Come one and all to the meta-writefag and help raise the quality of MLP fanfiction! Featuring: Three-dot and four-dot ellipses!ITT: Diving head-first into a full dumpster, the critical porn bridge for normies, Twilight Sparkle committing a serial murder spree due to the mental anguish of failing an entrance exam, Twilight Sparkle is literally a trans negro muslim with vitiligo, Zebrican Equestrian Vernacular Ponish, actually we’re all Jewish, a particularly high density of language autism, a trout on the hood of a Ford F-150 with a broken radiator, I am very, very German, I art butchereth thine ye olde Ponish, stop possessing your mom's body so I can have sex with her, significantly slowing down the rate of linguistic evolution in Equestria, CAESAR·AVGVSTVS·EQVORVM, his fic is about spying on Rarity from the bushes, Post Traumatic Suckling Disorder, edging to his word count fetish, making battle noises with their mouth, brain parasites have devoured most of his cognitive functions, jacking yourself off a lot, and Cheerilee grooming kids!>/fimfic/ Secret Book ClubThe one hundred and seventy-fourth book is Sorry We Missed You:https://www.fimfiction.net/story/519321/sorry-we-missed-youIf (You) want to participate, read the whole story by Sunday, May 24th.>Recommended stories:Tired of adventures that meander for a million words? Fed up with super special OCs? Well, we've compiled the best of the worst in order to bring you our absolute average!New Starter Kit - http://mlpficreviews.org.uk/starter/Old Starter Kit - http://i.imgur.com/vuTA7EN.png>Common fic abbreviations used by the thread:https://ponepaste.org/7317>A list of reviews made by the Anons in this thread:http://www.mlpficreviews.org.ukUse the commands ">review <story link>" and ">discuss <story link>" to add reviews to a story.Userscript for extra features: https://ponepaste.org/8619>An in-depth writing guide for beginners:https://eznguide.neocities.org/>Additional material for authors:Rhorse's Horse Behavioral Notes - https://ponepaste.org/932Politics and the English Language - https://www.orwell.ru/library/essays/politics/english/e_polit/Vhatug's tips for anatomically correct clop - https://poneb.in/g4VpEg4fPurdue Online Writing resources: https://owl.purdue.edu/owl/index.html and https://owl.purdue.edu/owl/subject_specific_writing/creative_writing/writers/index.html>Can you pre-read my story?Post it on Google Docs or HackMD with comments enabled and give us a link.>Various reviews and riffs:Fillyanon's Bookshelf - https://ponepaste.org/5555Notkickass222urmom's Reviews - https://pastebin.com/u/notkickass222urmomIHeartShinzakura's Reviews - https://ponepaste.org/user/IHeartShinzakuraAppleanon reads fics - https://poneb.in/wmGX7FPmDeluxe Big Master Review List - https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1z9Bz7UnEbxo-svlXa2tV49PJkP-yFuR7pRXiBUn-IeUA Guide to Rational Fics - https://files.catbox.moe/3jzrfm.pngPrevious Thread: >>43223617
Why do we hold contests? Shouldn't we all just be satisfied with writing a good fic?
2nd for best 2uo!Enjoy this conveniently packaged Tuna: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/246579/luna-princess-of-space
>>43249985Um, since one of those list entries itself has commas, you should've used semicolons to separate all of them this time.>>43249987Contests are fun.
>>43249987writers need incentive to write or else they get fat and lazy and die. theyre like hamsters or something, i dunno. giving them a contest to win is like dangling a little carrot in front of their hamster wheel
>>43249987Because we should always strive to find a way to monetize every single hobby.
>>43249988Oh that's a Twilight x Luna fic? I've had it in my to read for over a year. I think I'll pass!
>>43249961I mean, I know this is a conversation-ender, but you're just wrong. Biologically men and women have basically the same body heat (+/- 0.5 degrees different or less) that itself gets equalized more by stuff like larger muscle mass in men producing marginally more heat. Maybe you touched like one guy's stomach at some point and it was cold because they were cold, and this gave you an internally wrong expectation, but the same could happen if you touched a girl who happened to have a cold stomach at the moment. Guys and girls flat-out do not have different body heats, they all have equally warm stomachs. Go around touching random guy/girl stomachs at random points (aka not after a cold shower) and you'll find their temperatures are equivalent since that's just biology.
>>43250062Nah, girls have warmer tummies.
>>43250078Whatever makes you feel better. It annoys me when people lie to exaggerate the object of their fetishism (women are hot = I like women = it'd be nice if their tummies were warmer = girls have warmer tummies), but I've presented the truth, and if you want to lie and pretend otherwise, go ahead. Everyone else knows you're just retarded.
You're ignoring the obvious: A woman's tummy is sexier when your child is inside her womb.
>>43249866That doesn't mean she won't try!
>>43249995>fun
>>43250085That sounds like pedophilia with extra steps.
>>43250079Spoken like someone who has neither a girl nor warm girl tummy.
>>43249995I did consider that, and I did consider taking out the comma (I took out the comma in "actually, we're all Jewish"), but I decided I preferred it as it is. I reject your English and substitute my own.
>>43250062>Go around touching random guy/girl stomachsAnon, I...
>>43250062>Go around touching random guy/girl stomachs at random points
>>43250153That's how you get accurate results. I'm not suggesting actually doing it, but if you did, you would find that their stomachs are of equal temperature. As opposed to touching 1 person's stomach and deciding forever that every person of that gender has stomachs of a certain temperature. (Though I think they just outright lied when they said "not in my experience," rather than actually having any experience with it.)
These threads are supposed to be about writing fanfiction
>>43250185We're fans of tummies and our beliefs about their temperatures are fictional.
>>43250185This is all for my fic about Twilight going around touching ponies's tummies to see if earth ponies, unicorns, or pegasuses have warmer tummies.
>>43250185I don't think a tummy-related fic would go over well with the crowd I write for, sadly.
>>43250185Why do that when we can talk about midriffs and early Christian sexual theology?>>43250195>tummy-related ficI have been tempted for years to write a fetish parody fic where Dash is taking a nap on a cloud and the narrator just goes on for 2k in increasingly flowery detail about her belly button. Haha wouldn't that be funny?
>>43250315Those kinds of stories are fun. I've had a guy tell me his favourite story of mine is one where Queen Chrysalis spends two thousand words falling over herself.
Fics where—hold on one second, I need to get the door.
>>43250677Behemoth
>>43250677I kidnapped and raped this anon in my basement.
>>43250688I searched for that on fimfiction and nothing came up.
>>43250704Try foalfetch.
>>43250677https://www.fimfiction.net/story/500819
Remember not to give up, Anon!
>>43250833Why give up when AI can give up for me?
>>43250896Why give up when I can give up?
>>43250022Based
>new fic that's out has an AI generated cover>take a closer lookUhYeah okay
>>43251347I'd read a body horror about a pony being slowly anthropomorphised.
>>43251366She's got five legs man
>>43251377Kinky.
>>43251366You could just do a one shot where you narrate Twilight's first time going through the mirror portal and make it a lovecraftian experience of her body shifting against her will into a freakish form.
>>43251377I don't think that veiny purple thing is a leg...
>>43251366https://www.fimfiction.net/story/463727/anthropomorphic
>>43251404That's her boot, Anon.
>>43251366>She's got five legsThat, or she's just happy to see you.
>>43251570>Sunset's left leg in Equestria Girls has been a dick with a boot on it this entire time>her actual left leg is a shriveled little chicken leg the size of a fork
Given recent comments from the author, I predict a new Magic Mirror On The Wall, Who Is Mightiest Of Them All? chapter soon.
>>43250092Is that a Power Puff Girl?
>>43251366How about this?https://www.fimfiction.net/story/85294/id-that-indestructible-something
Any fics with ponies learning ancient knowledge from old dragons?
>>43251708Any fics about me kicking your fucking ass?
Oh good, another AI slop author bit the dust.
>>43251740damn, I was hoping it was starscribe.
>>43251743Prism Slash.
>>43251740S
>>43250315>I have been tempted for years to write a fetish parody fic where Dash is taking a nap on a cloud and the narrator just goes on for 2k in increasingly flowery detail about her belly buttondo it. but it's from Scootaloo's perspective. and then they do the sex.
>>43251998That's retarded. There's no way Scootaloo could fly up to a cloud.
>>43251998>sexewgo away, fag
>>43251740No, he's not banned. He just had all his fics nuked.
>>43251740Who?
>>43252123That's better IMO. Means they can sit and be ashamed.
>>43252185Author that was in like 3 slots on the sinbox that joined last week. Pumped out like a bunch of AI generated fics at once because some people just fundamentally seem to not enjoy the creative process.
Any fics with a mare trying to get someone to have sex with them because the mare feels bad about them working so hard and thinks they deserve it?
>>43252199He actually had four in the box this morning. You could hardly be more obvious about using AI. The rate alone gives it away. Also, it’s more proof that Fimfic readers are retards.
>>43250677>I need to get the door.https://www.fimfiction.net/story/450955/the-doorhttps://www.fimfiction.net/story/403114/passageshttps://www.fimfiction.net/story/465791/vertical-vertigoPrepare to enter the scary door.
I'm doing it ma, I'm really doing it
>>43252601Thank you for the horror recs. I haven't read all of these but the Mayor Mare one was really good.I'm also looking at different thumbnails and noticing how common it is to have horror fanart of a stitched up Rarity.
Why do I torture myself by trying to get through bad fics
>>43253534Because you're afraid of good fics.
>>43253592No I just read all of them
>>43253594Then go back to read the ones you haven't read in a long time until new good fics come out.
>>43253534Because you loathe yourself on a subconscious level. You can cure this by being consumed with hatred towards something else instead ^:)>>43253594Name every good fic /fimfic/
>>43253654>Name every good ficThe ones where Rainbow Dash dies!
>>43253654The ones where Rainbow Dash lives and kisses mares
>>43253654The ones where the mares Rainbow Dash kisses die.
>>43253654The one where Rainbow Dash kisses dead mares.
>>43253704You mean this week's book club fic? The jury is still out on whether or not that one is good.
>>43252602So much lactation porn words, wow.
>>43253534You never know. After 200,000 words a big twist might retroactively make the story really good. Better keep reading just in case.
>>43253534me personally? I just have nothing better going on in my life.
>>43253534Because the author once wrote peak or what past you thought was peak before you matured became retarded/degenerated . Perhaps you’re in denial that either one of you changed. A sunk cost masquerading as loyalty.
>>43254137>A sunk cost masquerading as loyalty.Hey. I found my review for this week's club.
>>43254160That’s how I feel about most club fics I finish.
>>43254215I dunno, sometimes we like them, partially.
>>43254217I remember everyone liking Eyes on You. Even that guy who hated Trixie to the point he misread parts of the story had a mostly positive impression of the rest of the story.
Satre's No Exit, except its about the flower trio.
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/589615/daring-do-and-the-curse-of-avariceExactly two months after I started writing it, the Daring Do fetish fic is now fully up, for the zero people who have a cartoon fetish but admittedly refuse to read incomplete fics.Now that I've tasted the lustful power of writing 5,600 words in a single day, I can return to the mire of futilely grinding out 500 a day in my deadfic.
>>43254640Nominating this for the club.
Someone from /fssbc/ come lock this guy up.first time the demon core wasn't the right answer wtf
>>43254714>spoileryeah, i think the arrowhead has a higher rank.
>>43254223I don't like it much. It's an amateurish unremarkable fic probably written by a high schooler, and this general's reasons for glazing it elude me.
>>43254468Who's the deserter? I like deserters, desertion is cool.
Rainbow Dash + Applejack = Toph Beifong
>>43254864Okay Hemingway
>three slopfics hit the site in a rowGrim.https://www.fimfiction.net/story/591007/roaring-thunderhttps://www.fimfiction.net/story/591003/a-tale-of-two-ponies-who-kinda-ruined-twilights-life-at-some-point-aka-eea-eternal-errors-association-neighsay-hates-this-title-but-tempest-insisted-its-accuratehttps://www.fimfiction.net/story/590991/the-runt
>>43255264>The Runt>AI cover>ratings and comments disabledKek.
>>43255271>member since '15>only posted a few stories in all that time.>Suddenly post a slew of fics in the span of a weekHmmmmm...
>>43255271I wouldn't trust anyone using that OC as a profile pic.
