>>43262465>decadeWasn't MLP: FiM only three years in universe?
>>43262465Soft disclosure/gatekeeper remorse of the millennial reign of Christ.
>>43262465If we must go with a canon explanation in universe, we can assume either Celestia losing control over the Elements of Harmony during NMM’s return and/or the mass awakening of the magic of the friendship were the catalyst for the awakening of most of the villains since the magic sealing them got weaker or they saw Celestia as a more approachable foe (and considering how hard she jobbed , they would be kinda right)>>43262483There are at least two canon season cycles just in S1 and S2.So its pretty much impossible for the rest of the year being scattered in 7 seasons unless there is a worse pacing and time dilation that JoJo part 5 (the whole part literally last 1 week in universe).At least 5 years is the very logical minimum
>Another copy/paste from xitter
>>43262465Now imagine the turmoil when one of us makes it to Equestria
>>43262509>Anon lands innaEquestria>Annoys Luna to the point of making her turn into Black Snooty again>Elements of Harmony banish her to the moon again>Equestria is subject to yet another era of unprecedented peace
>>43262465that last bit of the timeline:
>>43262517But what if I make love to her instead?
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>>43262517i'll fucking kill him for getting my wife banished
>>432624651. G5 is not real. Cool fanfic, Misty's double life is cute, but it's not a part of the same timeline.2. It's 1000+ years of Celestia postponing problems instead of solving them. It is not a good thing. Freezing the Crystal Empire instead of raping Sombra into submission and freeing the enslaved ponies, stoning Discord instead of raping him into submission again, I don't remember the finer details of what was the deal with the Pony of Shadows but I'm sure Celestia could just hug that twink and tell him it would be alright and it would solve everything. If Tempest was born and mutilated just a few years earlier than she did, she could easily still be a garden gnome in some mansion in Canterlot.
>>43262491Doesn't seasons 1-3 have to be in one year and the episodes are just out of order?I think in S4E1 Celestia says something about how it's the first Summer Sun Celebration since her sister's return. Or it might just be implied. I can't remember.
>>43262615Maybe they decided to skip a year or two of celebrations to figure out how to culturally deal with Luna's return.
>>43262556So Viltrumite DNA overwhelms other species DNA pretty thoroughly. Would getting with Ponies result in a bunch of Equestria Girls with Viltrumite powers?
>>43262622Ay yo ya callin' her black orsumthin' homie?
>>43262465>reign of twilight before g5that's too generous, it was shorter
>>43262623No just ponies with super Earth mare strength
>>43262583>Pony of ShadowsWas a solved problem until Twilight tried bringing back the pillars. Without her, he'd still be stuck between dimensions.
>>43262465erm...that's called the "post hoc fallacy", chud.
>>43262767You guys fucked hogs?
>>43262810That's a terrible thing to call your mother, Anon.
>>43262814It may be so but her remains made for a delicious feast over an open fire
>>43262583> instead of raping Sombra into submission and freeing the enslaved ponies, stoning Discord instead of raping him into submission againYou are not horsing anypony, Jim.GO BACK INTO YOUR WORLD!
>>43262767>post hoc fallacyNo such thing.
>>43262491Seasons 8 and 9 unironically cover the biggest in-universe time frame in the show.
>>43264213>Seasons 8 and 9 unironically cover the biggest in-universe time frame in the show.Yes if you count the timeskip.
>>43264425No, excluding the time skip as well.
>>43264442Explain to us how.
Celestia leadership maes easy timeseasy times make weak ponies
>>43265271>so much of a jobber the entire ponykind turned into jobbers because of her
>>43262465This reminded of these posts I made a couple of years ago trying to come up with an explanation for this bullshit>>40911580>>40911582
>>43265263Non-Compete Clause and the Season 8.5 short "Teacher of the Month" show that the School of Friendship has been operating for 9 and 16 months respectively. Season 8 with Season 8.5 in itself thus take up more than a year. Then between School Raze and Uprooted it is reiterated that another year has passed because the students say so. Luna also calls the time between Season 8 and 9 the longest period of harmony Equestria in recent years if we assume that she means literal peace with that and not some other ethereal concept that could stretch for longer and isn't related to villains attacking Equestria. In Student Counsel they celebrate Spring Solstice, so it is spring there, then in the Summer Sun Setback it is summer. So a few months between those as well. I think Best Gift Ever could be in the same holiday season as the Hearth's Warming Club so I'm not bringing up that as evidence. But rather I'm bringing that up because Faust said that in Season 1, the episodes' timelines do not necessarily match with their release order. So Fall Weather Friends coming after Winter Wrap Up is no evidence for a whole year having have passed between them. Stuff like Hearthbreakers and a Hearth's Warming Tail could easily be the same holiday season.So there is Princess Twilight Sparkle in which we see Luna celebrating the first Summer Sun Celebration together since her return. So one year has passed between Season 1 and Season 4.Campfire Tales from Season 7 implies that there was one year between their last camping trip. So that is one year between Sleepless in Ponyville from Season 3 and Campfire Tales from Season 7.EqG: Legend of Everfree then further reiterates all this by implying that all the past movies took place in the same year.So yeah, Haber won or something. You would have to take all the time spend between Season 1 and the Movie to even come close to the in-universe time spend in Seasons 8 and 9.
>>43265369>Haber won or something.True!
>>43262465Reality is the ponies of Equestria would all march on Celestia's retirement home and demand she reclaim the throne.
>>43262537This but helmet stays on.