>Look anon I found the Ancient Book of Prophecy and Fate! It was in the restricted section, behind a magical door. Did you know you’re in it? It says you’ll become Equestria’s greatest hero and give your life in a noble sacrifice to save everypony. And you know what they say about fate and prophecy, anything you do to prevent it will just make it come true. I’m sure you’re excited though, ponies will be telling stories about you forever.
>>43270502>give your life in a noble sacrificeNo way, fag.
>>43270502Slut
>>43270502>give your life in a noble sacrifice to save everyponyOnly after I put a dozen foals into Luna to continue my bloodline, thanks, Candy.
>>43270519>Anon dies from nutting inside Luna's godlike ponut like a fire hose
i will nobly and heroically sacrifice my life on death bed surrounded by my mare wives and filly offsprings by old age
>>43270502oh wow and it says here that you die of bullet after telling that to me>brap
>>43270502>"Let me take a look at that.">Anon's eyes scan the pages and all that's there is some blue bird giving him the finger.>"Fucking bullshit."
>>43270502Nah when an Anon dies the memory of them is razed from existence and the minds of others. No one will remember him or his sacrifice. Except Celestia just to bully her.
>>43270502>the heroic death is blowing up a room full of villains
>>43270540> apparently a good rutting is all luna needed to avoid becoming Nightmare Moon again. thus fullfilling the prophecy.
>the death was a vague metaphorical thing, but the nutting inside princess pony pussy was absolutely literal
>>43270502but I dont want to die...
>>43270687>Brap>was the last thing Anon heard before his nostrils were hit with a concoction so hellish he wished every single air molecule in his lungs just turned into Zyklon B>Glimmy, foreseeing Anon's attempt at Cadance's life, teleported there and stopped Anon with her metal-corroding stinky bioweapon of an ass>However, the dosage and intensity needed to kill a human resulted in an unthinkable accident>Glimmy suffered a fractured ponuthole, so now anything stronger than small, odorless toot will cause her pain for the rest of her life>and thus, Anon's noble (and no doubt intentional!) sacrifice in provoking the Brapper Supreme have rid Equestria of her rancid terrorism forever
>>43270502What's the catch?
>>43270502Thanks Cadence for believing in me
