228753What's that blue thing on her back?
>>43228329It is.
>>43229342Why are you such a violent mare? Put that thing away.
>no ponies with slip-on horseshoes
Drizzler
>>43231221Look at how frikkin fast she is!!
>>43231877>Everything I don't like is samefag
>>43219356>17. Her marepussy tastes sweet, sour and slightly salty, like a lemon candy with a natural marepussy undertaste!That escalated quickly
>>43234871>>43235524Shes as pure as a single drop of drizzle.
>>43235692>She's pureNot in heat.
Drizzle is rich!
Saddles are pure sex.
>>43224531Saddles are pretty humanfucker coded.
>>43224531Saddles are pretty stallionfucker coded.
>>43237684>"We heard humies put saddles on ponies and ride them."Slavery coded, too.
>>43219356>!>!>!>!Calm the fuck down
>>43239143Why are you posting mare cunts?
>>43239260>OP posts sentences ending with exclamation points>goes on how much he wants to fuck the mare
>>43219356bamp
Flower saddle
Fancy saddle
>>43242378She chonk
>>43242638There's an amazing new technology called shift clicking that eliminates that problem completely. I use it on all EQG threads, you should try it!
>>43242638
>>43242638That's right schizo-kun, mareZ are a RuZZian psyop to convince the Western man to stop seeking women and breeding.Here's some more, Pynya personally gave me 15 rubles for this post.
choker
>>43242665*shift clicking in the catalogdoesn't work for normal threads unless you manually hide them with the drop down box.
>>43244101Works on my machine.
>>43244988Ponies are too sexy.
>>43245005Way too sexy.
>>43219961Fucking based
>>43219356bump
She's called Tiger Lily because she fucks like a tiger.
bumper
>>43254496Ms. Cheerilee are you trying to seduce me?
>>43254496I want to rub Cheerilee's round buttocks with my hooves.
>>43254970I want to rub Cheerilee's and Apple Bumpkin's round plots with my hands.
>>43254978I want to use my unicorn magic to bring Cheerilee's and Apple Bumpkin's flanks to my face while I rub both of their mare flanks with both of my hooves.
>>43254985I don't want to force them. I just want to finger their winking marepussies while they kiss.
>>43254990This but with my hooves and unicorn magic. Love mares, simple as.
>>43254994>Love maresYou haven't posted a single mare with a saddle/wearing a skirt pic though.
>>43254998How about best mare? Rainbowshine is so cute and her snowpity is the best. It will be so great when I fly with this mare around Equestria.
>>43255007>bridal dressCounts I guess.
Look at her go!
>>43256990
>>43256990I want to trot with her with my hooves.
>>43257308She's trotting to Mare Fair to score with the humies. Sorry.
>>43257316She's trotting to Mare Fair to score with the stallions.*Fixed that for you. No need to thank me.
>>43257318Stallions at the MF are like games on the PS5.There are none. Sorry it's a humie town.
>>43257326Nope. I'm hoofholding with all the mares like Lyra and you are stuck in earth. There are no humies in Equestria.
>>43257328>There are no humies in Equestria.There were no humies in 1700s Antarctic too. ^:)
>>43257333Yes and there will never be humies in Equestria as there are only ponies there and the portal to Equestria ponifies you as humies are inferior to stallions.
>>43257336>implying humans and ponies are tied to each other in a such way travelling between worlds shapeshifts them into each otherDespite your beliefs, that makes you an even bigger humanfag out there as you believe humans instristically are something more than retarded monkeys.That also makes ponies disappointed they couldn't have ear massages, belly rubs and upsies while being themselves.
>>43257355>That also makes ponies disappointed they couldn't have ear massages, belly rubs and upsies while being themselves.They can do that with magic. There are massage and belly rub facilites all over Equestria where ponies go there to get the best belly rubs, uppies and ear massages using magic honed for maximum satisfaction.
>>43257363It's not as intimate. Magic isn't even physically attached to unicorns themselves.Getting upsie'd by a unicorn loses the nuance of being upsie'd by a creature twice as tall as you.374ok apple(khue)sauce
>>43257377I'm sure magic can feel great with magic spells. Also annoying that frogposter is here.
>>43258160So pretty horsey
>>43258939I want to sleep with Cloudkicker on a cloud and hug her with my pegasus wings.
>>43259542>only two Minny with a saddle picsBest one there is is picrel...
>>43259559...and this, but it's kind of bad.>>43259551>Cloudkicker
>>43259570>>CloudkickerYes, and?
>>43259577>>>Cloudkicker
>>43259580>minny
It's actually Drizzle. Leave it to us Russian samefagging rewatchtranny HiEjeets to actually post ponies and know ponies' own names.
https://mlp.fandom.com/wiki/Cloud_Kicker
>>43259608bang
>>43259614Leave it to us French maremareing mareenjoying ponyfrenchies to actually talk bout mares and appreciate mares.
>>43259620>FrenchGermany is the better cuckistanAlso post passport with timestamp.
>>43259626>Russians are so desperate to leave Russia that they want to steal my passport.C'est vraiment hilarant.
OI DEM PUCCIANS DON'T HAVE A LOISENCE TO MAREPOSTSTAWP SAMESODDING MATE
I hate it here.
>>43259777>>43259774STOP FIGHTIIIING!
>>43259847>Wall of text that is all schizobabbleAll of that just to say you're seething at me posting ponies which means you are proving my point.
>>43259865All of it is schizobabble so I have won this argument.
If I met her I'd give her a Sprite
>>43259898Yeah and in Russia you're losing a war to Ukraine so whatever your country says is invalid by Russia's skill issues like for example the Battle of Tannenburg.
>>43259918>>43259918Okay so I have to ask you one more thing.Is Peachbottom shit?
>Slopschizo is also rewatchschizoExplains a lot.
>>43260063(You)
>>43260073NTA but my problem with HiE is that I'm not in Equestria yet
>>43260073idc but I don't like slopschizo and he likes it so I argue against him with that as a insult when we reply chain on a thread. Simple as.
>>43260095It's a bit easy to tell when you post in comparison to others, really.
>>43260107>>43260113Can confirm I've had reply chain arguments with this guy and I'm not slopschizo despite the accusation Mares are built for human cock btw
>>43260113>I wasn't actually able to post for two months this spring.Don't russians use pr0xies to post onto 4chan anywhoo? I presumed that Putin put some sort of block for whatever reason.>>43260121stallion cock*ftfy
>>43260163No, I don't mind pony conventions. I was browsing through the /mlp/ catalog and saw your reply on the thread and decided to fix it for you (no need to thank me).
>>43260189Is that what they call replying in Russia? Traps? Must be a new thing.
>>43260198You acted like a complete retard.Furthermore, I appreciate directly admitting that you got mindbroken by my shitty fucking humanxpony maredom greens. Even though they're more of an occasionality on /mlp/ these days.I suggest you trying to write shit and create threads for whatever you desire yourself, instead of antagonizing the 3/4 of the board just because of me. I personaly started to write because I wanted to be a change in the world and scratch that "submit to a cute mare's urges" itch that was massively missing in greens.
>>43260401and what's her name?
>>43260522her name is 6513378
>>43260522That's Twinkleshine.
>>43219961>humansevolve to /ptfg/chad
>>43262858>being uncomfortable in your own god given body>chad
>>43262858If I wanted to NOT be myself, I'd try to socialize with normalgroids.