What if mares like Pinkie fuck any Stallion that asks for it on their borthdays so there is no incel chuds in Equestria? (That and the huge mare/stallion ratio helps.
Imagine being a stallion who has his birthday on the same day as another one and you both wanna fuck Pinkie Pie. That would be such a pain.
>>43266747Just try to be the first that gets the gift!
>>43266755But then it'd turn into a competition to get to her first and then she'd feel bad when she realizes that she's made somepony's special day into a battle.
>>43266747Imagine if there were a hundred stallions with the same birthday, and Pinkie had to suck all their dicks.
>>43266781I think that's too much partying for her, gotta be reasonable.
>>43266781imagine if Pinkie had a dick and fucked all the stallions assholes until they were screaming and crying and begging her to stop
>>43266796That doesn't seem like it'd be fun for her or them. You may not know Pinkie Pie's character well enough, I'd recommend watching the show more.
>>43266800>unironically saying this in a thread that suggests Pinkie is a massive whore
>>43266806One's more out of character than the other, though both are out of character as a whole.
>>43266781That's why I am saying mares like her, not only her you silly anon. Pinkie only takes care of Ponyville's stallions!
>>43266745What if Pinkie Pie died and I never had to look at that stupid pink animal ever again?
>>43266815Be nice to the horsie.
>>43266816No. She's loud and annoying.
>>43266745>What if [they're just like modern women in x horrible way thread #209329]Kys yourself
>>43266821No she wouldn't be like a real foid, because pinkie wouldn't care about how a stallion looks, but would o ly fuck him because she has fun doing it, and they have fun doing it.
>>43266819I bet she could be quiet and gentle around you if it'd make you feel comfortable.
>>43266821Since when do modern women make sure that every unlovable chud gets some assWhat timeline are you living in anon
>>43266828I don't want her around me at all
>>43266811>be anon>living in Manehattan suburbs because Ponyville is full and your ass can't afford Canterlot>clock strikes 12:00 AM on your birthday>a pink blur crashes through your window, plowing into your clothes hamper in a tangle of pink limbs>it rises to its legs with insect-like quickness, panting and wide-eyed, terrifying in its movement>Pinkie Pie>she dives under the blankets of your bed before your fight-or-flight even fully kicks in>jackhammers her muzzle onto your dick in a desperate bid to make you cum as quick as possible>it works>immediately hops back out onto the floor, glancing to a glitter-bedazzled list>"Two down and only a few thousand more to goooo!" she says in a panic, voice fading away as she hops back out the window into a full gallop>kicked out of your apartment because of the property damage
>>43266832I don't think you're being very fair to her.
>>43266745Then her actual talent would be the spread of STDs
>>43266837Now that's a hardworking pony.
>>43266838So?
>>43266839Everyone has stds nowadays. Join the club. I have herpes from chrysalis.
>>43266839Equestria doesn't actually have STDs, they eradicated all venereal diseases centuries ago.
go away stinkie pie
>>43266837I mean... pinkie couldn't be the only mare that likes partying and shit, besides, not thaat much stallions with a birthday on the same day anon. Like, Pinkie takes care of what? A couple stallions every now and then, because those with a stable sexual partner are out of the equation, as well as very youngh colts. It'd be done in order for the least amount of ponies to be as bitter as >>43266815
>>43266853>It'd be done in order for the least amount of ponies to be as bitter as >>43266815This assumes that the thing that caused people to become bitter assholes is lack of sex rather than other more fundamental problems, like lack of social validation and/or a support system. In fact, many bitter assholes have sex and it doesn't fix them!
>>43266745I WOULD LET PINKIE DO LITERALLY ANYTHING SHE WANTS TO ME GOD I LOVE HER SO MUCH!!!
>>43266859She'd want to feed you tasty treats that she cooked herself.
>>43266855I mean... sure some would fall between the cracks but... they'd be the less.
>>43266869I feel like focusing on trying to make sure everypony has friends they can rely on is a much more effective way to reduce societal problems. And hey, Pinkie's already doing that so you can appreciate her for that too!
>>43266869i could fix him
>>43266855>This assumes that the thing that caused people to become bitter assholes is lack of sexMost people can't even comprehend this. I learned to hate before I got my first erection.
>>43266829I love that you posted Rarity for that message lol
>>43266872Well... I've got some friends I can rely on and I am still a fucking incel chud wanting to kms so... yes, sex is a main issue.
>>43266881Do you think you'd want to not kill yourself if you had sex once a year as compared to if you had a close friend circle who you had fun with on a regular basis and you knew you were an invaluable part of their lives?
>>43266882Both are important anon, is like trying to choose between oxygen and water.
>>43266881If you wanna have sex so bad, just go fuck yourself since you're a giant pussy.
I'm not really an incel, but I find I just pretty much hate all humans, women and men both, just each for different reasons, but 99% of humans literally do not deserve to live in my eyes. I'm just locking myself up in my house until I finally get to leave this hellhole (into eternal nothingness, most likely. Yes, life really is such a grand experience, whoopee.)
>>43266883Sure, romantic and even sexual intimacy do matter to people but I do think one yearly pity fuck would not fix the vast majority of people who yearn for those things. That leaves 364 and a quarter days a year where you're being unfulfilled, that's a lot.
>>43266886This but I am actually an incel
>>43266895You're not missing out on much. Sex with a woman that isn't into you because you're not a 9/10 (even though she's only a 5/10 at best) is just a miserable experience. The only thing it did was convince me that never in my life I am going to "settle" again (so I'll be single until the day I die, which is fine with me).
>>43266745>Sure, romantic and even sexual intimacy do matter to people but I do think one yearly pity fuck would not fix the vast majority of people who yearn for those things. That leaves 364 and a quarter days a year where you're being unfulfilled, that's a lot.NTA but we are talking about if there were stallions in Equestria that were incel(s), would having sex with Pinkie Pie (presumably whenever he/she both want to/is consenting, and whenever it's convenient) fix them. So I don't see anywhere where that implies that somepony is unfulfilled, just 'cause you don't wanna have sex more than once per-year with an incel chud doesn't mean Pinkie Pie won't.
>>43266901>just 'cause you don't wanna have sex more than once per-year with an incel chud doesn't mean Pinkie Pie won't.Pinkie is the type of girl to do it more than once a day.
>>43266899I know Anon. The only good interaction I've ever had with a woman is when I hit one. No pussy could ever make me feel as good as I did that day.Anyways, ponies.
>>43266908Kek based.
>>43266908This you?
>>43266745Any stallion that is not currently penetrating a mare, or that is not pleasing a mare or basking in the pleasant, soothing afterglow of sex with a mare, is an incel.
>>43266886>>43266899>>43266908Would you be happy with a changeling gf that just wants to feed on your love?
>>43266919I'm only going for my dream in Equestria, which is a peaceful farm life with a sweet Earth pony, both of us working the land and raising a family together through thick and thin.Obviously I'm an Applejack fan but she's not my waifu or the pony I imagine in this idyllic scenario. I just want a quiet peaceful life in a community where I am valued and my existence is appreciated.
>>43266919Me? Yes. Absolutely
>>43266745I know Rarity's usually memed as the town bicycle, but the real answer is probably Pinkie. She's probably banged 80% of town just to see the other pony smile.
>>43266928Rarity is a slut, but she's too picky so she only bangs Chad stallions and then is still too choosey so she ends up alone.
>>43266918I am very concerned about you, anon. You'll need some serious help to learn to be comfortable in Equestria.
>Be Gizmo>You never had a marefriend growing up>some of them were your "friends" but they'd never "seen you as something more">all your stallion friends tells you to be confident, that some mare will fall eventually>you try to be confident>you got laughed at and ridiculed by the mare you tried to rizz up>a sexy mare finally compliments you>she only steals your sparragus.>finally your birtdhay comes by>a sudden preassure on your chest wakes you up.>you blink a couple times and you see a pink mare with big blue eyes in front of you>"Hello Birthday boy! I've heard you've been feeling a little lonely and blue, and that you wanted to have some "special" fun with a mare! So don't worry I'll make your birthday super-duper special!">she suddenly takes a party canon out of her tail and shots confetti, and somehow birthday hats to both of your heads>before you could answer, she kisses you, more passionately that you've could ever imagined.>she fucks your brains out>feels good man.jpg>you spend the rest of the year patiently waiting for her to come around next year and make you feel special.>life's not so bad
>>43266947Entertaining green, well done!
>>43266853>as well as very youngh coltsSo, she would do it with older colts? Oh my..
>>43266745Mares are the Incel chuds.
>>43266745>the huge mare/stallion ratio1:1?
>>43266919Fuck no. That's like, marginally better than a 3dpd but still not desirable.
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/88780/pinkie-pie-sucks-a-hundred-dicks
>>43266919Gladly
