>"Don't worry, Anon! As my squire, you are under my legal (and actual) protection...I'll defend you with everything I've got!"
So uh, question. How do you draw your sword?
>>43256699>"With confidence!"
>>43256698don't worry, little pony, one of these days i will watch gen 1 through 3. not sure about 5 though
>>43256725True men watch gen 1 through 4.5
>g1 pony as my protectorokay yeah with that level of intellect i'm going to fucking die
>>43256698>Squire's squire
>>43256737She's a knight!!!
>>43256698thanks, my little pony
>>43256699In this show the ponies were eerily semi-anthro. Randomly stood on two legs and used pencils with their freakish hooves frog. (I'd try a freakish 'hoovesjob' from a mare in this world, though. Their freakish grabby hoof-frog must feel pretty good.)
>>43256698How this legal protection works? Will she get punished instead of me if I rob a bank?
>>43256729You don't know shit. Majesty literally turned bitches into living trees and imprisoned motherfuckers in paintings.
>>43257081>performative cruelty as a substitute for intelligenceWhere have I heard that before?
>>43257090Bye Felicia.
I just realized. His name is Squire, and he's a dude.
>>43257634He also dies btw
>>43256789In previous G1 show they fenced just like in G4. But straight instead of sideways
>>43257956He does not die, he's already dead. OP is a flashback
>>43257990The French never stood a chance.
>>43257990So ponies have a natural proficiency with handling swords with their mouths, eh?
>>43256698nah man they mutilated this nigga
>>43257634Oh no. Still would. Knights are too cool to be choosy.
>>43256710>>43256698Adorable. These little G1 fellas sure are cute
emergency bump
>>43259062JUST
>>43256698this pic is so adorable, it needs to be in the catalog a little bit more, bump
Would somepony pleas draw him!
>>43259062Technically, that's a perfectly fine manecut.
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>>43259062pffft look at the top of her head!
>>43256698Thanks
>>43256698this pony is so cuteid love to watch two spar
>>43264004S-swordfighting?
>>43256698A true terror in battle. He wields fear like a knife.
>>43262870kek