>>43262689
Ask her how the horrible smell hasn't killed her yet.

>>43262689
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM, I'M PLAYING MINECRAFT!

>>43262689
>Smooth back Twily
Breed. Immediately.

>>43262693
>>Smooth back
That's a slur that pegasi use against the other two tribes

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hornjob

>>43262689
Every possible thing that could pleasure a Canterlot mare

Realistically? I'd get flustered and treat it like some sort of joke.

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>>43262689
>"Uh, gee Chris, I guess I'd call the police on her for tresspassing?"

>>43262689
tell her to send her much sexier friends here instead

>>43262689
>rape

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>>43262726

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>>43262726
Like her mom and sister-in-law?

>>43262689
I'd toss her my copy of "Industrial Society and its Future"

>>43262736
>When shown the friendship letterbombs by Canterlot Special Investigators, her closest confidante' Spike said:
>"..Oh my god, that's Twily's writing."

>>43262689
"hey~ want me to teach you one or two things about friendship?"

>>43262689
Call the ponice.

>>43262689
Offer her some of the bacon I just finished cooking

>>43262734
princess cadance i love you

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>>43262734
Anon clearly means Pinkie Pie

>>43262734
Slut on the left

>>43262689
turn 360 degrees and walk away

>>43263653
if you turn 360 degrees, you'll end up facing the same direction...

>>43263663
in that case, turn 720 degrees and walk away

>>43262689
My Goddess...

>>43262689
i would want to hug her but i would be afraid to do so in case she got creeped out so i would probably just stand there awkwardly and greet casually her instead

>>43262689
Scream, probably. Then be very confused. I hope this doesn't mean that I'm the live action movie's protagonist.

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>>43262689
Tell the changeling it forgot a crucial detail
But seriously, sex with my wife Twi unf

>>43262695
>"Whatever smooth back."
>"Uh huh, flutter turd."
>"Sure thing mud pony."
>"Pillow stuffer."
>"The heck did you just call me you smooth brained dirt trawler?!"
>"Stupid horny horse!"
>*gasp* "My horn is none of your concern! You're just flat head!"
>"Whatever phonies."
>"What was that?!"
>"Phonies! You're not really ponies! Mutants!"
*Aryanne enters the thread.*
>"Rainbow spooks."
>*leaves*

>>43262689
Beg her to evacuate me to Equestria.

>>43263741
At least ask her in a fun way, she's clearly in a good mood. Don't make it weird.

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>>43262689
This is my only response to Twilight lmao

>>43264790
I prefer Fluttershy as my bestie to cuddle

>>43264790
>>43264798
Nigger you need to be over the age of 18 to post here

First of all don't call me that, second of all I am 18+... I'm 22 bro so will people stop saying that?

>>43264835
You're an attentionwhoring, newfag, namenigger, and you will never go to Equestria.

>>43264835
That is one of the least convincing ways you could have said that, Anon. Sorry, "The Ascended Shadow", you namefagging nigger.

>>43262689
holy unf

Le Sigh, ya'll are just assholes about it and I have no idea why... is this why 4chan gets such a bad rap?

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>>43264835
I could call you a zigger instead!

>>43264844
What's the difference?...

>>43262689
Ask who took away her wings.

>>43264849
Very valid response ngl

>>43264842
Try actually reading what anons are telling you instead of being a nigger, nigger. Kill yourself, NOW.

>>43264857
*Yawn*