>There are several loveable mares>You must have only one waifuThe waifu paradox confounds me.
>>43286698Well, yeah? If I have multiple waifus when I get to Equestria, I'm not gonna be very faithful to my soulmare, am I?
>>43286699Checked but also how do you then find your soulmare?
I want rarity to sit with her ass on my palm while we french kiss
>>43286702Black magic
>>43286698The waifu paradox is the trolley problem with your waifu on the default track direction and 50 other ponies on the other track direction, but I digress.
>>43286702You have to just know, anon. If she's the mare your heart desires, you'll know it.
>>43286698>43262273
>>43286702I've been thinking about this too. There's so many mares that I love, it becomes hard to only choose one that I love above all others, and I don't see polygamy as the solution
>>43286698I just jerked off to each of the m6 in my edge session.>RarityI'm lying on her bed in my underwear. She's sniffing my crotch and doing expands. Naturally she gives me a blow job.>Twilight We are cuddling on her bed. I'm the big spoon. I pop a boner so obviously I fuck her pussy.>AJI fuck her doggy style in the barn.>Fluttershy She gives me a bath and then has me sit down on her lounge, we she sucks my dick.>PinkieShe brings me into her room (I say hello to Mr. and Mr. Cake first) and throws me on the bed. After ripping my pants off she bounces on my dick reverse cowgirl.>Rarity Back in the scenario where she was sucking my dick. She presents her rump and bats her eyelashes. I feel the outline of her ponut with my finger. She says any hole is fine. I plap her ponut.>TwilightShe cummed a lot but now it's time to fuck her ass. Which I do as the big spoon. She grunts a lot.>AJStill in the barn, I now fuck her doggy style in the butt. >Fluttershy She sucked my dick but she wants some fuck. I spread her pussy on the lounge>PinkieShe got big cummies from riding me but now she wants her reward. My special cream. She sucked my dick so hard and fast that I had no way out except to shoot my giant load in her mouth. We cuddled afterwards.That's my story. It's really nice to use imagination when clopping. I usually rely on porn.
>>43286715>relying on his heart’s desire This zigga gon get got by Chrysalis baka my head
>>43286727You missed some of the m6
>>43286747yeah like your mom
>>43286748yo mama jokes don't really work when you're talking about a really hot pony.
>>43286753Your mom's ugly? Sad to hear that buddy.
>>43286727>>AJ>I fuck her doggyWinona! D: >style in the barn.Oh.
>>43286760>I fuck her doggy>winona! D:>style in the barn >rarara fashion show
>>43286747Glimmy? I'll rub one out to her laterpre-redemption edition
>>43286747I didn't in my edge session, somehow I forgot to mention my time with Dash. I also left out a scene where I fucked Fluttershy's ass.Anyway, this was somewhere in the middle of all that other stuff>DashWe are chilling on her couch. She scooches over and our legs are touching. She says it's normal for friends to cuddle so I wrap my arm around her. She blushes but leans in for a kiss. We make out for a little while and then she sits on my lap and straddles me. We make out more and my penis is erect in my pants. She's grinding against my cock now and moaning in my mouth. Somehow my pants come off and penis goes in vagina. After riding me for a while she quakes and has a massive orgasm. I almost came at this part of the edging so I had to stop entirely for like a minute before I went to the next mare
>>43286859I was awake the entire time, playing these fantasies in my head. The whole ordeal was about an hour. You only wish you had the mental capability to do something similar. Instead you dream of 5 inch cocks at normalfag fair
Perhaps it pays to have an open mind. After all, just because you love somepony with all your heart doesn't mean she'll feel the same way. It may turn out you're not as compatible as you thought once you're in Equestria and it'd be a real shame to have that cause you to swear off romance entirely.
>>43286859Kek based
>>43287137Kek bump
>>43286702>>43286715>>43286721Twilight Sparkle
>>43287485How do you think you'd handle Twilight not being that into you?
Before actually watching the show, my favorite was Rainbow Dash by a wide margin, but after watching it, I find myself really attracted to Twilight as well. I want to believe that the mane 6 would all be happy to share a lover, being such close friends, but if I had to pick one it would be very hard. Probably would still be rainbow but barely
>>43287542>mane 6That's why you waifu a background mare. You don't need to get deep into mental gymnastics about how it works, what canon you may be ignoring, and the higher standards the m6 may have.
>>43287491suicide
>>43288203Even if she wasn't romantically interested in you I'm pretty sure she'd want you to live and have a happy life Nonny.
>>43286698don't be greedy anon, you're not the only horsefucker in the world
>>43288330But we don't know anything about who background ponies are, how am I supposed to fall in love with someone I don't know?
>>43286702Comfy snuggling by the fire with your waifu
>>43286859Why the fuck is Marefare so expensive, what even is there to do there?
>>43289301>Simp for women>Consoom product>Gossip about ecelebs>Wear a fursuitThat's about it really.
>>43289301>what even is there to do thereYou could attend the fucking diaper panel, of all things to be there.
>>43289301gay sex
>>43289303>>43289304>>43289309Sounds like every furry convention 2bh, well minus the straight part about women!
>>43289303>Simp for womenCompletely given up on women at this point, if its not a drawing I don't feel anything towards it>Consoom productI WOULD like some merch, but the entry fee and hotel alone is so much money it would make me feel bad to buy anything more>Gossip about ecelebsAll the brony e-celebs I may have ever cared about left the fandom a long time ago or are too unknown.>Wear a fursuitDefinitely don't have the money for that, also ew.>That's about it really.I guess I'll save my money then. #latetotheparty :( wish I'd been into MLP when Bronycon was still around.
>>43286698Herdfags run the fandom anyway.
>>43289301>what even is there to do thereThe normalfag desire to be around other people. The normalfag desire to feel like you belong to a group of people.The normalfag hope of maybe meeting a chick with your shared hobbies.The normalfag greed of wanting to own more trinkets and baubles.The normalfag escapism of doing drugs in a room with other people.
>>43289301Draw with artists, play video or tabletop games, dance at a concert, hand out cheap retarded stickers you made, or make your own panel with Blackjack and hookers. Panels are anything from plushie making 101 to shouting about hot milf mares. Volunteer for staff if you're broke, they do shared room discounts. You're in Orlando: go to a theme park or drive to the beach. Going without friends is a gamble I don't recommend. Go to the MF thread if you're serious instead of asking in salty bait threads.>wish I'd been into MLP when Bronycon was still around.I was. Why anyone romanticizes the love-and-tolerators that god forbidded over actual celebrities is beyond me. Things are still gay, but a little less gay now.
>>43289440>Going without friends is a gambleTranslation: If you aren't part of the circlejerk, don't bother.
>>43289450Yeah, at least one of the three circles. I'm in the circlejerk with four herdfags, but we're kind of crowded. He'll have better luck joining the waifufag one with over a thousand.
>>43289466>I'm in the circlejerk with four herdfags, but we're kind of crowdedwhat did you expect from having a gay herd? Lots of freedom to move around?
>>43289784Pushing past the walls of plushies isn't as bad as the other room party, but the money was worth it.
>>43289303>>43289344Trukes
>>43289440>bait threadimplying you only have had sexual or romantic thoughts for one pony ever, along with the rest of the board. I'll hold my breath.The anons having real life wedding ceremonies with their plushie are the minority. And even then, what was their previous romance before marrying their waifu? Many anons have switched waifus or were just unsure, but may be committed now, even if that wasn't always the case. So looking down on other anons that aren't super locked in yet is immature.
>>43290071>implying waifufags aren't just larpingEvery single one would drop their waifu for a 3dpd in a heartbeat. Waifufagging is just performative cope.
>>43290071Friendly fire, dude. I'm a herder but I'd still consider a thread calling waifu dogma illogical a mild bait.
