What was his fucking problem?
>>43264554Imagine how his balls and ponut feel
>>43264554His fucking involved large tubs of jelly.He had no problem.
>>43264593This. Dude has solutions, so many solutions.
>>43264621Technically, they are suspensions. And colloids.
>>43264554u jelly?
>>43264554He got a big tub of jelly, I mean who wouldn't if you ever had the opportunity with such a big quantity of jelly?!
>>43264554>>43264626YOU TEMPTED ME!
>>43264554he's living the life with all of that jelly. one could even say im jelly!
a guy like this would jump right into a swimming pool full of baked beans no questions asked
>>43265704everyone would do that
>>43264554Mares WANT himStallions FEAR himAnons are JELLY
>>43264554Imagine licking him clean.
>>43266042unf
>>43265267She will be there to comb-&-cut all the delicious sweet sticky preserves and sap out of his mane!
There is nothingmorepurethan
>>43266197JELLY!
>>43264554nothing, he's perfection.
>>43265267im jelly :(
>>43264554Jelly Don did nothing wrong.
>>43264554how does one obtain a large quantity of jelly in Equestria?
>>43268357Changelings.
>>43268679they farm jelly?!
>>43268357You ask him nicely. Good luck getting anywhere else.
>>43269513He owns all of the jelly production in Equestria?! Wow.
>>43264554im in the other tub of jelly :D
>>43264554You fear a state of bliss that you will never achieve. Join him. Cease your woes. Enter the jelly.
>>43271561My fear of jelly has never been so higher than it was before...
>>43264554nothing, he is perfection.
>>43272069Relinquish your fears to the jelly.
>>43273295I-I will! Anything for the jelly...
>>43264554hes cool i suppose
One is with the jelly.Jelly is love.Jelly is life.Jelly...
>>43264554He had no bones.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7slbHEr4W8
>>43264554Loads of jelly
>>43274474The jelly is HIS bone.
>>43264554What problem? I don't see one.
>>43271561how does one join him
>>43276183It entirely depends on how much jelly you have access to. Next you're going to need either a kiddie pool or a 55 gallon barrel. It's time to MAKE the portal to Equestria
>>43276238Wait, jelly can make the portal to Equestria?!
>>43276851yes thats how i got in to equestria
>>43277163Well shit, I better get going and get some jelly asap so I too can get to Equestria and see the ponies!
>>43264554real
>>43277788He's Derpy's father?
>>43264554Cursed with illustrating a nonsensical song lyric.
>>43278398They couldn't give him too much screen time, they knew he'd steal the show.
>>43278781He'd be the best protagonist even beating Twilight Sparkle.
>>43279088true
>>43264554not enough jelly.
>>43264554His smugness mocks me. I don't like it. He's menacing to me.
>>43280185hes inviting you in
>>43280617W-what?
>>43280970Come in the jelly anon its fun in here
>>43281269You're creeping me out...
>>43281677Uh Rara, is that HIS jelly in that sandwich?What dose it taste like?
>>43281740kind of like the daily dose I get from the green and purple doctor
>>43281740It tastes like jelly.
>>43282251yeah but what does it.TASTE like?
>>43282251him jelly?
>>43282727>>43282690Hugh Jelly.
>>43283045i see...
>>43264554he needs more friends to be in the Jelly Jar.
>>43283829ill come in then
>>43277788cursed
>>43277788Blessed.
>>43264554why was there tubs of large jellies in ponyville
>>43285257It's just cool to have 'em in the first place.
I don't like jelly.
>>43285938Why?
Jelly!
>>43287194Cult? It is just a prestigious club for fans of this delectable consumable.
>>43287194>He doesn't know about the jelly of the month club
>>43287194I have not stop with these lies and slander
>>43287545Explain this!!! Pinkie Pie exposed with a tub of cherry jelly!
>>43287551I can explain it was a one time incident that Cherry jelly smelled like Fluttershy
>>43287564I got my eyes on you Pinkie Pie... I am certain you are in the jelly cult!!!
>>43287551Holy crap
>>43286557i want to join
>>43288595Come on in!
>>43288809thats honey and not jelly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AqMNOzQ0enQ
>>43264554>problemNone, bro looks happy in his current situation.
>>43289048I cant believe I listened to all 2 hours of this in the background.
>>43289095looks smug to me than happy
>>43289029Close enough.
>>43264554Too much marepussy
>>43264554He's living his life. I mean who else can dive into a giant tub of their favorite thing like Scrooge McDuck?
>>43290648OP has the same joy jumping into his big vat of cum.
>>43290685You jump into a vat of what now?! You're crazy Anon.
>>43264554Was this a rainbow dash cum jar reference?
>>43291087Anon...
>>43291087he was inspired by Hugh Jelly to do the forbidden jar.
I heard once that the "too clean" stallion was a reference to the tub guy from True Capitalist Radio. Anyone know if that's true?
>>43292583Unlikelier things have happened, but I personally call bullshit
>>43292583Nope.
>>43264554What problem?
>>43293528there is none
>>43293528Not enough jelly for the jelly god.
>>43294521oh do we need to sacrifice to get more?
>>43294854YES.
>>43295253I wanna punch this guy in his smarmy fucking face, but then I'd get jellied and raped by him
What are your problems?
>>43295260I kek'd
>>43295259>but then I'd get jellied and raped by himMany such cases.
>>43295260No problems here, fellow Anon!
>>43295253smug pone
He is in a jar of jelly.
>>43296347i can see that
>>43296347"Is there a problem, officer?"
>>43296347This pony has seen the true horrors hidden within the jelly.
>>43297275He was born in the jelly. Molded by it...
>>43297370Im quite jellyous.
>>43264554He needs to find a mare to join him in the fun of being in tubs of jelly.
>>43298265Does this guy look like he's even remotely concerned about what a mare thinks?
>>43298265When a true jellyCHAD starts jellymaxxing, bitches would only get in the way.
>>43298265Is there a mare with a jelly cutie mark?
>>43299216How about a bubble cutie mark?
>>43299398now I truly see...
where do I obtain a large tub of jelly that I can fit in haha
>>43300260At the jelly store. You know?
>>43264554Goop sauce
>>43300530where is jelly store
>>43301434In Equestria.
>>43301969i cant go there yet
>>43302420>he doesn't know
>>43264554I want to join in. Seems fun.
I think you all are fucking gay for him.
>>43303577You're not?
>>43303577We're all straight here
>>43304395true
>>43304395I doubt that.
>>43304395Nobody is straight for Jelly Don
>>43305547But anon, we all are!
>>43264554he requires more jelly
>>43306458How much?
>>43306714A thousand. And he wants you to hit yourself, right now.https://youtu.be/Ohf-FxA5DfA?t=41
>>43306786OUCH, OUUUCH! IS THAT ENOUGH?
>>43307345nope
>>43264554cool pony.
>>43264554I WANT TO DRINK THE SUCCULENT JELLY
>>43309133Don't do it, you'll make Hugh Jelly mad.
>>43309669aww :(
>>43295260
>>43310440wat TEH fukz
>>43310440me on the middle
>>43299398Huh, neat.
>>43264554too much jelly i think
>>43312319Too MUCH? We. Need. MOAR!
He is watching from the distance.
>>43278363Imagine Derpy's childhood with Hugh Jelly as her father.
>>43313302Why is there a slug in the heart between Luna and Twilight?
>>43313633I think it's a castle? Bit perplexing.
>>43313633lol wut wtf
>>43314617>pic relThis thing.What is it supposed to be? All I can see is "slug".
>>43314650Ahh, I checked the image and it is a slug called "Slugbox". Think it may be the artist?
>>43313589it'd be cute
>>43313589I'd a read a fic about this.
>>43264554what if he was a part of the cutie mark crusaders haha
>>43316223Hugh Jelly has a cutie mark so he can't join in the first place
>>43316223He'd give jelly to everyone to help everypony get their cutie mark through... consuming jelly.
i want to meet hugh jelly in real life he seems cool
>>43316223Hugh Jellystein
>>43317920Oh no D:
>>43317920Is it illegal to eat jelly now?
>>43318641yes celestia said so
>>43319168No she didn't. She approves of this jelly business.
>>43264554
>>43319482HE'S REAL!!! I want one so bad...
>>43264554Nothing. Society just isn't ready for him.
>>43319482cool
mom found the jelly jar
>>43264554ponies just dont appreciate the wonders of jelly
>>43264554he makes me jelly
>>43321892Literally?
>>43322133yes
>>43264554I could go for some jelly right about now. Could you spare some for me?
>>43323305no sorry all of the jelly is all for hugh jelly only.
>>43323623Aww... share some please!
>>43324175no
>>43324746Rude.
>>43264554HE IS COVERED IN JAM WHICH CAN GO BAD
>>43319482This is a really good plushie. Is it available to get?
lol
>>43326598Totally not about the RD cum jar.
>>43326598>he doesnt know
>>43327137it is though
>>43325609Hugh Jelly IS my jam.
>>43328748very true
>>43264554i want to meet him irl
>>43329706Who doesn't?
>>43330347people who dont understand the glory of hugh jelly
>>43330771I hope such a thing doesn't exist. I mean seriously! How do you not know perfection!!!
>>43331502yeah its nuts
>>43264554>>43286557feels like Badumsquish is missing opportunity to draw him with a (slimepony) Jellypony waifu
>>43332253I'd love to see that. Perfect fit!
>>43332253>Badumsquishdoes he use 4chan
>>43265267Yes! I am!
>>43333721probably
>>43335194In a pile of jelly...
>>43333721Well he uses the word 'faggot' so most likely yes.
>>43264554>"That's it jam colt, cover yourself good so those pesky flies don't ruin my golf game."
>>43335849jam mare
>>43335849Cover me up with jam!
>>43335194literally me
>>43335194Figuratively me
>>43335194Hypothetically me
>>43335194Theoretically me
>>43335194Unequivocally me
>>43335194Occasionally me
>>43335194Superficially me
>>43335194Causally me
>>43266148>you will never have a loving mare hairdresser who will groom you (in the good way)>y live...
>>43335194Affectively me
>>43337121You will never be covered in jam by Daring Do of the British Empire.
>>43337900Look at the jammy look on their faces, they know what they're doing.
>>43337900party in the jelly
>>43337900I want to join in.
>>43337900There's just something off about ponies with a gray coat and blonde mane...
>>43339615... But not Hugh Jelly!
>>43339615What's wrong?
>>43339615They're perfection.
>>43341985father and daughter
>>43341985Now I want a jelly muffin.
>>43341985Deep lore...
>>43264554How'd they get away with this? With that look on his face, this must be his fetish.
>>43343607There's a lot of fetishes in the whole show.
>>43264554what are those dots in the jelly
>>43344093Yeah, but how many times does it look like the characters are mid-orgasm?
>>43344690Seeds and feed
>>43345294Few, maybe?
>>43345297Is it Sneed's? Applejack's?
>>43346409applejacks yeah
>>43264554someone should do this irl haha
>>43347421Her cum as jelly?
>>43348714Yes.
>>43348714i want to drink applejack's pussy juice
>>43350235Mare is pleased Hugh Jelly buys her wares.
>>43350235I ship them both!
>>43269247yes like bees
>>43350235There are ponies that only sell one thing? Must not make much profits at all.
>>43353033oh they will make bank from the ponies that have the cutie mark for it
>>43353033I'll buy all of that mares wares!!!
>>43350235Do they fuck?
>>43354487yes and that's how derpy was born
