If you had to live in a pony settlement that wasn't Canterlot or Ponyville where would you choose? Appleloosa? Manehatten?
That's tough since the whole appeal of living in Equestria for me is getting to be around ponies I already know and care about. I guess for pure quality of life Manehattan might be the move but I get the feeling I'd end up being a recluse there, so maybe something like the Crystal Empire would be a better fit.
>>43278783>tfw I don't get to choose my new home and get assigned to Gelding Grotto
>>43278788To be fair, you only get sent there if you're acting up real badly.
>>43278788To be fair, you only get sent here because the penis gnomes ripped your dick off.
>>43278783Trottingham
>>43278783Fillydelphia so I can seduce, fuck, love, and have a family with the Mane-iac!
>>43278783Easy. Rainbow Falls.
>>43278783Appleloosa, its a great, idyllic American West enviorment with a lot of really nice ponies, and Braeburn. He seems like fun to hang out with.
>>43278783I'd just find a nice little hamlet somewhere.
>>43278783Why would I want to live in a settlement with a bunch of stupid animals?
>>43279230I agree, why would you live with human normalfags?
>>43278783Manehattan has very plapable mares such as Suri, Coco, Aunt Orange, the lanky mare Rarity hires, and that fugly braces chick.
>>43279173Just take Fluttershys cottage, its far out and near the Everfree, doubt anyone will check up on her or notice for a while.
>>43278783Our Town.
>>43279280>Plaid>uglyFuck you.
>>43279305Let me clarify, she's hot ugly. Would smash.
>>43278792>Ponies have such hair-trigger tempers that they would mutilate someone for being silly
>>43279286"Take?" I'm sure I don't know what you mean anon, surely you can't be implying that you would steal Fluttershy's home from her? Thats both illegal and immoral.
>>43279505Fluttershy would also rape him to death, so there's that.
>>43279171I feel i missed out by not being able to enjoy the old west before pussies and government ruined everything
>>43279411They actually have such high-quality medical care that a nutshot has essentially zero risk of permanent damage, but anon doesn't know that.
>>43278783Maritime bay, I'd love to be a sailor and sail up and down equestrias shores
>>43278783Official canon very thin for this kind of questions. If not fanon, we have only 5-7 settlements.
>>43278783Is that what Manehatten used to look like? I like.the retro aesthitic more
>>43279611>retroOld bad, new good. OKAY?!
>>43279529>we have only 5-7 settlementsLol no, there are a lot more than 7 in the show alone:>Canterlot>Ponyville>Appleloosa>Manehattan>The Crystal Empire>Our Town>CloudsdaleUhhhh.. and then also... uhh... then you also got... you know...
>>43279519We all did, honestly. It wasn't for everyone, but if you are the kind of man who's comfortable with living cheaply and lightly, never staying too long in one place, and struggling some days just to survive, it was heaven.It was dangerous, terrible, and downright evil sometimes, but it was the last place on Earth for a while where people really knew what it was to be free.
>>43279630Las Pegasus, Dodge Junction, Fillydelphia, Baltimare, Vanhoover, Trottingham... there's gotta be a few more.
>>43279649Stalliongrad, Germaneigh, Bitaly, Shanghai, Stable 2...
>>43279655I don't remember those being mentioned in the show...
>>43279171Imagine getting to plap Braeburn. Literally nowhere else but Appleloosa is perfect.
>>43279662He's not gay, he's just enthusiastic.
>>43279664>He's not gayYet.
I'd choose Appleloosa. So that I can buy Braeburn's sexy cousin's hoof in marriage for a couple acres of land.
>>43278783>Hooffields and McColts' valley, whatever its name wasViolent inbred freaks make good company. Or they sacrifice you to pagan gods during the next harvest festival. It's one of the other, no inbetweens.>that town from a special where everything turned monochrome, whatever its name wasThe place is average but Torque Wrench is unbelievably hot.>the shady criminal town from Fizzlepop's movie, whatever its name wasI would steal unicorn horns from traders, sneakily break into the houses of ponies these horns were taken from and glue their shit back on in their sleep. Like Robin Hood, but with a can of enhanced super-healy nerve growing bone glue. There's this one suicidally depressed crack whore on the outskirts of the town who sold her own horn three times over, wanna bet who's gonna outstubborn whom?>horse dwemer ruins that I just made upImagine a mute automaton pony quickly switching between her spherical and erect configurations back and forth because she's excited to see you.Or I may spend my entire life on the road. Trixie proves it viable.
>>43279684AWOOOOOGA SEX WITH APPLEJACK UNF UNF UNF HOW ABOUT DEM APPLES HUH PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP!!!
>>43279662If he was a human he would look like the country femboy character Dross made a few years ago. He also has a very boyish, cute voice. I'm a marekisser but I could fool around with Braeburn after a few ciders for sure...
>>43278783Manehattan sounds like a nice place for a one-of-the-kind hooman like be since it being an obvious allusion to NYC implies good number of migrantsmight be easy to, say, buy meat from griffons
>>43279930>like beto be in*
>>43278783Can't I just go to a nearest settlement closest to Ponyville and then use my pony pegasus wings to fly there and talk to some cute mares? Or is it that you cannot live in a house in ponyville/canterlot thing?
>>43279930I'd want to be somewhere remote because I wouldn't want to be a curiosity to be gawked at. I'd prefer to be the half-mythologized being that lives out in the countryside and is talked about in town as a curiosity who is only really known by locals. Kinda like Zekora is in Everfree.
>>43278783Cloudsdale
>>43280459Who are you going to make enchant you so you don't fall thru the clouds, anon? I don't think Twiggie would do it just so you can go up and hit on Fluttershy's mom.
The rock farm.I would like to live the rad-trad puritan calvinist life with the pinkie family
>>43278783manehatten.i would be a underground clopper i mean rapperanypony else who said manehatten, what are you doing in Equestria's version of the big apple?
>>43279513To death you say?
>>43279630>Cloudsdale
>>43278783Sires Hollow. Quite but growing. Nice place. Plus I can plow Sunburst’s mom.
>>43280462Don't worry, I'll be a pegasus when I get to Equestria so I can easily walk on clouds.
>>43280616>anypony else who said manehatten, what are you doing in Equestria's version of the big apple?try to speedrun industrialization of the world just to get working 'puters working before I pass away
>offer to work at the McColt's for a place to stay>get to plap the country bumpkin maresIt's a simple life.
>>43281191so you would be microslop? or apple?
>>43281314Neither of themhell, even Unix is off the table. Fuck /usr/
