A cute mare loves (You)! <3
She's up to no good
...May I see her?
>>43269178What, cheek kisses are dastardly in your culture?
>>43269172>rub her belly>her mare rod starts expanding
>>43269182Yeah, mare usually start winking their clits when you rub their tummies.
>>43269183That doesn't sound right.
>>43269184They're horny creatures.
>>43269184But it is because horse bellies are known to be erogenous zones
>>43269188Equestrian ponies are not horses.
>>43269190Literally all ponies on earth are equestrian and horses
>>43269193Equestrian as in from the land of Equestria. There is no canonical term for their world so referring to it is awkward.
>>43269172Okay I'll be going to Equestria as a pony. I'll love that cute mare.
>>43269211Oi come to the pub in Ipswich let's talk about the Speccy!
>>43269217This is a Commaredore 64 thread.
>>43269220OI IF YOU GUNNA INSULT ME SPECCY I'LL KICK YOU IN THE FOCKIN NUTS
>>43269223Wouldn't a guy like that say nads or do British people not say that anymore?
I want to cum inside Toffee Swirl.
>"Nonny, when bellyrubs? When chin scritchies? When ear massages? When hooman cock in my pony pussy?"
>>43269306>bellyrubs>chin scritchies>ear massagesImnmediately.>hooman cock in my pony pussyYou really gotta ask Twilight to bring more humans over here, I'm not that kinda guy.
>>43269306Nah, i'm fucking this mare with my horsecock ^:)
>>43269313If she wants human dick then she wants human dick, there's plenty more fish in the sea. Don't worry too much about it.
>>43269323>rape
>>43269325Well now you're not going to Equestria, so I guess there's not more fish in the sea after all. Darn shame.
>>43269312Why are you gay, Anon?
>>43269325Ponies don't rape. You failed.
>>43269328Yes, I will be going to Equestria.>>43269329I >rape'd that Toffee Swirl. You're having sloppy seconds now.
>>43269329I'm not gay, I just wouldn't have casual sex with a pony I'm not close with.
>>43269331>Yes, I will be going to Equestriathe ponies in that Equestria are all anthros
>>43269335No, that'll be your Equestria you're going to. Mine will be the normal Equestria with ponies only.
>>43269336>with ponies onlySo you won't be there then? Seems silly to say it's your Equestria in that case.
>>43269336>Equestria>ponies onlynot even canon
>>43269342You'll be going to Barbiequestria where you can enjoy your >nohooves. btw the portal to equestria there doesn't exist so you'll be stuck there
>>43269347 is going to barbiequestria because his Equestria is ponies only
>>43269352 is going to barbiequestria because his Equestria has >nohooves.
>>43269347barbieworld would still be better than this irl hellhole
>>43269355>because his Equestria has >nohooves.Aka the canon Equestria.
>>43269347No idea what you're on about, you just confirmed that you aren't a pony earlier in this thread so you can't go to an Equestria that's only for ponies. I'm not trying to be rude, I just figured you should know ahead of time so you don't get disappointed.
>>43269361I said that I'll be going to Equestria as a pony. I'm sorry to hear that your country has very poor education to be unable to teach you to read.
>>43269364>he's a /v/edditorexplains a lot
>>43269364Ponies don't joke about rape, so you cannot go to an Equestria that's only for ponies. You'd need to go to an Equestria that's only for ponies and also humans who are pretending to be ponies.
>"Anon...">"Rape is not funny.">"Nopony ever, and I mean EVER jokes about that disgusting thing.">"You wouldn't think so either if you ever got raped.">"Still thinking that's funny? Hopefully a changeling or a diamond dog can fix that."
>>43269375That last line is wishing rape upon someone else which a pony wouldn't do.
>>43269380A concept should come from something.
>>43269383I'm just saying, I don't think ponies would say that rape is never funny and then either joke about or seriously say they hope an anon gets raped immediately after. Ponies have flaws and can be mean to eachother but wishing death or rape upon another feels like a step too far for Equestria.
>>43269389ok /v/edditor
>>43269392Deep breaths anon, I'm not the guy you're mad at.
>43269392A swing and a miss, germroach.
>when Nonny gives you the bellyrubs, the chin scritchies, the ear massages and a hooman cock in your pony pussy
>>43269403This but with my horsecock. ^:)
>>43269407No means no Nonny.
i'm an EVIL anon! i do NOT love mares!
>>43269407If she wants human dick, then she wants human dick. There's a lot of other mares who'd like a horsecock.
>>43269408Didn't ask your permissiin, sex with mare with my horsecock.
>>43269415You have to ask her for permission. That's how sex works.
>permissiin
>>43269417Of course, I asked her in Equestria and she said yes.
>>43269422Well that's odd, I dunno why she'd decide to have sex with a human if she wants stallion dick. It's her life though, I won't judge.
Part of the reason is that she digs that salty skin. Salt gives ponies a pretty specific pleasurable feeling.
>>43269433sometimes in stables you can see salt blocks that horses lick onin equestria, ponies will lick on human skin instead
>>43269409But but...
>>43269172>A cute mare loves (You)
