How off limits is Derpy? I know she's kinda disabled, but she grew up hot.
She's canonically a mom, she's allowed to fuck all she wants.
>>43279850She's not mentally disabled, so there's no reason why you wouldn't be able to hit that.
>>43279850She isn't. You just gotta be a faithful loving husband and a caring father figure for dinky. It's not so hard. It's actually pretty comfy.Think about it, you get to kiss your wife good day before she goes off delivering mail for every pony, maybe adjust her saddle bags a little so she doesn't lose anything, get dinky to school and go on about your day. Pretty sweet deal.
>>43279870Mmm, I like that, be the guardrails that keep my Derpy safe.
>>43279850Derpy got good tastes with the Doc'.
>>43279850Daapi is for plappy
>>43279859even if she was mentally disabled retards r allowed to have sex
>>43279850She holds a job as a mailmare, she can consent just fine, I think she'd be open minded sexually, she would probably even let you fuck dinky.
>>43279906Your ticket, anon... it just burned up. Why would you do that?
>>43279850Oh you sweet summer child...You see that ass? You don't fuck Derpy, Anon. Derpy fucks YOU, and you better not die from snu-snu like her last stallion.
>>43279870>Raising someone else's kidNo way cuck.
>>43279900Only with other retards, which means anyone here should be fine.
>>43279850You just have to be nice to her and not be mean. Doing either of those will result in your execution.
>>43279850the joke is PORN get it? GET IT.. we are really no better than the xittermites we claim to hate so much..
>>43279911Her idea, not mine.
>>43279917consider you may not be able to procreate unless you're a stallion
>>43279850What do you mean? She's a mom and have a job>>43279906Kill yourself.
>>43279925Okay... still not raising someone else's kid.
>>43279928W Anon
>>43279928Well.. one thing left then. get dinky a sibling.
>>43279928Consider picrel and >>43279936
>>43279936>Single mom>Used goodsNo thanks bro
let's get it
>>43279925satyrs are a valid option
>>43279952Ehh no. I'd rather just be a stallion so my waifu can have actual pony foals.
>>43279850>tell derpy you want to give her a foal>only do it in her butt>hot tard moans>after a while she gets sad that she doesn't get a foal>tell her we just need to keep trying>more hot tard moans ensue >until I get bored several years later and eventually get her pregnant >the wait and delay was driving her crazy so she's especially happy it actually happenedIs this morally wrong? Yes, but she will be the happiest mother in the end so it's fine. >inb4 Dinkynot canon
>>43279958You're not canon so what you say is invalid. U got BTFO'd.
>>43279952Actually pretty cute derpy family. I wouldn't mind satyrs children myself. Having a happy family with a pony wife is good for me.although derpy isn't my waifu
>>43279850She's only off limits to moralfags , she's made to be plapped
>>43280022>off limits to moralfagsHow?
>>43279850
>>43279958>Is this morally wrong?Lying is morally wrong
It makes me sad seeing how many people look at Derpy and their main attraction to her is because they think they can take advantage of her. Derpy deserves more respect than that.
>>43279919>>43279850what do if I waifu her because she's as retarded as me
>>43279917Being reincarnated into Equestria specifically and having Derpy love you back is already retardedly impossible magical thinking. Easy solution: You do the monkey, you have a foal, that foal is Dinky. There see, now its ur foal too. That easy
>>43280022im a double moral fag and see the mentally disabled as people who can make their own decisions so it loops back around
>>43280074can I justwaifu a retardwithout it being political
>>43280081Your existence is political.
>>43279919It makes no sense. If both parties drop decibels of their shared link budget like lepers drop fingers, their chances of not fucking it up are quadratically worse than if only one of them were retarded. It may still work but holy shit.
>>43279919I are not retarmded >:(
>>43279924You can tell a woman drew this, also dangerously b&thro
>>43280324You wouldn't believe how many mailboxes that thing's been inside.
>>43280324literal bubble butt
>>43279927holy cuteness
>>43280085goy
>>43280081I'll allow itFuck the angry soccer moms and their subsequent torch holders
just tell anyone who has a problem with it that they're marginalizing her, ostracizing, stigmatizing, alienating, discriminating by treating her "special", denying her human rights as well as basic instinctsbut also be a faithful, loving partner, not a piece of shit
>>43280916pony rights*stupid retard
>>43280930What's the difference, isn't keeping em universal the whole point of the construction? Both "human rights" and "pony rights" should be equivalent soft links to the same entity.
>>43280960
>>43280963Either you point out a verifiably substantial difference between pony and human rights RIGHT NOW or I rape your still twitching flayed body in the ass.
>>43280969
>>43280971>uno_reflect.png>reflect>>43280963
>>43279952>look for Derpy satyr greens>ancient pastebin that got deleted by pastebin, only poneb.in now only has 4 (four) greens tagged as Derpy>2/4 use other donut steels I don't even know who are supposed to be children ofcan I just get some greens about a blind crossbreed?
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>>43279850I've always seen Derpy as regular stupid instead of retard stupid considering she's able to keep a job and take care of herself. Derpy isn't a hot disabled pony; she simply is a bimbo with a lazy eye.
>>43280930i know what i said, fuckface
>>43279850sex
its morally wrong to for the genetically inferior to pass down their flaws and force another being to suffer with them
>>43282449Except we know that Derpy had at least one, possibly multiple kids and none of them have her issue.
>>43282449I was about to say the most genetically inferior ponies are still infinitely better than the most superior humans, but then I remembered Snips and Snails exist.
>>43282449Not wrong as long as he personally contributes to genetic engineering research.
>>43282455Since her kids are fine, does that mean Derpy probably has an acquired brain injury? What happened?
>>43282613She doesn't have a brain injury at all, she just has derped eyes.
>>43282620She must've been so fast in her prime, I don't know what happened to her but it's amazing she's still fast enough to be a speedy mail delivery pone.Bless her.
>>43282654She flew too high and got Icarus'd.
>>43282654Considering her eyes got lazy overtime, she gradually lost precision and perception to the point she become a fast but clumsy flyer .Basically the equivalent of the fastest bedroach ever existed
>>43282822Shame, Still amazing Derpy still flies for a living, but not surprising because she probably loves it very much.https://derpibooru.org/images/3572526
>>43279850Was it ever explained why her cutie mark is a bunch of boubles?I know it was due to her being just a generic token npc at first, but they ever explored it? Its not like it is related to flying, muffins , mails or tardness
>>43282826I guess Derpy is a bubbly charming pony, which makes sense because she is so beloved.
>>43282654Derpy being around the same age as Dash (and Rarity) implies Dinky is a younger sister rather than a daughter.
>>43282826She's related to Mr. Waddle
>>43282835Welp, maybe Dinky happened during the timeskip at the end of S9
>>43282838also she's related to Linky
>>43282455Dinky does have a unique anti clockwise horn in the show, in which old fanon theorized she might have trouble with more complex spells due to a different casting pattern than normal, maybe in reverse or something like that. A right hand vs left hand situation.She might be better at deconstructing spells instead of casting because of that though, but still, it did pass down in her unique ways.
>>43282654As I always like pointing, Derpy is a truck, built like one too, while Rainbow Dash is more like a race car. Slow powerful wing beats for one and quicker more controlled ones for the other for all that agility.Other fillies got better coordination and were able to beat their wings faster, gaining speed as they grew up, while Derpy's got raw power at low speeds instead to help her carry a lot of weight without being overwhelmed, but also can't go as fast with said limitation. Also being the reason she ended as a mailmare, something Dash probably would have trouble with.
>>43282916>Derpy is a truck, built like one tooYeah, like a dumptruck AMIRITE!
