>Hey Anon, Twilight kicked me out of her castle and Trixie is on the road so I'm going to crash with you. So what are you making for dinner?
>>43262897YOU>cooks and eats her
>>43262897>So what are you making for dinner?Ponuts for donuts
>>43262897Chrysalis is already crashing at my place. Go away.
>>43262897You're just in time for home-made burgers!
>>43262897>rape
>>43262920Have anything more filling?
>>43262898don't eat Glimmer or other ponies, you bastard.
>>43262924But they're so yummy...
>>43262922choke on ai slop glimmy
>>43262897Twilight's been getting uppity lately.I think it's about time for a revolution, Glimmy.
>>43262925You can eat Linky. No one likes her.
>>43262907Delightful bugg...
>>43262897*knock knock*>I open the door"oh, h-hey Starlight...">"Hey Anon, Twilight kicked me out of her castle and Trixie is on the road so I'm going to crash with you. So what are you making for dinner?">I gulp as I try to search for an answer"well...you are just in time. Yeah!">I pull out the bowl of eggs I've been cooking and feed them to her as I pat her head>I let her take to my bed and she passes out immediately >I sniff her ponut and jerk off as she snores
>>43262897>>43262920
>>43262897I want to hold Glimmy's hooves with my own pony hooves.
>>43263101Reminds me of old Weaver pics, made me smile. Keep it up.
>>43262897I will only allow you in if you promise to make my morning coffee gassy.
>>43262925>>43262941The tastiest mares are the ones with pictures of food on their flanks.
>>43263104
>>43262897pork, just don't tell applejack what happened to her pigs and we are good
>>43262898A nice pony stew, is all that's gonna happen to you
>>43262898>Throws an old sack on the table What is this?
>>43263103Based
>>43263604Replace this with Pinkie and it'd be perfect
>>43263611You ship Pinkie with Glimmer?
>>43263619Pink mares gotta stick together in this world, anon!
>>43263604cute
>>43262897onion soup
>>43262897Yeah, tuna salad sandwhiches with home whipped mayonaise, fresh cut tomato chunks, shredded bibb lettuce, hard boiled egg finely diced, a sprig of garlic powder and a touch of nutmeg, on freshly baked wheat bread and a side of mac and cheese using homemade shell pasta, milk, butter, and american cheese from the freezer.I hope that's okay... girls don't like me so I wasn't expecting company... >Wow you're a loser anon.Did you have to rub it in?>What's for dessert?White pot from the 1700s.>Anon!? I didn't know you...Not that kind, it's a sweet pottage made of leftover milk bread and raisins.
>>43262897Of course Glimmy, you can come in anytime. Also while you're here food will be exclusively beans, hard boiled eggs and kimchi
>>43262897>So what are you making for dinner?Uh...How does leftovers from yesterday sound?
>>43262897no soup 4U
>>43262897I'll have to find a few more herbs if I'm going to make more for another pony, got a choice between my herbal Mac n' Cheese or my herbal sandwiches... your choice
>>43264738>herbal Mac n' Cheese
>>43262897Leave communist. Find shelter in your internationale.
>>43264738I hate this character
>>43264738I love this character
>>43264738This character is adequate
>>43264738I have no strong feelings one way or the other about this character
>>43264738I have strong feelings about this character one way or the other. I will not be sharing them though.
>>43264738I would like to rape him. Sexually.
>>43263621Cute couple!
>>43264738He's got girly eyes. Would probably give the best blowjob you've ever gotten. Enough to look past the gay shit.
>>43262897fuck i love messy glimmy mane so much bros i need to rub my weenie on it and make it sticky with my cummies
>>43266622Why's Rarity censored?
>>43266627explicit
>>43266627Glimmerniggers go into a grand mal seizure at seeing anypony that's better than Glimmer
>>43266627Sparing our eyes from worst pony
>>43265348what the fuck else are you supposed to season mac and cheese with?
>>43266725A mare, preferably Glimmy, letting out a fart over your Mac and Cheese should be enough flavor.
>>43266725more cheese
>>43262897Please marry me.
>>43267508Glimmer, you have to stop proposing to everypony that shows you a modicum of kindness.
>>43267508I want to go camping with Poochie and have violent sex in our tent in the middle of the woods!
>>43267508Who let Sunburst onto 4chan?!
>>43267512Anon, Sunburst has been jannying this board for years
>>43267516What happend to Scruffy?
>>43267565Gone... reduced to atoms
>>43267509As the great Michael Scott once said, "you miss 100% of the shots you don't take."
>>43267942As the great Starlight Glimmer once said, "you miss 100% of the shots you don't take".
>>43266741Patrician taste.Glimmy can help produce more cheese too!
>>43263098this anon sniffs every mare chair in town
>>43266725Some people season it with pepper. Other than that not much. I tend to use a multitude of cheeses when making mine, mixed with whole milk.
>>43262897>Slams door in her face
>>43263131What other purpose does her pigs serve, disposing the bodies of rival farm ponies?
>>43269169They probably sell them to the griffons, since they are carnivores
>>43269169They turn bad apples into fertilizer rather than having rotten fruit inviting pests onto their land. Very helpful creatures!
