>U-umm Anon I don't think I feel comfortable hugging you...>Y-you're kinda creepy...>I hope you understand...
Man, if I heard this from a pony I'd feel like total shit. I can handle ponies not being comfortable with me but finding out I overstepped a boundary without even knowing it? That's hell, I would be in hell.
>>43268694>I grab Fluttershy’s boobs and squeeze them
>>43268694Fitting.
>>43268694and then i hug her anyways. tightly. to assert my dominance over the horse
>>43268700My SIDES ARE IN ORBIT
>>43268705That's how you get a talking to from a princess.
>>43268694DIE YELLOWRAT
>>43268694no fluttershy that isn't my fetish either
>>43268694It wasn't a hug, I was trying to kill you with my bare hands
>>43268708i hug her too. two down, four to go. first the mane six, then all of Equestria. No one will be spared my wrath
>>43268719That's how you get a talking to from a princess while being suspended in midair, which is not a very comfortable place to be.
>>43268725none of the princesses would do that though... it's just downright cruel and inhumane
>>43268742If you're going on a hug rampage you absolutely will be held in the air by magic until you calm down.
>>43268742some princesses will do worse
>>43268716You have bear hands?!
>>43269065Honestly foolish for anon to try and kill her with bear hands of all things, we know she can handle bears just fine.
>>43268694>I'LL KILL MYSELF FLUTTERSHY >I'LL KILL MYSELF IF YOU REFUSE ME AND I'LL WRITE A NOTE SAYING YOU RAPED ME>PLEASE FLUTTERSHY I WILL REALLY REALLY DO IT AND IT'LL BE ALL YOUR FAULT >EVERYPONY WILL HATE YOU PLEASSSEE FLUTTERSHY I NEED THIS>AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
>>43269065He also bears arms
>>43269073
>Wow Anon, you look so creepy!>Huh, everypony is too afraid to hug you? Here, let me fix that!>Feel free to hail me if you need more hugs!
>>43269089Aw, that's really nice of her.
>>43269089hnnng
>>43269134Anon I don't think you should be hnnng-ing at somepony calling you creepy.
>>43268719i saw a green like this once
>>43268719>his equestria has more than 2 alicornsshiggy diggy doo
>>43269209Most anons end up in an Equestria with all four because Princess Twilight is more likely to bring over an anon than unicorn Twilight. Unicorn Twilight checks your post history, does this face and decides to work on a new research project.
>>43268694She wouldn't say that.
>>43269216I mean, it's very unlikely but some anons might get that reaction from her. You underestimate the ability of an anon to be a creep!
>>43269089Cute mare! Let me hug you back with my hooves.
>>43269226But why would you look creepy?
>>43269228I mean if somepony came out of nowhere you'd be a bit uncertain if they're a pony or a disguised changeling? I suppose one could claim to be from another town or city to ease concerns but they'd never seen you before and I'd imagine all Anons would try to at least make friends with the mane 6 and some background ponies.
>>43269228Tfanon is British so his teeth are probably fucking awful.
>>43269230I don't think ponies would see a new pony and default to thinking they look creepy. Your story doesn't add up, buster!
>>43269234And you're german so ponies would be creeped out with your """humor"""
>>43269237If you say so.
>>43269238If you weren't expelled from Hogwarts from being a filthy little MUDBLOOD, you'd absolutely be a pony instead of an attention whore.Unfortunately, the exact reason you were expelled is because you were an absolute failure at Transfiguration.
>>43269237my brother in Faust, have you seen their initial (and correct) reaction to seeing a zigger? they abso-fucking-lutely would.
>>43269252You seem to have missed a very important word in that sentence. Please reread!
>>43269251And the reason why you're not going to Equestria because you're already barred from entering from what your country did in the early 1940s ^:)
I'm not sure I like this board becoming /int/.
>>43269253>pony?fair enough, i thought pony was used here as a general expression for an individual, not a specifier of species.
>>43269265Nah, that specific anon I was replying to was saying he was a pony and that's what I was riffing off of.
>>43269255...no, that´s exactly why his ticket will have a platinum stripe, and he´ll be skipping the queue for the bus, straight to Celestia´s personal chariot
>>43269273If Aryanne is in Equestria, please explain to me why does Princess Twilight Sparkle let the (((griffons))) in control of the bank and secretly politics as well?
>>43269274Because she's the Princess of "Friendship".
>>43269274twiggercorn is genuinely owned by Gryph-pac, the whole post twilycorn creaturequestria thing is just a bad ending, kinda like "man in the highcastle" for our world, except it´s about the bad guy winning. the late seasons of the show are actually a very popular alt-history show in equestria
>>43269273>`
>>43268694>mares don't like you thread #12190398
>>43269473When I see these threads I recognize they're not about me because I'm not bad. You should do the same! Unless you have a reason to think ponies wouldn't like you, of course.
>>43269144I'm sure she didn't want to come off as mean, she just acknowledged that you must be lacking on the hugging front due to your looks and needed her help the most>>43269228Because ponies would sense the lack of snowpity in a green skinwalker like him
>>43269476i just imagine a NTR ugly fat bastard anon and then this whole scenario makes way more sense
>>43269218I believe you would have to deal with an angry Rainbow Dash, Applejack or Twilight before Fluttershy would get even a bit mean with you. Unless you went to fuck with her animal friends, maybe.
>>43269492Isn't snowpity for females and not males?
>w-what? THIS is what humans look like?>we were told they are green, beautiful and muscular, not either too fat or too scrawny, hairy and smelly
>>43269825
I would start cutting myself in front of her to make her feel bad then she would hug me and comfort me for hours while taking care of my wounds
nmp won btw
>>43268694>am I creepy?>all I want is to stop pre-marital sex>no, no, it's the ponies that are creepy
ptfg won btw
Rape won btw
>>43269825>arrive in Equestria>everypony's confused because you say you're human but you're not greenOkay, that would be pretty funny.
Glimmy's rancid hole won btw
>>43268694>rape
>>43270155>>43270008>>43270096>>43269854okay but who lost?
>>43270929applesauce the frogspammer lost
>>43268694>Anon slowly away with a dour look on his face>He looked down fearing to make eye contact with anypony, lest anyone see the shame in his eyes>Without keeping track of where he was heading, Anon later found himself in one of Ponyville's many parks>In the vicinity, two ponies hugged each other>He slumped onto a park bench, dejected and humiliated>He couldn't believed what happened moments ago>Fluttershy, the one who represented the Element of Kindess, turned down his request for a hug>and just by one hug, Anon's persoecrive in life had changed>Anon asked for hugs to feel a sense of love and belonging>His calls were always unanswered>But Fluttershy, that was the ultimate rejection>Two pegasi flew down>One white and one blue>After talking for a while, the two gave each other a salute and the blue one flew off>The white pony walked in Anon's direction>She couldn't help but notice the sad look on his green face>She asked what was wrong>Anon gave a summary of his endeavors>>43269089>And just like that, by one simple hug, something awakened inside Anon>a warm feeling that gave him ambition and hope>It gave him the strength to get back up and better himself>not just for himself, but for Vapor Trails
>>43269825>not either too fat or too scrawnyThis sucks as it gives away the illusion of the pony's actually seeing anon for what he is. Next time say>out of shapeAs it usually means fat but can also mean stick arms
