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>>43283026
No, don't die, little seedbed pony, you have so much to live for.

I dressed up as death last year for Halloween, stood out the front of my house with scythe & handed out heaps of candy. We were the most visited house on the block!

Some cheeky buggers came back for seconds but they were so young that i will allow it. Early on in the evening three girls with no costume whatsoever showed up and didn't even say trick or treat, they just rudely said "Got any candy" my mum behind me said "Where's their costumes" i said "What are you dressed up as?" one girl obnoxiously yellowed MAGIC MIKE. I knew they were bullshitting and gave them a singular drop of candy, pretty sure they even said something like "That's it?" absolutely rotten bitches.

Another girl had complete outfit sexy silent hill nurse it looked amazing i said i was impressed by her effort and all the face makeup they clearly tried very hard. By the end i had to get into my personal use candy and hand out Lifesavers one by one, the final visitor got a massive pack of rainbow nerds.

Now I'm worried we'll get heaps of traffic this year, the expectation on me is very real. I'm going to get heaps enough candy this time, but will feel silly to wear the same costume again. We're in Australia and it never used to be majorly celebrated over here, but all the stores gradually pushed it more and more. Merch special vampire/mummy themed chocolates, it was like a damned crowd out making their way through the streets. I even got some $2 coins ready incase we had some doorknockers after all the decorations were taken down, one new guy down the road even has a giant inflatable pumpkin & front lawn full of bobbing apples other activities.

I remember trick or treating as a kid and some people would lash out angrily saying "That's a stupid American holiday!" or the occasional completely confused muslim

Death reminded me

>>43283682
>I remember trick or treating as a kid and some people would lash out angrily saying "That's a stupid American holiday!"
Yes, and they are right. It's one of the stupidest holidays there are.

>>43283685
>He doesn't want free candy
Pinkie would hate you.

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>>43283682
>Early on in the evening three girls with no costume whatsoever showed up and didn't even say trick or treat, they just rudely said "Got any candy" my mum behind me said "Where's their costumes" i said "What are you dressed up as?" one girl obnoxiously yellowed MAGIC MIKE. I knew they were bullshitting and gave them a singular drop of candy, pretty sure they even said something like "That's it?" absolutely rotten bitches.
That's why you're supposed to keep a bowl of tangerines.

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>>43283682
Damn I miss being excited for Halloween

>>43283682
>$2 coins ready incase we had some doorknockers after all the decorations were taken down
Surely I'm misinterpreting this as an American or if it's more traditional but generally if a house is no longer handing out candy (i.e. the lights are off/no decorations) it's more rude to still knock than it is to not have something to hand out.
Also >>43283697 this. I keep a separate bag of shitty candy for folks with no costume or bad attitudes. You can hide it in the main bag or have it out so you can watch the look in their eyes as you give them a single deserved tootsie roll. Saves money and good candy.
>but will feel silly to wear the same costume again
Wear it proudly, if you think it'll feel silly it will feel silly. I just tell myself I'm wearing the same thing to save up for when I have a great costume finally put on.

>>43283688
Will pinkie forgive me for segregating candy and acknowledging there are lesser treats or is my Nightmare Night spirit damned?

>>43283682
Glad to hear it. Hope you don't get arrested for the scythe.
>>43283697
tangerines are good as fuck though. that's a reward. you need boxes of raisins.
>>43283844
I think that's more American in general, we're a lot more private with our houses like 'stay away til invited' kinda shit.

>>43283026
GIWTWM

>>43283682
This pasta is so dumb.
>In faggy Emu land
Oh, ok, it makes sense now.

>>43283026
Why would you want to press a button that kills you? This is stupid.

>>43285113
cause im sick of life so i would press that button so i can go to equestria

>>43285122
Skill issue.

>>43285113
Huh? Creating a button that kills you, that may be stupid. Pressing it to see how it works is just your normal engineering curiosity. We would still be living in caves and get assraped by hyenas if human nature didn't include this passion.

>>43285421
>Pressing it to see how it works is just your normal engineering curiosity
No, that's called having a low impulse control.

>>43285339
Are you implying you prefer this world over Equestria, or did I not hear you well over all the cocks you're swallowing?

>>43285425
Impulse control, what a petty buzzword. A philosopher whose soul is pure and impulses are noble needs no control, no shackles, no bomb collars. No, the real trade-off of this setup is of a different nature: every man sometimes has to choose between betting his physical survival and giving up to apathy, that is to say, dying in spirit. I shall not reproach you for cowardice, as both choices may be meaningfully reformulated as running away from dying like a scaredy bitch. I will, however, suspect you of secretly liking hyena pseudodicks so much as to prefer them to the instinct of curiosity that singularily makes us humans.

>>43285457
I should rape you.

>>43285459
Come to daddy.

Bots are becoming stranger every day.

>>43285461
Are you a bot? Beep boop.

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>>43285457
>Impulse control, what a petty buzzword. A philosopher whose soul is pure and impulses are noble needs no control, no shackles, no bomb collars. No, the real trade-off of this setup is of a different nature: every man sometimes has to choose between betting his physical survival and giving up to apathy, that is to say, dying in spirit. I shall not reproach you for cowardice, as both choices may be meaningfully reformulated as running away from dying like a scaredy bitch. I will, however, suspect you of secretly liking hyena pseudodicks so much as to prefer them to the instinct of curiosity that singularily makes us humans.

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>>43285457
This long rant was the last thing the orc zigger said before he pressed the doorbell wired to a tree in the middle of the oinkranian woods.

>>43285623
I don't get it. A tree with a doorbell?

>>43283682
Bless you, Anon. I always have fun handing out candy on Halloween. Thanks for sharing

>>43285457
True...

>>43283026
GAME OVER YEAAAAH