>Tell anybody that you took my virginity, anybody at all, it could be your pet goldfish and I will personally take you to go out and pick your own tombstone. Then I’ll bury you beneath it. Do you hear me? Now shut up and dance with me.
>>43287032>rape
>>43287032Why do we all have to wear these ridiculous ties?
>>43287032Actually I told Rarity and she started bawling her eyes out. Then she told Applejack. Guess we can go grave shopping tomorrow. Also I didn't pull out so in 5 months people would've found out anyways.
>>43287032No, what the fuck? Go away, I regret touching you. Don't worry, I wouldn't embarrass myself and admit I did.
>>43287032I go where I please and please where I go.
>>43287032Please don't hurt my goldfish do whatever you want to me but don't hurt my goldfish please I'm begging you Dash
>>43287032POV: you entered a lesbian relationship
>>43287032"Sounds like a date">anon gasp for air before screaming"I CAM INSIDE RA-oof">a gut punches finishes the job of emptying your lungs
>>43287094So dreamy!
>>43287032Dashie, I didn’t take your virginity. You gave it to me. You were desperate because you thought everypony else was having sex. Which was true, by the way, because I’ve been fucking them, too.
>>43287032please stop i can only get so hard
>I pull Rainbow close to me, faking a smile.>She gives me a smug grin, thinking she won.>I gently squeeze her hips.>I keep squeezing until it hurts.>Before she can get a word out, I shush her."I'm more than willing to dance, and I was never gonna tell a soul. But threatening me like that was a big mistake. I don't care who you are, how big you are around here, or how much you think your shit doesn't stink... I'm gonna tell you this once. You put your hands on me like that, or threaten me again, and I will kill you. Nothing extravagant, no cheesy explanation of how. I just will. I will kill you, and I will make it look like it was by your own hand. Am I clear?">Rainbow doesn't respond at first, as if believing I was bullshitting.>Then I squeeze her hip bone.>A quick nod, a quick answer, just the way I like it."Good. Now let's dance. Try to keep up."
>>43288233dude
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>>43288233Dude... I just made accident in my underoos. Epic.
