What's the most appropriate, optimal, economically rewarding choice?
>>43272137twilight sparkle
>>43272137>rape
>>43272137Fuck economics in this context Sunset Shimmer would be more fun to hang out with than Purple Smart.
I would not join their gang given their main activity is taking turns having sex with Spike.
>>43272137>or elseOr what?
>>43272137or else what?
>>43272272>>43272274you become part of the past
>>43272294
>>43272294and what would Twi do?
>>43272137Join with the rich, techno-wizard nepobaby or the near-homeless alien?The answer is pretty clear.
>>43272331you get knotted by the dragon dog
>>43273445That's Sci-Twi so that's just a dog-dog.
>>43273449Dude, a talking dog is no joke. You can solve mysteries with that.
>>43272191You're telling me you wouldn't have sex with Spike?
>>43274129Nah, not my thing.
>>43274149Weak.
>>43272137I don't associate with gangs. Twilight is too dorky to run a gang and is probably using the word as a substitute for friend-group, so Twilight is the best option. I hate dogs though.
>>43272830One is actually a pony though
>>43272137>Join Queen Baconhair.>Recruit False Purplesmart.Sunset knows there is a magical world where she would become a pony. Twilight is a hypernerd who can create gizmos that can collect and channel the magic we need to get to that other world.
Hold on I'll ask.
If you don't join Sunset she will kill you in your sleep, which would be really inconvenient. If you don't join Twilight she'll rape you in your sleep which would be quite the pickle.
>>43274619Not in this dimension.
>>43275011Based. I join Team Dream defenders of justice, rightousness and mankind.
>>43275032Sunset doesn't kill people. Sci-Twi is an unhinged maniac who'd experiment with you.