How off limits is Derpy? I know she's kinda disabled, but she grew up hot.
She's canonically a mom, she's allowed to fuck all she wants.
>>43279850She's not mentally disabled, so there's no reason why you wouldn't be able to hit that.
>>43279850She isn't. You just gotta be a faithful loving husband and a caring father figure for dinky. It's not so hard. It's actually pretty comfy.Think about it, you get to kiss your wife good day before she goes off delivering mail for every pony, maybe adjust her saddle bags a little so she doesn't lose anything, get dinky to school and go on about your day. Pretty sweet deal.
>>43279870Mmm, I like that, be the guardrails that keep my Derpy safe.
>>43279850Derpy got good tastes with the Doc'.
>>43279850Daapi is for plappy
>>43279859even if she was mentally disabled retards r allowed to have sex
>>43279850She holds a job as a mailmare, she can consent just fine, I think she'd be open minded sexually, she would probably even let you fuck dinky.
>>43279906Your ticket, anon... it just burned up. Why would you do that?
>>43279850Oh you sweet summer child...You see that ass? You don't fuck Derpy, Anon. Derpy fucks YOU, and you better not die from snu-snu like her last stallion.
>>43279870>Raising someone else's kidNo way cuck.
>>43279900Only with other retards, which means anyone here should be fine.
>>43279850You just have to be nice to her and not be mean. Doing either of those will result in your execution.
>>43279850the joke is PORN get it? GET IT.. we are really no better than the xittermites we claim to hate so much..
>>43279911Her idea, not mine.
>>43279917consider you may not be able to procreate unless you're a stallion
>>43279850What do you mean? She's a mom and have a job>>43279906Kill yourself.
>>43279925Okay... still not raising someone else's kid.
>>43279928W Anon
>>43279928Well.. one thing left then. get dinky a sibling.
>>43279928Consider picrel and >>43279936
>>43279936>Single mom>Used goodsNo thanks bro
let's get it
>>43279952Ehh no. I'd rather just be a stallion so my waifu can have actual pony foals.
>>43279850>tell derpy you want to give her a foal>only do it in her butt>hot tard moans>after a while she gets sad that she doesn't get a foal>tell her we just need to keep trying>more hot tard moans ensue >until I get bored several years later and eventually get her pregnant >the wait and delay was driving her crazy so she's especially happy it actually happenedIs this morally wrong? Yes, but she will be the happiest mother in the end so it's fine. >inb4 Dinkynot canon
>>43279958You're not canon so what you say is invalid. U got BTFO'd.
>>43279952Actually pretty cute derpy family. I wouldn't mind satyrs children myself. Having a happy family with a pony wife is good for me.although derpy isn't my waifu
>>43279850She's only off limits to moralfags , she's made to be plapped
>>43280022>off limits to moralfagsHow?
>>43279850
It makes me sad seeing how many people look at Derpy and their main attraction to her is because they think they can take advantage of her. Derpy deserves more respect than that.
>>43279917Being reincarnated into Equestria specifically and having Derpy love you back is already retardedly impossible magical thinking. Easy solution: You do the monkey, you have a foal, that foal is Dinky. There see, now its ur foal too. That easy
>>43280022im a double moral fag and see the mentally disabled as people who can make their own decisions so it loops back around
>>43280081Your existence is political.
>>43279919It makes no sense. If both parties drop decibels of their shared link budget like lepers drop fingers, their chances of not fucking it up are quadratically worse than if only one of them were retarded. It may still work but holy shit.
>>43279919I are not retarmded >:(
>>43279924You can tell a woman drew this, also dangerously b&thro
>>43280324You wouldn't believe how many mailboxes that thing's been inside.
>>43280324literal bubble butt
>>43279927holy cuteness
>>43280085goy
>>43280081I'll allow itFuck the angry soccer moms and their subsequent torch holders
just tell anyone who has a problem with it that they're marginalizing her, ostracizing, stigmatizing, alienating, discriminating by treating her "special", denying her human rights as well as basic instinctsbut also be a faithful, loving partner, not a piece of shit
>>43280916pony rights*stupid retard
>>43280930What's the difference, isn't keeping em universal the whole point of the construction? Both "human rights" and "pony rights" should be equivalent soft links to the same entity.
>>43280960
>>43280963Either you point out a verifiably substantial difference between pony and human rights RIGHT NOW or I rape your still twitching flayed body in the ass.
>>43280969
>>43280971>uno_reflect.png>reflect>>43280963
>>43280324
>>43279850I've always seen Derpy as regular stupid instead of retard stupid considering she's able to keep a job and take care of herself. Derpy isn't a hot disabled pony; she simply is a bimbo with a lazy eye.
>>43280930i know what i said, fuckface
>>43279850sex
its morally wrong to for the genetically inferior to pass down their flaws and force another being to suffer with them
>>43282449Except we know that Derpy had at least one, possibly multiple kids and none of them have her issue.
>>43282449I was about to say the most genetically inferior ponies are still infinitely better than the most superior humans, but then I remembered Snips and Snails exist.
>>43282449Not wrong as long as he personally contributes to genetic engineering research.
>>43282455Since her kids are fine, does that mean Derpy probably has an acquired brain injury? What happened?
>>43282613She doesn't have a brain injury at all, she just has derped eyes.
>>43282620She must've been so fast in her prime, I don't know what happened to her but it's amazing she's still fast enough to be a speedy mail delivery pone.Bless her.
>>43282654She flew too high and got Icarus'd.
>>43282654Considering her eyes got lazy overtime, she gradually lost precision and perception to the point she become a fast but clumsy flyer .Basically the equivalent of the fastest bedroach ever existed
>>43282822Shame, Still amazing Derpy still flies for a living, but not surprising because she probably loves it very much.https://derpibooru.org/images/3572526
>>43279850Was it ever explained why her cutie mark is a bunch of boubles?I know it was due to her being just a generic token npc at first, but they ever explored it? Its not like it is related to flying, muffins , mails or tardness
>>43282826I guess Derpy is a bubbly charming pony, which makes sense because she is so beloved.
>>43282654Derpy being around the same age as Dash (and Rarity) implies Dinky is a younger sister rather than a daughter.
>>43282826She's related to Mr. Waddle
>>43282835Welp, maybe Dinky happened during the timeskip at the end of S9
>>43282838also she's related to Linky
>>43282455Dinky does have a unique anti clockwise horn in the show, in which old fanon theorized she might have trouble with more complex spells due to a different casting pattern than normal, maybe in reverse or something like that. A right hand vs left hand situation.She might be better at deconstructing spells instead of casting because of that though, but still, it did pass down in her unique ways.
>>43282654As I always like pointing, Derpy is a truck, built like one too, while Rainbow Dash is more like a race car. Slow powerful wing beats for one and quicker more controlled ones for the other for all that agility.Other fillies got better coordination and were able to beat their wings faster, gaining speed as they grew up, while Derpy's got raw power at low speeds instead to help her carry a lot of weight without being overwhelmed, but also can't go as fast with said limitation. Also being the reason she ended as a mailmare, something Dash probably would have trouble with.
>>43282916>Derpy is a truck, built like one tooYeah, like a dumptruck AMIRITE!
>>43282916So true, Derpy is carrying a mail load and still doing some damn fine flying.>>43282919Facts
>>43282620She was canceled for being retarded, newfags forget or pretend it never happened.
>>43282654Soarin should be much older here, seeing him as a colt with the others is weird to me.
>>43279850man i love these pony rumps. greatest mankind invention
>>43283287Are you saying Tamers is more lore accurate than the actual show?
>>43283308Now I've just always perceived him as middle-aged while everyone else are young adults, probably because he sounded like a 90s surfer bro in his first appearance.
>>43283287
>>43283627RD can't break the 4th wall
ponut is ponut even if it's retarded
>>43284284Based, and it's not like the retard can't feel horny, I'm sure if you beat it up Derpy would make the same noises and squirt just like the others.
>>43284292Derpy 100% is a squirter dude. Without a doubt. Probably got incontinence issues or something, being a retard and all.
>>43279906you have a nigger mindset
>>43282901I love how people come up with these autistic theories
>>43280022But im a retard too. This shorts out moralfag brains. And highlights that they just don't like thinking about tards having sexual needs.
>>43285017Same with... Well, I won't say it, already caught a bullshit ban from some moralfag mod about it awhile back.
>>43285022This guy means human-android relations btw.
>>43285039What does Dragon Ball Z have to do with this?
>>43284310I want her to pee on me as she is moaning when my pp thrusting that ponut. She's riding on top of me
>>43284292>>43284310She's not retarded
what if you just explained to her that it's not a good idea for her to have a child because it might end up the same as her and suffer throughout its life?of course this would also be a reason to turn her into an anal exclusive slut
If being disabled = off limit, how do Americans breed?
>>43282835It was a teen pregnancy, canonically she's older than RD.
>>43285059I want her to casually mark me while I'm knelt down doing gardening one day
>>43285447>could've just drawn a regular plot>nah better draw Derpy with the fattest fucking ass cheeks to emphasize what went wrong
>>43285022You are a gigapussy for not saying it like it is.
>>43285545Illegaly, mostly.
>>43282901>She might be better at deconstructing spells instead of casting because of that thoughstupid headcanon. here's a much better one:>unicorns with counter-clockwise horn spirals cannot cast any spells made for clockwise spiraled horns. their horns simply do not process magic in the same way.>the vast majority of spells are clockwise, as that is the way the vast majority of unicorns' horns spiral.>however, as a unicorn matures, they will learn some spells naturally, such as levitation, and some spells related to their special talent.>a counter-clockwise unicorn will of course intuit these spells in the form of counter-clockwise spells.>but these will not necessarily be the only spells such a unicorn will ever know, as it is possible, with great effort, for a pony to "translate" a spell into the opposite chirality. although this has not been done for very many spells.>a much more common way to create a version of a clockwise spell that counter-clockwise unicorns can cast is to instead create a counter-clockwise spell that in turn casts the clockwise version of a spell.>this is much easier to create than a true counter-clockwise version of a spell since it's creation is basically just plugging a clockwise spell into the stock emulation spell template.>translating a spell on the other hand requires reverse engineering it to understand how it works, and then creating an opposite chirality version of it from scratch.>with how complex some spells can, be, the translation of a single spell could take months, or even years with the most complex spells>additionally, spell translation can only be done by a unicorn who understands both chiralities of magic very well.>as any given unicorn can only be one chirality or the other, such unicorns are extremely rare.>comparitively, the creation of an emulation spell can be done in a single day, and requires much less magical know-how. (although still definitely not something just any unicorn can do.)>there are benefits to using a translated spell however. or rather, downsides to using an emulation spell instead.>first, since two different spells are being cast, the total casting time is slightly longer.>and second, and more importantly, since the actual effective spell you're trying to cast is being cast by another spell instead of by you, you have much less control of the spell. although practice can alleviate this to an extent.>some counter-clockwise unicorns have tried to reverse their horns' chirality by filing off their grooves, and carving new ones.>this does not work. the horn's chirality goes deeper than just the grooves. it extends into the very structure of the horn itself, or perhaps even the unicorn's well of magic itself.
>>43285582And catch another 30 (yes, THIRTY) day ban for it? Nope. Do it yourself if you wish to make a statement that badly.
>>43285545brown people
>>43285955I really like that one, going from the mana pool being in a twister and how anti clock-wise would need to somehow stop said flow and spin the other way around, aka impossible.I'm not as much into the emulation though, as that would basically make creating the spell pointless unless it was for very specific cases like a job, in which the cutie mark and pony interest would likely come up with a proper anti-clockwise version then.As for there being rare unicorns who understand both chiralities, I'd put as that just being an impossibility, you're only born with your own and all, but two gifted unicorns meeting who understand their chirality well and can advance the other 'side' being a rare decade to century event to work out on each other spells would be nice, usually ending up working together through their lives, understanding the oportunity they have there of advancement. Such being a "spell boom" per se in the booksAlso, I like the idea of anti-clockwise horns having developed spells of their own, maybe not deconstructing specifically, but something not usually done by clockwise horns, both chiralities developing spells of their own as time goes, until the rare event above happens and ponies then can somewhat translate one for the other without needing to reverse engineer with great effore. Also months sound low for complex spells like teleporting, and that's considering the pony can actually cast it herself if done, which might be the biggest hurdle to find in the middle of the process of reverse engineering and rebuilding the spell. Years seem more likely, and if the pony is unable, then writing a book or tome about it so another pony can pick up from there to try.
*SNIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF*
>>43285545A new American pops into existence every time a peon thinks about America unprompted
>>43287877>peon
>>43287877Yeah, and they're all black lmao
>>43285059Unf.
>>43288648>>43288891Let this shit thread die.
>>43288891>>43288896we're getting raided, post cute Derpys
>>43285545>Dash thoughts with Rainbow Dash
>>43288927Sad-ass raid, just thirty or so frogs.
>>43288927
Somebody post that headline about retarded girls having higher fertility or breast size.
Plap Derpy.
>>43289491And blonde, and a bimbo, and...yea. Derpy definitely put all her stat points on 11/10 looks, so bad in fact that life gave her the eyes to try and balance it out
How could she?
>>43279917It's not cuckoldry if the dad is dead and I pump another into her tho
>>43291780>the dad is deadsource?that's kinda grim. You can just go by the canon and accept that Dinky is not Derpy's daughter.Is a broken family just waiting for you to swoop in and become their savior worth that head canon?How many nights have Derpy and Dinky cried for their dead husband/father?
>>43291780>the dad is deadIn Equestria, parents don't die while their children are still alive, or at least not while they are still children
>>43291809DYEWTS?
Could such a thing really be true?
Imagine.
>>43279850Built for dying alone
>>43292198That's everyone here.
>>43292198built for pumping babies into
>>43292198NO ABUSE
>>43292309That's right, Derpy is a beloved and appreciated member of pony society.
>>43291780>It's not cuckoldry if I get used goodsLmao
>>43292464Severe self-esteem issues. I'll pray for you.
>>43292472>projecting
>>43292464All the cuckold talk is by people worrying that the person you love hasn't wholly dedicated themselves to you. If you're a horsefucker that part of your brain should be turned off, you don't need to worry about ponies secretly being conniving females.
>>43292309What if it starts as abuse, but then becomes wholesome, but then spirals out of control anyway. https://ponepaste.org/10759
>>43292481>Trusting a single momngmi
>>43292497>not trusting a ponyngmi
>>43292481There's nothing wrong with raising dinky as your own kid.
>>43292489NO only good ending allowed :(
>>43292571Cute!
>>43279850Absolutely not. The blonde ones are pure sexo
>>43292562Lmao cuck
This but with Derpy
>>43292198>"Dinky would like this. She loved the fresh baked ones.">It was the last gift she'd given her as Copper Top and the mayor led Dinky out the door.>"should've been a hug" the old mare mumbled with regret.>She had kept distance that evening, afraid that neither would let go.>Instead, she had turned to the officer and Cheerilee, offering them a baked good as well.>...or was it Mayor Mare with the officer?"I've been forgetting so much lately.">The candle on the muffin flickered.>Like shutting the window again before it rains.>Derpy made her wish and blew out the candle before standing to take care it.>A couple patters of water hit the sill as the window closed too late.>She then turned and yawned, unusually tired at this hour, and began dragging her hooves to the bedroom.>Past the forgotten birthday treat on the table. >Past the heap of unpaid bills and job applications next to it.>The mess of covers crept closer with every heavy blink, until her face fell into soft pillowy darkness.>"...muffin......">The rest of the night was as silent as it was starry.----------------->"Muffin?" >The three mares politely declined.>If they'd taken one, then maybe the sadness behind their smiles would've been less obvious.>Especially to the filly standing with her bags at the door.>Her own grin wavered, hidden as best she could behind the pitiful pile of baked goods.>She stepped back, trying not to exist by keeping one eye on the floor, and another on the only framed picture in the house.>She'd taken her apple picking at Sweet Apple Acres that day.>The photo began to blur.>She stared into foggy nothing while anticipating the usual sounds.>Hoofsteps, the door's creak and click shut, softer hoofsteps fading in the distance. Then the long silence.>A sudden gentle tap at her elbow broke the fog.>Crossed eyes aligned. >Blur became focus on the filly now at her side.>"Goodbye Miss Derpy. Thanks for taking care of me this summer.">Derpy dropped the tray and swept Dinky into her wings, hugging tight.>"Goodbye my muffin." she whispered into the filly's mane.>She held on as long as she was allowed.>The last sun rays receded from the windows as the little arms seemed to wrap further around her>A golden glow replaced Luna's moonlight within the room.>She tilted her curious gaze up towards the violet mare now holding her in her bed alone, save for the two of them.>A muffin, decorated with special icing spelling 4-0, hovered by the light of her horn.>"Happy birthday, mom."https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btrjb_5Wr_o
>>43292782Very well done.
>>43292941unf
>>43292941Context?
>>43279850She's protected by a demon.
>>43293987demons do not exist in Equestria
>>43294064
>>43294086She went to Barbie world tho
>>43294581Reminder that Derpy took down a building with her butt
Do you like the muffin memes or no
>>43279850derpy
>>43295165Muffin memes are best!
>>43295417>red dot
>>43295417>>43295677MRS. HOOVES GET DOWN!
>>43295684
I want to jump into a hole with Derpy.
>>43295906Derpy did nothing wrong, I blame Dash for unclear instructions.
Thanks Doc'
>>43279850Would Derpy take it as a compliment if I stuck my sniffer into that pantied behind and swiped it like a credit card whilst inhaling for all I'm worth?
>>43296454I'm sure she wouldn't care if you flattered her and said she smelled good (she does)
>>43296454I think she would find it funny and giggle
They say she retarded but them crotchtitties ain't retarded
>>43296511If Derpy got downs, I'm down
>>43296511Mares don't have crotchtitties, they have anatomically correct horse teats
>>43296691>saggy witch hat boobs.
>>43279850I don't care how retarded the other end is, an ass like that deserves a plappin'
>>43296511she has mosquito bite teatsall her weight went to her butt
It's derp Friday
BuiltForMail Delivery
>>43296753that's the good stuffhttps://twibooru.org/3067236
Derpy's deepest secret fantasy:
>>43280324Full version, please
>>43300129nice
Was wondering, which of derpy’s eye is the sane one?
>>43300341Looks like the right eye>>43299459
>>43296932A blonde bimbo like her definitely has both oversized for the extra crunch when sitting down-, I mean extra plap
>>43300341>
>>43282449>all these posts and nobody makes the joke about anon being genetically inferior to Derpy's perfection
>>43292941>leave your fanny pack onI choose to believe that is actually her fetish.
>>43300751derpy is so imperfect that it makes her more than perfect anon is just a normal bloke, nothing special
>>43301605Don't Dead, Open Inside?
>>43302190Do EnterNot Inside
Ohhh, these look good!
Yay, they cooled off and we're ready to eat!
>>43303293>>43303297Those look good. What kind of muffins are they?
*MUNCH*
>>43303301It's just a box mix, this one here! They're pretty good.
>>43303302Grey mare moving at incredible hihg speeds!Save your treats!>>43303293>>43303297I need to do that myself someday, home make muffins for her. Also, sounds like a good mlp/con/ panel now thinking...
>>43303560This is fucking funny.
>>43303265UNF
Derpy is only for wholesome lovinghttps://ponepaste.org/5441
>>43303265>clearly suggestive image>tagged as safe
>>43303584I know right? It's like in Mean girls when Karen gets hit in the tits with a fucking soccer ball.
>>43303801It was a football lel, but she's basically Derpy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSScUJ0-AV4
>>43303724>porn>wholesome K.
>>43279850Idk, but shes great for riding balloons
>>43279850Are you familiar with the term, gumping it?
>>43303909Perfectly possible to have a wholesome sex scene.
>>43303724UNF! Good paste.
Would you Derp in box?
>>43303724nice
>>43304762In a place where Derpy delivers the parcels, who delivers the derp?
>>43304092SEXO
>>43304092>>43304867How can somepony so clumsy be so perfect in the sky?
>>43303293>>43303297>>43303302>>43303303This actually reminds me, I got a packet of chocolate chip muffin mix for free that I keep forgetting about. I should make those this weekend.
>>43304810One of her friends!
>>43304762Just cut a hole in the box where her rump is, and g2g
derpy deserves a special somepony to love and cherish her!!
>>43293169https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3Ch3eXvJkw
>>43279850Retards need love too, who am I to deprive them?
>>43279850IQ over 50it's time to get schwifty!
>>43309240Kek I bet Derpy fails the mirror test but she's still a good pony
>>43309413Nah. I believe Derpy just has an eye condition and knows she can fuck with others by playing dumb. Look at how she interacts with Rarity in Best Gift Ever. It's the holidays, there are retards trying to ship gifts the absolute last minute so the least she could do is have some fun by messing with the idiots with poor planning.
>>43309413>I bet Derpy fails the mirror testNo she doesn't
Bra strap status: Showing
DERPY, NO!
>>43309420>Best Gift EverDerpy was canceled by that episode. That's her post-canceled form, I believe her new name was Muffins. So it's a different character that looks similar. They even changed her voice and reduced the derpiness of her eyes. #savederpy
>>43307116Holy unf.Foal bearing hips.
>>43310837It's not THAT bad... maybe.
>>43309889Read that as "brap status"
>>43312126I wanna ride the muffin wheel
bros your not gonna believe this
>>43314051>Mrs. President, get down! He is trying to shoot you with his wife gun!
>>43313740Dashie getting mogged
>>43313740>Dash is a strong flier>Can't handle Derpy's grip and weight>>43314058Mogged doesn't even begin to describe
>>43314058>Dashie getting moggedLooks like she's getting molested, not mogged.
>>43314179I want Derpy to >Rape hug, in her mind me
>>43314184
>>43314184What a fun concept. I can't recall reading anything exactly like that here before, and I'm so fucked up after years of refining my horrible taste that stark contrasts like that are one of the few things that still do it for me kek
Derpy is extremely talentedhttps://derpibooru.org/images/3842117
>>43279850Derpy was made for boops of all kinds. Including cervical.
>>43279922He thinks it's a joke. I take plappin pony poon very seriously.
>>43279850quit being a faggot anon and just fuck her already
>>43314942Alright, I'm gonna fuck her eyes straight
>>43280022This. She has the softest silkiest vagina that was made for human cock
>>43280025They all say she's disabled or too innocent to fuck. It's disgusting because she's a mare and will suffer. Why would you make her an incel for having an eye problem or purityfagging her?Fuck the Derp. She will like it.
>>43282449Except Derpy doesn't suffer. She's very happy.
Imagine you're developmentally challenged and everyone who is keeping you KHV thinks they are moral for being protective of you. Imagine thinking sidelining you isn't harmful!. Puritytards think they are protecting Derpy but they are hurting her. The Derp is a MARE. If you love her, treat her like one.
>>43315872no doubt Twilight farted and woke her up
>>43315872>>43316092>*schlorp*>*schlorp*>*schlorp*>*prrt*>Derpy gags and wrestles free of the blanket out of disgust, waking up Twilight in the process>Twilight rubs her eyes with her hooves, and notices that Derpy is awake>"Mnnn... Derpy, go back to bed">Derpy gives her a pleading look"But Twilight, you—!">Twilight's eyes and voice take on a stern tone>"Derpy. Now, or I'm gonna tell everypony you broke in and started molesting me. Okay?">Derpy looks downtrodden, but complies as she knows Twilight's word holds infinitely more weight than hers"O-okay...">Derpy reluctantly climbs back under the covers, knowing she isn't going to be getting any sleep tonight, but unwilling to complain and upset Twilight any more>...*schlorp*>*gag*>*schlorp*>*schlorp*>Twilight sighs with content, patting Derpy's head over the blanket>"There we go. Such a good pony">Despite knowing how wrong this is, Derpy still feels a rush whenever Twilight sweet talks her for being good, leaving her very emotionally confused
>>43316219best green on the board currently
