>Hiii anooon its Amy again i'm just calling to say hey and also ask a few questions but don't worry I promise it'll be super duper quick this time cause there's just a few little things I was thinking about recently after I was taking care of my grocery shopping in the market earlier today and goodness did you see how good Strawberry Sunrise's strawberries came in this year I swear that mare must have magic hooves or something to get them so perfect and sweet with how they're looking I mean she's really giving Applejack a run for her bits or at least she would be if they weren't so pricey cause she was charging a whole lotta bits for these tiny little packs of them and I was thinking `there's no way they're that good` but I bought a couple anyway and I was thinking of making some little mini fruit tarts or something with them hey do you know how to make the little tart bread things cause Sisi and I were looking through my cookbook for them when she was visiting and I don't think it has a recipe for them in it which is really crazy when you think about it cause I'm sure as you remember I told you last time this book has like everything in it like its the book that has spicy chocolate and stuff that I'd never normally think about making if I didn't have the recipe in front of me but I still think some of that stuff would be really fun to try sooner or later like in the back pages there's some really funny recipes that have gold flakes and gem dust and stuff in it which I wouldn't normally think would be all that tasty but then again you know how I do the polishing of lots of that kind of stuff for the rock farm across the tracks so I mean it wouldn't be too crazy to try even if it seems like it would just be dusty but worst case maybe Spike would be into it since you know its gems and stuff hahaha speaking of that I just finished the polishing on some topaz for Rarity and I gotta say it's looking shinyyy and I can't wait to see what she does with them once they're delivered which hey after I'm done with that we should totally go do something somewhere like Rainy and I were gonna go check out this new fountain in the park recently that's really pretty that we could show you if you're not too busy that is cause Roseluck told me that Daisy wanted to talk to you because apparently they got these new flowers imported that're really pretty and easy to care for but they got too many and Daisy thinks they might go great in your cottage if you want some of them just don't eat them cause I heard they're not all that tasty even if they looked really good in the flower mare's stall in the market I might've gotten a little bouquet myself if I didn't spend all my bits on strawberries hahaha hey maybe we could try making the tarts together after we visit the fountain that could be really fun I bet though I might need to get more ingredients come to think of it cause I'm not really sure what's in the mini tart bread crust things you wouldn't happen to know do you?
>>43271768Alright... I'll just gallop away from this phone call now.
>>43271768I'd listen to Amy talk abut her day all day...
>>43271768SHUT UP AMY I DON'T FUCKING CARE
>>43271768KEEP TALKING AMY I FUCKING CARE
>>43271768Telecommunication technology and its consequences have been a disaster for Equestria.
Imagine being married to her.
>>43271805I want to hold Amy's hoof with my own hoof.
>>43271808Oi come to the pub in Ipswich! Let's talk about oi me Speccy!
>>43271768"Amy.">"Yes nonny-wonny-ponny?""We know you are calling me to procrastinate on your new organization plan because you haven't have one since Cranky's wedding.">"AAAAHHHHH!!!! I mean- that's not true! I called you because I wanted to tell you about my day!""And?">"Ehhh... tell you a joke.""Oh really? How's it goes?">"Hum... Marco.""Polo.">*Click*(Seriously, what mare calls a guy at 3 AM?")
>>43271778Ok but she now has a valley girl accent.
>>43271851Okay I'm sold.
What would happen if you smooched her in the middle of her rambling?
>>43271871She'd hold my hooves with her own ^:)
>>43271871>"Oh- wha- uh- um, Nonny..."
>>43271871you would get arrested for sexual assault
>>43271871She'd fill my cheeks with CO2 because I doubt she will stop talking.
>>43271896sharing breath with Amy
To be honest i'm really excited to bake the tarts with my green HUMAN HANDS.
>>43272049I want to hug Amy with my pony hooves.
>>43272049I want to please Amy by allowing her to lick my salty skin.
>>43272049I want to jack her horn off with my hands until she cums with an otherworldly pleasure that stallions would never be able to provide.
>>43271819she wants you to come over and >>43271871
>>43272049I want to hoof hold with Amy and trot around ponyville with her as a happy pony couple.
>>43272182Wanker
>>43272167Untermensch
Amre is fat
>>43272245I want to rub Amy's belly with my hoof.
>>43272248>hoofToo bad.
>when Anon lets you lick his salty skin
>>43272253Cope. I'm using my hoof and you can't stop me.
>>43272258>I'm using my hoofto play on the Speccy
>>43272245is this vore
>>43272259>Brown HiEjeet seethingStay mad :)
>>43272265>refusing to please mares with his salty skinngmi
>>43271768
>>43272415
>>43271768>Hi Anon, do you want to visit the new fountain in the park? Also, do you know how to make mini fruit tarts?
>>43272279Imagine a mare sitting on your lap in a sauna, licking your neck contently.
>>43273267Unf.
Whoa oh, telephone liiiine,Give me some time,I’m cumming in Twilight
>>43273499Rad
>>43271768Bump
>>43275104Kill yourself
>>43275104Keep yourself safe
>>43272507If you worked in real life it would be like TiVo and it would just be dead air. I would rather listen to Amy then dead air.
>>43271819>(Seriously, what mare calls a guy at 3 AM?")The best kind of mare. She thinks about (you) all the time.