Would you be friends with the Cutie Mark Crusaders or would they not really get along with you?
>>43274699This thread is pissing me off
>>43274699Oh absofuckinglutely, without a second of hesitation ToT
>>43274706Because you don't like the CMC or what?
>>43274711I don't like threads
>>43274717Well you might wanna go to a different website since threads are kinda the thing here.
I'd bully them
>>43274726But why? They're nice!
>>43274726I'd bully them sexually
>>43274699I think I would like to be, because I like them, but I don't think we'd all that close be close.They're already a pretty tight knit group with a wealth of extended friends to lean on or whatever, I don't think I'd cross their minds past "good morning!" and "how do you do?"
>>43274729Because it's fun, and I have problems.
>>43274734I feel like you could earn easy points with them by just playing along with whatever scheme they're doing. They're gonna like you if it's clear you're not gonna shut them down, at least IMO.
>>43274740Well you'd have less problems if you were petting cute fillies and enjoying making others happy rather than enjoying hurting others.
>>43274744Oh don't worry, I'm gonna do a lot more than just pet them and call them cute. I'm gonna call them cute AND funny ToT
>>43274755Well, luckily for you nobody in Equestria will have any clue what you're talking about!
>>43274763Lucky indeed, means nopony is going to stop me getting my way with them!
>>43274774I'm pretty sure they'll know what to do with that part, they just don't know Twitter lolicon lingo.
>>43274699So, just naturally, probably not, because wide age gap.(Would be acquaintances at most.)But assuming they were older ~10 years older, or I was ~10 years younger...Eh I still don't think I'd be friends with all three of them, ultimately. I think there'd just be too little in common to be friends in the same way they are with each-other.I could end up friends with *one*, *maybe* two, but all three is almost certainly not happening.
>>43274779They're gonna call you grandpa and get you to buy them ice cream.
>>43274778>I'm pretty sure they'll know what to do with that partYes, offer up their fillies to the foal god, duh.
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>>43274791That's the spirit! And she has a perfect attitude for correction too! Thanks for the offering anon, I'll get to work on her right away!
>>43274699No. I like them but I would not fit into their group dynamic and wouldn’t want to get roped into the trouble they cause.
>>43274852Aw c'mon, being roped into trouble might be fun!
>>43274699Nah bro. I ain't tryna catch a case
>>43274858They're fillies, they're not gonna give you a case of beer even if they wanted to.
>>43274856>roped into trouble might be funYou can say that again!
>>43274699they would call me fat. and then try to get me on an excersize program. and shout something along the lines of "cutie mark crusaders personal trainers"
>>43274898And you'd love every moment of it, right?
>>43274741Sure but you also have to consider your own place in Ponyville and how likely they might think to come to you of all ponies with their cutie mark mischief.
>>43274910True, it's not a big town but big enough that you might not naturally end up involved in their shenanigans.
>>43274726Tip all earth filliesCork all unifilliesTie the wings on all pegafillies
>>43274899Any fics out there that are basically that pic?
>>43274726T. Babs Sneed
>>43274699I'm too old to hang out with fillies.
>>43274699I would be friends with them just to be closer to Sweetie Belle.
>>43274699I'd be like a cool uncle who is funny and buys them all the best toys but also be the creepy uncle who touches them for too long on their thighs.
>>43274699Lotta freaky weirdos in this thread.I'm a sour, bitter, cynical nazi, but much like old Uncle Adolf, I have a soft spot for small creatures, and I would dote on the little fillies. I'd be happy to lift heavy things for them, follow them around and protect them from danger, and provide scratches and pets and snuggles if they ever needed it. I would find their overabundant energy and childish antics annoying at times, but I could never stay mad at My Little Ponies.
>>43274699These angels would LOVE me!
>>43274699I would make it my mission to make sure that nothing ever happens to them
I could see Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle not liking me.Apple Bloom is pretty accepting though. It's kind of hard for me to imagine her hating anyone.
>>43274699theres nothing i want to do more than take care of small horses but theyre sapient and can mostly fend for themselves so id just pet them every now and then
A fourth of you are massive faggots who'll never go to Equestria and would be banished to the sun the moment you try anything.Anyway, I'd convince them to commit physically harmless crimes with me ranging from infractions to misdemeanors for fun.
>>43274699I suppose I could be friends with them. Maybe I could teach Sweetie Belle some unicorn magic at my hermit unicorn cave.
>>43275824>A fourth of you are massive faggotsCorrect, you're in that group. Thanks for pointing yourself out!
You'd stop Scootaloo from eating sand, right?
>>43276020Obviously. I'd make her eat my cum instead.
>>43276020no she is free to eat all of the sand in the world
>>43276020>You'd stop Scootaloo from eating sand, right?No, I don't think I will.
>>43276020I really like sand. The way it crunches between my teeth, the way it grinds against my gums.
>>43276020Where's Anakin when you need him?
>>43274699I would be there friend not only that i would become there sexual partner so i can fuck them in the ass.
>>43277460Come on anon, they're just fillies... you can't do that unless it's their idea!
>>43274699Being friends with children of the opposite gender is not acceptable. But we have homos so you could argue both genders. But I have hope there are anons that could be bros with colts without wanting to diddle them. And there are a rare few that could be "bros" with the CMC without other motives, but that's a laughable take in general though.
>>43278605>But I have hope there are anons that could be bros with colts without wanting to diddle themThat's 90% of this entire board, nonny. I, for one, wouldn't mind being bros with Spike or Rumble or whoever if it means we get to do some wacky shit you'd see in something like FiM itself.
>>43278616I feel like Spike would be one of the go-to buds for a lot of anons. Roughly the same level of maturity along with a desire to rag on everyone else in their lives means he's a perfect fit.
