>"See that humie over there, Derpy?">"I heard he watches a show for little girls.">"Isn't that just SO hot?"
>>43276427>derpy cums and farts on the spot
Look at Derpy's eyes... they're changelings. No wonder they're saying sexually provocative things about humans! Thankfully real ponies would never treat me like that.
>>43276448Darn right! Real mares are far too spontaneous, you'd never hear it coming.
>>43276586Real ponies are kind and fun and not rapey.
>>43276591Sounds like the mindset of a soon-to-be rape victim.
>>43276591REAL ponies drown you in squash soup to show affection
>>43276595I mean maybe it's just a difference in experience, I made it to Equestria and you made it to Flutterrapequestria for example.
>"Hello there, cutie. Watching a show for little girls?">"So, wanna bang?"
>>43276427Nah, I'm going in Equestria as a pony and taking these cute mares with me ^:)
Someone forgot to bump with his post!
>>43276888>he doesn't want to please mares with his salty skin
>>43276900Man, is human skin really that salty? I've been licking myself to make sure but it doesn't feel all that salty
>>43276929Skill issue.
>>43276929>he doesn't eat oversalted goyslop to make his skin saltier for mares
>>43276591not all ponies are kind and funsome are rapey
>>43276929It's the sweat, anon. That has the salt in it.
