>Hey, Anon>So, uh...I got hacked>Yeah...some changeling's been going around, pretending to be me, and just doing terrible, terrible things>I know you probably won't believe this, but I swear to Celestia that none of that was me.>I just hope you can find it in your heart to forgive me.
>>43260450>implying I wouldn't forgive the hot strawberry mare
>>43260450Ever heard of 'The Shepherd and the Wolf'?
>>43260450I want my Zigerian prince inheritance, I don't care if you were scammed.
>>43260450You say this every single time you rape me and everypony else believes it every single time.
>>43260450That's identity fraud, not hacking
>>43260850Mares are notoriously susceptible to SQL injection attacks.
>>43260862I want to' OR 1=1; INSERT INTO Maregina(content) VALUES ('Muh cum') WHERE name = 'Strawberry Sunrise'; --
>>43260850To be fair they only know these terms via you, it makes sense that they'd be confused.
