>Well shucks partner you thought this was my new apple cellar? Nah its my hidden underground bunker. I know the apocalypse is coming one day. Since I was a filly, I stocked up an entire decades worth of food and supplies. If the radiation subsides or the dust in that good ol’ atmosphere subsides the Apple Family will be safe. Don’t know bout everypony else though. Bad news for you though partner…I can’t let you go round telling everypony I have a hidden bunker full of food now. So you either gotta agree to keep my secret by staying in Sweet Apple Acres forever or I can break your spine like a kit-kat bar. Better answer quick now, the last pony who found out didn’t get a say in the matter.
>>43262135Are you using chatGPT to make threads?This sounds super convoluted.
>>43262135Fallout: Equestria?
>>43262135Wait... how do you know what a kit-kat bar is? Those don't exist in Equestria.And why do you know what a nuke is?
>>43262135>like a kit-kat barhow do you know what a "kit-kat" is?
What do you think each pony keeps in their prepper stashes, and what would they forget?Pinka:>baking supplies, cheap party favors, and a surprisingly vast variety of canned food>forgets can openersAJ:>apple this, carrot that, gardening and cooking implements>forgets soapTwilight:>books books books>forgets foodRares:>sewing stuff, nutritionally rich foods, first aid stuff. She's actually the most prepared pony of all.>forgets proper security measuresFlutters:>enough seeds and skin samples to terraform the Moon into the Amazon rainforest>forgets that tornadoes existDashie:>"I'll just take what I need">Really?And of course:>Lyra:>oats>forgets everything that's not oats, but survives just fine
>>43262135This is how you end up as the Apple Family's sex slave
>>43262135>the last pony who found out didn’t get a say in the matterAlmost got me until that part. Are citizen's arrests a thing in FiM?
>>43262135I've decided that for shitty out of character prompt threads like this, I get to have a gun.>bang
>>43262151She invented them
It smells like mare musk down here
>>43262402Twilight would have all the proper supplies as recommended by the field manuals but she'd forget she needs to actually be able to use them. Luckily Spike is in the stockpile somewhere.
>>43262151Dude, she was exposed to the DIAGONAL TWIX, and you're questioning perfectly normal kit-kat?
>>43262402Berry Punch:>whisky, rum, gin, brandy, absinthe, tequila>forgets her problems
