/mlp/ - Hey, Scoots? I know this'll be awkward for you, bu - Pony

Anonymous

06/04/26(Thu)05:44:20 No.43282856

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Anonymous 06/04/26(Thu)05:44:20 No.43282856 Archived

Hey, Scoots? I know this'll be awkward for you, but I want you to know that I’m not trying to replace your dad. I know you loved him lot, and uhh…
You know the birds and the bees, right?
Well, sometimes, the bee isn’t around anymore, and the bird falls in love with a monkey, who’ll help take care of her flightless bee-bird abomination, alright? And then they bone, and make some monkey-birds together, and uhh
Fuck it. Your mother is pregnant with my child, Scootaloo. We’re getting married at the courthouse tomorrow. Any minute now she'll be taking you down to Rarity’s for a dress; don't ruin this for her.

Anonymous
06/04/26(Thu)05:45:30 No.43282858

Anonymous 06/04/26(Thu)05:45:30 No.43282858

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>>43282856
>cuckshit

Anonymous
06/04/26(Thu)06:05:22 No.43282869

Anonymous 06/04/26(Thu)06:05:22 No.43282869

>rape

Anonymous
06/04/26(Thu)09:21:55 No.43283018

Anonymous 06/04/26(Thu)09:21:55 No.43283018

sex with lanky mares
https://derpibooru.org/images/3706195

Anonymous
06/04/26(Thu)19:21:02 No.43283919

Anonymous 06/04/26(Thu)19:21:02 No.43283919

>>43282856
Awful

Anonymous
06/04/26(Thu)19:24:05 No.43283924

Anonymous 06/04/26(Thu)19:24:05 No.43283924

>>43283919
>bump

Anonymous
06/04/26(Thu)19:28:16 No.43283929

Anonymous 06/04/26(Thu)19:28:16 No.43283929

>>43283018
I clap IRL whenever I see the chestjob fetishist's stuff. Good shit.

Anonymous
06/05/26(Fri)07:21:21 No.43284585

Anonymous 06/05/26(Fri)07:21:21 No.43284585

>>43282856
Terrible

Anonymous
06/05/26(Fri)07:26:01 No.43284590

Anonymous 06/05/26(Fri)07:26:01 No.43284590

>>43284585
>bump

Anonymous
06/05/26(Fri)11:37:25 No.43284921

Anonymous 06/05/26(Fri)11:37:25 No.43284921

>>43282856
Now I want a story where Anon gets gradually sick of the mom's shit and becomes a way better dad.