>>43267895
Turns out peanut butter crackers go to the tits hips and ass more than ice cream does...

>>43267894
Such a nice outfit on Pinkie there

>>43268471
Hard to decide which I like more

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>>43264958
EQG Stream this Sunday at 4pm UTC!
We'll be watching the Summertime Shorts and the first half of the 1st season of Better Together!
aaaand also playing UT2004 and Gartic Phone
>Countdown
https://www.tickcounter.com/countdown/10417862/eqg-stream
Hoping to see (You) there!

>>43268637
Imagine how hard it must be for her to get those pants on.

>>43268637
>>43268664
>Rear view of thicc glimglam absolutely struggling hard to get those pants up her huge jiggling butt.
I would be a man of only so much restraint.

>>43268857
I love the cute sexy bunnygirls

>>43268927
>cute
>giant mammoth thighs
Oh you browns say the darnest things

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>>43269116
You have to be 18 or older to post here.

>>43267894
Who's the artist? Need more of this artstyle

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I hit a wall.
I'll overcome it probably.

>>43269545
I believe you will!

>>43268857
I must breed them like rabbits

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>"...TWILIGHT! WAKE THE FUCK UP! THE MIRROR MALFUNCTIONED AGAIN!"

>>43267273
>Then I'll post the green with her and then the Windy Whistles green and then whatever I said I'd do next in the post from however long ago where I listed my query of projects.
Do you have to? Anons ITT might drag me for this but I'm tired of eqg greens being just different versions of the same basic Anonwaifu plot. I think its overrated. I don't want to get fics from Fimfic that place is a little too gay and cringe for me to be honest. Not saying there's anything wrong in here that everyone should change up their ways, but you are maybe the only writefag I think I could count on to make something actually different sometimes. I know you probably won't anytime soon because that doesn't bring in readers around here, but for what its worth, I will read it. As long as its good enough and finally not waifuslop everyone eats up asking for seconds. Not sure if I'll make another post about this so whatever.

>>43269968
Die.

>>43269968
Greens in this thread barely get acknowledged as it is, so this is just super encouraging.

>>43269853
Damn, these two are cute.

>>43269113
Cozy campfire gatherings must be great.

>>43269968
I don't know if this post was intended to be a troll or not. Like the best trolls he touches on a minor issue, that a lot of folks write waifu stories. It's not wrong, in and of itself, to acknowledge there can be more to EQG stories
In the end, so what?
Sure I could point out that at present Power Chord and Alanamous defy that but would that convince him?
No idea.
Now the execution of his post was, well, bad.
It takes a lot of motivation to write these stories.
ANY discouragement should be avoided!
It's entirely possible to make positive suggestions like story seeds.
Or, crazy thought but bear with me, write the stories you want to read!
I mean, it's probably a mistake to take after me. I'm NUTS writing multi-month projects with a dozen characters.
But darn if I don't still enjoy reading them.
Start as slow and simple as you need to and trust that you'll grow from there.

Some not strictly waifu story seeds:
Ponyville suffers some kind of disaster and it's residents have to evacuate through the portal for lack of better options.
A walk through the county fair.
Or here's an advanced idea.
Write a story from Filthy Rich's POV showing how, despite no one understanding, he gives advice and makes deals that improve Canterlot.

>>43269968
>dude just drop the smut your in the middle of writing and write what I want instead
lmao this guy

>>43271744
A different kind of rampage-y now

>>43269545
Best of luck

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>>43271930
Speaking of rampage, it's kinda funny how regular Spike can be humanized (or a anthropomorphized) as a shota, a literal dwarf, a femboy, a generic shonen protag, a gigachad (even before it became canon)... but there seems to be a consensus that Spikezilla is Broly.

>>43272687
I’d assume there’s a lot less characters like Broly, so there’s less to choose from.

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booty bump

>>43269374
nell joestar

>>43273083
Very nice work. Well done drawfren!

>>43273083
fertile nerd queen

>>43272687
>Spikezilla choking Twilight with his ass cheeks.

>>43273083
Bit too big. Have you drawn "the camp lady"?

>>43273532
Can't you generate her yourself with AI these days.

>>43269113
This shot of them is super cute

>>43273083
Bit too small.
nice to see your art again

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>>43267273
Finally read this. Best part of the epilogue imo was when Mama Sunset was watching them bone. Also when the two Sunsets kissed. That was hot.

I hope you paste this one Grey, because I'll definitely go back to it now and then. Thanks again for writing it.

>>43273967
Tall sun goddess makes my dick get tall

>>43268637
Damn she’s so cute and sexy.

>>43273529
Can’t unsee

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>>43268645
EQG Stream starting in just 1 hour!
>Countdown
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>Cytube
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>>43275379
Starting!
>Cytube
https://cytu dot be/r/EQG-Stream
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>>43272355
It’s like she knows her tits are going to be stared at, so she encourages it.

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>>43274108
https://ponepaste.org/11929
>I hope you paste this one Grey, because I'll definitely go back to it now and then. Thanks again for writing it.
Thank you and you're welcome.
>>43273083
>>43268637
Very nice stuff! I kinda want to draw Starlight Glimmer too now, but I'm still caught up with all the things mentioned below for now.
>>43269968
Something tells me you read a past rant of mine. Unfortunately, I will continue to write what I'm writing, but I think there's a chance you'll like what's coming next, regardless. You caught me at the perfect time.
>>43273100
I still think Nell Joestar and Xan-Gelx who drew >>43268857 should collab, as their artstyles would go really well together in my opinion.

Pinkie green coming next, I'll try not to make it take too long, depending on how many people choose to read it. Pic related is a WIP of the cover art for my FimFic prose rewrite of Busty Wallflower Debauchery. It's related to the thread, so I figured I might as well mention that.

>>43276278
>>43276485
Womanly curves always make me weak

>>43276528
I enjoy a nerd Chryssy

>>43276485
She rocks every one of those outfits.

>>43276250
It’s a shame you only made the paste now. More readers would have seen it if you made it in April when you started the green then updated it incrementally.

>>43276600
Same, but the only nerd part about that pic are the glasses
And not even nerd glasses
>>43276899
I want to eat ice cream with her so bad

>>43277260
As for me I want to cream in her so bad

>>43277260
>Same, but the only nerd part about that pic are the glasses
>And not even nerd glasses
You're not wrong I guess.

>>43276899
>The ice-cream goes straight to her tits ass and thighs

>>43277876
Pinkie’s is probably my favorite out of that bunch

>>43267895
These two are always so cute together.

>>43278086
The one equation I would not mind solving

>>43277876
The top of cadences dress does it for me
Damn that is hot

>>43278772
Then out of ten Moon Woman

>When it came time to apply scents for the next girl, well Pinkie, Rainbow handed me an unmarked bottle.
>Rainbow explained "Pinkie had us combine all of our scents, plus hers, into this. That's all I can say for now."
>Well that was unexpected, but I applied it as instructed.
>I don't think it actually smelled all that great. But if it was to bad, then the girls probably had a backup plan.
>We walked to school and met the others in front. Rainbow got a last hug and kiss before turning me over to Pinkie.
>Pinkie hugged me, took a long sniff, smiled and said "Mmm, French cathouse! I like it!"
>As we went to the lockers Pinkie monologued "All right Nonny, you're mine today. But I have a few more,.. quirks than my friends do. Which is to say I'm your FREAKY girlfriend!" She then produced some pink and fuzzy handcuffs and explained "These are TOY handcuffs. They each have two buttons at the bottom that unlock them and I have the key as well. I want you to wear them on your side beltloops for the day please."
>"And this is a collar and leash." She stated as she put the collar on me very loosely."It's so I can let my tall boyfriend know his shorter girlfriend wants a kiss."
>Then she tugged at the collar and I kissed her.
>We arrived at the lockers and watched Rainbow's get a glow up.
>Pinkie stopped me before I touched my locker saying "Okay Nonny, I'm NOT going to tell you everything until well after school, but for now I want you to know that I'm okay with the girls getting handsy with you and you can get handsy with them too! If they can convince you to fuck them then I'll allow it if I can watch. That's all for now."
"Just to clarify, what do you mean exactly by 'handsy'?" I asked nevously.
>With a bouncy smile Pinkie responded "I'm sure you'll find out once we're inside your locker. But until then others can see us."
>The other girls were cack,.. er chuckling with a predatory air about them.
>But for now I focused on what I wanted to improve in the locker: Finish the bathroom, upgrade the first aid kits, and improve the channel selection.
>I touched my locker and it rumbled for about 15 seconds.
>When we opened it we checked the first aid kit for any changes.
>It had been upgraded to be equal to the one Nurse Redheart had shown me yesterday.
>Across from the living room there was now a line drawing of a doorway with the title 'Master Bedroom' on it.
>That was unexpected, but we continued on to the bathroom.
>The bathroom appeared to have been completed, but we confirmed the first aid kit had been upgraded first. Then we headed back to check on the showers and massive jaccuzi/bathtub.
>As others conducted inspections of water flow/temperature/drainage, I stood nearby as Pinkie rolled my shirt up and blurted "Let's mark him girls!" And then she kissed my chest.

>>43278952
>Fluttershy was next to kiss my chest and then Pinkie asked her "Do you want to hold his leash?"
>Fluttershy was surprised at first, then quickly smiled and said "Yes please." Then she quickly pulled her shirt up and her bra down and tugged me into kissing her exposed nipple!"
>Fluttershy then proceeds to tell me how much she is looking forward to fucking me again as the other girls laugh and put their lip prints on my chest. One or two of them, no way to tell, even wrote something just above my beltline.
>Pinkie then informed Fluttershy "Okay everyone has marked him. Time to let him go test the gloryholes." And Fluttershy released me and handed the leash back to Pinkie who rushed me into my stall and demanded "Pants down."
As I complied I realized I had to get ahead of this saying "Shouldn't we test these things before we stick any anatomy through them? We can't replace my cock after all."
>Pinkie considered and stated "I suppose that's true. What kind of test did you have in mind?"
"These tesseracted gloryholes should work both ways. Just have the girls push a note through without sticking their fingers in to test. If the notes come out readable they should be okay."
>Pinkie smiled and said "That sounds great Nonny! Okay girls, you heard him. Write him a gloryhole note to encourage him to stick it in and he'll read them out loud."
>I breathed a sigh of relief as she rushed to her own stall. Soon the notes started coming and I read them aloud as instructed.
"I'm going to ride you hard and put you away wet. If that's okay?"
"Oh no! A huge wyrm has appeared and now I must smother it with my maiden's mouth!"
"I want to fondle your apples! (Balls)"
"Stick it in! I'll do crutches again!!!"
"I'll decide what hole to use once you stick it in darling."
"Time's wasting! Let's go go go!"
"All of the above!"
>Pinkie asked, presumably from her stall, "So did it work as expected Nonny?"
"Yes Pinkie. I have to say it did. I was right to insist on testing though." I said.
>Pinkie agreed "Yeah that idea made a LOT of sense I admit. So now I want you to choose a hole and stick it all the way in!"
>There was a lot of giggling at that!
>Well I had clear orders from my girl of the day and the tesseracted gloryholes were color coded by skin tones, so into Pinkie's 'hole' it went.
>Several hands grabbed me and pulled me fully in!
>It was an ambush!
>Pinkie called out in a singsong voice "Oh Nonny? Are you still confused on what I meant when I said the girls were allowed to get handsy?"
"I think I'm getting it. Are you ALL in Pinkie's stall?" I asked
>Pinkie responded "Let's find out! Tongues out ladies!"

>>43278956
>The hands and fingers disappeared as they rearranged themselves.
>Then there was a tongue on each of my hanging balls. (It was warm there and that's a natural reaction!)
>Four more appeared! Two on each side of my cock!
>The last one appeared by licking the tip. All seven were in there!
"Okay you're all in there!" I declared. "But we still have to finish checking the living room too."
>Pinkie sighed loudly and said "Fine clever boy. But you won't be able to run forever!"
>They let me out of the glory hole and once I opened the stall door Pinkie was waiting to take my arm.
As we passed the bathroom mirrors I said "Wait a sec. I want to see what you girls wrote on me." And pulled my shirt up quickly.
>On my left hip "Free cock" was written with an arrow pointing helpfully. And on my right hip it was "Fuck me!"
>Pinkie asked me "Aww. Isn't that cute? You know you REALLY should put out if you're going to tease us like that."
"That argument would have a great deal more weight if I was the one that wrote it." I stated deadpan as I tucked my shirt back in.
>Pinkie considered "Hmm, so since it's my day would you write on yourself if I asked you too?"
"Well alright, yes I would." I had to admit.
>With a mischievous giggle Pinkie declared "You heard him girls. Text me suggestions for him to write on himself!"
>I could only sigh in response as they giggled.
>We got to the living room and confirmed the first aid kit had been upgraded.
>The selection of channels for the girls was also now complete as I quickly confirmed.
>There was an additional surprise. We all now had wireless game controllers in our skin tone. The girls controllers were on their respective wall and mine was below the TV.
>And apparently I had a big smile on my face. But the girls just said "Thank you Anon." in unison.
"You girls are so very, very welcome." I said with a bit more emotion than I intended.
>Pinkie then added "I can't wait to play strip Mario Kart with you!"
>Applejack asked "How does that work?"
>Pinkie answered "If a girl wins, she gets to take a piece of clothing off of Nonny and he gets to take one off of her."
>My Queen then added "And if my King wins then he gets to take a piece of clothing off of every girl."
>Just then the agreed upon alarm rang on all our phones to let us know it was time to get to class.

>>43278960
>As we filed out, Pinkie insisted that I have an arm around her shoulder with my hand on her boob and she asked me to let the rest of my girlfriends 'have access'.
>So I was groped, touched, and fondled on the way to class and gave no resistance.
>Once in class it was time for hugs with manners which each girl enjoyed.
>Then I could FINALLY sit at my desk and calm the heck down.
>Guess again on that. Here come senpai with a BIG smile.
>As she sits her small frame down on my lap again and flashes me, I see she isn't even wearing panties this time!
>Then she presses a moist cloth into my hand and says "Those are my soaked panties. You can put them in your pocket later. But I wanted to talk to you about something else."
"What would you like to talk about senpai?" I asked as my cock starts to get hard again from her heat.
>Her waist is fidgeting as I speak.
>Senpai says matter of factly "Your locker is turning into something quite special kohai and I wanted to make a suggestion for your consideration."
Fuck it, I'm playing into this. With only a tiny gasp, I manage to evenly ask "What would you like me to do for you senpai?"
>She's enjoying herself as she says "Mmm, asking me such a leading question. Good boy. But your next focus in the locker is the bedroom correct? And that's going to be inspired by what I told you about harem housing?"
"Seemed like a pretty good idea to listen to what you told me, yeah. You had something more specific in mind I'm guessing?" I answered while breaking into a light pant at the end.
>Senpai said "Mmm yeah. Based on what we've seen that entire space will take several days to create. So we'd like you to focus on making your bed first and THEN expanding the space and do our beds last please."
"And why do I already know you have specific ideas about my bed?"
>With a wild smile senpai declared "Because you're a good boy who pays attention. We want a BIG four poster with a canopy and tie off points to restrain you with. Something that could sleep all of us at once if possible, but it's okay if you have to grow into that."
"Sounds like you have specific ideas. Maybe this is something we should all talk about tonight?" I inquired.
>Senpai grinned and agreed "Probably a good idea to gather some pics together to help you visualize. Okay, we'll do that then."
>And she got up and went back to her seat, leaving a wet spot on my crotch.
>Her panties went into my pocket as I had been told.
>After that it actually DID calm down until lunch.
>Pinkie made an incredible lunch for me, covered me in napkins to avoid stains, and asked me to avoid speaking while eating for speed because there was an activity planned.

>>43278962
>After she finished her own food, she launched into a monologue "Nonny first of all I want to say thank you. You've been great even though you don't really know what's happening and I wanted to explain why I haven't told you yet. Basically I only get this one time to surprise you. After today you'll have a much better idea of what to expect but for today, I want to enjoy surprising you for my first time with my boyfriend. But to be clear, you ARE doing good and I'm having a great time."
>I indicated my understanding with facial expressions.
>Pinkie hugged me and said "Good boy! Now keep eating because the girls and I have more fun planned."
>Honestly knowing her motivation and clarifying that I wouldn't be in the dark in the future helped a fair deal with the anxiety that had been rather pointlessly building up.
>Then I was done eating and I helped clean up of course.
>After clean up Pinkie told me "Okay Nonny, now we're going to take those handcuffs and secure your hands behind your back. Ladies please remember that he can't catch himself if he falls so please be careful as you touch, tweak, and grope him on the way to the locker."
>Then Pinkie took the lead of the leash I was still wearing and led me out of the cafeteria in a public display as my other girls felt me up.
>Outside the cafeteria, the 3 figures of the Disciplinary Committee were waiting for us.
>My Queen turned to me and informed "We arranged an escort to your safe locker to obey school rules while still getting some privacy.
>I nodded in response.
>Adagio looked at me and took a moment to say "Anonymous I'm impressed. SO many other boys wouldn't wear stuff like that even in private and you just marched through the cafeteria in it because one of your girls asked you to."
I shrugged my shoulders and replied "It's Pinkie's special day today and I want her first time to go as close to how she's been planning it as I can make it."
>Adagio just smiled in response and soon we arrived at my locker and went inside.
>Once in the living room Pinkie announced "Okay Nonny we're gonna play a SEXY game! What's gonna happen is that Fluttershy and I are gonna hug you REAL tight! And because we have the biggest boobs, you won't be able to see the area around you any lower than our massive mammaries."
> "And then when I say, one of the girls (excluding me) is going to silently touch your cock. IF you can guess who it is, you can fuck her for the rest of lunch in any hole and any position. If you guess wrong, then we increase your exposure by a step and another girl has a turn. Understand?"
"I understand the rules you've explained. I don't understand why you'd want me fucking another girl on your first day, but if you tell me this will make you happy then I'll do it."
>Pinkie looked me in the eye and said "I know it's a bit confusing for you right now, but yes this will make me happy and you'll understand later. I promise."

>>43278964
"Well okay then." I responded. "Let the games begin."
>Pinkie just said "Start." and instantly I was being felt up through my pants.
I guessed "Applejack."
>Pinkie said "Ohh, I'm sorry Nonny but that's incorrect. Someone please lower his zipper for round 2."
>Applejack asked "Why'd ya guess me? I thought we did a fair amount of positions?" with a smile.
"Years of hard work have given you hands the most, gonna say 'character' here, so if the game is intended to go to the end of lunch, then hiding your hands with my pants makes sense." I stated.
>Applejack smiled at my fumbling explanation and insisted "So if I get my hands on your meat, I'm gonna win!"
>With that, I had to revise my assesment of this game. These girls didn't want to just tease me. They wanted my cock!
Then the next round began with fingers sliding in through my zipper and I guessed "Senpai."
>Pinkie said "Sorry Nonny. Okay undo the top snap of his pants and his belt please."
>From behind me and to my left senpai asked "If you REALLY want to pound me, just keep saying my name kohai."
"I just associated being felt through my downed zipper most closely with you senpai." I said.
The next round was a whole hand groping me over my underwear and I guessed "Fluttershy."
>Once again Pinkie responded "Sorry Nonny. Okay pull his erection out through the front panel of his briefs please."
>Fluttershy merely raised an eyebrow to question me.
I responded to her with "You were quite eager to get my pants undone, but stopped at my underwear. I was reminded of that is all."
>Fluttershy smiled in response.
"Real quick because I don't want to disappoint anyone, but that's probably the last cock handling association I have.
>The next round was a hand stroking up and down the length of my cock and I guessed "My Queen."
>Again Pinkie said "Sorry Nonny. Down with his briefs please."
>Then Pinkie added "You may feel a draft, but guess right and it gets hot real quick!"
"By this point, I'm just hoping every girl gets a turn." I said with a casualness I didn't really feel.
>All of a sudden Pinkie went wide-eyed and she looked at me and stated "Say. That. Again."
"I'm just hoping every girl gets a turn." I restated.
>Pinkie's smile went feral as she said "Good boy." and shuddered.
>While I was enjoying watching her, the hand on my cock and balls made me realize something else.

>>43278971
"Pinkie, I'm close." I said.
>Without breaking eye contact with me Pinkie ordered "Okay, whoever's turn it is, get your mouth on his cock and bring him off! You're getting a treat!"
>Suddenly there was a mouth on my cock and another on each of my balls.
>Hands were stroking my butt as well.
>Several voices were urging me to release with words like "Yes!, Go ahead!, Shoot it!, and Oh yeah!"
>Pinkie and Fluttershy released me just as I was starting to shoot so I could see my Queen taking and swallowing my load!
When I had caught my breath after I finished I told her "Thank you my Queen."
>She smiled back up at me and said "I could get used to that."
>I could only give a tired smile in response.
>By that point lunch was almost over so we cleaned up and went to class.
>Man this was getting a bit crazy.
>I had expected that, at some point, the girls would share me among themselves a bit more freely. But not before all of them had their first time!
>Pinkie had probably not been exaggerating when she declared she was my freakiest girlfriend.
>And while I really, really wanted to understand her likes, kinks, and quirks, she was holding back from spoonfeeding me so she could see my surprise! Sure that was easy to understand in principal, but it gets a bit more complicated when ALL of your girlfriends were treating you like their favorite toy.
>Well at least I was back in class now and things were generally pretty tame in this period.
>Just one more period after this and I would be alone with Pinkie in a much calmer atmosphere.
>But that period was PE.
>And it was weight room day!
>Aw hell.
>Still, nothing for it but to put on a brave face and deal with whatever may come.
>Plus, these girls DID care about me.
>For PE we assembled outside for roll call before heading into the weight room via the narrow hallway in our respective harem groups.
>Pinkie had us go in last today. She was also carrying a clipboard with a large amount of paper on it.
>She led me by my arm into the hallway and when we got halfway in, she gasped!
>I stopped as she exclaimed "Oh shoot! Nonny I just remembered something!"
"What's that?" I asked plainly.
>Pinkie smiled as she declared "This is a trap!"

>>43278974
I sighed and asked "What would you like me to do dear?"
>In a rapidfire fashion Pinkie commanded "Good boy! Put your back against the wall, hands behind your back, and spread your legs wider than your shoulders."
>Suddenly Fluttershy was in front of me and pressing her body into mine. Thanks to my spread legs I was looking up at her and she was enjoying that. She reached behind my head and pulled my face into her massive boobs.
>My cock began to rise at that.
>Fluttershy purred into my ear "Tomorrow you're mine and we are going to fuck like rabbits!"
>Then she released my head and moved past.
>My Queen was next in front of me and pressing in. Her height advantage let her pop a nipple in my mouth, so she did! "Your cock is going to help me tell SO many stories!" she declared.
>My Queen moved on and Applejack moved in declaring "You have the right tool to help me around the farm and I'm gonna show ya how to use it!"
>Senpai was in front of me next and smiling. As she lowered my zipper with one hand, she fondled my balls with the other and lustily informed me "I LOVE when your balls empty themselves DEEP inside me! Let's do that again REAL soon!"
>Senpai pulled away and Rarity started rubbing her thigh between my legs and pressing her hard nipples into me asking "Are you awake dear?"
"I won't fall asleep on you like this." I said with a smile.
>With a smile Rarity said "Better not." and licked my neck.
>Then Rarity spun away and Rainbow charged in, grabbing my butt with both hands and asking "Care for a bonus round?"
"Would love to, but I don't think that's my call today." I said.
>With a sinister giggle, Rainbow moved away as Pinkie watched.
>Seemed strange that Pinkie wasn't moving in on me.
"Pinkie. It's your day so I'd enjoy it if you took advantage of me too." I informed her.
>That got a leering smile from her and she said "Yeah you would. But come on. Plenty more molesting is gonna happen."
>So I followed her into the weight room while feeling frustrated in a couple of ways.
>The weight room was a different experience today.
>The girls weren't 'accidentally' or lightly touching today.
>They were straight up groping me!
>Hands rested on my shorts assertively.
>Hands also went IN my shorts assertively!
>Every girl except Pinkie kissed me.
>Most of them shoved their tits in my mouth.
>Several guided my hands into their shorts.
>And during all of this Pinkie smiled and watched and gave the girls suggestions.

>>43278978
>Then class was almost over and Pinkie spoke up while referencing her clipboard. "Okay Nonny, It's time for choice boyfriend!"
I responded "Wasn't that 'Boyfriends choice'?"
>With an evil giggle Pinkie declared "I'm changing it up a bit! Now knowing you, if I take myself out of the selection, you'll choose the two that haven't had a chance to be next to you right?"
"That sounds right." I admitted.
>Pinkie kept going "Yes it does. That means it's Twilight and Fluttershy, who you teased initially."
"I'm not sure I'd say it that way." I protested.
>Pinkie smiled and said "Hush dear. I'm having some fun with this so it's going to go a bit different. Twilight has chosen the theme of 'small frame', and when she's in front of you, she faces you and climbs up on you! Fluttershy has chosen the theme of 'beast master' and when she's behind you she grabs your 'beast' and tries to get into the nearest willing hole."
>Senpai and Fluttershy had BIG smiles!
>Pinkie then urged us to get in line and she would bring up the rear.
>As senpai climbed into position she recalled "Remember kohai, no wasted cum. If you're about to blow, let us know. Okay Fluttershy, I'm in position."
>Fluttershy then reached INTO my shorts with BOTH hands and grabbed my hard cock. Then she pulled it straight up until senpai's covered crotch rested against the head. In my ear Fluttershy said "Her hole is your goal." with an obvious smile and a giggle.
>As we started moving, senpai's shorts were soon SOAKED and HOT against my member! Her groans and moans were constant as she kissed me endlessly.
>Fluttershy kept moving my cock against senpai's clit which was driving her wild. All the while telling me how much she wanted to fuck me too.
>And all the while the line moved at a crawl.
>By the time we were out of the hallway we were ALL panting for breath.
>Pinkie came up to us and instructed "Nonny you can put Twilight down now but please help keep her steady on her feet. And when you guys have caught your breath I have some scripts for you to read aloud please."
>I brought senpai over to a wall where she could lean to help support herself. Fluttershy and I also decided leaning was an excellent idea. Eventually I took a look at the simple scripts Pinkie had given us.
"Oh no." I said reflexively.
>In unison the girls said "Oh YES!"

>>43278983
Hello everyone! It's Tuesday and How to be Dense has updated!
And what an update it is! At the risk of tooting my own horn, I really enjoyed this one.
In my original vision Rainbow was going to go last, then I figured out what I wanted for Pinkie.
So as a behind-the-scenes reveal, Pinkie actually asked to go last!
And Pinkie's motives remain a mystery yet!
The hallway trap was originally envisioned for earlier in the story, but didn't feel right when I got to it.
Since Pinkie was always going to be the one to spring it, I moved it here.

NEXT WEEK
Sex and BONUS sex!
Pinkie's kinks revealed!
Also the next entry brings Act 2 to a close!
(But the story goes on in Act 3!)
In How to be Dense!
https://ponepaste.org/11423

>>43278998
Can’t wait

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Babysitter sex:
https://aws-mp4.rule34.xxx//images/587/9c0459379e0807db905d93202d09db0a.mp4?17549158

>>43279424
God I wish that was me

>>43278772
>>43279424
I want to be babysat by women who want to drain me!

>>43276528
Nice style

>>43268637
Those pants are barely hanging on

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Here's the instrumental version of the song “Feels Good to Be an EQGchad”
https://u.pone.rs/yrlagycx.mp3
It's not perfect, but it's the best I could do using devoice dot io, and considering the original is an AI song
I hope this is helpful to anyone who might be interested

>>43280442
Based expansion

>>43280807
A group hug with all three of them would be heaven

>>43280807
>>43280843
Preferably a nude group hug

>>43280442
Poor sunset, she just wanted to have some fun in the water.

>>43281534
Aww those are so cute

>>43280369
Neat

>>43276250
>Something tells me you read a past rant of mine
Eh..?

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>>43277871
Spike and Sweetie Bell use her as an ice cream dispenser when she's eaten too much ice cream and/or is on her period.

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>>43282642

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>>43283234
Please do not associate this thread with the other threads you just did that in.

>>43283097
For cuddling all night long with

>>43282756
That’s…not quite what they mean when they say it went to her bust

>>43283311
>pic is from January 2013 apparently
>that crossover reference
Blessed oldfag

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>>43283746
They mean it for her. Weight transfer magic is wacky like that.

>>43283097
Very nice

>>43269968
Fimfiction won't let anyone post pics considered too lewd which includes women with nipple bumps showing through so your post isn't entirely wrong there at least.

>>43284835
Megamilk Dazzlings.

>>43280369
I've looked around a bit and I'm not really seeing a page for commissioning Brandon to sing this. Do I have to join his fuckin dicksword or something?

>>43268537
Why not all three?

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>>43285118
>Do I have to join his fuckin dicksword or something?
Yeah, I don't think there's any other way.
The guy has trouble with payment sites because he can't receive money into an account in his name.
I guess you can work that out with him when you dm him, maybe sending the money into a friend's account or something.

>>43285648
fuuuuuuuck. i will try to do what must be done, then. to make it easier for him, could i also get the original song with the vocals, as well as the lyrics if they've been written out somewhere? i never actually saved the song myself.

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>>43285670
of course!
song:
https://u.pone.rs/laMAnlEf.mp3
lyrics:
https://u.pone.rs/toyefflh.txt
from: https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/41161504/#41165950
You're doing Celestia's work!

>>43285841
he has accepted my tribute and agreed to make his masterpiece

>>43285977
On that note, he tells me intends to release it alongside episode seven of his Brony at CHS series. According to the description of the trailer, that's going to be August 8th. A bit of a wait, but an artist must work at his own pace.

>>43286313
Cleavage like this makes me so happy to have eyes…

>>43286313
A hug a day from the busty sun goddess keeps the sadness away

>>43286633
Can you even get your arms around her with tits like that?

>>43286656
I can try

>>43285977
>>43285990
You're our hero...
Waiting two months will be painful, but it will definitely be worth it!
>>43286656
Well, this is interesting, what height do you usually give Celestia with this body type?
Because you can normally hug her around the waist and bury your face in her breasts if you imagine her big or you small, even though you assumed she's the same height as you and that her breasts are at your chest level.

>>43286692
I usually imagine her like eight feel tall no matter her other proportions. I just get the feeling if I tried to hug her like this my arms wouldn't meet behind her.

>>43269968
This whole board needs to be shutdown given its about some shitty fucking cartoon that aired almost 20 years ago that nobody gives a fuck about

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>>43286856
...The last good-ish season wasn't even 10 years ago yet. Are you baiting or retarded?

>>43286883
the last good season was season 1. awaken from your coma anon

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>>43286968
>It's one of *those* retards
I'll stop replying now only because I can't handle smelling you through the screen.
Have a wonderful day, sir.

>>43287025
>glimmerfag calls someone else smelly
oh muh iron knee

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>>43284835
Sunset is so lucky.

>>43287514
Oh my, extremely lucky indeed!

>>43287441
That video was funny to watch

>>43286313
Nice

>>43287514
I wouldn’t mind being plopped right in the middle of all that luck

>>43282642

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Page 7 after less than 15 minutes, I see.

>>43289001
Wish that was me she was looking down at.

>>43289001
Oh it this guy. I didn't realize he made mlp art, I thought he was co only

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>>43289848
Love that tiny bikini that just isn’t getting along with her curves

>>43267894

>>43290094
Good stuff

>>43290660
Cute!

>>43291030
Hot. Shame she doesn’t have any trigger discipline though. She should practice with my “cannon” first.

>>43291412
Big wings to carry around girls with big tits.

>>43290094
Wait
>>43276250
Grey?

>By the time we were out of the hallway we were ALL panting for breath.
>Pinkie came up to us and instructed "Nonny you can put Twilight down now but please help keep her steady on her feet. And when you guys have caught your breath I have some scripts for you to read aloud please."
>I brought senpai over to a wall where she could lean to help support herself. Fluttershy and I also decided leaning was an excellent idea. Eventually I took a look at the simple scripts Pinkie had given us.
"Oh no." I said reflexively.
>In unison the girls said "Oh YES!"

>This was confusing.
>My first thought was to ask Pinkie if she was sure.
>But SHE was the one who had just handed me the script while SMILING!
>So yeah, she was sure.
>This was what she wanted and it didn't really matter if I didn't understand the reasons yet.
>I had decided I was going to make them all HAPPY.
>Of course they were going to throw me some curveballs. I was quite guilty of that myself so I couldn't complain.
"Sorry, I just needed a moment to come to terms on this. To be fair I had imagined something like this might happen, just not on someone's first day." I said.
Then I looked at senpai and Fluttershy and asked "Due diligence compels me to ask if you ladies are okay with this?"
>Their answers came in the form of smiling nods.
>Those smiles were a hair away from being feral. Better not delay.
"Then take it away please senpai." I conceded.
>Senpai cleared her throat and read aloud "That was a lot of fun in there kohai."
>Fluttershy chimed in with an enthusiastic "Yeah."
"You girls were amazing! I feel so very lucky that I'm your boyfriend!" I said as I tried to read with proper emotion.
>Fluttershy asked "So what are you going to do now Anon?"
"Well I'm going back to Pinkie's place in the Pussy Wagon. Seems very likely I'm going to be unspeakably molested on the way." I stated.
>Pinkie spoke up with "Yup!"
>Fluttershy opined "That sounds wonderful!"
>Senpai agreed with "Yeah. Can we come with you?"
"Well it's Pinkie's day so it's her call to share me." I read aloud.
>Pinkie just said "SURE!"
"Thank you Pinkie. I'm a very lucky boyfriend." I stated.
>Senpai turned to Fluttershy and inquired "What do ya say? Wanna pop his threesome cherry with me?"
>Fluttershy just said "Yay."
"Thank you ladies. I feel like a very lucky boyfriend to get my threesome cherry popped... And scene!" I stated.

>>43292092
>Pinkie gushed "Great job everyone! Nonny, while you're changing, I don't want you to wash anything but your hands all right? I want every mark and scent to stay with you for a bit please."
"Yes dear." I said, because saying 'I understand' felt wrong.
>I went into the boys locker room, changed, and came out.
>The Pussy Wagon was parked in the fire zone again with the side door open and my Sisters, the Cheerleaders, in front of it. But no one else was out here.
>That was a bit unusual.
Even so I called out "Hello Sisters." in a cheery fashion and went over
>They answered in unison "Hello Brother. How has your day been?"
"As I suspect you already know, good but also confusing." I stated.
>They all chuckled and Apple Bloom asked "How are you holding up?"
"Trying to remind myself that I don't need a plan. I just need to roll with what I'm being asked to do in the moment. And I want to do that for Pinkie because she's already done a lot for me. I've lost track of how many meals she's made for me, all of them outstanding. And she's been there when I came into class stressed and given me a sympathetic ear. I want to give her the best first time I can and not let my silly ego get in the way."
>The cheerleaders just looked at me silently.
"She's right behind me isn't she?" I asked.
>They smiled and nodded.
>Great.
>I turned around and they were ALL behind me and smiling.
>Pinkie came up and hugged me saying "Nonny you've been GREAT! Both today and in general. Now roll up your shirt and show your Sisters what we did to you."
> I obediently did just that.
>Scootaloo smiled and said "You girls do good work."
>Sweetie Belle asked me "How'd they get you to stay still for it?"
"One of them popped a nipple in my mouth and suddenly I wasn't going anywhere else." I said.
>In unison they smiled and said "Classic."
"I regret nothing." I stated.
>Senpai lightly cleared her throat.
I got the message! "Well Sisters, with all of that cleared up, may we have permission to board please?" I asked with some urgency.
>In unison they responded "Of course Brother."
>As I got on the first bench seat with senpai and Fluttershy, Pinkie got on the second bench seat with Scootaloo.
>Pinkie then informed me, and the rest of the van, "Okay Nonny, I'm going to be taping this for those lonely nights and doing some narrating too." as she held her phone up.
"That's fine with me dear" I stated for the camera. "Just tell me what you want me to do."

>>43292097
>Pinkie smiled and said "Good boy. First thing for you is to get completely naked and put your clothes in the bag between your super powered Sisters. You aren't getting dressed again until I say so."
>All the other girls chuckled at that.
"I understand dear. Should I keep the collar and leash on?" I asked.
>Pinkie glanced at the other girls, who were smiling and nodding, and said "Yup."
>When I was naked, Pinkie told me "Okay Nonny. Lay down on the bench seat please as the girls decide which end they want first,"
>Fluttershy spoke up saying "I won the coin toss, so I'll take his cock first."
>Senpai continued "And I'll be making a mess on his face."
As they moved into position I squeaked out a quick "Allow me to give an appreciative thank you ladies."
>Then senpai was on my mouth and Fluttershy was rubbing her crotch up and down my cock.
>I unleashed my tongue on senpai, but because of her exceptional pattern recognition I wasn't going to use my normal letters on her. The key to maximum stimulation was to avoid being predictable, so if I avoided letters and any other predictable patterns then senpai would cum hard soon enough.
>Meanwhile Pinkie narrated encouragingly "Thaaat's right Nonny. Let her pop that pussy in your mouth so you can swirl your tongue around it! Looks like she's gonna gush down your throat soon so you can taste her on your lips all day!"
>She still remembered that?!? For goodness sakes it was an offhand comment! Looks like my subconcious touched a nerve there.
>My attention was then drawn downstairs where my cock was entering Fluttershy.
>It felt great of course but something was different. She was MUCH tighter than I expected!
>Pinkie saw my eyes widening and teasingly asked "What's the matter Nonny? is Fluttershy doing something different?"
>I nodded. The motion of which got a moan from senpai.
>Pinkie wanted to draw it out a bit and teased "Wanna know what it is?"
>Senpai was close so I tongue-punched her as I nodded and brought her to orgasm.
>As I swallowed all senpai was giving me, Pinkie paused to watch for a moment and finally said "You're in her Flutterbutt!"
>This information brought me over in a spasticly thrusting and throbbing orgasm.
>Fortunately the throbbing set off Fluttershy too, making me look like a very good boyfriend indeed.
>My Sisters gave us all a round of applause.
>As we took a few moments to rest my softening cock came out of Fluttershy covered in her juices.
>Pinkie laughed at that explaining "She put you away wet."
"And I'm okay with that." I said. Which got a few more chuckles.

>>43292101
>My Sisters looked at us for an explanation, so we told them about testing the tesseracted glory holes with notes.
Apple Bloom asked "How did you even come up with that idea Brother?"
"Actually senpai here came up with the idea. I'm just a big enough nerd to easily understand the idea is all I can say in this case." I answered. Then I thought further and clarified "The idea for the test was mine though. Basically if a tesseract is going to mangle something, it should be REALLY obvious. But if notes came through with handwriting legible then it should be safe."
>Then it was time for the girls to flip me around with Fluttershy riding my face and senpai getting quality time with my cock.
>With Fluttershy, I reached up and fondled her boobs as she rode my face because she really liked that too.
>I could tell senpai was trying anal too.
>As the girls settled into their rythms, Pinkie informed me "Hey Nonny. Did you know that Fluttershy set a rule where we can't call you any demeaning names?"
Much to Fluttershy's delight, I shook my head and said "uh-uh."
>Pinkie then asked "Do you remember the list girls?
>Senpai "Slut."
>Fluttershy "Fuckboi."
>Senpai "Sperm tank."
>Fluttershy "Cum pump."
>And they went on listing things they had agreed not to call me while riding me on both ends.
>Fluttershy was luxuriating in having her pussy eaten again with her tits being fondled.
>Senpai was savoring her first anal experience by going at a more modest speed.
>I decided to entertain myself with the alphabet again.
>F,L,U,T,T,E,R,B,U,T,T
>D,O,E,S
>S,U,R,P,R,I,S.E
>A,N,A,L
>T,H,E
>W,R,O,N,G
>W,A,Y
>Suddenly Fluttershy's thighs were clamping down on my jaw as she went through a multiple orgasm!
>Naturally I started to buck and thrash a bit more at that, so senpai clamped down HARD as she came herself! Of course this finished things for me too as I shot my load deep inside her.
>Pinkie and my Sisters gave us a round of applause.
>Within a minute or two, the girls could move again and they let me up.

>>43292103
>Pinkie hugged me from behind and assured me "That was GREAT Nonny! You're doing REALLY good!"
"Thank you dear." I responded. "Are you ready to tell me what you like just yet?"
>Pinkie stated "Oh not quite yet Nonny. You see, once I start talking about that it's going to get ME going and you're not gonna get much rest after that."
"I will take that at face value then. So what IS next if I may ask?" I wondered.
>Pinkie gave me a warm smile and said "Well next is we're going to get dropped off first and I'm going to make you a yummy snack and give you a chance to have a good rest."
"I gotta say, those both sound wonderful dear. Thank you." I said with feeling.
>Senpai then piped up with "Didn't we just make him be a yummy snack?" and all the girls tittered at that.
>Pinkie declared "Yes he did everything we asked him to do, despite being confused as to the why of it. He is doing his very best to be a good boyfriend no matter what we throw at him."
>Fluttershy spoke up with a soft smile to say "Anon I just wanted to say thank you again.
"You're very welcome Fluttershy." I said with a gentle smile in return.
Then a thought occurred to me. "Oh Pinkie dear. Should I start getting dressed now?"
>Pinkie struck a thoughtful pose and said "Hmmmmm.."
>"I mean, I know at some point I should.."
>"But it's also REALLY nice looking at him naked like that.."
>"Oh fine. Go ahead and get dressed. Just don't expect it to stay on forever."
"Perish the thought." I said with a chuckle as I started being less naked.
>We entered the Cake's personal living spaces from one of the rear doors of Sugarcube Corner.
>We enjoyed some heavily fruited yogurt as a snack and then Pinkie took me to her room.
>I noted there WAS a sign on her door that said "changing rooms".
>She giggled when she saw me notice it.
>Once in her room, Pinkie went into another monologue. "Okay Nonny. It's an easy guess that after all of that activity a nap may be a good idea. I want one too and so I'm going to join you. What you don't know yet is I normally fall asleep hugging a body pillow and today, you are taking it's place. Is that alright?"
"As I think you're well aware, I really enjoy the simple intimacy of things like that. So yeah that's completely fine. How far down do you want your boyfriend to strip is the next question?" I inquired.
>Pinkie smiled widely and declared "Ooh, that's a FUN question! Down to your underwear please Nonny."
>So I stripped down to my briefs and she down to bra and panties and we laid down on the bed together.
>I got to face the wall as Pinkie bear hugged me and wrapped her legs around me.
>I gave a soft chuckles and Pinkie asked "Hmm?"

>>43292106
"Sorry dear," I said quietly. "My mind started drifting and for some reason it came up with the thought that I normally only worry about bear hugs over at Fluttershy's."
>She got a quiet chuckle out of that too. And soon we both drifted off.

>When I woke up later, one of her hands was lightly resting on my crotch and exploring.
>That brought a smile to my face as Pinkie gently whispered "Nonny, you awake?"
"Yes and I slept wonderfully in your arms dear. Thank you." I answered.
>With a smile I could hear, Pinkie asked "You're welcome Nonny. Are you up for more fun now?" as her hand went inside my underwear.
"Yes dear. I'm ready to make you happy." I answered.
>She said "Great! I'm gonna move and I'd like you to lay on your back please."
>When I was on my back, she straddled my crotch after a moment and asked "Are you ready to learn my kinky secret Nonny?"
With a hint of nervousness I replied "Boy I sure hope so."
>Smiling wide she informed me "That's the spirit! One of my biggest kinks is, I like to see my boyfriend get used by other girls! So a harem setup is SO perfect for me!"
"Oh I see. I never would have guessed that. In fact, I don't think I've even HEARD of that before. So on the penalty shorts, was it YOU who came up with the lip prints?"
>She declared "Sure was! And I came up with that other thing you couldn't figure out too." as she held up an uncapped tube of red lipstick and asked "So how many girls have held your cock today?"
"All seven of you have today." I answered plainly.
>Pinkie stated "Right!" and with an expression increasing in intensity, as she had warned me, she put seven tally marks high up on my chest with the lipstick. "Now, how many girls scents are you wearing?"
"Seven again." I answered.
>She simply put seven more tally marks on me before saying "Time for a FUN question! How many pussies have been on your mouth already today?"
"Two so far." I said.
>She had a feral smile as she declared "Lets make that three!" and moved to straddle my face!
>But she still had her panties on. Wait they looked a bit different! Were they..?"
"Are those edible panties?" I asked.
>With pride she answered "Yup! Cherry flavored! Made 'em myself!"
"Nice touch!" I enthusiastically replied and bit out the bottom of her panties.
>They were basically fruit roll-ups material.
>Pinkie moaned "Use that used mouth on me!"

>>43292109
>What the lady wants, the lady gets!
>P,I,N,K,I,E
>L,O,V,E,S
>B,E,I,N,G
>K,I,N,K,Y
>S,H,E
>W,A,N,T,S
>M,E
>A,S
>U,S,E,D
>G,O,O,D.S
>Then Pinkie tapped my arm twice, got off of my face and asked "And how many other girls has your cock been inside today?"
"At least three that I know of." I replied honestly. I mean it had been HECTIC today after all.
>As she hovered her hips just above my hard cock she said "You're not sure? FUCK THAT"S HOT!!!"
>And she PLUNGED down my ENTIRE length in one fluid motion!
>She KEPT fucking me like that!
>SLAMMING into me over and over!
>With an unrelenting and feral smile!
Soon enough I had to tell her "Pinkie, I'm close!"
>At that, she took me to the hilt and just rocked her hips in circular motions until I came inside her!
>She then exclaimed "MMmmm, fuck yeah." and collapsed on my chest.
>We went a couple more rounds and then took a break for dinner with the Cakes and homework with a group call to the girls after that.
>My Queen informed me of a change of plans. "My King we were talking about what Pinkie did today and got an idea from it. Six days is quite a bit of a wait so we want to have you fuck another girl 1 time each day to take the edge off. Is that all right with you?"
"Of course my Queen. As I've said before, this time period is ALL about pleasing you girls and letting you have as much sex with me as you like. Therefore my schedule is yours to adjust as you girls like."
>That got a round of smiles.
>Applejack asked "I gotta ask Anon, what comes after the first thirty days then?"
"Oh we'll still have plenty of sex, but we'll also start to focus more on training as well. What you and Rainbow are drilling into everyone now will start to pay off more then."
>Rarity asked "What kind of training darling?"
"Since you're asking, combat training. Each of you ladies, and me, will have to meet a minimum standard."

>>43292112
>Fluttershy gave a worried "Oh my."
"Fluttershy I want to assure you that you can do this if you try. I know it won't be the easiet thing but we are trying to end a war and keep hundreds of folks from being killed. And to do that, I need you to be able to survive to help your team."
>Fluttershy firmed up her uncertain expression and nodded.
"Good girl" I said. "Alright, that's probably enough about that." I said. "What do all of you girls like most about each bed pic?"
>After all, I didn't need them asking TO many questions yet.
>There were parts of the plan I couldn't tell them yet unfortunately.
>Eventually homework was done and Pinkie got.. anxious. Holding up some lipstick, taking her top off and asking me how many girls had put their tits in my mouth today?
>So I gave a rushed goodbye to everyone and we did what Pinkie wanted until about 10 PM.
>Of course we woke up around 3 AM to see ourselves glowing.
>In the morning, Pinkie was a little sad to help me clean off ALL of the markings I acquired the previous day.
>So I reminded her of how much fun she had had when I was getting marked.
>It was Fluttershy's scents today. I would be with her and finally meet her parents.
>Pinkie gave me a tour of the kitchen and all the appliances and cupboards as she made our lunches so That I would have that info when I was ready to put a kitchen in the locker.
>At school, Pinkie gave me a final hug and kiss and passed me off to Fluttershy.
>We watched Pinkie's locker get a glow up and congratulated her.
>My Queen's, senpai's, and Fluttershy's locker also had a reaction, but results were hard to define.
>My locker rumbled for 30 seconds.
>Fluttershy grabbed my arm and pulled me into our master bedroom in progress.
>There was a MASSIVE four-poster bed with a full canopy inside a 20'x20' room.
>I turned to get everyone's reactions but stopped at Fluttershy.
>Her smile was feral and I knew something was about to happen.
>Fluttershy commanded me "Pants down and onto the bed. We're gonna break it in right now!" as she took her tops off.
>As she crawled to me in the center of the bed she asked "Anon, do you know what paizuri is?" with a smile.
"I started to ask "Isn't that.. ahhh." as she set on me without wasting time.
>Paizuri was a fancy name for titfucking of course.
>And Fluttershy had the largest tits of all my girlfriends.

>>43292114
>But my cock was large enough to poke out of that so she was also able to suck on the head while titfucking me.
>Wait..
>Was she drawing LETTERS on the tip of my dick with her tongue?!?
>T,U,R,N,A,B,O,U,T
>I,S
>F,A,I,R
>P,L,A,Y
>And she soon brought me off. Swallowing my load expertly.
>When we were done, senpai got my attention and pointed to a line drawing on the wall and asked "Kohai, is that what I think it is?"
"If you think it's a modified replica of one of our classroom desks, then yes." I answered
>With a big smile senpai asked "Modified?"
"Yeah. It's going to expand out so any of my girlfriends can indulge in fucking me on a school desk. Might as well get the most use out of it after all." I stated.
>That got me a group hug as our pre-class alarms sounded.

END ACT TWO.

ACT THREE.

>At the end of of the 30 days, Anonymous contacted Adagio as promised and showed her the progress the girls had made and explained his ideas.
>She immediately informed Principal Celestia and Vice Principal Luna.
>The ideas of Anonymous were approved.
>So on the 31st day, a Tuesday, many class schedules were rewritten.
>First period and Anon and the girls were behind Adagio who was addressing the class.
>The class consisted of three freshman boys, seated in front, and their 5-girl harems, seated behind them in the same row.
>All of them looked uncertain as to why they were here.

>>43292116
Hello everyone! It's Tuesday and How to be Dense has updated!
https://ponepaste.org/11423
Now we get to see the second half of Pinkie's first day!
There's a bit more sex than expected!
And I still don't know what to call Pinkie's fetish!
Oh and Act 2 has been completed!
AND we get a quick glimpse of Act 3!
(The story did NOT end with the sex!)
Act 3 will see new characters and new settings as the eight-way war plays out!
So come back next week for more..
How to be Dense!

>>43292346
Hot
>>43292643
Cute

>>43293266
She's so lovely.

>>43292142
Nice update

>>43293266
Thighs that invite.

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>>43285385
This used to be a good artist with soulful drawings but now he posts ugly style g5 anthro and fetish shit https://derpibooru.org/tags/artist-colon-king-dash-kakapo?page=97&q=artist%3Aking-kakapo

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>>43269545
Wall is down.

>>43291030
>>43291412
>>43289001
>>43287514
Group hugs with a bunch of busty girls is a bucket list item if I ever knew one

>>43291924
>>43282241
More on that later.

https://ponepaste.org/11930
>"Who here is ready to have some FUN?!" The pink girl in her clown costume and makeup honks her red nose.
>The small crowd of 5-7 year olds heartily cheer her on while the 8-10 year olds mixed in with them sort of roll their eyes.
>But it wasn't long before she won everyone over with nothing more than handkerchiefs, cloaks, balloons, and a personality that could repair anyone's bad day.
>Not just the kids, but all of their parents too, making almost silent chuckling fits spread across the line of grown-ups in the back like wildfire before it had even been 20 minutes into this birthday party performance.
>Even that one cynical father missing the game over this had to cover his smile as the stack of cards the clown girl balanced on her head started to fall until she clumsily tried to stop the cards from flying everywhere, only making the "mess" worse before accidentally grabbing the same card one of the kids named.
>This girl is unstoppable, soon doing backflips in place and balancing herself on a unicycle like she only gets more energetic as the minutes go on.
>The parents better be paying her enough for this type of performance to fund her college years with the way she's starting to do acrobatics here.
>That backdrop of the bright blue sky behind her only makes her silhouette sharper as she drops back down to her feet, intentionally failing to stick he landing and having the little table she set up come crashing down upon her impact.
>And the same card from before lands right in her lap, followed by an applause from he audience.
>The girl's bright wide smile alone expresses gratitude her audience before her lips and tongue even have time to form the words "thank you".
>Her pink skin and deeper pink hair shone in the afternoon sunlight as she waved, with only her face and multi-colored clothes covering her pinkness in the clown getup she has on.
>The kids cheer at her while the parents clap in fascination at her, marveling at the sight to see she is.
>Her tone and inflections almost feel fine tuned to uplift your mood, every word dangling off the edge of a firework sent off by her bright personality.
>This girl only laughs from falling down on purpose, just to get back up and have fun making a fool out of herself with a big smile beaming through that clown makeup.

>>43293954
>She's an acrobat that doesn't have to worry about doing everything right until making sure the card landing in her hand is the same one that was named, or the bowling pin lands in her poofy hair after her juggling goes awry for the third time today.
>And even if she doesn't do it all correctly at that level, it doesn't matter, because most clowns are supposed to be silly and get their stunts wrong in the most spectacular fails anyway.
>Nothing has felt more fool-proof to this girl.
>Fool proof and unapologetically fun.
>But that doesn't stop her from absolutely nailing her musical number segment of her performance.
>The pink girl belts out those notes as though she were a professional singer and not a teenage girl performing at a birthday party in a clown suit.
>The electrifying energy she carries herself with matches that of the Saturday cartoons you watch, as you sit there mesmerized by this girl's raw talent.
>It's easy to tell she just loves to sing and dance, pouring every ounce of her energy into this musical number with a passion that often brings the beholder to tears through how much they love doing what they do.
>It's like incorporating the music number did something to her capacity to even make any mistakes; every backflip is sharp and calculated, every note sung is right on the nose.
>The parents are convinced that this girl is claiming this entire type of vibe all for herself to hold ownership over it from here on out.
>She's proud of her ridiculous getup making her look so silly while she sings to the heavens about how special you are and how you can do anything, making sure to lock eyes with you and acknowledging you as the birthday boy.
>This pink girl makes the entire world feel like not your oyster but everything great about the entire ocean all at once.
>You feel like you can do anything you want with your life, especially from the point of view of a 10 year old who loves to be talked up into a big smile and a confident stride.
>Everything about this vibe carried you away without you even feeling ashamed to clap like a total idiot in front of all your friends who were cheering her on too.
>This clown girl is just as bright in appearance as she sounds in her gleeful voice.
>And still...
>You could have sworn you saw that girl before.

>>43293955
>There you were, enjoying your 10th birthday party like the little pirate knight you saw yourself as when your parents introduced the party clown to everyone.
>The one kid who had a fear of clowns had to be sent home, but you yourself simply looked on in confusion as her voice sounded a little familiar.
>But you weren't sure from where; your brain was mostly just set on cartoons and video games at the time, so the origin of this girl escaped you.
>Whoever she was, she had insistently volunteered to perform at your birthday party, and boy did she have a blast entertaining you and all of your friends who were still there.
>She blew up and tied long balloons into animal shapes, did card tricks, told jokes, pulled ropes made out of handkerchiefs out of her pockets, made plastic cups disappear behind a tarp, then reappear upside down on the table with a ball under them, things like that.
>All the while laughing and honking her inflatable horn-nose, being as boisterous and bubbly as anyone could be.
>You've always seen men dress up and perform as clowns, so it really took you by surprise to see a teenage girl do it.
>There was something about her very demeanor, the sound of her cheerful high-pitched voice combined with the clown getup, the seemingly endless energy she had, all of it... captured you.
>You remember a specific thing she said too.
>"I'm so excited to see you again, Nonny!" She spoke as though you two had met before, which only played into the notion that she did seem familiar somehow.
>There was something funny about a girl dressing up in clown makeup and acting clumsy and silly on purpose.
>Something that boasted: "I'm very carefree, you and I can really have a lot of fun together."
>---
>At least that's how you're looking at it now.
>Back when you turned 10, you just felt confused and admittedly awestruck by a teenage girl who was older than you dressed up as a clown.
>You would usually see clowns being hired to perform at your birthday party as an insult to how cool and tough you made yourself out to be, like your parents were babying you about it.
>But now you're looking back on Pinkie The Clown fondly, like her feminine charm being added to the face paint and dyed hair and all that made it that much more appealing.
>They don't feel like they should go together so well... but they do.

>>43293957
>You had found yourself thinking about her often, but couldn't find the same appeal from guys dressed as clowns.
>It wasn't until you started watching Harley Quinn in the Batman cartoons and things like that did something really start to click.
>It hadn't been until you were getting older and watching certain horror movies featuring women in heavy facepaint that was more than just standard makeup did something make you feel a certain type of way.
>Those moments in time.
>It wasn't until those moments did did you finally realize the awakening that had happened on your 10th birthday.
>The seed that was planted sprouted into something amazing stirring within you very subtly, every time you saw a woman or girl in clown makeup.
>Like the very silly and unserious nature of the theme and getup erases all of the propriety and reservations you've learned to be careful about when talking about girls.
>Overstretches its reach outside of the boundaries that now became meaningless, especially in the makeup.
>Leaving behind but a girl who just loves to have fun and make you happy in the most nonsensical ways if she had to.
>It goes against logic in such a fun and reassuring way, almost liberating for you.
>Who's going to get mad about being called silly or nonsensical if that's literally what they're doing on purpose?
>There's something... really nice about clown girls...
>Maybe it's their feminine charm combined with an exaggerated demeanor intended to brighten your day, you're not sure.
>This draws you in like a leaf floating into a whirlpool.
>Clown girls make you feel funny in a way that transcends the pun.
>Clown girls have a peculiarly attractive quality to them that's more rare than a snowman in Florida.
>The exaggerated personality's a huge part of what makes them so fun.
>All of these things buzz around in your head as you yourself now get ready to enter high school, wondering if you'll ever see that girl again.
To Be Continued.
https://ponepaste.org/11930

>>43293959
Very nice!

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The truth:https://kemono.cr/patreon/user/91013512/post/117325512

>>43294243
Wish I knew how to get past kemono’s technical issues but unf off of the preview image alone

>>43294243
legit who is that even supposed to be

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>>43294265
You can get past them? How?

>>43294363
One of Scootaloo's lesbian aunts.

>>43294371
I’ve only heard that people found a way to open images despite all the attacks on the site but didn’t bother asking how yet myself.

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>finally made it to HorseAyyLmao

Also apparently last month was my 10 year anniversary of being a wirtefag for /mlp/

Time flies.

Anyways, here's more Alanamous:

https://youtu.be/u5-Ng82_79s

>Be Twilight Sparkle.
>And be confused.
>And alarmed.
>You were sitting at a table in the middle of a dark and empty restaurant.
>With someone you thought you'd never see again.
>Your ex-boyfriend.
>And father to your daughter, Alanamous.
>Anonymous.
>He's been dead for over sixteen years.
>And yet he doesn't look a day older than when you last saw him.
>Are you...?
“A-am I...?”
>You hesitate to say it.
>Anon doesn't seem to respond to your initial question.
“Am..., Am I dead?”
>You finally get it out.
>Trying to sound as calm as you can be.
>But inside.
>You are panicking.
>You know for sure Anon is dead.
>And unless you are having some sort of awful post death hallucination yourself.
>Then all signs point to you being dead.
>And that you are wrong and there is, in fact, an afterlife.
>Anon only chuckles lightly.
>He then grabs the bottle of wine on the table and pours you a glass.
>A dark red liquid gently pours into the glass close to you.
>After he pours you a glass, he brings the bottle up closer to himself.
>He then takes his free hand and taps the bottle with his index and middle fingers several times.
>Anon then grabs the wine glass closest to him and pours.
>What comes out though, is a crystal clear liquid.
>Not the dark red wine that he poured for you.
>Did...
>Did Anon just turn wine into water?
>You then bring up your glass to inspect it.
>It looks like the wine you usually have.
>You then bring it up to your nose to smell it.
>Roasted walnuts with notes of dark chocolate.
>An earthy scent.
>It's definitely the same type of wine you pour yourself in your study.
>You Don't even have a taste and set your glass down and just sit there in awkward silence.
>Not sure what to say.
“So, am I dead?”
>So you just ask the same question.
>Hoping for an answer this time.
>Anon just lightly snorts.
>”I guess you can say that.”
>He finally answers.
>Which sends all sorts of signals to your brain.
>And you start to freak out.
“Wha.. What do you mean SORT of?”
>You ask but you don't let Anon answer.
“What about my work!? My family!? My friends!? Is this...?”
>You finally shut up.

>>43294751

>Anon looks a little unimpressed.
>Even disappointed.
>”Well, first of all, if you can see and hear me, you are for sure dead.”
>He states.
>His words stung quite a bit.
>Knowing you will never see any of your colleagues or family ever again.
>”But I also think there is a reason I'm here to see you.”
>You freeze to let him continue.
>Intrigued by what this reason is.
>”Tell me again, Twily, what were you most upset about being dead for just a minute ago?”
>He now asks.
>You were taken aback by that question.
>And you gave it a thought for a moment.
“I said my work and my colleagues and my friends and my family?”
>You recite.
>Anon continues to look disappointed.
>”In that order?”
>He asks.
>You take a moment to list everything back in your head.
>Anon then speaks again.
>”How did you end up here again?”
>The question pierced through your heart like an icy cold spear.
>You look down.
>You take a deep breath and shake your head.
“I'm sorry.”
>You say somberly.
“I'm sorry that I've been such a horrible-”
>”No.”
>Anon cut you off.
>You look up to him and see him shaking his head.
>”I'm the one who should be apologizing.”
>He tells you.
>You can only tilt your head in confusion.
“I don't get it.”
>You answer him.
>Anon then takes a deep breath himself.
>”I need to apologize for cheating on you all those years ago.”
>He then looks down to the table himself.
>”I cheated. I knew what I was doing was wrong, and even so, I took your virginity knowing you were saving it for someone or something special.”
>Anon shakes his head again.
>”And even when I got caught, I didn't even think to apologize.” He continues on. “Instead, I ran away like a coward and ended it all. Not even thinking about the possible repercussions it could cause.”
>Anon then looks back up to you.
>”Leaving you with a child that I could never meet.”
>He then raises his hands.
>”And here we are.”
>Anon then takes his glass of water and raises it to you.
>Taking the hint, you grab your glass of red wine and raise it along with him.
>You two clink your glasses and have a drink.
>It was actually a bit stronger than the one you are used to.
>But there was no mistake it is the wine you usually drink.
>Despite that, there was no burn when it went down your throat.
“Can we get drunk while dead?”
>You ask.
>Curious of the affects after being deceased.
>Anon just shrugs.
>”Don't know, despite being dead for a good long time I still can't stand the stuff.”
>He replies simply.
>That comment got a small chuckle out of you.
“A gym rat through and through, even in death.”
>You playfully tell him.
>Anon then pounds his chest.
>”Damn right.”
>You two share a small laugh together.

>>43294752

>The memories are slowly starting to flood into your mind of all the things you two did together.
>Bringing a smile to your face.
>But then the last memory creeps into your mind.
>And you are brought down once again.
“Why did you do it?”
>You ask whilst still starting into your glass of wine.
>There was a lingering silence.
>You look to see Anon somberly looking at his own glass.
>He now rests his face on his palm on the table.
>A small smirk crept onto his face.
>”I've had many years to think of an answer or even excuse as to why.”
>He says out loud.
>Still not looking at you.
>He finally gazes over to you and just shakes his head.
>”And I still don't have a good one.”
>You feel a little disappointed.
>You feel like you should have expected that from him.
>But he continues to talk.
>”I was dumb, plain and simple.” He admits. “I was just a big dumb ape. Driven by lust, hormones, adrenaline, shit foolish kids like myself give into all to easy.”
>He continues.
>”You deserved better than what I had to offer you and how things ended up.”
>He then bows his head.
>”I don't expect you to forgive me even after all these years, and you shouldn't have to.”
>You weren't expecting him to say that.
>The smirk Anon had now disappears.
>”All I ask from you now is to not take out your... indifference of me on Alanamous.”
“That-!”
>You raised your voice for a moment but stopped yourself immediately.
>Thinking back to what he said earlier.
>And then everything else from the past seventeen years.
>And what led to you being here now.
>You sigh heavily and grab your wine glass and chug the rest of the wine and rub your eyes.
>Feeling tears start to form around your eyes.
“I swear I never meant for it to get this bad.”
>You tell your ex.
“I just. I wasn't ready to be a mother, and fresh after your betrayal and death and...”
>Anon just nods slowly.
>”You know, it seems like nobody is ever ready to be a parent. I know I wouldn't have been ready had I lived.”
>Anon chuckles and then pours another glass of water for himself.
>He then hands the bottle over to you.
>You examine it for a moment before you pour yourself another glass.
>It pours a dark red.
>That still weirds you out.
>Especially since you didn't see him tap the bottle like before.
>”In our case, and by 'our' I mean us guys, we are always told to 'man up' and take responsibility and more than half the time the guy bails, leaving the mother to raise the kid all on their own.”
>He takes a sip of his water.
>”You are a pretty unique case in that it looked like you bailed on your daughter from day one.”
>A flash of red came and went across your eyes.
>But you kept yourself in check.
“I just wanted to appease my family.”
>You try to make an excuse.
“I just thought I had more time.”
>You try to argue and Anon just snorts.
>”And I thought I was going to be the World Champion in boxing and look how that turned out.”
>You take a sip of your glass of wine.

>>43294754

>”All I'm trying to say is simply being there would have been enough for her and this situation could have been avoided.”
>Could have.
>Should have.
>It doesn't matter now since you are dead.
>Anon then sits up.
>”Now, as for the whole she demon thing, that's a separate conversation altogether.”
>Anon hold his hands back in defeat.
>It was then you hear a pleasant chime in the background of the empty room.
>*Ping Pong*
>Anon looks up at nothing and simply nods and clicks his tongue.
>”Well, lucky you.”
>He tells you as he gets up from his seat.
>”You get to go back to the world of the living.”
>You were just as confused as before.
“B-but why?”
>You ask and Anon just shrugs.
“What about you?”
>Anon laughs.
>”Twi, I've been dead for over seventeen years. I'm staying here”
>You then stand from your seat and face Anon.
>Even at your advanced age, he still towers over you with his teenage body,
>”Looks like there is still things left for you to do.” He smiles warmly “You get a second chance to right things with Alanamous.”
>You step closer to him.
“But I screwed so much up! She hates me now! I don't know if I can fix it!”
>You blabber out to Anon who then just places his hands on your shoulders.
>”You are still her mother. You must remind her of that.”
>Anon lightly shakes you.
“What should I do?”
>You ask.
>”Just remind her that her mother is there for her, that she loves her no matter what. Let her know she has friends who care for her.”
>Anon then chuckles again.
>”I can't believe someone as dumb as me has to lecture someone as smart as you on what to do here.”
>You only look down and you feel Anon pat both your shoulders.
>”Just remember that it's all about the kid now, make a genuine effort and she'll come around. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but someday she will.”
>Anon pats you again.
>”Saving her from this may go a long way in repairing the relationship.”
>Anon then lets go of you and steps back.
>He then holds his hand out.
>Seemingly looking for a handshake.
>”Friends?”
>He asks.
>You hesitate for a moment.
>After all the years of having a resentment towards him.
>For cheating.
>For leaving you with Alanamous.
>And you finally take his hand.
>And nod.
“Friends.”
>You whisper back.
>You both stand there.
>Hands clenched together.
>When something came over you.
“Can I have a hug?”
>You ask softly.
>Anon looks surprised.
>”Wow, wasn't expecting that.”
>He muses and lets go of your hand.
>He smiles.
>Then holds his arms out.
>You slowly step into his embrace.
>And you wrap your arms around him as well.
>You both just stand there in each others arms.
>A new wave of emotions come over you as you feel some tears start to flow from your eyes.
>”Hey, can I ask you for a favor?”
>Anon asks in a whisper.

>>43294756

>You nod into him.
>Not saying a word.
>”Can you tell Alanamous, our daughter, that her father loves her very much?”
>You now feel Anons heart start to beat fast.
>”That he's sorry for not being there for her but that he is very proud of her and of the woman she is becoming?”
>Anon then buries his face in your shoulder.
>His grip on you tightens a lot.
>Which only makes you start to sniffle and cry out loud for him.
>”I will.”
>You whisper back.
>Patting him on the back.
>Finally, you two let go and step back.
>Not wanting to make the next move.
>Anon smiles again at the sight of you.
>”Even after all these years and having a kid, you still look as beautiful as you did back then.”
>He tells you and you only look away and laugh out of defense.
>Your cheeks were starting to feel warm from his complement.
“Will I ever get to see you again?”
>You ask.
>Anon continues to smile but shakes his head.
>”I don't know.”
>He says.
>”The rules of being dead are a bit wonky and I still don't know all of them.”
>He finishes and then wipes the tears from his eyes.
>”But it was great having this chance to make amends with you at least.”
>You nod.
>Wiping away your own tears.
>Anon finally starts to walk away towards a corner of the room that you hadn't noticed before.
>He stands in front of a door and places his hand on it.
>”Oh and one more thing.” He calls out to you. “Just for the record, had I lived, I would not have wanted Alanamous aborted.”
>He points to you with a big grin on his face.
>He then presses the door open and there was a blinding flash of light coming from the other side of it.
>Anon takes one step in and then looks back to you one last time.
>”Oh, and tell Dash sorry for knocking her out cold in my last moments.”
>He says before he finally steps through the door.
>The door then closes behind him.
>You quickly follow suit and you press on the door.
>On the other side was nothing but pure darkness.
>Anon was nowhere to be seen.
>Nor was the blinding light that came from it as well.
>You felt a sense of sadness wash over you.
>But now you are not sure what you need to do.
>He said you get to go back to the world of the living.
>But you look around and cannot see any sort of hints or signs of how to go about that.
>You slowly make your way back to the table and have a seat once again.
>Wondering what will happen next.
>The more you sat there, the larger the room seemed to become.
>As if everything that was around you was now a long distance away.
>Until it was just you in the chair.
>In the middle of nowhere.
>And when you stood up from the chair to get a better look around you, the chair disappeared as well.
>It wasn't long before you were once again simply floating in a dark abyss.
>Then you started to hear sounds.
>Sound you didn't recognize.
>But sounds nonetheless.
>Then a light.
>A light that was quickly approaching you.
>And before you could comprehend what was going on.
“GASP!”

>>43294761

And that's the update, updated paste here:
https://ponepaste.org/10863

I wanted to add more to this but I feel this scene should stand alone. Story is almost finished, maybe two or three more updates.

As always, questions, comments, concerns, complaints, critiques, any and all (You)'s welcome

>>43294762
LOVE it!

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>>43294243
It's ok, Loftie's in on it:https://kemono.cr/patreon/user/91013512/post/84066865

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>>43294928
>Loftie
Lofty*

>>43294928
>filename
Either half a year too early or half a year too late

>>43294928
>>43294939
Very nice

>>43295819
Tasty ice cream

>>43294928
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>>43295819
The thick girls always have me craving them

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>>43296301
About to make some demands to the agency.

>>43296380
>If you were the agency

>Anon gets his dream job of starting his own talent agency to hopefully help new talents reach stardom
>What he doesn't know is that the young women of this town will be making some assumptions about his casting couch and he won't be able to talk them out of it

>>43296472
I really like this outfit on her

>>43296380
I’m sure they’re perfectly reasonable demands

>>43292142
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>>43294762
Great work writefriends

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pee pants

>>43273633
No, I *hate* AI, however faintly remembering you wanting to draw other girls too, I was hoping you had already.

>>43297092
I'm not the artist, I was asking in general since there's sometimes a rabid poster who comes here gushing over Gloriosa and I wasn't sure if you were him or not.