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yeeeah, work that grill baby.

>>43275128
what does rape smell like

>>43275155
Sweat and shame.

Thanks for the new thread!
So I had an idea meant to inspire greens.
No idea if it will work, but are we worse off if it doesn't?
Write a green that includes the phrase
"She's right behind me isn't she?"
That's it.
That's the whole idea.
Maybe I've had better ideas.
And I've certainly had worse.

A snippet from How to be Dense where I was just trying to do Looney Tunes type comedy.
https://ponepaste.org/11423

>In PE, all we were doing was running laps around the track.
>Rainbow was in charge here and was intent on keeping me moving.
>Rainbow urged "C'mon Anon! Cardio is just as important as strength training! You need to build your endurance up!"
>That got some giggles from both Fluttershy and senpai.
>Rainbow whipped her head around to them and asked "What are you two laughing at? You both could benefit from more cardio too! He's already lapped BOTH of you."
>Then Rainbow got a wicked gleam in her eye and said "Oh I know how to motivate all THREE of you on this!"
"Uh-oh" I managed to get out.
>Then Rainbow loudly declared "Anonymous, if Twilight or Fluttershy can catch you, they get to pants you and keep your shorts!"
"You can't be serious." I said and then looked at senpai and Fluttershy. They BOTH had predatory smiles and a wicked gleam in their eyes as they wordlessly lunged forward towards me.
>Rainbow herself had a wicked smile as she told me "Better run dude. I'm going on ahead and if you have any questions you can ask when I lap you."
>And with that Rainbow was off at her own pace
>I was left with no choice but to RUN like a Doctor Who companion.
"Hey!"
"That's cheating!"
"You guys have to stay on the track! Not cut across!"
"Rainbow!"
"RAINBOWWWW!!"

>>43275217
Writing in classic toon style is always fun.
Check out this ancient example, if you dare:
>https://poneb.in/RqfUpmZG

>>43275223
Angrywino had some solid stuff, wish he wasn’t always so down on himself when he was posting.

>>43275155
quite nice, I like taking strolls through the rape fields in summer.

>>43275295
one day he will become Serenesober
>>43275311
they already have an official pony thread

>>43275295
Yeah, he always made me laugh, but he did strike me as broken.

>>43275536
>makes you laugh
>is secretly dying inside
Just like Pinkie

>>43275217
I bet Rainbow is wearing those tiny booty shorts.

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>Fluttershy is actually a black belt and a master of all martial arts
>experts theorize that she could be the greatest warrior in the world if she wanted to
>but she just does her training for fun
>she could never bring herself to actually hurt any pony
>she's just happy to know that she could if she wanted to
>and she looks at (You)
>"You're lucky I'm so nice, Anon. Otherwise, if I really wanted to, I could easily break you."

>>43275598
"Fluttershy. I have a gun. It doesn't care if you kick good."
>"O-oh. You wouldn't shoot me right?"

>Day 34 on Earth.
>The morning sun shines through the window, prodding you awake.
>You blink a few times to adjust.
>The world is bland. Normal. Colorless.
>It's been like this for a bit now.
>Sometimes you still feel like you might open your eyes to that pastel world.
>That you'd go back to life as it was.
>But it seems like the real world is where you'll stay after all.
>"Good morning, Anon~"
>You stare at the ceiling.
>...Well, time to get the day started.
>You head to the bathroom.
>Shit, Shower, Shave.
>Brush your teeth, get dressed for work.
>You enter the kitchen for your morning coffee.
>Your eyes snap to the dining table.
>There, sitting on the table, on one of your plates, is a freshly made serving of omurice.
>A heart of ketchup adorns it.
>"For you, Anon~"
>...
"Man,"
>You think aloud.
"Must have left this out last night. Silly me. Can't be any good anymore, though. Shame."
>You pick up the plate and slide the still-warm omurice into the trash.
>You grab your bag quickly and stride to your car.

>You clack away at your keyboard, organizing the spreadsheet as efficiently as you can.
>It's been a long, long time since you did this, but even out of practice, it only took you a week or so to get back into the swing of it.
>Your job has a nice repetitiveness to it.
>You sit in your cubicle, you get the work done, you take lunch, you pretend to work till you leave, then you do.
>It's been nice slipping back into the routine.
>If only...
>"You look so cute over your computer, Anon~"
>Your eyes laser focus onto the screen.
>Laser focus.
>This spreadsheet's done. On to the next one.
>You do this unblinkingly for hours.
>Your boss swings by.
>"Hey Anon," she greets, knocking on your cubicle.
>She has a coffee in her hand and a smile on her face.
>Sympathetic.
>You tear your eyes away from the screen, leaning back in your chair and running your hands through your hair.
"Hey Lisa."
>"How's everything going?" she asks.
"Good! Good. I'm fine. Very productive today."
>"Yeah?"
"Yeah."
>She stands there for a moment.
>"Okay, well if you ever need anything, please let me know."
"Of course."
>She smiles, then turns around to walk away.
>You immediately snap your eyes back to your computer.
>"...Are you sure you're okay?"
>You nod.
"I'm fine Lisa, I promise."
>The woman stops herself and turns back around.
>"...I'm sorry?"

>>43275654

>...Your blood freezes.
>"Sorry, did you say something Anon?"
>"Yeah Anon~, did you say something?~"
>You can feel a hoof on your shoulder.
"No! No. Sorry, nothing!"
>Lisa stares at you for a second, then steps back over.
>"You know Anon, it's barely been a month since you woke back up. Are you *sure* you're okay being back here?"
>You let out a breathy laugh, trying your best to force the anxiety back down.
"...I promise. I'm just a little tired."
>You smile at her, as genuine as you can.
>She looks back at you, smiles in return, "...Okay." Then continues walking.
>You watch her leave, heart racing.
>You exhale sharply, then redirect your attention back to your work.
>Spreadsheet, email, spreadsheet, email.
>New email.
>You click it quickly.
>It's from an address you've never seen, outside your work organization.
>[no subject]
>"Are spreadsheets your fetish, Anon~?" it says.
>You stare at the email for a half second too long.
>"Well?~"
>You force a laugh.
"Damn spam messages,"
>You say, just loud enough.
>Into the trash it goes.

>"How have things been since last week?" Dr. Sanders asks.
>You sit on the comfy chair across from him, trying your best to relax.
"You know, same old same old. I think I'm finally settled back into my routines."
>"That's impressive," the therapist praises. "Most people in your situation would be out for months."
>He scribbles something down.
>"How has the anxiety been?"
>You twiddle your thumbs.
"Pretty much gone!"
>...The doctor looks at you.
>"That so?"
"Yes sir."
>He pauses for a couple of moments.
>"It's not good to lie, Anon~"
>You keep your eyes locked to the ground.
>You focus on your breathing.
>You flick your eyes to the side for a split second.
>Juuust a split second.
>Long enough to catch the yellow and pink floating dangerously close to you.
>"You know," Dr. Sanders starts, "I keep noticing you glancing to the side during our sessions. Like you're looking at something."
>You stare at him, unmoving, then shrug.
"I mean... I mean, I dunno. Am I?"
>"You are." He taps his pencil on his notepad, then leans forward. "Anon, I can't help you if you don't help me help you. You need to tell me everything that's been happening since you woke up."
>He looks you over.
>"It's impressive to reintegrate so fast after a coma, but if your mind is lagging behind your body, it's a recipe for disaster. You need to be honest with me..."
>He pauses one more time.
>"Is everything okay?"

>>43275662

>You hear the wingbeats in your ears, just feet away from you.
>You can smell her clean fur.
>Her teal eyes drift past you.
>You rub your hands together, then, with a smile, you shrug, hands up in the air.
"Nothing's wrong, Doc. Couldn't be better."

>You brush your teeth.
>It's a worknight, after all.
>Gotta be well-rested for those spreadsheets.
>You rinse your mouth and spit out the water.
>You walk past and ignore the yellow p0ny sitting on your toilet, wiping your face with your bath towel.
>You make the rounds around your apartment, locking your door and turning off all the lights.
>You settle into bed, staring at the ceiling for a few moments, then close your eyes.
>It's quiet.
>All you can hear is the soft sound of cars down on the street.
>All you can smell is your clean sheets.
>A weight presses into your bed.
>"Goodnight, Anon~. See you tomorrow~."
>You say nothing.
>You ignore the shuffling of the sheets next to you.
>Everything's fine.
>Everything's normal.
>If you want life to return to how it once was...
>...You can never acknowledge
>Fucking Fluttershy

pastebin.com/u/th3seus

>>43275666
Good shit anon

>>43275666
Devious story Satan. If only Anon finds peace.

>>43275666
The way they talk to him, makes me think other Anons have similar experiences.

>>43275666
Hey, that was pretty good. I liked--
>the3seus
no fucking way. No fucking way. No!

I literally stood up in my chair. What the fuck. Excellent to see you again, Satan. I'm amazed you still remember your password.

>>43275855
>>43275906
>>43275983
>>43276263
>>43276410

Ayy, appreciate it guys. Just an idea I randomly had and thought I'd hop back in for a sec and see if I could realize it. Glad you all liked it!

>please use ponepaste.org

I forgot that that was the new standard desu, but I don't really plan on regularly writing more or anything so I'll probably just leave it up on my old decrepit pastebin.

>I'm amazed you still remember your password

It took a couple tries ngl lol. I think I remember my trip too but I don't think I really wanna bust it out.

>>43276462
Not that anon but the ponepaste bit was mostly for safety reasons since Pastebin started deleting a bunch of stuff awhile ago

>>43276462
Glad to see you visit at least

>>43275666
kek, anon should talk to his therapist, maybe he has pills that can banish the yellowquiets

Great story, and it's neat to see a new one from an author whose stuff I've only ever read years after it was posted

>>43276462
>I'll probably just leave it up on my old decrepit pastebin.
As the other anon said, there's a non-zero chance it will get deleted at some point. A big swath of greens were wiped out seemingly picked out at random overnight when they suddenly decided they don't host lewd stuff or fan fiction.
Almost everything that was lost has archived at poneb.in, but things still vanish from time to time, whenever their algorithm decides to up and delete shit

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>>43275155
>"Does this candle smell like chloroform to you?"

>>43277020
Almost as strong as the stuff I practice on.

>>43276462
While you're here, Theseus, I'd love to know how you came up with the idea for Then and Now

>>43277751
I wish I could remember specifically, it was close to half my lifetime ago. I think I had just been reading a lot of FR stories and had the idea of p0nies seeing two versions of Anon and how they'd react and I kind of built it from there. It's really cool that people are still reading it. It feels so long ago and like it'd be such a small blip on the kind of insane lifetime this thread and board have had, lol

>>43276793
Damn, I remember reading about this years ago when I posted that 2020 story but didn't realize it was that bad. I guess I just kinda figure my stories are pretty tame all things considered so they weren't really at risk. Is patebin completely obsolete for green now?

>>43277122
This sounds completely ridiculous lol, but mine was secure, yeah. Guess my old pastebin is the only thing linking me to back then now.

>>43277913
I've been more or less off 4chan for a decade or so, so to read "the great Chicken Jockey Incident has ruined all secure tripcodes" with no real context is just funny lol

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>>43277938
>>43277957

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>>43277968
They were probably scared of a repeat performance and started tinkering with shit behind the scenes.
I'm honestly surprised it hasn't happened again yet

>>43277957
Thanks for the spoonful, sonny. As ridiculous as it sounded, lol

Well I don't wanna /soc/ too hard and interrupt the usual board routine, thanks for indulging in my nostalgia. Glad you guys are still going strong. Here's to 14 more years.

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>>43278066
>14 more years
I've a sneaking suspicion this ride never ends.

>>43277879
>I guess I just kinda figure my stories are pretty tame all things considered so they weren't really at risk.
To this date nobody can figure out why the greens that were deleted got deleted. Some were very lewd, some were not, it was like they had an algorithm that involved rolling some dice, or spraying buckshot in the vague, general direction of whatever their robot thought was bad.

>>43278066
You aren’t interrupting anything, we’re pretty slow normally

>>43278409
Like, you can compare a user's pastebin.com/u/username link with the same link written as poneb.in/u/username to get the archived version and see what's missing, but while some deletions kinda make sense, some are just baffling.

I can only guess that there's some kind of dumb shit involved like removing pastes that have the word "harassment" because it contains "ass" in there, or something generally stupid like that.

Off 9

>>43277981
Never say never

Hello everyone! It's Tuesday and How to be Dense has updated!
(How to be Dense is an EQG harem comedy)
https://ponepaste.org/11423
This time is the first part of Pinkie's day with Anonymous.
But Pinkie declares she is Anon's FREAKY girlfriend!
I feel this installment is particularly Flutterrape-friendly one.
Allow me to show you a snippet and see if you agree.

>Pinkie then informed Fluttershy "Okay everyone has marked him. Time to let him go test the gloryholes." And Fluttershy released me and handed the leash back to Pinkie who rushed me into my stall and demanded "Pants down."
As I complied I realized I had to get ahead of this saying "Shouldn't we test these things before we stick any anatomy through them? We can't replace my cock after all."
>Pinkie considered and stated "I suppose that's true. What kind of test did you have in mind?"
"These tesseracted gloryholes should work both ways. Just have the girls push a note through without sticking their fingers in to test. If the notes come out readable they should be okay."
>Pinkie smiled and said "That sounds great Nonny! Okay girls, you heard him. Write him a gloryhole note to encourage him to stick it in and he'll read them out loud."
>I breathed a sigh of relief as she rushed to her own stall. Soon the notes started coming and I read them aloud as instructed.
"I'm going to ride you hard and put you away wet. If that's okay?"
"Oh no! A huge wyrm has appeared and now I must smother it with my maiden's mouth!"
"I want to fondle your apples! (Balls)"
"Stick it in! I'll do crutches again!!!"
"I'll decide what hole to use once you stick it in darling."
"Time's wasting! Let's go go go!"
"All of the above!"

Next week is the other part of Pinkie's day and the end of Act 2!

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>fluttershy is banging on your door when this happens
>(see pic)
>fluttershy goes home defeated

>>43279116
How rude!

>>43279007
So who were to correct choices during Pinkie’s game?

>>43279483
Well honestly, as I already knew I was planning bonus sex for the next part, I never had an order in mind.
Sorry.
But..
It's GOOD bonus sex.

>>43279589
Anon needs to practice his hands-on game. Can't be mistaking the girls between each other.

>>43280047
I’m sure he’ll improve with time

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>Luna damages your spin so you cant run away

>>43280702
That’s a big mare

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>>43275128
I wonder what nebulus is doing these days. Board greens are what really got me into reading for fun, and after running them dry i'd moved onto things like othodox pony fanfiction, other fandom fanfiction, webnovels, translated asian webnovels, and even google chrome browser MTL'd raw webnovels. Nebulus stood out to me as a particularly great writer on the board and after scouring the net for various literature I can still come back here and say that he stands out as particularly skilled, even compared to professionals and such.
The pony fandom's quality standard is ridiculous, actually.

>>43280702
Looks like she damaged her own spine by standing up like that.

>>43275128

>>43281776
This how this lead to>>43281203
So no, I won’t fall for that again.

>10
Guys, this is a really dangerous place to be. Mares can be here.

>>43282281
Oh, guaranteed.
You're lucky we didn't catch you in time.

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>>43280794
For you

*cough*

>>43282324
[This poster was set upon by nurse mares and dragged away to a clinic]

It’s a trap!
>https://derpibooru.org/images/3827010

> https://tantabus.ai/images/81331

>>43281203
>>43281928
>Yeah, right. That human probably just had a one night stand with that mare and regretted it in the morning, and then got her to participate in his humiliation ritual by threatening her with legal action. A rape victim wanting to spend time around their rapist is like something out of a porn game.

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>twilight washed your underwear for you and now you're her property

>>43282860
Feathers off whore!

>>43282860
Any good yandere main 6 greens? I think yandere ponies are fun.

>>43283293
There's probably art on derpibooru.

>>43283293
There was a yandere thread a long time ago. It got killed by a yandere sadly. Great art though.

>>43283790
>yandere thread kill
That's a shame. Yandere Applejack has such good potential.

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>>43283790
Mmm, yeah I remember that. Makes me sad to know that this place is slowly dying. I wish we could have a rebirth. They had some great greens out of that too. Maybe if I ever learn how to post a thread after all these years of being on 4chan I'll start one.

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>>43283792
Honestly, all of the major characters have good yandere potential. Especially Applejack. I know Twi has a story on Fimfiction where she's batshit insane and chases Celestia and Anon around the planet to get him to marry him. It was pretty goated.

>>43283792
I think Neb has an AJ story that kinda scratches the itch but I’m having a hard time finding it

>>43284102
Found it
https://ponepaste.org/907

>>43283798
I really do miss the yandere threads

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She'll eat your ass

>>43284743
Leave my donkey alone fiend!

>>43284743
Can't she sit on my face so she can make me eat her ass instead?

This bitch is a pain in the balls.

>>43284447
I have made a yandere thread if any of you want to join in loving yandere mares
>>43285080

>>43279007
>They let me out of the glory hole and once I opened the stall door Pinkie was waiting to take my arm.
As we passed the bathroom mirrors I said "Wait a sec. I want to see what you girls wrote on me." And pulled my shirt up quickly.
>On my left hip "Free cock" was written with an arrow pointing helpfully. And on my right hip it was "Fuck me!"
>Pinkie asked me "Aww. Isn't that cute? You know you REALLY should put out if you're going to tease us like that."
"That argument would have a great deal more weight if I was the one that wrote it." I stated deadpan as I tucked my shirt back in.
>Pinkie considered "Hmm, so since it's my day would you write on yourself if I asked you too?"
"Well alright, yes I would." I had to admit.
>With a mischievous giggle Pinkie declared "You heard him girls. Text me suggestions for him to write on himself!"
>I could only sigh in response as they giggled.

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>>43284903
>Leave my donkey alone fiend!

>>43285106
Great.
Have this.
>>43285591

>>43275654

>>43285514
Lady, you're just bland. Not a donkey.

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>>43285882

>>43285311
Oh my

>>43280863
>nebulus
He's still around. Just dips in and out.
I agree that he's a good writer. Certainly one of my favorites.
>>43277851
>p0nies
holy fucking oldfag

I recommend Then and Now all the time around the board because it's one of my favorite greens. getmeouttahere also made a blog on FimFiction that talked about some of his favorite Rainbro stories, and Then and Now was listed as his favorite. So I imagine it may have some fans outside of this thread/board too.

>>43286934
>Then and Now
Can you link it? I can't find it on either fimfiction or ponepaste.

>>43287016
First chapter is here:
https://poneb.in/FydzrrHi

The rest should be easy to find. I'd also recommend "And Everything Nice". It's a comfy Femanon x Pinkie story with rapey Fluttershy shenanigans thrown in there too.

Jacked it to mares 3 times today

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>>43287190

>>43287191
Jacking to a mare is ok. Actually touching one is a no go. Them's the rules Moonie.

>>43282860
>how [Branded] should have ended

>>43287191
>>43287389
Plapping these mares WITH NO SURVIVORS

>>43286260
See, it ain't called a donkey stare.

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>>43287190
>only 3
rookie numbers, anon
how many times do you think Fluttershy hoofed herself to humans in just this hour alone?

>>43287650
Shut up, Fluttercunt.

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>>43287715
I'm just saiyan

>>43287650
>>43287734
(You)'re getting seeded when I get my hands on you Butterslut
>>43282860
>>43283768
>>43283795
I'm gonna breed your friends too

>8

>>43287650
I personally think Twilight is a bigger human-perv.

Firgger is forcing us on pg10 guess that means I'll just have to splooge inside more mares

>>43275128

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Lots of frogs on /mlp/ this morning.

Fluttershy, tell your frogs to cease their obnoxious croaking. That’s most definitely not my fetish.

>>43288877
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbPG5TMZNEw

>>43288877
She already has a chorus of birds to greet us every morning, now we have one with frogs at night. They get really into it when it rains.

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>>43288877
Are you sure frogs aren't your fetish?

>>43289285
I'm gonna tear your frog costume off and mount your exposed ass

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>>43289285
Begone Yellowmare. You may be cute but my wife is all I need

>>43289291
This is pathetic Fluttershy. Stop posting.

>>43275128

>>43289297
She's not cute, and no one wants you as a wife background horse.

>>43289297
How many times did she rape you before you developed Stockholm Syndrome?

>>43289285
Why don't you try licking them Fluttershy.

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>>43289536
It was only twice along with heavy cuddling after. But that's besides the point.

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>>43289285
only long frog-like tongues are my fetish, as you can clearly see here

>>43290336
She's trying to get that slice of cake you ate.

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>>43290682
Gonna start calling that cake child support then, cause she ain't getting either one.

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It's milf time

>>43286934
Oh damn, I had no idea, that's really flattering. I remember GMOH was considered one of the best AiE writers, if I remember the specific thread correctly, on top of FR. I never considered myself in the same tier as him. Never knew he thought so highly of my story, that's awesome. I don't remember if I ever even interacted with him in the thread, lol

>>43291500
And forgive the double post, but it's also very flattering that you recommend the story still. Very glad it's your favorite and that it resonated with you in some way. Again, it was such a small part of my life and the board as a whole so long ago, and quarantined from the rest of my life, but I do still take pride in it and am happy people are still reading it.

>>43291500
Here's the blog if you want to see him glaze you, lel:
https://www.fimfiction.net/blog/704567/remembering-rainbro
>>43291505
Then and Now was the first Flutterrape green that I really read from the beginning. I got into it right as it was being started and I followed it all the way until the end. I also gave it a reread about... two or so years ago and still liked it.

I have a few more fan questions while you're here.
Did you actually play basketball like Anon does in the story?
Why did you choose the name Th3seus?

>>43291520
Damn, from the beginning? The ride truly never ends, huh? lol

I played basketball as a kid but swapped it for volleyball in high school, then played up until college where I stopped. I still play for fun in some low-stakes tournaments with friends but there was a good 10 years after college where I wasn't playing. I can't remember why I opted for basketball instead of volleyball for Anon's sport. I think because I was trying to avoid a full-on self insert, and I also think basketball is cooler even as a volleyball player lol

In college I took a mythology class that more or less boiled down to the professor telling myths like stories. I took it with my roommate and our favorite stories were Theseus's because almost every tale boiled down to him being threatened then reverse uno carding them and going about his day, and we thought it was hilarious. I think that was just on my mind that evening when I was sitting around trying to come up with a name. I used Th3seus for pastebin because "Theseus" was taken already, lol

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>Nubulus looks deep into your eyes before disappearing into the to bogs of england

Hello everyone! It's Tuesday and How to be Dense has updated!
(How to be Dense is an EQG harem comedy.)
https://ponepaste.org/11423
Now we get to see the second half of Pinkie's first day!
There's a bit more sex than expected!
And I still don't know what to call Pinkie's fetish!
Oh and Act 2 has been completed!
AND we get a quick glimpse of Act 3!
(The story did NOT end with the sex!)
Act 3 will see new characters and new settings as the eight-way war plays out!
So come back next week for more..
How to be Dense!

>>43292144
May as well give a little teaser for FR!

>This was confusing.
>My first thought was to ask Pinkie if she was sure.
>But SHE was the one who had just handed me the script while SMILING!
>So yeah, she was sure.
>This was what she wanted and it didn't really matter if I didn't understand the reasons yet.
>I had decided I was going to make them all HAPPY.
>Of course they were going to throw me some curveballs. I was quite guilty of that myself so I couldn't complain.
"Sorry, I just needed a moment to come to terms on this. To be fair I had imagined something like this might happen, just not on someone's first day." I said.
Then I looked at senpai and Fluttershy and asked "Due diligence compels me to ask if you ladies are okay with this?"
>Their answers came in the form of smiling nods.
>Those smiles were a hair away from being feral. Better not delay.
"Then take it away please senpai." I conceded.
>Senpai cleared her throat and read aloud "That was a lot of fun in there kohai."
>Fluttershy chimed in with an enthusiastic "Yeah."
"You girls were amazing! I feel so very lucky that I'm your boyfriend!" I said as I tried to read with proper emotion.
>Fluttershy asked "So what are you going to do now Anon?"
"Well I'm going back to Pinkie's place in the Pussy Wagon. Seems very likely I'm going to be unspeakably molested on the way." I stated.
>Pinkie spoke up with "Yup!"
>Fluttershy opined "That sounds wonderful!"
>Senpai agreed with "Yeah. Can we come with you?"
"Well it's Pinkie's day so it's her call to share me." I read aloud.
>Pinkie just said "SURE!"
"Thank you Pinkie. I'm a very lucky boyfriend." I stated.
>Senpai turned to Fluttershy and inquired "What do ya say? Wanna pop his threesome cherry with me?"
>Fluttershy just said "Yay."
"Thank you ladies. I feel like a very lucky boyfriend to get my threesome cherry popped... And scene!" I stated.

>>43292147
I gotta get to this

>>43292144
So Pinkie is kind of a cuck? I say kind of because this is a harem situation, a girl is going to watch someone else fuck at some point.

>>43291565
Making him a basketball player was a good choice solely because it gave us the image of Rainbow Dash dribbling. Dash becoming a b-baller was one of my favorite things about Then and Now. I wouldn't want to read about her becoming a volley ball fan, that'd be gay as hell.

>Damn, from the beginning?
yeah, i think I might be a lifer at this point, so the ride basically ends when I die

>>43292926
Huh. I had not thought of that I admit.
Sure I could retreat to the technical definition that a cuckold is a man who raises another man's children. But that's not the popular understanding and I'm aware of that.
I just wanted our resident party planner to enjoy Anon being used like a party toy by her friends.

>>43292147
Looking forward to the next part

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>>43275128

Continuing from
>>43275217
(Some additional info you need is the HuMane 7 are new freshmen and the Crusaders are Junior class cheerleaders with a van.)

>After class we were out in front of the gym chatting.
>Well, I was sitting against a planter exhausted drinking a bottle of water, and the girls were standing around me and talking.
>Then they started waving to someone that was approaching.
>Soon three voices said in smiling unison "Hi Anonymous!"
>It was the cheerleaders.
"Hello ladies." I said somewhat brightly "How are you today?"
>Then they noticed my tired state and asked in unison "What happened to you?"
"One of Rainbow's ideas to get me to run more worked a little better than intended."
>Scootaloo cocked her eyebrow at me and asked "Were you giving her any guff?"
"Nope." I declared. "And you'll soon learn that's not my style."
>Rainbow intervened with "Yeah he's respectful just by default. But it's the first week and we're still learning his limits. Plus he's never had anyone coaching him."
>Scootaloo relented with "Okay, okay. So what was the idea?"
"Rainbow noted that senpai and Fluttershy could use more cardio too. So she declared that if they could catch me, then they could pants me and keep my shorts!"
>Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle both tried to hide their smiles behind their hands while choking back laughter.
>Meanwhile Scootaloo briefly looked and Twilight and Fluttershy and said "There's more to it right?"
"Yeah. They didn't follow the implied rules like staying on the track." I said a little indignantely.
>Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle were still trying to suppress laughing and not really succeeding at it.
"THEN they got the idea for one of them to stay still while the other one chased me into them. So yeah, I'm a little tired still."
>Scootaloo shot her friends a look that silenced them and then turned back to me and said "I get it. I know where it all went wrong and what you should do next time."
These cheerleaders were still pretty new to me and I didn't have their every angle down just yet. Might as well stumble into whatever they're planning here. "What's that?" I asked.
>Scootaloo stated matter-of-factly "Next time just let them catch you." with an easy smile.
>"Mm-hmm" said Sweetie Belle.
>"Yup." said Apple Bloom
I calmly asked "What?"
>Scootaloo carried on saying "Yeah. Just stop and let them come to you and take your shorts off real slow so they can enjoy it."
>Sweetie Belle said "I bet that would make them happy."
>Apple Bloom added "Oh I'm sure it would!"

>>43294192
I was nonplussed as I asked "And what about the exercise we're supposed to be getting?"
>Scootaloo put her hand on her cheek and said "Oh gosh, that's a good question!"
>Sweetie Belle added "And we wouldn't want Anonymous running around half naked out here either."
>Apple Bloom declared "Oh man, that would be embarrassing!"
>Scootaloo then proclaimed "Oh I know! We could let them into the van!"
>Sweetie Belle informed "With a happy girl on either side of him!"
>Apple Bloom added "With a blanket covering them so they don't get embarrassed!"
I was getting a little heated and looking for an escape, so I said "T-that still doesn't help with exercise."
>Scootaloo was completely undeterred as she said "Oh exercise happens pretty naturally from there. First the girls slip off your underwear and hand it over to us..."
>Sweetie Belle continued with "And we hang them on the rearview mirror."
>Apple Bloom went on with "So they don't get lost."
>Scootaloo then proclaimed "Then the girls take turns on you!"
>Sweetie Belle informed "Which is a GREAT workout!"
>Apple Bloom then offered "And a LOT of fun too!"
"I-I-I-I.." I stammered.
>The cheerleaders were leaning with big smile in anticipation of me giving in.


Also off 8!

>>43294195
These girls are little rascals.

>>43294293
Indeed

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late night boop

>>43293962
I hope she doesn't rape us.

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>you help fluttershy up after she slipped and fell
>shes a little heavy tho

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>>43295050
Starlight would never do something like that; she's too sweet and innocent

>>43295407
I do think it’s funny how Twi fucked up what character that is in his description

>>43295812
Just don't ask for a sponge bath. I won't fall for that one again.

>>43295407
She's fat!

>>43296359
With love

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>>43295850
You follow horseporn on twitter I see.

Did you also see GodofFury's animation with Fluttershy?

>"Oh man nigga don't hate me 'cause I'm beautiful, nigga. Maybe if you ditched that old yeeyee ass manecut you'd get some mares on your dick. Oh! Better yet, maybe Fluttershy will call your dog ass, after she finished with that minotaur or chaos entity or whatever she fuckin' with. NIGGA."

>>43296980
Who? I’m curious.

>>43296980
I think I might’ve missed that

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This could be us

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>>43297177
GodofFury... theyre on twit and derpi

D-dont tell me im the only one who...

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>>43297520
NTA but I don't have twitter
>godoffury
he drew this request of mine, so he's alright in my book.
he also does good porn (don't tell Fluttershy)

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>>43297730
I follow a lot of artists, horse and otherwise.

>>43297730
Godoffury drew that? His SFM shit is hot but why doesn't he do more of picrel? That shit's great.

>>43297975
It is really nice

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>dash eats green popsicles outside your window
>shes trying to communicate something I just dont know what

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>>43298603
>shes trying to communicate something I just don't know what
WHAT DID SHE MEAN BY THIS?!?!

not pictured here is Rarity, who totally knows what she means by this

>>43298603
Fuck you Dash

>>43298603
Make her choke on it.

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>you finally found a cool one you can smoke with

Another teaser from How to be Dense.

"My friends, I want justice."
>Adagio said in a warning tone "Anonymous."
>Sweetie Belle threw up a white telekinetic dome over the creepy girls to protect them.
"Relax. I have no intention of using violence. Wouldn't be any fun beating a helpless person. That said, I WILL have my figurative pound of flesh."
"Rainbow." I called out.
>Suddenly she was by my side saying "Right here Anon." and pounding her fist into her palm.
I asked her "Would you like to touch my butt?
>Rainbow was plainly shocked as she asked "W-what?"
>Suddenly everyone was silent.
>Throughout the entirety of the gathering you could here a pin drop.
I looked at Adagio and asked "You're recording?"
>Adagio, still stunned, simply nodded.
I spoke loudly so everyone could hear. "My name is Anonymous and of my own free will I am asking my friend Rainbow Dash if she would like to touch my butt. It's Ladies choice, she knows what that means, with only two conditions. One, we're in public, so please consider that. Two, I want THEM to see it!" and I pointed at the creepy girls.
>The tense atmosphere changed to one of interested curiosity.
>Sweetie Bell dropped the protective dome over the creepy girls.
>Rainbow asked again "Anon are you sure?"
With a confident smile I answered "Yes Rainbow. I'm sure."
"I want you to touch me in the ways you've imagined."
"I want you to enjoy it."
"And I want to enjoy it with you."
>Scootaloo hissed "Rainbow!" and shot her a knowing look.
>Rainbow suddenly smiled, looked at me and asked "Anon, what are you REALLY asking?"
"Fair enough." I said as I gathered myself and stood straight and tall and declared "Thank you for giving me the chance to do this properly."
"My name is Anonymous and I am aware I'm being recorded. I would like to take this chance to ask my friends," and I faced them each in turn.
"Rainbow Dash,"
"Sunset Shimmer,"
"Pinkie Pie,"
"Applejack,"
"Fluttershy,"
"Rarity,"
"And Twilight Sparkle,"
"If they would do me the honor of being my girlfriends?"
>In unison they all said "YES!"
>Then 6 of them said "Get him Rainbow!" with big smiles!
>>Rainbow gave them a two-finger salute and turned to me.
>She put her hand on her chin for a moment as she considered.
>With a smile Rainbow declared "First thing is to spread your legs. I want easy access to those good manners of yours."
I spread my legs just beyond shoulder-width as my cock started to rise and said "I can't wait to be easy for you."
>Rainbow kept smiling as she said "Good boy. I'm going to loosen your belt so I can slip my hands inside your pants okay?"
>(Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle both handed a happy Scootaloo $5 each.)
"That sounds SO hot."
>Rainbow loosened my belt several notches and moved to embrace me CLOSELY. Her left thigh made gentle contact with my balls as she put both of her hands underneath my pants to grab my asscheeks!
>As she leaned in, her breasts pressed against me with a wonderful softness

>>43299747
Ran out of room for the link. Sorry.
https://ponepaste.org/11423

>>43299747
Nice, thank you

>>43299747
Rainbow has breasts!

>8

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>what have has it all been for

>>43300958
Love of the game

>>43301288
She keeps losing the game.

>>43300958
HMD?

>>43283293
you probably already know Blondie-anon's stuff, but he wrote some yandere Twilight. I don't know if Steamy Magic is finished though.
https://ponepaste.org/139
https://ponepaste.org/130

Besides Slasher_Science, our most yandere coded writefag was probably Jibber. I'd recommend Lyra's Misery, Fatal Fluttershy, Love Unwhole---all the early stuff.
His best story is In Loco Parentis; Fluttershy is in it, and acts p yandere, but she's not the main focus.
https://poneb.in/u/Jibber

I can't think of any yandere AJ greens. Aether wrote Applerape way back when, but I haven't read that. There's also Applejack's Obsession on Ponepaste, but it's way too short. Maybe check out that one and Husbandry, which is another AJ green.
https://ponepaste.org/11606
https://poneb.in/hNry9Qi1

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>rainbow dash or even AJ have the physical strength to probably kill you
>so you cant keep saying no forever

>>43302394
I have the spiritual strength to keep saying no forever.
And thumbs. Let's see those bitches open a new jar of pickles without those. I don't care how strong they are.

>>43302394
They also get stuck by stupid stuff.

Hello everyone! It's Tuesday and time for another installment of How to be Dense!
(How to be Dense is an EQG harem comedy)
It's time to start the third act!
Now we're going to deal with the war of eight schools!
(Workshopping the war name and reserve the right to try other names as well.)
Anonymous has a lot of groundwork to lay, but wars are won or lost based on the preparation!
This week one of the first steps is replicating his results and gaining new allies!
And I don't think a normal PE class would be up to dealing with super powers.

Next week!
Billy's letter and Anon spars with Apple Bloom!
How to be Dense!
https://ponepaste.org/11423

>>43302394
this art looks vile

>>43302394
Look Dashie, you're fucking hot, but horse muscles look GROSS

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>>43302399
>Twilight or even Trixie have the magical strength to probably kill you
>you can't keep saying no forever

>>43302788
nigga wtf this artist sucks, they look like stallions!!! horsecock!!!

>>43302178
Thank you Anon, I'll take a look at these so I can get a better idea of how I want my green to go. I've actually started writing my first ever green in the Yandere pone thread featuring Anon, Octavia, Applejack, and Vinyl as the main characters. It's rough as it's my first green but it's getting good reception.

>>43302394
Damn Dash, that is pretty hot, I’ll admit.

>>43303210
blue hooves typed this post

No hooves shit posted in FR
This place has gone to hell

>>43303570
Technically I'm advertising it here.
The teasers help keep the thread bumped in an interesting way.
But the answer to this complaint is obvious to all.
WRITE some no hooves greens and I won't need to bump the thread as much.
But I think (you) already knew that.

>>43303772
We’v head plenty of no hooves FR content in the past so he’s just bitching to bitch.

>>43304051
>Flutterrape is a collection of stories about PONIES trying and failing to have sex with Anon

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>>43304541
>you wouldnt bitch about a TIGHT horse hole would you?

>>43304818
Get that thing away from me

>>43304541
The failing part gets ignored a lot.

>>43304818
She's a snapper.

>>43302178
Steamy Magic is the first major green I finished. Painful Magic has a complete first part and second part has taken a back seat due to other things, same as other greens not finished. Not my choice.
There are also shorter things for both flutterrape and yandere.

>>43305185
Good to see you’re still around

>>43305316
Good to see someone still remembers me.

Fluttershy asks you to go to the beach with her.
Are (You) dumb enough to fall for it, or do you have more than two functioning brain cells?
>https://tantabus.ai/images/82664

>>43305451
>Are (You) dumb enough to fall for it
Yes because beaches are fucking cool to a lakefag like me. I don't care if she's gonna try something to get in my swimshorts.

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>>43305462
>AINT NO HORSE is going to keep me from having fun fun fun in the summer sun!

>>43302178
Got any yandere Dashie stuff?

>>43306015
Try this thread...
>>43285080

>>43306015
I was gonna say there was a really old one but thinking back on it I believe it was about Lyra

>8

>6

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>you wake from your beach nap

>>43307405
>beach nap
Anon, do you want to get impregnated by a seapony?

>>43306432
Lyra's overrated

>>43307499
She just wants to suck on your fingers and rape your dick.

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>>43307504
Forgot pic.

>>43307499
You don't have to shittalk your best friend when you can share Anon with her, Bonbon.

My only FR green thus far to get off page 8.
Trixie's Magic Box.
https://ponepaste.org/10820

>>43307833
It’s a good one

>>43307508
Oh my

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>>43307847
Thank you!
Off 8 again!

>>43308686
No problem

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>trying to kiiiiill fluttershy with anything but your dick

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Off 10!

>>43307833
Only five more shows Anon.

>>43284743
that's how Flutterrape works. Anon is there to awaken fetishes in mares that they didn't even know they had
the second you land in Equestria, these ponies are going to rape you and eat your ass

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>>43310069
forgot to include muh image that illustrates this

>>43310071
I swear this had Fluttershy saying “You’re going to love me” when it first got posted in the comic

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>>43310249
perchance

>>43277977
thats not how you eat that Little pony

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>light it up with a pony

>>43310338
>”So.”
>The mare takes another long drag.
>”What’s your fetish?”

>>43275128

>>43310071
If Luna told me that she demands bellyrubs, I'd fold immediately

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>>43307508
this guy can draw some nice stuff, but holy fuck is that face grotesque. but i like the ones with Sir Knight

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>>43310621
i am not a big fan of how he draws ponies, but he does alicorns well enough, though it´s more what he draws that i like

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>>43310623

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>>43310624

>>43310624
DAMN Lyra has a nice ass

>>43310623
>>43310624
Lil shid

>>43309505
What does she mean by this?

happy birthday daniel

https://files.catbox.moe/281pkc.mp3

>>43311908
"Aura farming is not my fetish Fluttershy"

>>43310629
Woah, based, based, based.

>>43311115
She’s gonna cum in your pants

>”Good morning, Anon.”
>”I invited my good friend Tree Hugger over.”
>”What do you say to a threesome later?”

>>43312296
How about you two crack heads go zombie walk into downtown Ponyville.

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>you find twilight trying to connect with the commonwealth
>you just asked for a milkshake but she stands and jostles her bulbous teats to and fro

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>>43312506
>Ask to see her manager
>Celestia walks out
>Her mare milkers are even bigger

>>43312506
>>43312507
I sense a thirst trap.

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>Page 7
The MILFs have (You) surrounded.

>>43313083
What a moment, Mayor Mare isn’t a MILF! She’s a liar, like most politicians.

>>43313188
Which only means that she will rape you more vigorously than the others.

>>43313083
>Best MILF Twilight Velvet wasn't included.
Does she even have any stories?