>What is Flutterrape?Flutterrape is a collection of stories about ponies trying and failing to have sex with Anon, the only human in Equestria. While the title implies that it is Fluttershy trying to rape Anon, others may follow in her stead and attempt their own versions of rape. There are different versions of Flutterrape, but most are light-hearted comedies about the ponies failing in their attempts to get into Anon’s pants. Just because your story has Anon in it, doesn't mean it fits in this thread. Check other threads (AiE, RGRE etc) about story content before posting.>It's been 13 years, how is this thread still alive?A perverse mixture of necromancy and spite.>How do I start writing?Use your imagination, you nitwit. Additionally, brush up on your grammar and abandon your standards.Writing Guides:Clever Dick's Tips For Short Stories -- https://ponepaste.org/1274Driverbang's Writing Guide -- https://ponepaste.org/1275Navarone's Writing Rules -- https://ponepaste.org/1276For additional information, lurk or ask. You could also check out the T:EM/P/O or /bale/ threads for further writing advice, unless they're dead.So many threads have died, but only Flutterrape has remained. We shall always remain. We are bound to the fate of the board as a lich is bound to its phylactery. Welcome, anonymous.////Masterlist: https://ponepaste.org/user/FlutterrapeGeneralAuthor List: https://ponepaste.org/1270FIMfiction Group: http://www.fimfiction.net/group/211640/flutterrapeRequest Bin: https://ponepaste.org/1268Thread Archive: https://desuarchive.org/mlp/search/text/Flutterrape/previous thread: >>43189322
yeeeah, work that grill baby.
>>43275128what does rape smell like
>>43275155Sweat and shame.
Thanks for the new thread!So I had an idea meant to inspire greens.No idea if it will work, but are we worse off if it doesn't?Write a green that includes the phrase"She's right behind me isn't she?"That's it.That's the whole idea.Maybe I've had better ideas.And I've certainly had worse.
A snippet from How to be Dense where I was just trying to do Looney Tunes type comedy.https://ponepaste.org/11423>In PE, all we were doing was running laps around the track.>Rainbow was in charge here and was intent on keeping me moving.>Rainbow urged "C'mon Anon! Cardio is just as important as strength training! You need to build your endurance up!">That got some giggles from both Fluttershy and senpai.>Rainbow whipped her head around to them and asked "What are you two laughing at? You both could benefit from more cardio too! He's already lapped BOTH of you.">Then Rainbow got a wicked gleam in her eye and said "Oh I know how to motivate all THREE of you on this!""Uh-oh" I managed to get out.>Then Rainbow loudly declared "Anonymous, if Twilight or Fluttershy can catch you, they get to pants you and keep your shorts!""You can't be serious." I said and then looked at senpai and Fluttershy. They BOTH had predatory smiles and a wicked gleam in their eyes as they wordlessly lunged forward towards me.>Rainbow herself had a wicked smile as she told me "Better run dude. I'm going on ahead and if you have any questions you can ask when I lap you.">And with that Rainbow was off at her own pace>I was left with no choice but to RUN like a Doctor Who companion."Hey!""That's cheating!""You guys have to stay on the track! Not cut across!""Rainbow!""RAINBOWWWW!!"
>>43275217Writing in classic toon style is always fun.Check out this ancient example, if you dare:>https://poneb.in/RqfUpmZG
>>43275223Angrywino had some solid stuff, wish he wasn’t always so down on himself when he was posting.
>>43275155quite nice, I like taking strolls through the rape fields in summer.
>>43275295one day he will become Serenesober>>43275311they already have an official pony thread
>>43275295Yeah, he always made me laugh, but he did strike me as broken.
>>43275536>makes you laugh>is secretly dying insideJust like Pinkie
>>43275217I bet Rainbow is wearing those tiny booty shorts.
>Fluttershy is actually a black belt and a master of all martial arts>experts theorize that she could be the greatest warrior in the world if she wanted to>but she just does her training for fun>she could never bring herself to actually hurt any pony>she's just happy to know that she could if she wanted to>and she looks at (You)>"You're lucky I'm so nice, Anon. Otherwise, if I really wanted to, I could easily break you."
>>43275598"Fluttershy. I have a gun. It doesn't care if you kick good.">"O-oh. You wouldn't shoot me right?"
>Day 34 on Earth.>The morning sun shines through the window, prodding you awake.>You blink a few times to adjust.>The world is bland. Normal. Colorless.>It's been like this for a bit now.>Sometimes you still feel like you might open your eyes to that pastel world.>That you'd go back to life as it was.>But it seems like the real world is where you'll stay after all.>"Good morning, Anon~">You stare at the ceiling.>...Well, time to get the day started.>You head to the bathroom.>Shit, Shower, Shave.>Brush your teeth, get dressed for work.>You enter the kitchen for your morning coffee.>Your eyes snap to the dining table.>There, sitting on the table, on one of your plates, is a freshly made serving of omurice.>A heart of ketchup adorns it.>"For you, Anon~">..."Man,">You think aloud."Must have left this out last night. Silly me. Can't be any good anymore, though. Shame.">You pick up the plate and slide the still-warm omurice into the trash.>You grab your bag quickly and stride to your car. >You clack away at your keyboard, organizing the spreadsheet as efficiently as you can.>It's been a long, long time since you did this, but even out of practice, it only took you a week or so to get back into the swing of it.>Your job has a nice repetitiveness to it.>You sit in your cubicle, you get the work done, you take lunch, you pretend to work till you leave, then you do.>It's been nice slipping back into the routine.>If only...>"You look so cute over your computer, Anon~">Your eyes laser focus onto the screen.>Laser focus.>This spreadsheet's done. On to the next one.>You do this unblinkingly for hours.>Your boss swings by.>"Hey Anon," she greets, knocking on your cubicle.>She has a coffee in her hand and a smile on her face.>Sympathetic.>You tear your eyes away from the screen, leaning back in your chair and running your hands through your hair."Hey Lisa.">"How's everything going?" she asks."Good! Good. I'm fine. Very productive today.">"Yeah?""Yeah.">She stands there for a moment.>"Okay, well if you ever need anything, please let me know.""Of course.">She smiles, then turns around to walk away.>You immediately snap your eyes back to your computer.>"...Are you sure you're okay?">You nod."I'm fine Lisa, I promise.">The woman stops herself and turns back around.>"...I'm sorry?"
>>43275654>...Your blood freezes.>"Sorry, did you say something Anon?">"Yeah Anon~, did you say something?~">You can feel a hoof on your shoulder."No! No. Sorry, nothing!">Lisa stares at you for a second, then steps back over.>"You know Anon, it's barely been a month since you woke back up. Are you *sure* you're okay being back here?">You let out a breathy laugh, trying your best to force the anxiety back down."...I promise. I'm just a little tired.">You smile at her, as genuine as you can.>She looks back at you, smiles in return, "...Okay." Then continues walking.>You watch her leave, heart racing.>You exhale sharply, then redirect your attention back to your work.>Spreadsheet, email, spreadsheet, email.>New email.>You click it quickly.>It's from an address you've never seen, outside your work organization.>[no subject]>"Are spreadsheets your fetish, Anon~?" it says.>You stare at the email for a half second too long.>"Well?~">You force a laugh."Damn spam messages,">You say, just loud enough.>Into the trash it goes. >"How have things been since last week?" Dr. Sanders asks.>You sit on the comfy chair across from him, trying your best to relax."You know, same old same old. I think I'm finally settled back into my routines.">"That's impressive," the therapist praises. "Most people in your situation would be out for months.">He scribbles something down.>"How has the anxiety been?">You twiddle your thumbs."Pretty much gone!">...The doctor looks at you.>"That so?""Yes sir.">He pauses for a couple of moments.>"It's not good to lie, Anon~">You keep your eyes locked to the ground.>You focus on your breathing.>You flick your eyes to the side for a split second.>Juuust a split second.>Long enough to catch the yellow and pink floating dangerously close to you.>"You know," Dr. Sanders starts, "I keep noticing you glancing to the side during our sessions. Like you're looking at something.">You stare at him, unmoving, then shrug. "I mean... I mean, I dunno. Am I?">"You are." He taps his pencil on his notepad, then leans forward. "Anon, I can't help you if you don't help me help you. You need to tell me everything that's been happening since you woke up.">He looks you over.>"It's impressive to reintegrate so fast after a coma, but if your mind is lagging behind your body, it's a recipe for disaster. You need to be honest with me...">He pauses one more time.>"Is everything okay?"
>>43275662>You hear the wingbeats in your ears, just feet away from you.>You can smell her clean fur.>Her teal eyes drift past you.>You rub your hands together, then, with a smile, you shrug, hands up in the air."Nothing's wrong, Doc. Couldn't be better." >You brush your teeth.>It's a worknight, after all.>Gotta be well-rested for those spreadsheets.>You rinse your mouth and spit out the water.>You walk past and ignore the yellow p0ny sitting on your toilet, wiping your face with your bath towel.>You make the rounds around your apartment, locking your door and turning off all the lights.>You settle into bed, staring at the ceiling for a few moments, then close your eyes.>It's quiet. >All you can hear is the soft sound of cars down on the street.>All you can smell is your clean sheets.>A weight presses into your bed.>"Goodnight, Anon~. See you tomorrow~.">You say nothing.>You ignore the shuffling of the sheets next to you.>Everything's fine.>Everything's normal.>If you want life to return to how it once was...>...You can never acknowledge>Fucking Fluttershypastebin.com/u/th3seus
>>43275666Good shit anon
>>43275666Devious story Satan. If only Anon finds peace.
>>43275666The way they talk to him, makes me think other Anons have similar experiences.
>>43275666Hey, that was pretty good. I liked-->the3seusno fucking way. No fucking way. No!I literally stood up in my chair. What the fuck. Excellent to see you again, Satan. I'm amazed you still remember your password.
>>43275855>>43275906>>43275983>>43276263>>43276410Ayy, appreciate it guys. Just an idea I randomly had and thought I'd hop back in for a sec and see if I could realize it. Glad you all liked it!>please use ponepaste.orgI forgot that that was the new standard desu, but I don't really plan on regularly writing more or anything so I'll probably just leave it up on my old decrepit pastebin.>I'm amazed you still remember your passwordIt took a couple tries ngl lol. I think I remember my trip too but I don't think I really wanna bust it out.
>>43276462Not that anon but the ponepaste bit was mostly for safety reasons since Pastebin started deleting a bunch of stuff awhile ago
>>43276462Glad to see you visit at least
>>43275666kek, anon should talk to his therapist, maybe he has pills that can banish the yellowquietsGreat story, and it's neat to see a new one from an author whose stuff I've only ever read years after it was posted
>>43276462>I'll probably just leave it up on my old decrepit pastebin.As the other anon said, there's a non-zero chance it will get deleted at some point. A big swath of greens were wiped out seemingly picked out at random overnight when they suddenly decided they don't host lewd stuff or fan fiction. Almost everything that was lost has archived at poneb.in, but things still vanish from time to time, whenever their algorithm decides to up and delete shit
>>43275155>"Does this candle smell like chloroform to you?"
>>43277020Almost as strong as the stuff I practice on.
>>43276462While you're here, Theseus, I'd love to know how you came up with the idea for Then and Now
>>43277751I wish I could remember specifically, it was close to half my lifetime ago. I think I had just been reading a lot of FR stories and had the idea of p0nies seeing two versions of Anon and how they'd react and I kind of built it from there. It's really cool that people are still reading it. It feels so long ago and like it'd be such a small blip on the kind of insane lifetime this thread and board have had, lol
>>43276793Damn, I remember reading about this years ago when I posted that 2020 story but didn't realize it was that bad. I guess I just kinda figure my stories are pretty tame all things considered so they weren't really at risk. Is patebin completely obsolete for green now?>>43277122This sounds completely ridiculous lol, but mine was secure, yeah. Guess my old pastebin is the only thing linking me to back then now.
>>43277913I've been more or less off 4chan for a decade or so, so to read "the great Chicken Jockey Incident has ruined all secure tripcodes" with no real context is just funny lol
>>43277938>>43277957
>>43277968They were probably scared of a repeat performance and started tinkering with shit behind the scenes. I'm honestly surprised it hasn't happened again yet
>>43277957Thanks for the spoonful, sonny. As ridiculous as it sounded, lolWell I don't wanna /soc/ too hard and interrupt the usual board routine, thanks for indulging in my nostalgia. Glad you guys are still going strong. Here's to 14 more years.
>>43278066>14 more yearsI've a sneaking suspicion this ride never ends.
>>43277879>I guess I just kinda figure my stories are pretty tame all things considered so they weren't really at risk.To this date nobody can figure out why the greens that were deleted got deleted. Some were very lewd, some were not, it was like they had an algorithm that involved rolling some dice, or spraying buckshot in the vague, general direction of whatever their robot thought was bad.
>>43278066You aren’t interrupting anything, we’re pretty slow normally
>>43278409Like, you can compare a user's pastebin.com/u/username link with the same link written as poneb.in/u/username to get the archived version and see what's missing, but while some deletions kinda make sense, some are just baffling. I can only guess that there's some kind of dumb shit involved like removing pastes that have the word "harassment" because it contains "ass" in there, or something generally stupid like that.
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>>43277981Never say never
Hello everyone! It's Tuesday and How to be Dense has updated!(How to be Dense is an EQG harem comedy)https://ponepaste.org/11423This time is the first part of Pinkie's day with Anonymous.But Pinkie declares she is Anon's FREAKY girlfriend!I feel this installment is particularly Flutterrape-friendly one. Allow me to show you a snippet and see if you agree.>Pinkie then informed Fluttershy "Okay everyone has marked him. Time to let him go test the gloryholes." And Fluttershy released me and handed the leash back to Pinkie who rushed me into my stall and demanded "Pants down."As I complied I realized I had to get ahead of this saying "Shouldn't we test these things before we stick any anatomy through them? We can't replace my cock after all.">Pinkie considered and stated "I suppose that's true. What kind of test did you have in mind?""These tesseracted gloryholes should work both ways. Just have the girls push a note through without sticking their fingers in to test. If the notes come out readable they should be okay.">Pinkie smiled and said "That sounds great Nonny! Okay girls, you heard him. Write him a gloryhole note to encourage him to stick it in and he'll read them out loud.">I breathed a sigh of relief as she rushed to her own stall. Soon the notes started coming and I read them aloud as instructed."I'm going to ride you hard and put you away wet. If that's okay?""Oh no! A huge wyrm has appeared and now I must smother it with my maiden's mouth!""I want to fondle your apples! (Balls)""Stick it in! I'll do crutches again!!!""I'll decide what hole to use once you stick it in darling.""Time's wasting! Let's go go go!""All of the above!"Next week is the other part of Pinkie's day and the end of Act 2!
>fluttershy is banging on your door when this happens>(see pic)>fluttershy goes home defeated
>>43279116How rude!
>>43279007So who were to correct choices during Pinkie’s game?
>>43279483Well honestly, as I already knew I was planning bonus sex for the next part, I never had an order in mind.Sorry.But..It's GOOD bonus sex.
>>43279589Anon needs to practice his hands-on game. Can't be mistaking the girls between each other.
>>43280047I’m sure he’ll improve with time
>Luna damages your spin so you cant run away
>>43280702That’s a big mare
>>43275128I wonder what nebulus is doing these days. Board greens are what really got me into reading for fun, and after running them dry i'd moved onto things like othodox pony fanfiction, other fandom fanfiction, webnovels, translated asian webnovels, and even google chrome browser MTL'd raw webnovels. Nebulus stood out to me as a particularly great writer on the board and after scouring the net for various literature I can still come back here and say that he stands out as particularly skilled, even compared to professionals and such. The pony fandom's quality standard is ridiculous, actually.
>>43280702Looks like she damaged her own spine by standing up like that.
>>43275128
>>43281776This how this lead to>>43281203So no, I won’t fall for that again.
>10Guys, this is a really dangerous place to be. Mares can be here.
>>43282281Oh, guaranteed.You're lucky we didn't catch you in time.
>>43280794For you
*cough*
>>43282324[This poster was set upon by nurse mares and dragged away to a clinic]
It’s a trap!>https://derpibooru.org/images/3827010
> https://tantabus.ai/images/81331
>>43281203>>43281928>Yeah, right. That human probably just had a one night stand with that mare and regretted it in the morning, and then got her to participate in his humiliation ritual by threatening her with legal action. A rape victim wanting to spend time around their rapist is like something out of a porn game.
>twilight washed your underwear for you and now you're her property
>>43282860Feathers off whore!
>>43282860Any good yandere main 6 greens? I think yandere ponies are fun.
>>43283293There's probably art on derpibooru.
>>43283293There was a yandere thread a long time ago. It got killed by a yandere sadly. Great art though.
>>43283790>yandere thread killThat's a shame. Yandere Applejack has such good potential.
>>43283790Mmm, yeah I remember that. Makes me sad to know that this place is slowly dying. I wish we could have a rebirth. They had some great greens out of that too. Maybe if I ever learn how to post a thread after all these years of being on 4chan I'll start one.
>>43283792Honestly, all of the major characters have good yandere potential. Especially Applejack. I know Twi has a story on Fimfiction where she's batshit insane and chases Celestia and Anon around the planet to get him to marry him. It was pretty goated.
>>43283792I think Neb has an AJ story that kinda scratches the itch but I’m having a hard time finding it
>>43284102Found ithttps://ponepaste.org/907
>>43283798I really do miss the yandere threads
She'll eat your ass
>>43284743Leave my donkey alone fiend!
>>43284743Can't she sit on my face so she can make me eat her ass instead?
This bitch is a pain in the balls.
>>43284447I have made a yandere thread if any of you want to join in loving yandere mares>>43285080
>>43279007>They let me out of the glory hole and once I opened the stall door Pinkie was waiting to take my arm.As we passed the bathroom mirrors I said "Wait a sec. I want to see what you girls wrote on me." And pulled my shirt up quickly.>On my left hip "Free cock" was written with an arrow pointing helpfully. And on my right hip it was "Fuck me!">Pinkie asked me "Aww. Isn't that cute? You know you REALLY should put out if you're going to tease us like that.""That argument would have a great deal more weight if I was the one that wrote it." I stated deadpan as I tucked my shirt back in.>Pinkie considered "Hmm, so since it's my day would you write on yourself if I asked you too?""Well alright, yes I would." I had to admit.>With a mischievous giggle Pinkie declared "You heard him girls. Text me suggestions for him to write on himself!">I could only sigh in response as they giggled.
>>43284903>Leave my donkey alone fiend!
>>43285106Great.Have this.>>43285591
>>43275654
>>43285514Lady, you're just bland. Not a donkey.
>>43285882
>>43285311Oh my
>>43280863>nebulusHe's still around. Just dips in and out.I agree that he's a good writer. Certainly one of my favorites.>>43277851>p0niesholy fucking oldfagI recommend Then and Now all the time around the board because it's one of my favorite greens. getmeouttahere also made a blog on FimFiction that talked about some of his favorite Rainbro stories, and Then and Now was listed as his favorite. So I imagine it may have some fans outside of this thread/board too.
>>43286934>Then and NowCan you link it? I can't find it on either fimfiction or ponepaste.
>>43287016First chapter is here:https://poneb.in/FydzrrHiThe rest should be easy to find. I'd also recommend "And Everything Nice". It's a comfy Femanon x Pinkie story with rapey Fluttershy shenanigans thrown in there too.
Jacked it to mares 3 times today
>>43287190
>>43287191Jacking to a mare is ok. Actually touching one is a no go. Them's the rules Moonie.
>>43282860>how [Branded] should have ended
>>43287191>>43287389Plapping these mares WITH NO SURVIVORS
>>43286260See, it ain't called a donkey stare.
>>43287190>only 3rookie numbers, anonhow many times do you think Fluttershy hoofed herself to humans in just this hour alone?
>>43287650Shut up, Fluttercunt.
>>43287715I'm just saiyan
>>43287650>>43287734(You)'re getting seeded when I get my hands on you Butterslut>>43282860>>43283768>>43283795I'm gonna breed your friends too
>8
>>43287650I personally think Twilight is a bigger human-perv.
Firgger is forcing us on pg10 guess that means I'll just have to splooge inside more mares
Lots of frogs on /mlp/ this morning.
Fluttershy, tell your frogs to cease their obnoxious croaking. That’s most definitely not my fetish.
>>43288877https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbPG5TMZNEw
>>43288877She already has a chorus of birds to greet us every morning, now we have one with frogs at night. They get really into it when it rains.
>>43288877Are you sure frogs aren't your fetish?
>>43289285I'm gonna tear your frog costume off and mount your exposed ass
>>43289285Begone Yellowmare. You may be cute but my wife is all I need
>>43289291This is pathetic Fluttershy. Stop posting.
>>43289297She's not cute, and no one wants you as a wife background horse.
>>43289297How many times did she rape you before you developed Stockholm Syndrome?
>>43289285Why don't you try licking them Fluttershy.
>>43289536It was only twice along with heavy cuddling after. But that's besides the point.
>>43289285only long frog-like tongues are my fetish, as you can clearly see here
>>43290336She's trying to get that slice of cake you ate.
>>43290682Gonna start calling that cake child support then, cause she ain't getting either one.
It's milf time
>>43286934Oh damn, I had no idea, that's really flattering. I remember GMOH was considered one of the best AiE writers, if I remember the specific thread correctly, on top of FR. I never considered myself in the same tier as him. Never knew he thought so highly of my story, that's awesome. I don't remember if I ever even interacted with him in the thread, lol
>>43291500And forgive the double post, but it's also very flattering that you recommend the story still. Very glad it's your favorite and that it resonated with you in some way. Again, it was such a small part of my life and the board as a whole so long ago, and quarantined from the rest of my life, but I do still take pride in it and am happy people are still reading it.
>>43291500Here's the blog if you want to see him glaze you, lel:https://www.fimfiction.net/blog/704567/remembering-rainbro>>43291505Then and Now was the first Flutterrape green that I really read from the beginning. I got into it right as it was being started and I followed it all the way until the end. I also gave it a reread about... two or so years ago and still liked it.I have a few more fan questions while you're here.Did you actually play basketball like Anon does in the story?Why did you choose the name Th3seus?
>>43291520Damn, from the beginning? The ride truly never ends, huh? lolI played basketball as a kid but swapped it for volleyball in high school, then played up until college where I stopped. I still play for fun in some low-stakes tournaments with friends but there was a good 10 years after college where I wasn't playing. I can't remember why I opted for basketball instead of volleyball for Anon's sport. I think because I was trying to avoid a full-on self insert, and I also think basketball is cooler even as a volleyball player lolIn college I took a mythology class that more or less boiled down to the professor telling myths like stories. I took it with my roommate and our favorite stories were Theseus's because almost every tale boiled down to him being threatened then reverse uno carding them and going about his day, and we thought it was hilarious. I think that was just on my mind that evening when I was sitting around trying to come up with a name. I used Th3seus for pastebin because "Theseus" was taken already, lol
>Nubulus looks deep into your eyes before disappearing into the to bogs of england
Hello everyone! It's Tuesday and How to be Dense has updated!(How to be Dense is an EQG harem comedy.)https://ponepaste.org/11423Now we get to see the second half of Pinkie's first day!There's a bit more sex than expected!And I still don't know what to call Pinkie's fetish!Oh and Act 2 has been completed!AND we get a quick glimpse of Act 3!(The story did NOT end with the sex!)Act 3 will see new characters and new settings as the eight-way war plays out!So come back next week for more..How to be Dense!
>>43292144May as well give a little teaser for FR!>This was confusing.>My first thought was to ask Pinkie if she was sure.>But SHE was the one who had just handed me the script while SMILING!>So yeah, she was sure.>This was what she wanted and it didn't really matter if I didn't understand the reasons yet.>I had decided I was going to make them all HAPPY.>Of course they were going to throw me some curveballs. I was quite guilty of that myself so I couldn't complain."Sorry, I just needed a moment to come to terms on this. To be fair I had imagined something like this might happen, just not on someone's first day." I said.Then I looked at senpai and Fluttershy and asked "Due diligence compels me to ask if you ladies are okay with this?">Their answers came in the form of smiling nods.>Those smiles were a hair away from being feral. Better not delay."Then take it away please senpai." I conceded.>Senpai cleared her throat and read aloud "That was a lot of fun in there kohai.">Fluttershy chimed in with an enthusiastic "Yeah.""You girls were amazing! I feel so very lucky that I'm your boyfriend!" I said as I tried to read with proper emotion.>Fluttershy asked "So what are you going to do now Anon?""Well I'm going back to Pinkie's place in the Pussy Wagon. Seems very likely I'm going to be unspeakably molested on the way." I stated.>Pinkie spoke up with "Yup!">Fluttershy opined "That sounds wonderful!">Senpai agreed with "Yeah. Can we come with you?""Well it's Pinkie's day so it's her call to share me." I read aloud.>Pinkie just said "SURE!""Thank you Pinkie. I'm a very lucky boyfriend." I stated.>Senpai turned to Fluttershy and inquired "What do ya say? Wanna pop his threesome cherry with me?">Fluttershy just said "Yay.""Thank you ladies. I feel like a very lucky boyfriend to get my threesome cherry popped... And scene!" I stated.
>>43292147I gotta get to this
>>43292144So Pinkie is kind of a cuck? I say kind of because this is a harem situation, a girl is going to watch someone else fuck at some point.
>>43291565Making him a basketball player was a good choice solely because it gave us the image of Rainbow Dash dribbling. Dash becoming a b-baller was one of my favorite things about Then and Now. I wouldn't want to read about her becoming a volley ball fan, that'd be gay as hell.>Damn, from the beginning?yeah, i think I might be a lifer at this point, so the ride basically ends when I die
>>43292926Huh. I had not thought of that I admit.Sure I could retreat to the technical definition that a cuckold is a man who raises another man's children. But that's not the popular understanding and I'm aware of that.I just wanted our resident party planner to enjoy Anon being used like a party toy by her friends.
>>43292147Looking forward to the next part
Continuing from>>43275217(Some additional info you need is the HuMane 7 are new freshmen and the Crusaders are Junior class cheerleaders with a van.)>After class we were out in front of the gym chatting.>Well, I was sitting against a planter exhausted drinking a bottle of water, and the girls were standing around me and talking.>Then they started waving to someone that was approaching.>Soon three voices said in smiling unison "Hi Anonymous!">It was the cheerleaders."Hello ladies." I said somewhat brightly "How are you today?">Then they noticed my tired state and asked in unison "What happened to you?""One of Rainbow's ideas to get me to run more worked a little better than intended.">Scootaloo cocked her eyebrow at me and asked "Were you giving her any guff?""Nope." I declared. "And you'll soon learn that's not my style.">Rainbow intervened with "Yeah he's respectful just by default. But it's the first week and we're still learning his limits. Plus he's never had anyone coaching him.">Scootaloo relented with "Okay, okay. So what was the idea?""Rainbow noted that senpai and Fluttershy could use more cardio too. So she declared that if they could catch me, then they could pants me and keep my shorts!">Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle both tried to hide their smiles behind their hands while choking back laughter.>Meanwhile Scootaloo briefly looked and Twilight and Fluttershy and said "There's more to it right?""Yeah. They didn't follow the implied rules like staying on the track." I said a little indignantely.>Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle were still trying to suppress laughing and not really succeeding at it."THEN they got the idea for one of them to stay still while the other one chased me into them. So yeah, I'm a little tired still.">Scootaloo shot her friends a look that silenced them and then turned back to me and said "I get it. I know where it all went wrong and what you should do next time."These cheerleaders were still pretty new to me and I didn't have their every angle down just yet. Might as well stumble into whatever they're planning here. "What's that?" I asked.>Scootaloo stated matter-of-factly "Next time just let them catch you." with an easy smile.>"Mm-hmm" said Sweetie Belle.>"Yup." said Apple BloomI calmly asked "What?">Scootaloo carried on saying "Yeah. Just stop and let them come to you and take your shorts off real slow so they can enjoy it.">Sweetie Belle said "I bet that would make them happy.">Apple Bloom added "Oh I'm sure it would!"
>>43294192I was nonplussed as I asked "And what about the exercise we're supposed to be getting?">Scootaloo put her hand on her cheek and said "Oh gosh, that's a good question!">Sweetie Belle added "And we wouldn't want Anonymous running around half naked out here either.">Apple Bloom declared "Oh man, that would be embarrassing!">Scootaloo then proclaimed "Oh I know! We could let them into the van!">Sweetie Belle informed "With a happy girl on either side of him!">Apple Bloom added "With a blanket covering them so they don't get embarrassed!"I was getting a little heated and looking for an escape, so I said "T-that still doesn't help with exercise.">Scootaloo was completely undeterred as she said "Oh exercise happens pretty naturally from there. First the girls slip off your underwear and hand it over to us...">Sweetie Belle continued with "And we hang them on the rearview mirror.">Apple Bloom went on with "So they don't get lost.">Scootaloo then proclaimed "Then the girls take turns on you!">Sweetie Belle informed "Which is a GREAT workout!">Apple Bloom then offered "And a LOT of fun too!""I-I-I-I.." I stammered.>The cheerleaders were leaning with big smile in anticipation of me giving in.Also off 8!
>>43294195These girls are little rascals.
>>43294293Indeed
late night boop
>>43293962I hope she doesn't rape us.
>you help fluttershy up after she slipped and fell>shes a little heavy tho
>>43295050Starlight would never do something like that; she's too sweet and innocent
>>43295407I do think it’s funny how Twi fucked up what character that is in his description
>>43295812Just don't ask for a sponge bath. I won't fall for that one again.
>>43295407She's fat!
>>43296359With love
>>43295850You follow horseporn on twitter I see.Did you also see GodofFury's animation with Fluttershy?
>"Oh man nigga don't hate me 'cause I'm beautiful, nigga. Maybe if you ditched that old yeeyee ass manecut you'd get some mares on your dick. Oh! Better yet, maybe Fluttershy will call your dog ass, after she finished with that minotaur or chaos entity or whatever she fuckin' with. NIGGA."
>>43296980Who? I’m curious.
>>43296980I think I might’ve missed that
This could be us
>>43297177GodofFury... theyre on twit and derpiD-dont tell me im the only one who...
>>43297520NTA but I don't have twitter>godoffuryhe drew this request of mine, so he's alright in my book.he also does good porn (don't tell Fluttershy)
>>43297730I follow a lot of artists, horse and otherwise.
>>43297730Godoffury drew that? His SFM shit is hot but why doesn't he do more of picrel? That shit's great.
>>43297975It is really nice
>dash eats green popsicles outside your window>shes trying to communicate something I just dont know what
>>43298603>shes trying to communicate something I just don't know whatWHAT DID SHE MEAN BY THIS?!?!not pictured here is Rarity, who totally knows what she means by this
>>43298603Fuck you Dash
>>43298603Make her choke on it.
>you finally found a cool one you can smoke with
Another teaser from How to be Dense."My friends, I want justice.">Adagio said in a warning tone "Anonymous.">Sweetie Belle threw up a white telekinetic dome over the creepy girls to protect them."Relax. I have no intention of using violence. Wouldn't be any fun beating a helpless person. That said, I WILL have my figurative pound of flesh.""Rainbow." I called out.>Suddenly she was by my side saying "Right here Anon." and pounding her fist into her palm.I asked her "Would you like to touch my butt?>Rainbow was plainly shocked as she asked "W-what?">Suddenly everyone was silent.>Throughout the entirety of the gathering you could here a pin drop.I looked at Adagio and asked "You're recording?">Adagio, still stunned, simply nodded.I spoke loudly so everyone could hear. "My name is Anonymous and of my own free will I am asking my friend Rainbow Dash if she would like to touch my butt. It's Ladies choice, she knows what that means, with only two conditions. One, we're in public, so please consider that. Two, I want THEM to see it!" and I pointed at the creepy girls.>The tense atmosphere changed to one of interested curiosity.>Sweetie Bell dropped the protective dome over the creepy girls.>Rainbow asked again "Anon are you sure?"With a confident smile I answered "Yes Rainbow. I'm sure.""I want you to touch me in the ways you've imagined.""I want you to enjoy it.""And I want to enjoy it with you.">Scootaloo hissed "Rainbow!" and shot her a knowing look.>Rainbow suddenly smiled, looked at me and asked "Anon, what are you REALLY asking?""Fair enough." I said as I gathered myself and stood straight and tall and declared "Thank you for giving me the chance to do this properly.""My name is Anonymous and I am aware I'm being recorded. I would like to take this chance to ask my friends," and I faced them each in turn."Rainbow Dash,""Sunset Shimmer,""Pinkie Pie,""Applejack,""Fluttershy,""Rarity,""And Twilight Sparkle,""If they would do me the honor of being my girlfriends?">In unison they all said "YES!">Then 6 of them said "Get him Rainbow!" with big smiles!>>Rainbow gave them a two-finger salute and turned to me.>She put her hand on her chin for a moment as she considered.>With a smile Rainbow declared "First thing is to spread your legs. I want easy access to those good manners of yours."I spread my legs just beyond shoulder-width as my cock started to rise and said "I can't wait to be easy for you.">Rainbow kept smiling as she said "Good boy. I'm going to loosen your belt so I can slip my hands inside your pants okay?">(Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle both handed a happy Scootaloo $5 each.)"That sounds SO hot.">Rainbow loosened my belt several notches and moved to embrace me CLOSELY. Her left thigh made gentle contact with my balls as she put both of her hands underneath my pants to grab my asscheeks!>As she leaned in, her breasts pressed against me with a wonderful softness
>>43299747Ran out of room for the link. Sorry.https://ponepaste.org/11423
>>43299747Nice, thank you
>>43299747Rainbow has breasts!
>what have has it all been for
>>43300958Love of the game
>>43301288She keeps losing the game.
>>43300958HMD?
>>43283293you probably already know Blondie-anon's stuff, but he wrote some yandere Twilight. I don't know if Steamy Magic is finished though.https://ponepaste.org/139https://ponepaste.org/130Besides Slasher_Science, our most yandere coded writefag was probably Jibber. I'd recommend Lyra's Misery, Fatal Fluttershy, Love Unwhole---all the early stuff.His best story is In Loco Parentis; Fluttershy is in it, and acts p yandere, but she's not the main focus.https://poneb.in/u/JibberI can't think of any yandere AJ greens. Aether wrote Applerape way back when, but I haven't read that. There's also Applejack's Obsession on Ponepaste, but it's way too short. Maybe check out that one and Husbandry, which is another AJ green.https://ponepaste.org/11606https://poneb.in/hNry9Qi1
>rainbow dash or even AJ have the physical strength to probably kill you>so you cant keep saying no forever
>>43302394I have the spiritual strength to keep saying no forever.And thumbs. Let's see those bitches open a new jar of pickles without those. I don't care how strong they are.
>>43302394They also get stuck by stupid stuff.
Hello everyone! It's Tuesday and time for another installment of How to be Dense!(How to be Dense is an EQG harem comedy)It's time to start the third act!Now we're going to deal with the war of eight schools!(Workshopping the war name and reserve the right to try other names as well.)Anonymous has a lot of groundwork to lay, but wars are won or lost based on the preparation!This week one of the first steps is replicating his results and gaining new allies!And I don't think a normal PE class would be up to dealing with super powers.Next week!Billy's letter and Anon spars with Apple Bloom!How to be Dense!https://ponepaste.org/11423
>>43302394this art looks vile
>>43302394Look Dashie, you're fucking hot, but horse muscles look GROSS
>>43302399>Twilight or even Trixie have the magical strength to probably kill you>you can't keep saying no forever
>>43302788nigga wtf this artist sucks, they look like stallions!!! horsecock!!!
>>43302178Thank you Anon, I'll take a look at these so I can get a better idea of how I want my green to go. I've actually started writing my first ever green in the Yandere pone thread featuring Anon, Octavia, Applejack, and Vinyl as the main characters. It's rough as it's my first green but it's getting good reception.
>>43302394Damn Dash, that is pretty hot, I’ll admit.
>>43303210blue hooves typed this post
No hooves shit posted in FRThis place has gone to hell
>>43303570Technically I'm advertising it here.The teasers help keep the thread bumped in an interesting way.But the answer to this complaint is obvious to all.WRITE some no hooves greens and I won't need to bump the thread as much.But I think (you) already knew that.
>>43303772We’v head plenty of no hooves FR content in the past so he’s just bitching to bitch.
>>43304051>Flutterrape is a collection of stories about PONIES trying and failing to have sex with Anon
>>43304541>you wouldnt bitch about a TIGHT horse hole would you?
>>43304818Get that thing away from me
>>43304541The failing part gets ignored a lot.
>>43304818She's a snapper.
>>43302178Steamy Magic is the first major green I finished. Painful Magic has a complete first part and second part has taken a back seat due to other things, same as other greens not finished. Not my choice.There are also shorter things for both flutterrape and yandere.
>>43305185Good to see you’re still around
>>43305316Good to see someone still remembers me.
Fluttershy asks you to go to the beach with her.Are (You) dumb enough to fall for it, or do you have more than two functioning brain cells?>https://tantabus.ai/images/82664
>>43305451>Are (You) dumb enough to fall for itYes because beaches are fucking cool to a lakefag like me. I don't care if she's gonna try something to get in my swimshorts.
>>43305462>AINT NO HORSE is going to keep me from having fun fun fun in the summer sun!
>>43302178Got any yandere Dashie stuff?
>>43306015Try this thread...>>43285080
>>43306015I was gonna say there was a really old one but thinking back on it I believe it was about Lyra
>6
>you wake from your beach nap
>>43307405>beach napAnon, do you want to get impregnated by a seapony?
>>43306432Lyra's overrated
>>43307499She just wants to suck on your fingers and rape your dick.
>>43307504Forgot pic.
>>43307499You don't have to shittalk your best friend when you can share Anon with her, Bonbon.
My only FR green thus far to get off page 8.Trixie's Magic Box.https://ponepaste.org/10820
>>43307833It’s a good one
>>43307508Oh my
>>43307847Thank you!Off 8 again!
>>43308686No problem
>trying to kiiiiill fluttershy with anything but your dick
Off 10!
>>43307833Only five more shows Anon.
>>43284743that's how Flutterrape works. Anon is there to awaken fetishes in mares that they didn't even know they hadthe second you land in Equestria, these ponies are going to rape you and eat your ass
>>43310069forgot to include muh image that illustrates this
>>43310071I swear this had Fluttershy saying “You’re going to love me” when it first got posted in the comic
>>43310249perchance
>>43277977thats not how you eat that Little pony
>light it up with a pony
>>43310338>”So.”>The mare takes another long drag.>”What’s your fetish?”
>>43310071If Luna told me that she demands bellyrubs, I'd fold immediately
>>43307508this guy can draw some nice stuff, but holy fuck is that face grotesque. but i like the ones with Sir Knight
>>43310621i am not a big fan of how he draws ponies, but he does alicorns well enough, though it´s more what he draws that i like
>>43310623
>>43310624
>>43310624DAMN Lyra has a nice ass
>>43310623>>43310624Lil shid
>>43309505What does she mean by this?
happy birthday danielhttps://files.catbox.moe/281pkc.mp3
>>43311908"Aura farming is not my fetish Fluttershy"
>>43310629Woah, based, based, based.
>>43311115She’s gonna cum in your pants
>”Good morning, Anon.”>”I invited my good friend Tree Hugger over.”>”What do you say to a threesome later?”
>>43312296How about you two crack heads go zombie walk into downtown Ponyville.
>you find twilight trying to connect with the commonwealth>you just asked for a milkshake but she stands and jostles her bulbous teats to and fro
>>43312506>Ask to see her manager>Celestia walks out>Her mare milkers are even bigger
>>43312506>>43312507I sense a thirst trap.
>Page 7The MILFs have (You) surrounded.
>>43313083What a moment, Mayor Mare isn’t a MILF! She’s a liar, like most politicians.
>>43313188Which only means that she will rape you more vigorously than the others.
>>43313083>Best MILF Twilight Velvet wasn't included.Does she even have any stories?
>>43313192In taxes and in person. She is an oppressor.
>>43313471She’s a true monster
Hello everyone! It's Tuesday and time for an update to How to be Dense!(How to be Dense is and EQG harem comedy.)https://ponepaste.org/11423This time we start off with a letter from the long dead Billy.(Billy was the cheerleaders lover who was taken away and murdered violently.)The "HIT ME HARDER!" bit was fun to write. :)The locker has grown in a surprising way yet again!The maintenance closet gets an explanation!Enemy drone surveillance is explained.And Anon is starting to step up as a leader in his own fashion.NEXT WEEKThe girls powers are explained and some of them are up-gunned!Another timeskip!And active diplomacy with the other schools!
>>43313263Pounding.
>your marefriend
Why were my comfy boxers coated in pony slobber this morning?
>>43313471>>43313765Mayor Mare's Secret Revealed!
>>43277965fuck this image always gets me kek
>>43314142That wasn't slobber
>day ay in EquestriaAAHH>...>day yay in hay>..>day 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 in MeeEEMquestria>you are R>you are anonimooous >uous>you skibidi to breakfast to breakslow to breakfaAaster"what the fuck is going on?">you pour the BOWL on the CELERY then the milk on the milk and cereal all>you are scared>ered>knock knock *NUCLEAR EXPLOSION*>za warudo>KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK "FBI OPEN UP">za warudo>knock knock cock>you hear familiar knocks on your PINGAS"Fluttershy! she must know what is going on!""oOon">you rush to the door before something wacky talckie can happen>pen>you open the door>you slam the door>you try to open the door>you slam the door 15 times in a second>you open the door>you walk the dinossaur>you try to open the door>you gently open the door...>"Hi Anon!">its so loud you feel feel feel fe-fe-fe-feels you eardrums rupture at the ear>rape>"Are YouTube Poops your fetish?">"ish""No, make things normal again RIGHT-later this evening""No, right NOW""WOW""You fucking faaf">you cover your mouth and cover your ball and all>"Thank you dish-coooOOOooOod i take it take it take it take it from here">"eere">Discord appears and pears in dis dick sword and pears and in a flash and ash and snap plap his fingers nigg->after the flash, you try to move around to confirm that your motion seems to have gone back to normal without any hiccups, ecchoes or marlakey>>"What a pity Fluttershy, had this worked out I would have actually enjoyed keeping it going around you two, but it seems our dear anon remains a bore as always""Next time you warp reality around me I'll cook your ribs">>"Awn, flattery will get you nowhere you sly dog">you cringe>>"Until next time then my least favorite party pooper, and see ya at next tea Fluttershy">"Bye Discord, thanks again">she waves at the spot where he just dissapeared from>Fluttershy then sighs and start to leave>"Oh well...have a good morning Anon">she turn her head around, whips her tail aside and winks at you both ways>"noOon">you kick her butt so hard it must have crashed landed somewhere in the market"Fucking Fluttershy""shyish"
>>43314508This is fucking gold, anon
>>43313783How big is the boxing ring if Anon was getting tossed around that far?!>>43314508I felt like I was having a stroke reading this.
>>43314635Well the 'ring' was lines on the floor and THOSE were a standard size ring. But lines on the floor don't stop you from flying when hit with super strength.also off 8.
>>43314169Oh my lord
>fluttershy learns your fetiah isnt loving or consenting
>>43314508ytp is not my fetish but I am quite fond of themI'm willing to spare Fluttershy a joj, but that's all
>>43314508>wooooor- whore>sus
>>43296029
Fall off the board and die.
>>43316351No
Retard
>flutt goes to a wishing well and throws in a bit>she becomes your fetish
>>43316641What if your fetish is Fluttershy? She remains the same as before, or she turns into the fetished version you have of her in your mind?
>>43316641The well has to guess my fetish too. No free answers.
A new rapist appears!This one loves a nice, long, sloppy makeout session.
>>43315471>trusting Buttershush with your valuable JoJ>not just calling whatever the Equestrian equivalent of HoH SiS is
>>43316842
>>43316874>"Hee-hee-hee, you're a funny guy!"
>>43316877>implying this isn't exactly what I want
>>43316879>"So... you want me to rape you... with my tongue?"
>>43316882Bet it all falls out when you electrocute her.
>>43317371[THIS ANON WAS FOUND SIX HOURS LATER IN A FIELD OUTSIDE OF TOWN WEARING NOTHING EXCEPT A LIBERAL COATING OF MARE SLOBBER AND AN OBSCENELY BLISSFUL SMILE]
>>43314508I loved it and I don't know why, just like all ytpsI also have a boner now. Fluttershy wins.day yay, indeed...
>>43316017>referencing some fag from the fifteenth centurybitch, don't make me Google shit in my own house like that. if you want to talk about stuff, try sticking to topics that are more in my wheelhouse, like, barney and chicken tendiesNow get in the fucking shower
>>43288650That's different. She does that shit for science. What's Fluttershy's excuse? Besides being horny, I mean.
>>43317928>She does that shit for science. Is there a specific list of greens for this?
Don’t die overnight
Yeah, die during the day while everyone is at work.
>>43317928She’s some kind of animal loving freak.
>>43275630Not with a gun, no. There's no honor in winning with a weapon.>"Oh. Well, if you say so...">you can hear the disbelief in her voice>she's trying to hide her smile behind her hoof, to hold back her giggles as you put the gun back in its holster>you then remove the gun belt from you entirely before squaring up to her>Fluttershy: grandmaster of every martial art in Equestria>one whose skill is so great that just the promise of a fight has already brought ponies out to this empty meadow so that they may witness your eventual slaughter>"Yeah, kick his butt, Fluttershy!" Rainbow Dash shouts from a tiny cloud above you>you try to ignore her and focus on mimicking some of the fancy martial arts stances that Fluttershy is doing>"So, um, I didn't know that you knew Kung Fu, Anon," she says, noticing that you're copying her every move>she starts humping the air after that, but you don't copy her thereI only know a few of them, actually.>true to your word, you quickly run out of stances and start doing the Macarena instead, hoping that she won't know the differenceBut I am well-versed in the art of judo.>"Oh?" she tries not to snicker at you. "Really?"Yes, really. It took me years to master.>"That's, um, nice. It took me years to master this...">she then picks up a tiny rock with her mouth, throws it up in the air, and, as it falls back down before her eyes, slices it in half with a karate chop>she smiles at you; you break out in a cold sweat>god, she was never this physically adept before all this karate business came up>you're used to her tripping over her own hooves whenever you would chase her away from your clothesline on laundry day>"But I do know judo too. I actually mastered it when I was a filly.">you can hear Rainbow Dash shouting from the clouds>"Did you see that? She just karate chopped that rock! Oh, man, dude, you are so dead!">Fluttershy giggles>"I promise I'll try not to hurt you too much."You'll find that I know more than just judo.>"Well, maybe you could show me some more of your moves tonight, like, maybe after our date...?">"Boo!" Rainbow Dash yells. "Enough with the mushy stuff! Kick his butt already!">"I'll let you have the first move, Anon, seeing as how you don't have a gun anymore."Fine. Let's see if you can handle my Cock Fu!>pull out dick>flop it onto her face>"Anon! What are you--">start rubbing it on her face>"OH!! Um, please, keep going...">she is stunned, unable to handle such lewdness>shoot ropes of cum all over Fluttershy's mane and face>her eyes roll up in the back of her head even though she is already cross-eyed from looking at your dick>"Anon, I'm cum--"Judo chop!>you judo chop her neck>she screams and faints but continues to cum as she's passed out>put on sunglasses>turn 360 degrees and moonwalk away, leaving Fluttersquirter to steam in a puddle of her own juices on the ground in front of you>Rainbow Dash throws her hooves up>"Wait, that's it? It's already over?!"
>>43318820Rainbow Dash is complaining, but she was also leaking copiously from her nethers.
>>43318820That is some dangerous kung fu.
>>43318820Can’t wait to read this
>>43287410I now feel compelled to repost this classichttps://poneb.in/Pg9masj0
>>43317964No, I'm sorry to say there is not. I wracked my brain trying to think of rapey Twilight greens where she acts perverted and claims that it's just for research/FOR SCIENCE. I couldn't think of very many (only 3!) and I don't even feel like two of them really count, cause one is super short, and the other one ends with a Zer0 reference---which nobody is even going to understand in current year.I'm sure there has to be more than this, but these 3 are all I could think of for now; the first green is definitely the best one here:https://poneb.in/UXPsYyNzhttps://poneb.in/K7VBMFrmhttps://poneb.in/XTVYPjeK
>trixie has had a losing streak
>>43320207I would agree to let her do things to me in a heartbeat
>>43320207That’s all she deserves.
>>43320207Life is hard, but it's even harder if you'er stupid.
>>43320607Somehow it hasn’t stopped Fluttershy. Stupidity makes her persistent.
>>43320207She deserves it
Another sexy snippet from How to be Dense. (An EQG harem comedy.)https://ponepaste.org/11423>Just then Rainbow called out from beside a weight machine "Hey Anon. Get over here. My hand's getting cold."So I said "Excuse me." to my Queen and took my position on the indicated weight machine and Rainbow put her hand on my butt.>I had grown to be a lot less jumpy in the weight room now that I understood the antics of the girls.>Plus they knew to give me at least a little warning. And that helped quite a bit.>But eventually it was time for the long-promised end of class game.>The girls lined up as my Queen explained.>"My King, it's time for you to enjoy a fun game we came up with. You'll recall last Tuesday you wound up between Rainbow and I. The next day you offered Fluttershy something you called 'Ladies choice' and we ALL liked that idea. So we've applied some 'Boyfriend's choice' into this game.">"As before one girlfriend will be in front of you and one girlfriend will be behind you. They will both be VERY close as you should well expect.">"Each girl has chosen a theme and a singular action based ON that theme. One action if they are in front of you, and another if they are behind you.">"The girls know only their own actions with the exception of me, since someone had to keep you from combinations that were too.. excessive.">"Still, some combinations will be spicier than others.">"Which brings us to the Boyfriend's choice. YOU, my King, will choose who is in front of you and who is in back of you. And afterwards, the Pussy Wagon waits for you if you can no longer wait.">"Now make your choice please.""First please let me say I'm amazed by the thought you've all put into this. Now last time as I recall, the aggressive Rainbow kept pinching my butt which caused me to thrust up into my Queen, who is taller than me.">Rainbow and my Queen both said in unison "Good times!" with big smiles."So by that logic, I should choose the smaller senpai for in front and the unaggressive Fluttershy for behind me.">Both girls smiled."So that's obviously a trap." I continued.
>>43321244>Fluttershy and senpai both gave a disappointed "Aww.""So I may well be best off with a random choice." "I'll say Applejack for in front of me and Rarity for behind me.>My Queen asked "Is that your final choice?""Yes. Final choice." I said.>My Queen informed me "Very well. Our hard working farmgirl Applejack has chosen the theme of 'Hands on' and when she is in front of you, she gets to put one hand behind her to see what she can get her hands on.">A chorus of approving "OOooooohhs" went up from the girls.>My Queen continued "Our stylish seamstress Rarity has chosen the theme of 'Clothing obsessed' and when she is behind you she gets to play with your waistband.">The girls didn't understand this one until Rarity mimed putting a thumb through both sides of my shorts and pulling down.>Holy crap. But there was an issue."Umm, wait a moment please.">To my surprise, all of the girls said "No." and started pushing me towards Applejack!There was only ONE way out of the danger I saw. "I'd like to make a better offer!!" I said hurriedly.>THAT got them to stop. But I had to talk quick."Look I trust Applejack, but she is very strong and my boy bits are very sensitive and she would be groping BLINDLY. That sounds potentially VERY bad to me and anyone who wants to use those boy bits in the near future.">Senpai asked "So what's your better offer?"I sighed and said "Instead of the blind groping, why don't I just place 'myself' directly in her hand, which is what I'm pretty sure she wants anyway?">The girls looked at each other and started nodding.>Except for Fluttershy who said "No.">All eyes turned to Fluttershy as she said "Sunset, he only offered that to avoid pain. We agreed at the beginning we wouldn't use pain on him.">Applejack spoke up "She's right. I'm sorry Anon. I guess I got carried away. But what do we do instead?""No worries Applejack. No harm was done. Does your theme say whose hands?">Applejack just smiled.>Soon I was tightly sandwiched between Applejack and Rarity in the narrow hallway.>Applejack had her hands on mine and was using her hands to make me grope her wonderful tits!
>>43321248>Every so often Applejack would ask something along the lines of "Do you like my tits Anon?"And I would answer "Applejack yes I do.">I had to make it very clear who I was talking to. Especially if I was saying 'yes' to something. Applejack might overlook an opportunity to pounce on an unclear 'yes' answer, but Rarity would NOT.>Applejack told me "Oh my Anon. Your cock in my back feels really solid today. Why is that?""Applejack it's because Rarity is playing my balls like a freaking violin!" and I let loose with another moan.>Yeah Rarity had me gasping and moaning almost nonstop because she was using my waistband to play with my balls!>Rarity informed me "Oh I DO love those sounds you're making Anon! They've made my nipples EVER so hard! Can you feel my nipples Anon?""Rarity yes I can feel your diamond hard nipples! Nnnh!">Rarity then asked "And what do my hard nipples mean Anon?" in my ear."Rarity it means you want me to have sex with you." I declared.>In my ear Rarity confirmed "Yes darling. I want you to thrust and shove your hard cock into my hot and horny holes until you unload those swollen balls of yours inside me.">"Any hole you want Anon.">"All of them are open to you!">Just then we exited the hallway and suddenly it felt like I could breathe fresh air again!>Applejack led us a few feet forward so others could get out of the hallway and pass us easily. Then she raised her, and my, hands and turned around to look me in the eye with a smile.>While still controlling my hands she took a step back and asked "What's Rarity been doing that's got you near ready to pop in one of us?">Applejack's eyes went WIDE when she saw my shorts were pulled down and Rarity was still using my waistband to play with my balls! (Sure I still had my underwear on, but this was as close to seeing me naked as she had gotten!)>I was still moaning in reaction to what Rarity was doing and wasn't really able to speak properly just now.>Applejack stepped back and said "Hey girls. You'll wanna see this!">There was a mix of gasps, "oohs", and "ahhs" from the girls.>Fluttershy got a nosebleed again!I controlled my hand just enough to point in the general direction of Fluttershy and say "Nosebleed!">The girls reacted to help Fluttershy and Applejack released my hands and went to help as well.
>>43321249>The girls reacted to help Fluttershy and Applejack released my hands and went to help as well."Rarity." I managed to say. "It looks like the time for the weight room game is over.">Rarity sighed and said "So it is darling. But after you change, know that Applejack and I will be waiting for you in the Pussy Wagon." and she pulled my shorts up and let me go.>I hurried to the locker room to change and took some time to breathe and wash my face.>These girls were getting less and less interested in holding back!>When I got outside, all of the girls and the cheerleaders were out there.>The Pussy Wagon had pulled up to the curve, and was idling roughly. The fact that it was in a fire lane was ignored.>The side door was open.>Applejack was lying on the bench seat with her top showing a VERY generous amount of cleavage while also having her mouth open with her tongue sticking out.>Rarity was leaned over with her hands on the floor of the van with her head turned to look at me. Her legs were spread wide so that she was low enough to not block my view of Applejack.>Her skirt was hiked up so I could have a clear view of her panties.>Oh god those panties!>They were a white that matched her skin tone with lavender concentric circles focusing attention to a specific area.>Fuck. She had a damn TARGET on her pussy!As I reeled from the shock of seeing all of this, I still managed a polite "Hello everyone".>Everyone smiled and replied in unison "Hello Anonymous."Nervously I said, trying to reassure myself "Alright, due diligence is always first. Fluttershy are you okay?">Fluttershy smiled and said "Yes I'm okay Anon. Thank you for asking.">Sweetie Belle couldn't take it and exclaimed in frustration "Are you kidding me?! Applejack and Rarity look like this and you go talk to Fluttershy?"I calmly responded "Absolutely. The last time I saw Fluttershy she was bleeding, so checking on her first is absolutely the correct behavior here.""That said, It's also true Applejack and Rarity look so appealing that my words are failing me.">Rarity giggled at that and I started slowly walking towards her and Applejack.>12 feet away.>It was like my feet were moving on their own.>10 feet.>Applejack was inviting me with her hands and her mouth.>8 Feet.>Rarity was inviting me to hit her target.>6 feet.>I could FEEL the other girls urging me on!>4 feet.>The cheerleaders kept humming that damn tune.>2 feet.>One hand went out towards Applejack and the other to Rarity.
>"Oh, good morning Anon! You're finally awake!"
>>43321407I’m going back to bed
>>43321954>"Um, Anon?">"Before you fall back asleep...">"Can you tell me if this rag smells like chloroform to you?"
>>43321958It sure does Fluttershy. What? You expect me to fall unconscious? Silly Pegasus, I’m immune now.
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>>43322576I really would like to see WhiskeyPanda redraw this one someday
>"Can I rape your face?"
>>43322934No, no you can’t
>>43323375>knocks you out and rapes your face anyhow
>>43323382She’s easy to avoid. Don’t go to her stupid farm.
>>43323707You don't understand the effort a Pie will go through to get her man, nonny
>>43322934I don't know, can you?
>you see a lot of bunghole in Equestria...
Hello everyone! It's Tuesday and How to be Dense has updated!https://ponepaste.org/11423(How to be Dense is an EQG harem comedy)The girls get their powers!We get a fun song that would not be entirely out of place on this board!And we finally start to interact with other schools!To bad diplomacy failed.Or is it?NEXT WEEKWhat if we gave a war and EVERYONE came?
>>43323908See >>43323382
>>43324144Guessing the Bad Actor is one of the villains. My dollars on Chrysalis, cause she’s hot.
>>43324249Can't argue about Chrysalis being hot because it's true.But I used her already in Duties of the King. (Tempest too.)https://ponepaste.org/10501The bad actor is a school. And there are.. wait that's next week.It's not Queen Chrysalis, but next week we DO have a Queen song!
>9
>>43324114what the fuck is that shit
feeble creature
>>43325209punishment
>>43325210consequences
>>43325209She’s kinda cute here
>>43325221Almost makes you wanna let her touch you a bit, right? Just a little bit, like on the leg?
>>43325227please consult this image >>43325210
>>43325212Gotta add to this, keep things alive til I get back
>>43325212Pop her head!
>>43325227No not quite
>RGRE thread dead>Yandere thread deadthe past two days have been a genocide for assertive mare enjoyers
>>43326283I think Yan got killed by spam or something cuz it’s been pretty lively
>>43326283Not Yandere! I was loving that green.
>>43326283>Yandere thread diedwell Blondie's not gonna be happy. maybe he'll come write here now tho, fingers crossed
>>43326663I’m sure it’ll be back it was doing real well
I'm fifthing that I want yan thread back
>>43326283It's ok boys, I made another thread>>43326866
>>43325209Look at those mane extensions!
its rape time
>>43327195At least it isn’t Apple this time.
>>43327480Summoned.
>>43327528That form is old hat.
>>43326663That Twilight really went all out on that. Time to send it a peer review board.>>43326667
>>43327528>loved SS3 form as a kid>everyone on the internet says it's shit>in retrospect, it kind of wasguess I have bad taste
>>43328302It’s a cool looking form, it was really only bad because Goku didn’t actually understand how it worked at the time.
>>43327528What is wrong with you?
would you rather:>not make love to a mare, but she and everyone will think that you did and up the pressure to make you do it "again" or>plow a mare once, but nopony will know and she won't remember, and everypony will tone down their efforts to rape you
>>43328668>yeah whatever, fatass
>>43328786
Ramming in and out of these mares until I empty myself into that warm wet winking pussy
>>43329352As a stallion should.
>>43328668I ain’t falling for peer pressure Fluttershy.
>>43329728You tell ‘em anon
This mare is the reason I eat beans at every meal to keep mares away from me.
>when she sees you minding your own business
>>43330402I can feel a mare stare.
>>43330607I don’t think you’d want her to know that
>>43330607
>>43331106What a boopable face, with my boot.
>>43329053It’s disgusting isn’t it?
>>43319376>including a vocaroo in the fucking green >its deleted because vocaroo doesnt archiveFUCK
>>43302394If you don't get an Everest hard-on consisting of half the blood circulating through your body upon seeing this you're literally homosexual and should probably ask to eat Braeburn's asshole instead of looking at mares
>>43310625>slightly more horsey ponies with realistic anatomy UNF PERFECT
>Rarity starts making sense to you, with all the ways shes comingnon to you. You like it >you dont know what changed but youre down for it
>>43332319I sense a CIA glowie is involved somehow.
>rape
>>43325209>>43325210>the weak should fear the strong>>43325212>the strong should fear the weak
>>43334176All should fear the horny.
>>43334911About as ugly as your other faces.
>>43334506More disgusted with it then anything else.
>>43334506She needs a cold shower
>>43334506
Hello everyone! It's Tuesday and time for another installment of How to be Dense.(How to be Dense is an EQG harem comedy.)https://ponepaste.org/11423This week the war of eight schools is finally in full swing!Anonymous and the girls have to push to make things happen!Originally the song idea I had for this part was "Valhalla Calling".https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mI8hPSSZSL4&list=RDmI8hPSSZSL4&start_radio=1 [Embed]And while it's a great song for those heading into a fight, I had some issues with it.First it wasn't old enough for me to consider it generally accessible.Second, I had fourteen characters on that roof and trying to give them ALL singing parts in a way that made sense?No.Just no.Saying that all of CHS was singing was simpler AND more effective I think.Having the Dazzlings do Wrestlemania style announcing was fun.NEXT WEEKI know I always try to end on a cliffhanger, but today's was a real bombshell!Morale COULD be affected!
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>>43335935Animal mayhem. Fluttershy is the one to watch out for.
>>43334097Element of rape isn't a fundamental force for Equestria.
>>43337212YET.
>>43336898She is VERY versatile!But in terms of pure offensive power, she has some hard limits.Which we will see when the cheerleaders get THEIR big fight.
>>43334097
>>43337634So that's what happened to Discord.
>>43312296>have threesome>things are weird between them afterwards>ends up ruining their friendshipwhoops
>>43336434
>>43338100What a strange happenstance...
>>43338008>End up in a threesome rape.>Makes things weird for them afterwards.>Ruins relationship.Good.
>>43337313Faust herself will have to come down and make it happen. She's married and away for smokes so good luck getting that to happen.
>to get away from fluttershy forever you have to marry your waifu>marrying your waifu sends you & her back to earth where you lived>see pic
>>43339621Obviously I don't do that and instead suffer Fluttershy's nonsense willingly. I'll take it as a test of my love for my waifu.
>>43339621Does Equestria have a sewer system, or does it just rely on septic tanks? A toilet was seen in one scene.
>>43339682Larger settlements like Canterlot and Manehatten likely have organized sewage and drainage systems to remove waste, but more distributed settlements like Ponyville probably have a mix of sewage and tankage, whereas newer settlements like Appleoosa are still using tankage and outhouses.
>>43339865So a bit like the USA?
>>43339994North America in general. Since that's where the show was written, the writers patterned Equestria after things they were familiar with.
It's a legitimate engineering concern. As populations concentrate, waste handling and removal quickly becomes a growing problem.
why is /flutterrape/ discussing literal horseshit?>>43339621>>marrying your waifu sends you & her back to earth where you livedthat's too cruel for anypony desubeing AiE is easy, being PiE is a life of constant hiding from CIA
>>43340284>why is /flutterrape/ discussing literal horseshit?Because the Twitterfag's pic shows Rarity being horrified by a trailer park, and some trailer parks don't even have sewer systems.
>>43339621Different spin on this.>Escape from Fluttershy forever by find the rainbow bridge back home.>And blowing it up of course.>Gotta burn those bridges.>Back on earth.>Wooo.>Fluttershy appears on door step.>"Anon I made a wish to live with you.""Fluttershy! Damn it, this is earth. You have no way back home.>She looks at your shack."Hey, getting back on my feet has been rough.">Glowies are going to find you soon.
>Lyra follows you no matter where you go
Fluttershy ate my ass during the Summer Sun Celebration
>>43340284>why is /flutterrape/ discussing literal horseshit?it's a spicy thread sometimes>>43340650>Mossad finds you first.then nobody finds youand we swear that Fluttershy is not secretly an agent
>>43340284Because world building.>>43340071
>>43276462Its been much too long
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>>43342267There is no tf in Flutterrape
>>43342513Fluttershy has tried.
>>43341199>has the ability to shrink down just to be able to go through small spaces and invade Anon's privacy like a proShe is just that committed.
>>43342904>they took your clothes again
>>43342513>>43342811never forget the tale of Fluttersnail>>43343444why would they do this? are those even my clothes?fucking ponies.
>>43343444Stuffing your underwear in the pockets.
>>43342403All those calories is going to turn him into the Fatman.
>>43341479is that motherfucking Derek LeStrange?get the fuck outta here nigga. makes me wonder how many ghosts are still left in this graveyard
>>43344336Burn it before it multiplies.
>Crystals sure are a sight, Anonymous.>Heh, a rarity. I guess you can say.>Well… if THERE WASNT SO MANY THAT IT BLINDED YOU EVERY OTHER SECOND!!!>GOODNESS GRACIOUS.>You sure thought the CRYSTAL empire would have some crystals… but not this much!>Oh well, what matters is that there is no crushing Rainbow dash. >Or scheming Rarity.>Or constricting Twilight.>Or… fluttershy… eww…>Just you… and well… SA and other pink menace are here.>Luckily for you, they manage their kingdom so badly you literally walked around the entrance into their kingdom from the train station and now you are chilling on a bench!>Hopefully there will be no legal repercussions or potential schemes that can be pulled since you are technically an illegal alien! (And just an alien in general).>You hold your chin as you ponder the fact that you are in a world where you have no rights. Or maybe you do? Hopefully ponies are too dumb to recognize that…>You lean back on the crystal bench you are obviously sitting in.>For crystals, they have a certain give to them. Similar to cushions. >You are starting to see why they make most of their stuff out of… uhhh….>There seems to be a very black creature on the bench with you… just staring bug eyed at you…>Like… literally bug eyed… it’s… it’s a bug-horse.>Changeling or whatever. >You heard some very strong opinions about them from Twilight Sparkle. >Usually something about their hostility and penchant for stealing… identities.>This one isn’t in disguise though… so you know what. Friendship is Magic, motherfucker. “Hello there…”>You say as you turn your body towards it more. Eyebrow raised. It is still staring…>At the sound of your voice it jolts back a bit in surprise. Elytra (yeah, you know the word for bug wings) buzzing briefly for a moment in what seems like shock?>”Oh uh-“>It looks around as if it thought you weren’t talking to them.>”Hi…”>It- or rather he based on his voice- gives an awkward smile and nervously lowers its head. >His bug hooves nervously kneeding the bench as he transitions from looking down and back into your eyes.(I am literally writing this as I post this. One of my first greens in a while).
>>43345413“So uh… got a name?”>Damn, Anonymous. Very smooth. You are the best at making friends.>”Oh! I’m Thorax! Umm ummm y-you wanna be friends…?”“Sure let’s be friends. Nice to meet you Thorax. I’m anon.”>Damn, Anonymous. Very smooth. You are the best at making friends.>Thorax stands on the bench and looks at you with a big ass smile. One that you are starting to share.>His smile goes off for a second as he looks down. >”Oh I’m sorry, I was stealing your uhh emotions a little. When you smiled back at me. May I have permission to eat them…?” “Oh yeah. I don’t care. I didn’t even feel it.”>You say amused before he dashes forward and gives you a big ass hug.>You shrug and awkwardly hug him back.>He hugs tighter with a big ass smile.>Fluttershy would kill to be in his situation. You laugh a little at that.“So you uh… feed off this?”>”Mhmmmm.”>He hums into your chest.“Anything I can do to help…?”>He looks up at you like a cute cat and his eyes somehow look like they are in thought despite being bug eyes or something…>”Well, you could take your->Youre face grows into somewhat shock as the changeling proceeds to go into detail of the most steamy sweaty actions of “friendship” you two could share.>”-and once your inside you can grab my horn and-“>He stops hugging you as he does a demonstration with his hooves.>”-and as you recover you can take your foreleg and shove it in my-“>He proceeds to take a hoof and shove it through one of his leg holes while excitedly explaining what you could do with your fist.>”-and I’m the perfect height for you to just-“ >your jaw opens a bit in shock at his very forward speaking.>”-until my chitin is completely white instead of black-“>Your eyebrows raise as you watch him display his tongue out of his mouth.>”-my den is like right over there!”>He points his hoof towards a small crystal home on the edge of town.>”-and we can do it all right now. I-if you want to…”>His elytra flutter as he gives an excited smile at you. >You shrug. You got nothing else to do.>”Sure. I got nothing else to do…”>You pick up Thorax and make your way to his den.I hope you liked it. And do give feedback, friends. :D
>>43345490you will fuck the bugsyou will be happy>inb4 Fluttershy shows up and ruins everything
>>43345768>>43345490>You are Cadence. Princess of Love-“AGGH!!”>You clutch your chest with your hoof.>Your eyes dilate as you come to a realization.“no no no… NO NO NO!”>You jump off your throne and charge through a random guard on your way to your room.>You kick down the door. >The flying solid crystal domes Shining Armor as you run to your massive closet.“The board! The board!”>You exclaim as you reach your shipping board.>You gasp as you see the a bunch of shining red string on the ground.>It seems the connections you put between Anonymous and a bunch of different ponies fell to the ground.>You look back up on the massive board. A small red twine connects anon to…“THORAX!? BUCKING THORAX!?!?”>You pick up a massive dresser and throw it. >”Y-you okay, hun…?”>Shining armor mutters at the entrance to the closet before he gets domed by a dresser.“MY PLAAAAAAAANNNSSSSS”>You exclaim into the sky.
>>43345798>Cadence has a shipping boardI wonder what that board smells like... probably not good.anyway, i'm all for killing Thorax. never liked the guy.
>>43345957Shining doesn’t dare go near it.And hey. Thorax isn’t thaaaaat bad… Fluttershy is definitely gonna try and kill him though.
>>43345980Fluttershy would never! Just look at her. She's too sweet and innocent to do something like that.
>>43345993Yellow evil conniving hooves created that message…You are fooling no one, Flutterfreak…
>>43325212>she’ll get what’s coming to her- if she jus- holds fuckin- STILL
>>43345413>>43345490>>43345798Changeling hooves typed these posts
Eat broccoli.
>"Oh no...">"Now where am I?"
>>43346314>at some point when she became obsessed with Anon, Fluttershy was replaced by a Changeling>literally nobody noticed anything was different>"Can I feed on your love, Anon?"No, Fluttershy, stop being weird.>"Okay."And clean up all this green goo you left behind from last time.>"Sorry.">You hate it whenever she starts spreading her goo around
>>43346314I just find it extremely funny for flutterrape, with all the mares coming after anon, is completely stopped cause anon just turns out to be gay or something. Definitely not a part of my regular anon lore. But definitely funny.>>43347338Insert story of a changeling having to pretend to like anon. Only for them to begin to love him to the point they actually want to be with him and becoming random mares to see what anon likes. Only for anon to accept their true form in the end.
>>43347518>The mares leave anon alone because he comes out as gayYou won't be laughing so much when the stallions start harassing him instead...
>>43347528Good thing ponies are naturally submissive…
>>43347544Rectum? Damn near killed 'em!
>>43347628Lots of love absorbed.
>>43347518You know Fluttershy would turn herself into Flutterguy is Anon was gay.
>>43348001Cha-Ching. Fic idea… :D
>>43344825>TheRideNeverEnds.gifSlowly I'm returning. Send me some green/fav p0ne or oc and I'll get to it. Been sketching and doing stuff on my own lately.
>>43348001>>43348400had an idea like this once>Anon tells Fluttershy that he's gay>she's crushed but eventually gets an idea>she goes to Rarity>"Could you, um, make me a stallion?">Rarity's face when>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hsAbjmNpKU>big makeover happens where Rarity makes Fluttershy look like a stallion, gets their friends to help teach her how to act more like one, etc.>they also use Poison Joke to turn her back into Flutterguy, to help complete the illusion
>>43348638still drawing those frogs of yours?>Send me some greenhow about a short and sweet Apple green?bam!https://ponepaste.org/10353
>You are Lyra.>And what an interesting sight it is to see… your obsession… take form…>Aka anon the Human in Ponyville.>Yes yes, I know. Crazy.>Hehehehehe… you were right… humans arrrrreeee reeeaaaallll.“Hehehe.”>You giggle as you watch him looking at a tree curiously.>Silly human. Looking at the tree like the ape he is.>Wait… Is that speciest?>Definitely don’t say that to him out loud.>Back to human watching.>You start to pull out a notebook as you hear flapping from behind.>Anon also takes out a notebook while looking at the tree.>Hey you got something in common!>A grey pony drops a big cardboard box next to you as she lands with it.>”Human watching, eh?”>A bubbly voice rings out.“Oh hey Derpy.”>You look away from anon to look at the mail-mare.>She looks at anon for a moment with both eyes before one drifts towards you.>”Hey Lyra. You like the new human or something?”>She asks with a slight smile.>You sigh wistfully.“Yeaaahh… I always had an obsession with humans. Ya know.”>”I know.” She says quickly and sweetly.>”Any romantic thoughts…?” Her voice going monotone as she looks down at the box. One eye still on you.“Oh um… I don’t know maybe… yeah…? Yeah! Id try.”>You smile at finally admitting your feelings out loud.>”All I had to hear.” Derpy’s upbeat voice rings out as she pulls out a clipboard and pen in her wings. “Sign please!”>You take the pen in your magic and scribble your name on the paper before you look at the large box behind derpy.>You begin to walk past her to the box.“Wowee. This is for me?”>You open up the big box and…>Theres nothing inside…
>>43348767>The sweet sound of breathless choking reach your ears. >A neck held tight between your forelegs. >You glance over at anon.>Your level, emotionless face brightens as you look at him in the distance.>Silence erupts… wiggling stops… >Easy. Like it always is.>You push the obstacle into the box. >The limp body curling inside the confines as you close it and tape it closed. >Your focused, dead centered eyes lose their seriousness after you finish. >One of them wanders back to anon.“Morning, ‘Non!”>You enthusiastically wave to him. >He startles a little as he turns away from the tree he was looking at.>”Hey derps, how’s it going?”>He says back at you with a smile and a wave. One of your eyes following down his arm for a moment.”Good! Cause I ran into you!”>You genuinely say with a wink and a wing pointed at him. >”Aw, you flatter me, miss hooves.”>He remarks playfully as he walks up.“You deserve it. Whatcha doing anyway.”>”Dr. Fauna sent me to look for a white squirrel she was caring for. Should be in the area.”>Your face frowns for a moment and your eye twitches at the mention of another mare before you catch it and keep your cheerful face.“Okie dokie. Well I’ll see ya. Package to deliver.” >You smirk and pat the big box as you look up at him.>He does an impressed whistle.>”I never get how you can carry those. See ya around, Derpy.”>He walks off as both your eyes stare at him.“See ya around, anon…”
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>>43310338office work.
>>43348774Always love seeing Derpy
>>43348767>>43348774this short does work in Yandere Pony, but not in FlutterrapeDerpyrape should be humormous and goofy, like Derpy unintentionally and accidentally raping anon and/or discovering his fetish
>>43349394This is my first derpy green. Long time coming. I wanted to write her with some form of experience.>>43349788I was mostly writing for both threads. Not to mention flutterape CAN be serious. This is one of my actual serious ones. I usually write comedy. But I wanted to do something fresh for me.
>>43349936I think you did a pretty good job
>>43350076Why thank you, anonymous! :D
>juat another morning for you
>>43348774uh, did Derpy just kill Lyra?what a bitch
>>43350827I was originally gonna have her break lyra’s neck. But I didn’t know whether to actually kill her off. So I am keeping it ambiguous.
>>43350703Just like downtown Detroit.
>>43350855I think it’s better this way
ok
>>43350855>ambiguousp sure that bitch is dead. Derpy is ruthless
>>43351441Oh definitely. Although snap is quicker. It’s better to be found with a box of someone unconscious than with someone dead.>>43351827I agree.
>>43351940she can always keep Lyra's corpse around with her, you know, in case she ever gets lonely. I can't imagine there are a lot of ponies that would want to talk about >rape with her anyway
>>43351944I DID imply Lyra is not the first… I wonder what derpy does with the ponies…
Hello everyone! It's Tuesday and time for an update to How to be Dense!(How to be Dense is an EQG harem comedy)https://ponepaste.org/11423This installment went in unexpected directions as minor characters asserted themselves.In creating his plan, Anon has either overlooked or underestimated his importance to others.Also more character development for the cheerleaders.NEXT WEEKHE'S GONE!Yet the war continues..
>>43351999checkedshe probably steals a few post stamps and ships the box off to the mountains of yakiyakistan
>et tu Anonymous
>>43352831Anon, that's her dildo! Don't touch it.
>9Really dangerous down here.
>>43352136i'm going to rape you>handbanana.jpg
>>43352136The girls are going to discipline him when he comes back.
>"Hello, Anon.">"Time to get pollinated."
>>43354521Sorry, I'm not a petalphile.
>fluttershy is on your playstation fucking up your save file
