your red flags for mares?
>>43285134My red flag is if she doesn't have a tiny butt that excites me so
My main red flag is if I find out she's a stage musician. Huge red flag.
>>43285134when their marecock is smaller than mine
>>43285134When she likes to "travel".
>>43285134rainbow dash would never
>>43285467Rainbow Dash canonically hates losers.
>>43285134>your red flags for green flags?
>>43285134You're red flag comes off?
>>43285467It's a ponified version of an existing image so the dialogue isn't written for the actual characters in question.
>>43285472She’s friends with bully magnet Fluttershy and the dweebs Gilda bullied.
>>43285492Rainbow Dash has an interesting contradiction where she dislikes lame ponies but she also very clearly has a bit of a savior complex.
>>43285503She only likes ponies that kiss her ass. Literal psychopath.
>>43285519>Literal psychopath.Well no, psychopaths are usually highly antisocial because they don't value people's opinions in the slightest.
>>43285467Better?
>>43285556yes
>>43285556no
>>43285571gay
If you went on a date with Rainbow Dash how do you think it'd really go?
>>43285579I don't know precisely how and why, but we would end up in the slammer.
>>43285625Well, that'd probably bring you two closer together at least.
>>43285579I'd "accidentally" end up in bed with Gilda
>>43285755Your date would end up in Griffonstone? That's one heck of a date.
>>43285579I mean, since you provided no context or constraint, I assume the emotional part is already going in the right direction at least, and we've both shown some genuine interest to each other - otherwise we wouldn't be going on a date. Depending on how mature you think Rainbow really is, she'd either show a sweeter and more sensitive side of herself, or amp up her usual persona to compensate for increased emotional vulnerability. Regardless of how much she's embraced her sensitive side, she internally fears the possibility of screwing it up and hurting her date's feelings. A less mature Rainbow would probably get nervous and fidgety, overthinking and overdoing stuff, barely covering for her awkwardness; a more mature rainbow could be amazingly honest and communicative, and once she's told you how she feels, she'll just sit back and blush while you take the lead. At the end of the day, it doesn't matter very much what you do for a date, because if she likes you, she likes you.
>>43285526Neither does Dash unless the opinion is "omg rainbow you are so awesum!! :D"
>>43285764I've had some wild nights before. You'd be surprised where a good pair of drinking boots can get you.
>>43285134Rainbow Dash would but then she'd start kissing me and we'd get married and stuff
They appear in one of your lame threads.
>>43286621She would fuck you after talking down to you, because losers turn her on. But she wouldn't marry one.
>>43286621>>43286742She wouldn't
>>43286621Hello, Soarin.
>>43285134>rape
>>43287687She doesn't want to have sex with you
>>43287694>rape
>>43287698no more half chubs, Waltuh
>>43287696stop
Rainbow Dash is probably going to think I'm a loser but hopefully we can still be buds.
>>43285134if they post frogs outside of garbage boards
