If you had to live in a pony settlement that wasn't Canterlot or Ponyville where would you choose? Appleloosa? Manehatten?
That's tough since the whole appeal of living in Equestria for me is getting to be around ponies I already know and care about. I guess for pure quality of life Manehattan might be the move but I get the feeling I'd end up being a recluse there, so maybe something like the Crystal Empire would be a better fit.
>>43278783>tfw I don't get to choose my new home and get assigned to Gelding Grotto
>>43278788To be fair, you only get sent there if you're acting up real badly.
>>43278788To be fair, you only get sent here because the penis gnomes ripped your dick off.
>>43278783Trottingham
>>43278783Fillydelphia so I can seduce, fuck, love, and have a family with the Mane-iac!
>>43278783Easy. Rainbow Falls.
>>43278783Appleloosa, its a great, idyllic American West enviorment with a lot of really nice ponies, and Braeburn. He seems like fun to hang out with.
>>43278783I'd just find a nice little hamlet somewhere.
>>43278783Why would I want to live in a settlement with a bunch of stupid animals?
>>43279230I agree, why would you live with human normalfags?
>>43278783Manehattan has very plapable mares such as Suri, Coco, Aunt Orange, the lanky mare Rarity hires, and that fugly braces chick.
>>43279173Just take Fluttershys cottage, its far out and near the Everfree, doubt anyone will check up on her or notice for a while.
>>43278783Our Town.
>>43279280>Plaid>uglyFuck you.
>>43279305Let me clarify, she's hot ugly. Would smash.
>>43278792>Ponies have such hair-trigger tempers that they would mutilate someone for being silly
>>43279286"Take?" I'm sure I don't know what you mean anon, surely you can't be implying that you would steal Fluttershy's home from her? Thats both illegal and immoral.
>>43279505Fluttershy would also rape him to death, so there's that.
>>43279171I feel i missed out by not being able to enjoy the old west before pussies and government ruined everything
>>43279411They actually have such high-quality medical care that a nutshot has essentially zero risk of permanent damage, but anon doesn't know that.
>>43278783Maritime bay, I'd love to be a sailor and sail up and down equestrias shores
>>43278783Official canon very thin for this kind of questions. If not fanon, we have only 5-7 settlements.
>>43278783Is that what Manehatten used to look like? I like.the retro aesthitic more
>>43279611>retroOld bad, new good. OKAY?!
>>43279529>we have only 5-7 settlementsLol no, there are a lot more than 7 in the show alone:>Canterlot>Ponyville>Appleloosa>Manehattan>The Crystal Empire>Our Town>CloudsdaleUhhhh.. and then also... uhh... then you also got... you know...
>>43279519We all did, honestly. It wasn't for everyone, but if you are the kind of man who's comfortable with living cheaply and lightly, never staying too long in one place, and struggling some days just to survive, it was heaven.It was dangerous, terrible, and downright evil sometimes, but it was the last place on Earth for a while where people really knew what it was to be free.
>>43279630Las Pegasus, Dodge Junction, Fillydelphia, Baltimare, Vanhoover, Trottingham... there's gotta be a few more.
>>43279649Stalliongrad, Germaneigh, Bitaly, Shanghai, Stable 2...
>>43279655I don't remember those being mentioned in the show...
>>43279171Imagine getting to plap Braeburn. Literally nowhere else but Appleloosa is perfect.
>>43279662He's not gay, he's just enthusiastic.
>>43279664>He's not gayYet.
I'd choose Appleloosa. So that I can buy Braeburn's sexy cousin's hoof in marriage for a couple acres of land.
>>43278783>Hooffields and McColts' valley, whatever its name wasViolent inbred freaks make good company. Or they sacrifice you to pagan gods during the next harvest festival. It's one of the other, no inbetweens.>that town from a special where everything turned monochrome, whatever its name wasThe place is average but Torque Wrench is unbelievably hot.>the shady criminal town from Fizzlepop's movie, whatever its name wasI would steal unicorn horns from traders, sneakily break into the houses of ponies these horns were taken from and glue their shit back on in their sleep. Like Robin Hood, but with a can of enhanced super-healy nerve growing bone glue. There's this one suicidally depressed crack whore on the outskirts of the town who sold her own horn three times over, wanna bet who's gonna outstubborn whom?>horse dwemer ruins that I just made upImagine a mute automaton pony quickly switching between her spherical and erect configurations back and forth because she's excited to see you.Or I may spend my entire life on the road. Trixie proves it viable.
>>43279684AWOOOOOGA SEX WITH APPLEJACK UNF UNF UNF HOW ABOUT DEM APPLES HUH PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP!!!
>>43279662If he was a human he would look like the country femboy character Dross made a few years ago. He also has a very boyish, cute voice. I'm a marekisser but I could fool around with Braeburn after a few ciders for sure...
>>43278783Can't I just go to a nearest settlement closest to Ponyville and then use my pony pegasus wings to fly there and talk to some cute mares? Or is it that you cannot live in a house in ponyville/canterlot thing?
>>43279930I'd want to be somewhere remote because I wouldn't want to be a curiosity to be gawked at. I'd prefer to be the half-mythologized being that lives out in the countryside and is talked about in town as a curiosity who is only really known by locals. Kinda like Zekora is in Everfree.
>>43278783Cloudsdale
>>43280459Who are you going to make enchant you so you don't fall thru the clouds, anon? I don't think Twiggie would do it just so you can go up and hit on Fluttershy's mom.
The rock farm.I would like to live the rad-trad puritan calvinist life with the pinkie family
>>43278783manehatten.i would be a underground clopper i mean rapperanypony else who said manehatten, what are you doing in Equestria's version of the big apple?
>>43279513To death you say?
>>43279630>Cloudsdale
>>43278783Sires Hollow. Quite but growing. Nice place. Plus I can plow Sunburst’s mom.
>>43280462Don't worry, I'll be a pegasus when I get to Equestria so I can easily walk on clouds.
>offer to work at the McColt's for a place to stay>get to plap the country bumpkin maresIt's a simple life.
>>43281191so you would be microslop? or apple?
>>43278783Definitely Manehattan. I love big cities. I'd prefer to live there to Ponyville, and I might even prefer to live there to Canterlot, although I'd probably choose Canterlot.
>>43280768based
>>43281706>I share a board with city slickers
>>43278783The crystal empire I could be shining and can dance weird alien pet
>>43278783>go to manehatten>marry coconot my first choice but we don’t know where the rock farm is located
>>43282410
>>43282556>Stuck between two desertsGrim.
>>43282556Wait is it Apple Loosa?? I thought it was all 1 word
>>43282556>>43282561anything for limey…
>>43282042>Doesn’t like city folk>Uses image of RarityThe irony is palpable
>>43280768Based
>>43282781Hey, Rarity's hot. You can't blame him!
>>43282592It's one word everywhere else. That space is so small that they probably weren't sure which way to spell it at the time, or it was a mistake.>>43282781She's a small town girl in denial. She gets caught up in romantic ideals and fancy parties, but if she had to live in a city like AJ did, she'd miss her close knit community and the beauty in the countryside.
>>43282781>Retarded post>IMG_Many such cases
Haywaii>"It doesn't exis-"Yes it does
>>43278783The location doesn't matter too much, so long as I'm with my wife. Although I'd probably settle down somewhere not too busy, like Starlight's hometown.
>>43283529>Moving to Our TownShe's going to brand your ass with the equality symbol and she's going to do it twice so it's symmetrical
>>43283558>Starlight's hometown.>hometown.She wasn't born there, Anon
>>43282781>Rarity>palpable>It's almost plapSorry I heard those two words together and now have uber mental retardation from the blood leaving my brain.
>>43283729plap plap plap
Hahaha idk but I'd still be human in Equestria.
>>43284456This but as a pony instead.
>>43284456True
>>43284466Same
>>43285851Crystal.png
>>43279171this, appleloosa I go!
>>43279074not canon
>>43278783None of them.
>>43285866Has the big tiddy pony blog lore overshadowed the one time it was mentioned as Pipsqeak's previous home in Luna Eclipsed, or are you being cheeky?
I would choose somewhere around here because I would like to live near the sea.
>>43285851the crystal empire would be too cold for me
>>43279630Sweetie Belle lost her train of thought after Cloudsdale because she immediately started thinking about getting plapped by a group of horny pegasus stallions.
>>43287223>pegasus>overwhelming a unicorn Come on now
>>43286251baltimare seems nice
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Is there somewhere you'd want to visit, but not live?
>>43286251Sea ponies? Selkies perhaps?
>>43288434
>>43288434>>43288952Woo yeah staying human.
>>43289227This but as a pony.
>>43289241>not wanting cyoot amres to enjoy his salty skin
>>43289244No way, fag. I'm flying with cute mares all around equestria.
>>43289241>staying pony as a human
>>43289254>Not wanting to please them with your salty skin while at itThe real fag here
>>43289258I wanna be a salt lick for mares desu
>>43289258For the Appleloosan livers in this thread, is this where you're destined to work?>>43289790Salt lick sounds like a slur against humans. Salt licker sounds like a slur against ponies that love humans.
>>43289957>AppleloosanThey just want to live in an old west town, don't know why. I mean tombstone STILL exists and is pretty small, not to mention all those small mining towns in NV
>>43278783Crystal Empire
>>43290607You know what they say about those crystal mares right?
>>43291171I can take 'em
>>43291171If she has a horn, a new queen has been born.If she has a wing, become their new plaything.
>>43291171>You know what they say about those crystal mares right?They're bad liars, you can always see right through them.
>>43291314CARLOOOS!
>>43291171I headcanon them as a little slow on the uptake and prone to zoning out mid-conversation (temporary side effects of being frozen in time), and noticeably more xenophobic than your average pony (a side effect of prolonged misuse of the Heart for dark magics, may be permanent). Ask ten crystal mares for directions, and six will help you, three will call you a n'wah and leave, one will admit she has no idea where she is or where was she going.By the way, why the fuck don't they have any funky outdated mannerisms like Luna's?
I'm going into the jungle and hanging out with the kirin
>>43291368Got jungle fever eh?
>>43291368A mighty NEED for Kirins
>>43278783Saddle Arabia so I can worship Moohammad and have dozens of beautiful Oriental mares as my wives.
>>43293000Well i will give the moors this, they sure know how to keep their women in line.
Beep
>>43293415It wasn't this bad 50 years ago. I think it was 2nd wave that really fucked us over
>>43291368https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIKUGF5fdmc
>>43278783
>>43278783id live in the pegasi capital, I want to fly.
>>43278783I heard there's a swell place up on them Peaks of Peril :)
>>43295458Fuck off, Autumn, I already told you I'm saving myself for you. Be patient.
>>43280597I thought they were Amish
>>43279519nonny wants to get TB
>>43279778Straightest ponyfucker
>>43296621Neat
>>43296621Is this concept art from the movie or some Daring Do tavern I forgot about?
>>43278802Damn gnomes
>>43297037it's in road to friendship, its a an inn
>>43298210>>43297037>>43296621https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yr1mIqrYRKw
>>43298210>>43298947Thanks. Guess I forgot this episode took place anywhere other than on the road. Looks comfy and the shot is unusually empty of pony
>>43298947Classic
>>43291368I want to be the kirin, venturing out of the grove to see the world in utter awe.
>>43278783The Everfree Forest would be my clay, so I can shack up with Zecora and pound that ass all day
>>43299730Peak rhyme
>>43283729Plapity
>>43278783Can Coco Pommel be my roomie then wife?
>>43300250Can you seduce her?
>>43300797What does Coco even like?
>>43299730
>>43301608Either stereotypical cutesy stuff or hobo fights and monkey torture. No inbetweens with these types.
>>43302231seems fun, until the cloudwalking spell wears off in your sleep
>>43291357>By the way, why the fuck don't they have any funky outdated mannerisms like Luna'sBecause writer's didn't give a fuck and "were just doing a job."
>>43291357Luna's outdated mannerisms were artifacts of her station, thus "the royal Canterlot voice." Ordinary ponies didn't go projecting their voices for loud proclamations like that. If the Crystal Ponies had any outdated idiosyncrasies, they probably weren't loud and obvious enough to be noticeable for the brief time we had with them.
>>43302910Her alter ego, Nightmare Moon, didn't act or speak all that weird either, and ordinary ponies didn't use olde ponish in the Hearth's Warming flashbacks. Luna might just be a weirdo.
>>43303112My theory is the parts of her that were left intact after the friendship lazer hit her are exactly the parts that were out of the loop. Darkie interacted with ponies through their nightmares the entire time of her sentence, but these memories were lost.
>>43303112>Luna might just be a weirdo.I love my autistic moonwife...
>>43301608She likes to watch Markiplier at max volume without headphones
>>43303118damn thats crazy
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>>43304974It's over
