>Go to cross the sreet>Hear a blaring horn>turn up>see the front headlights of an 18 wheeler for a quarter of a second>indescribable pain and then sleep>POV when your eyes open againWhat's your first reaction?
>>43281550Mentally: LET'S FUCKING GO!physically: just pet Pinkie's mane with a dumb smile and tear rolling off my cheek
>>43281550Goddammit, this isn't Maretime Bay.
>>43281550>Fluttershy>Applejack>Pinkie Pie>Twilight Sparkle>Rainbow DashI've been isekaied into Rarity?
Probably inconsolable for a while considering I'll never see my family or friends again. That'd really fucking suck.
>>43281550>No internet>No vidyaThis sucks
"Where is Rarity?">"It seems, in your faggotry, you >raped her.""NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
>>43281550scream because they're obviously gathered round to eat me like a pack of lions
>>43281550Ask them whether they saw the truck that hit me, and possibly whether trucks that heavy are even allowed in Canterlot proper. I don’t know whether I could make out its plate that fast, but perhaps Dashie could have followed it and gotten the plate number from it.Also, why would I be waking up in the street and how long would I have been out for? Are we sure Canterlot doesn’t have any sorts of hospitals where they could treat me? If I also woke up in the street, would this mean I was only gone for a few minutes?
>>43281585I think you're confusing them for a different group.
>>43281563>Listen to her. She's so exited to see us, she is talking nonsense.
>>43281550I'm in Equestria? Cool. Time to check out my pony pegasus wings and talk to my waifu, dashie so I can eventually marry her and be a cute pony family.
>>43281601Rarity x Dash? I'm not a fan
>>43281604Rarity isn't a pegasus either, that silly filly must be so confused.
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>>43281585When lions are in hunting mode their eyes go almost completely black.
>>43281647Rarity... You're overreacting!
>>43281550I would make out with Pinkie Pie jej
>>43281563>>43281595>>43281577>>43281604>>43281609>>43281655(You're not Rarity, Rarity is just standing behind you)
>>43281721If you're rarity, I'm rarity, he's rarity then what pony is not Rarity?!
>>43281721I didn't SAY I was Rarity! I said I RAPED Rarity! Don't put WORDS in my MOTHERFUCKING MOUTH!!!!!
>>43281550>isekaiFuck this cliché. I'm going back to sleep.
>>43281795Rarity, you can't rape yourself. That's just called masturbating.
>>43281550My name is Sam Tyler. I had an accident, and I woke up in Equestria. Am I mad, in a coma, or in another universe?
>>43281815Oh Rarity, what are you going on about? You must of hit your head real hard!
>>43281723seems she isn't much of a rarity after all
>>43281721I never said I was Rarity. I just assumed I was just someone or somepony walking down the streets of Canterlot when a questionably permitted truck hit me.
>>43281905Rarity, are you going crazy? Oh no she must be losing consciousness!
>>43281568Why would you need escapism if the world is perfect?>>43281564I'd want to tell my family that I was happy and ok, but I would never ever ever want to go back, personally. I hate this world, I hate everything about it and everything in it. The only thing I would care to take with me is my cat.
>>43281943>The only thing I would care to take with me is my cat.Oh Rarity, do you want us to bring Opalescence to you?
>>43281568They have arcade games and enchanted comic books that apparently function like full immersion VR games.
>>43281943>Why would you need escapismBecause I'd be bored and I hate socializing.
>>43281550>not even last nights storm could wake you. I hear we've reached Marerrowind, Im sure they'll let us go!>quiet, here comes the guard>this is where (you) get off, cum with me
>>43281550nice image op
>>43281721>>43281723>>43281795this shit is really hurting my head what is happening
>>43281550>Server 7They put the mind of my dying body into some goddang matrix machine!? Without my permission! This is a violation of my-YAY PONIES!
>>43282185If the Matrix sends my conciousness to Equestria it can use my body as a battery all it wants.
>>43282362It would send you to Equestria, but a warped version of it full of misery, because otherwise your mind would reject it.
>You end up in Equestria but all the ponies are speaking Ponish instead of English
>>43281550>Go to cross the sreet>>Hear a blaring horn>>turn up>>see the front headlights of an 18 wheelerI'm not Japanese or Indian if it's a train instead of a truck.
>>43282464I'd try my best to learn it, obviously. Wouldn't you?
>>43282445I knew I hated myself for a good reason.>>43282465People in America get hit by trucks all the time, especially when they're driven by guys from third world countries who don't know what a turn signal is for>>43282464I don't think Hasbro bothered to give the ponies a language that isn't English considering they basically all speak English all the time, use the names of months on the Julian calendar, and seem to have essentially the same perception of time as humans.That particular hyper-niche detail was just neglected. Not a huge loss anyway.
>>43281550Thinking about how both G4 and I had to die in order to be re-united
>>43281550Why are their necks so long?
>>43281550Mare plapping
>>43282535The show loves to extend their necks if it helps the shot composition, it's quite silly.
>>43282579>it's quite sillyIt's VERY silly
>>43281550Belief in God.
>>43282622Y'know, I'm kinda surprised more "realistic" HiEs, ponified or not, don't at least have a bunch of lip service praying. Half of these mfs are sent from shit pit depressionville and they don't immediately start thanking whoever for their turn of fate. Start praying to Harmony at least. Anytime something calamitous started happening I'd start praying to not get sent back to Earth or somewhere worse.
>>43282721Well you better start using your hooves and praying to celestia for bringing you to Equestria.
>>43282866Nigga forgot to bump
