you're on a date
>>43259487...and then you wake up in the hospital surrounded by all your loved ones.
>>43259487>no spaghetti all over the placeunrealistic
>>43259491...and the loved ones are Rainbow Dash and your foals.
>>43259493Oh, must be another nightmare then.
>>43259487I want to hold Rainbow Dash's hoof with my hand.
>>43259487I want to hand Rainbow Hoofs dash with my hold
>>43259487I prefer simpler mares.
I feel like Rainbow Dash wouldn't do many sitdown dates. That pony's gonna have you running around town doing whatever seems coolest.
>>43259487I'm Soarin? Cool.
>>43259535Vomit mare lololololololol
>>43259487if only...
>>43259487
>>43259535*bleeeeh*
>>43259535so blank slates with zero personality? She's only seen about to vomit, that's it.
>>43260102c-cute! I better not blow this...
>>43259487>Falling for the obvious humiliation ritualCouldn't be me
>>43260117>humiliation ritualI still haven't gotten an explanation for this phrase
>>43260124>The term "humiliation ritual" refers to acts or social processes intentionally designed to strip individuals of their dignity, force conformity, or degrade them in front of an audience.
>>43259535Better hope you'd get isekai'd as a pegasus colt then, at least you won't mind the constant vomit feeding
>>43260124I think he dropped all of his spaghetti alla nerano on the floor once.. 15 years ago.
>>43260128That's a fucked up way to view spending quality time with mares
>>43260102>>43260109>"So, is it true you eat your mates after you fuck 'em?"
>>43260135I'd seriously doubt if one of them would genuinely want to spend time with me. It's obviously a trick of some kind.
>>43260161The mares wouldn't trick you, Anon.>>43260102This one would.
>"A date? Sure!">"In fact, I know something that we can do together! It'll be super special!">"Spike's out so we have the library all to ourselves...">"...so, what book do you wanna read first?">she doesn't speak for the rest of the night and doesn't even seem to notice you're there
>>43260192>[GROUP] wouldn't trick youIf I had a dollar every time I heard that lie
>>43260217Well Twilight, I had a lovely evening. Would you like to do this again next week?
>>43260249This anon's going to do well in Equestria.
>>43260228Be less gullible then.
>>43260217>she doesn't speak for the rest of the night and doesn't even seem to notice you're therethere are people who think this is a bad thing
>>43260265Some people do well with it and some people don't! I don't think it's good or bad to be in either group.
>>43260262>Recognizing a trick means you're gullibleOkay retard
>>43260274You've clearly fallen for countless tricks and now you're traumatized to the point of paranoid delusions.
>>43260278>you've clearly [HEADCANON]
>>43260217You say this like this is a bad thing
>>43260228You're a big fat phony
>>43260292Hey, if that sounds like a great night to you then you'll probably do very well with Twilight.
>>43260363Yeah and then I plap her while she tries to read
>>43260217I want to read some books with Twilight Sparkle while I hold her hoof with my hoof.
>>43260404Okay you specifically may not do well with Twilight.
>>43260108Wasn't she the pony that Rarity made a dress for during the song Rules Of Rarity? I don't remember the vomit scene.
>>43260704>He doesn't remember the vomitkino episode
>>43260708I remember the episode, but not this specific gag. Canterlot Boutique is easily a more memorable episode than Buckball Season.
>>43259487>POV you're Applejack when the other m6 aren't around
>>43260734Rules of pone:>shipfags are the worst>tomboy erasers are even worse
>>43260734Why would Rainbow Dash and Applejack be sitting around? That's neither of their styles, if they wanna stare at eachother longingly it'd be out in the orchard.
>>43259571I think the opposite. We already know she likes those fruity super deluxe girly pampering spa treatments, I can believe that she'd enjoy some quiet time to chill out and fawn over her coltfriend.
