Perfect wives
>>43271469AWOOOOOGA FLOWER TRIO UNF UNF UNF MARES UNFFF PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP!!!
>>43271469Three homebodies with their hooves on the ground. Great if you're boring, and stay homebound.
>>43271523stop, i'm already taking it, no need to shill it to me!
>>43271523>Great if you're boringIt's not like I'm interesting to begin with. I just want a comfy life.
>>43271523I got it
>>43271523>I'm the Princess of Love. Your opinion, is wrong.
>>43271595Who's a good horsey? Who's a good horsey?! You are! Yeah, you are!
>>43271523Didn't your relationship already fall apart?What do you know about matters of the heart?
>>43271523>you get used to a comfy home life with your three mare wives>one day they bring up going on a vacation, explaining that they all take one together every few years>"And I take all the pictures," Roseluck says. "For our scrapbook.">you all talk about where in Equestria you could visit>you bring up Las Pegasus; Daisy and Lily agree that it sounds fun>but you also hear a gasp of shock>"Are you crazy?!" Roseluck says. "That place is a scam. You only go there if you want to lose all your bits.">"I guess I didn't think of that," Daisy says. "Plus there's shady ponies lurking around every corner. One of us might get ripped off.">"Yeah, like Lily.">"Hey!" Lily says. "I would not get ripped off. Not once every pony saw me holding onto my big, strong Nonny.">"You mean our big, strong Nonny," Daisy says.>"Sure. Whatever," she says as she clings to you, squishing her cheek against your bicep>they're a skittish bunch and it's hard to find a place that they aren't scared of>Manehattan>"Applejack told me that every pony there is rude.">"Plus I heard that she almost got run over just trying to cross the street.">"Well then we can't go," Daisy says. "We don't want Lily to get run over.">"Hey!">Neighagra Falls>"Well, we could, but I'm worried that Lily might slip and go down the falls.">"The horror! The horror!">"Why is it always me?">they have similar objections for every other place you bring up>you eventually just give up on the idea of going on a vacation altogether>out of curiosity, you ask them where they all went the last time they took a trip>"Let me go get the scrapbook!" Roseluck says>she opens their scrapbook full of vacation photos>it's just pictures of them all lingering at the train station, looking like they're worried about missing their train
>>43271901this unironically sounds perfect to me. giwtwm
>>43271901I would kill so many people to ensure I had a life like this
>>43271901This is amazing, stay here.
>>43271901Love this green.
>>43272210why are they at the beach, this is wrong. they should be spending a quiet day at home instead!
>>43272222They finally went to a vacation.
>>43272222Quads for truth
>>43271901Top gren. I'm curious to know if they have the same overly cautious approach to everything else. Perhaps these little horses draw up blueprints and make straw diagrams to find the safest way to the grocery store.
>>43272222>why are they at the beachDon't be silly, Anon. They're posing in front of a cardboard backdrop. The beach is a dangerous place with crabs and sharp rocks.
>>43272210Where are they? I don't recall there being any beaches in Equestria
>>43272831>he doesn’t remember the beach episode
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>>43272997
GIWTWM
>>43271469>earth ponies>perfect Yeah no
>earth ponies>perfectYeah yes.
>>43273454Hi Honey Rays hiiiii!
>>43271469that's not three clones of Rarity
>>43271469What about these three?
>>43271469Too old.
>>43274070Grayy lmao hands typed this>>43274217(Almost) Perfect sluts
>>43274217>AIslop
>Oh you thought we'd take a trip with this vacation time?>Silly humie, we won't be leaving this bed.
I remember honeymooning with my waifu in Mexicolt. Didn’t get out of bed all week.I had dysentery.
>>43273221whys he so fucking lanky
>>43274277I love Daisy so much, bros.
>>43274961If you love her so much then why don't you marry her?
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>>43274277Nope! I'm going to Equestria as a pony and i'm taking these cute mares to vacation, Vladimir.
>>43275538>he doesn't want mares to lick his salty skinngmi
>>43275555a blessed, and checked, post
