>horned equines when they find out you’re a virgin
>>43268186AWOOOOGA SEX WITH PRINCESS CELESTIA AND RARITY!!! UNF UNF UNF UNF PLAP PLAP PLAP!!!
>>43268186>H-He's still a virgin? HAHAHAHAHA!!!
>>43268186
>>43268192They wouldn't openly mock you, though they'd probably tease you a little for it.
>>43268186I won't let them have it
>>43268186>white maresI'm not a zigger but fuck yes, I'm all for it.
>>43268195How?
>>>/rgre/
>>43268236You should apply to be a janny
>>43268246kek
>>43268246>>43268250anyway, how do the bare- I mean mares flirt with you again or whatever this threads about?
Why do unicorns love virgins?
>>43268374Meat is more tender and juicy
>>43268186>an unsucked human dick>could it be true>the ziggers didnt get to him>you know what we have to do Rarity>white mares stick together
>>43268426I'm going to Equestria as a pony.
>>43268433Lol fag! More hot white mares for me!
>>43268436Nah, the hot white mares will be going for me only. ^:)
>>43268186Watch their faces switch to fear when they realize we have achieved wizard status.
>>43268186>Meat is more tender and juicyand i can afford the onions, but the scallions are smaller. We're talking about scallions, right?
>>43268374>>43268417So do you have sex with them or do they kill you and eat you?Or both?
>>43269059>bringing up your personal trauma as an excuse for why society should be a certain wayWow, unicorns are just like 4channers! Who knew?
>>43269064wtf I love unicorns now
>>43268186>tfw fat manlet with small bepis ;-;
>>43269059Based unicorn
>>43268186>rape