Every plotline involving Changelings needing to covertly infiltrate and manipulate people to steal their love is DUMB as SHIT. Changelings very very very VERY and let me just emphasize VERY FUCKING OBVIOUSLY.......would just be prostitutes. And extremely popular ones at that. There is LITERALLY no reason a Changeling would ever go hungry. (If sex doesn't count as "love" that can be fed on, then the recipient can just pay the Changeling with cuddles.) It would be a different story if they couldn't transform, but they can. You're telling me there's a race of shapeshifters, who can turn into anyone in an instant, who only require affection and tenderness as payment? There would be Changeling prostitution houses in every fucking major city in the world.
SEX WITH FEMALE BUGS
>Pridark
>>43258592this but female (male)
Equestria is too innocent a world to consider such a solution. Thankfully I'll discuss the idea with Twilight and we'll save all Changelings.
>>43258589The Hive's getting a new clutch of eggs tonight.
>>43258595Futa / trans porn / girl cocks is the absolute stupidest fucking shit ever. It would be 100% fine if it was a niche thing, but instead it's EVERYWHERE and you people obsess over it. You people are all mentally ill and you're obviously into futa cocks cuz you're bisexual/gay and ashamed of it so instead you have to do this elaborate cockamamie bullshit to explore your sexuality instead of just honestly admitting you're attracted to dudes. I fucking despise how common this futa garbage is, PLEASE just fucking look at stallions and appreciate the male body for what it is you fucking freaksAnyway. I say all that just as context before I say that if Changelings had ovipositors, or were even literally all hermaphrodites, that GENUINELY would make a lot of sense for their race. It'd suit them perfectly. And therefore I would accept their strange biology, and even celebrate it, and I would dick them down with love and tolerance.
>>43258619>rantI hope you never visit the Vinyl Scratch thread!
>>43258600Doing the lord's work.>>43258592It's a shame most Changelings are male with the only female being the queen (as they were originally conceived anyway). That's not actually how it works in real life, that's just what people assume. 99.9% of an insect colony are females, the males only live in their underground sex dungeons where they fuck and die. The Changelings shouldn't be mostly male they should be 99.9% females.
>>43258625>99.9% of an insect colony are femalesWhile true, this makes me wonder if Thorax really escaped because it was his turn on Chrysalis's mantis fuck-and-eat list.
>>43258619You are on a lower level of sexuality understanding. You need to do a little more soul searching to arrive at the truth that liking cock =/= gay.
>>43258636>liking cock =/= gay>t. 3DPD
>>43258634>Chrysalis's mantis fuck-and-eat list.Wow, that's horrific! How does someone get on that list? I mean y'know, so I can avoid getting on it.
does anyone have Changeling headcanons of a sexual nature
>>43258589SEX WITH CHRYSALIS
>>43258800i usually like evil women in dark colors but I'm rather turned off by her, cuz she's just sort of a shitty unpleasant person in general really. and not in a way where it's like "oooh i misbehave and do bad things, cuz I'm a badass". No I mean her personality is just shitty in a legitimately unpleasant way that makes me want to put my penis in practically anything else but her
>>43258808Sex with Chrysalis.
>>43258823fuck, you make a good point
>>43258589>prostitutesThere's no such thing in equestria
>>43258926Pinkie literally dresses like an old-west harlot in an early episode.
>>43258589>>43258592Bugg is not for fugg
>>43258589>If sex doesn't count as "love" that can be fed on, then the recipient can just pay the Changeling with cuddlesWhy would cuddles with a random person count as love any more than sex with a random person? They specifically need love, not physical affection.
>>43258995This. They would need a culture like Firefly's Companions to make it viable.
>>43258619female bodies > male bodiescocks > pussiessimple as.
>>43258589Celestia would never allow a foreign race to steal the sexual energy of her subjects. Same reason we outlaw it really.
>>43258945for ponies, it's just a fun costume with no such connotations
>>43259423This.>>43259412It's legal here where I live.
