Anything goes! (Some rules apply, see below)This thread is for anyone to drop in and post whatever's on your mind right now,Just about anything goes, so feel free to share your thoughts on an episode (or a tiny detail in one) or a character; share, review and discuss pieces of fan content you've seen, declare who the best pony is, describe what you've dreamt last night, and ask whatever you've been wondering about. Try to keep it pony related.All sorts of ideas, thoughts and questions are welcome, from the brief to the in-depth, especially ones that don't really fit elsewhere at the moment but also don't warrant their own thread either.Talk to each other! You'll find that sometimes asking further questions and bouncing ideas off one another can let a small thought blossom into something greater.However, please respect the following: Refrain from posting about drama (IRL and online), political shit, baiting and starting/participating in shitflinging/ angry shouting matches. Also try and keep it low on moral or legal arguments, they never go anywhere.Previous: https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/43262403/
Pinkie pie is best pony because I said so
>>43287474Jumbo Don
>>43287512Jumbo don gives me bad vibes
>>43287518bit rude, no? He is a very friendly pony once you get to meet him.
>>43287519Nah he probably rapes and murders fillies in his free time
>>43287523Impossible! Everypony in Equestria is peaceful and will do no harm onto others.
>>43287527Good point although jumbo don has a jumbo dong
>>43287495Fuck, that's not fair...
>>43287532All is fair In pony
Is it only me or the board is even more dead than usual?
>>43287539It feels like it's about where it's been, at least to me. I dunno for sure though.
>wingsAnd subconsciously primed the thread in SUB-OPTIMAL FOR WARMTH direction. TERRIBLE
>>43287552
>>43287552You subconsciously primed me for cold direction completely awful
>>43287539yes
Touch fluffy tail.
>>43287600this but with my hoof
>>43287539>Is it only me or the board is even more dead than usual?What do you mean? This is the actual /mlp/ board activity after the show ended and the dumpster fire that is G% making most of the board lose interest thanks to Hasbro's fuckups.
The background theme of the Nightmare Night episode's melody is a blatant copy of "Kidnap the Sandy Claws" from Nightmare Before Christmas. Listen to the very opening of the episode where they flash the title side by side with the song, and you can see it yourself. Can't believe Disney never caught that lmao
>>43287741Hey, if nobody catches you then that's a win.
>>43287474Twilight should have sex with Trixie
>>43287762Nnnno.
>>432877777777
>>43287762She's out of her league, digits confirmed.
>>43287780Just because it's fun to see Twilight be annoyed doesn't mean you should encourage that kind of behavior.
I can't accept that Nightmare Moon was banished 1,000 years ago. I can't accept that after Luna was banished, ponies were still able to dream. I can't accept that Celestia defeated her the same night she transformed. I can't accept that NMM is the result of an external force, the Nightmare Forces, rather than Luna using her powers with no inhibitions. I can't accept that she didn't rule for several years while Celestia did everything she could, even letting her subjects suffer months of night, to find a way to save Luna, and the tragedy is that all Celestia needed to do was apologize and empathize. I can't accept that Celestia used the Elements of Harmony instead of her own power to defeat NMM.I can't accept the entire foundational mythology of G4.
>>43287793So you're the type of person who read a bunch of fanfiction before watching the show?
>>43287780
>>43287793>I can't accept that Nightmare Moon was banished 1,000 years ago. I can't accept that after Luna was banished, ponies were still able to dream. I can't accept that Celestia defeated her the same night she transformed. I can't accept that NMM is the result of an external force, the Nightmare Forces, rather than Luna using her powers with no inhibitions. I can't accept that she didn't rule for several years while Celestia did everything she could, even letting her subjects suffer months of night, to find a way to save Luna, and the tragedy is that all Celestia needed to do was apologize and empathize. I can't accept that Celestia used the Elements of Harmony instead of her own power to defeat NMM.>I can't accept the entire foundational mythology of G4.I'm happy for you, or sorry that happened.I didn't actually read that.
>>43287796Not at all. It just doesn't make sense to me, but I've had this issue consistently. One of the reasons I can't take Japanese RPG stories seriously is because there is, invariably, something that happened 1,000 years ago. Chinese stories are even worse, with things happening millions of years ago resulting in blood feuds that exist in [present time] of the story. It's too ridiculous.
>>43287807You may need to accept that a world where myths are reality functions very differently than our own.
>>43287807I'm glad you admitted that you're the problem.>>43287801>>43287812Based
>All sorts of ideas, thoughts and questions are welcome, from the brief to the in-depth, especially ones that don't really fit elsewhere at the moment but also don't warrant their own thread either.Glad you all proved you're liars. Hope your pseudo-general dies another infant death like the last ones, you reprobates.
>>43287838Calm down.
>>43287838where's the lie?
I love Derpy!
>>43288176Understandable, she's a very good pony.
>>43288177
>>43287838Kek based
>>43288287>two thousand years ago anon gave pets to celestia
>>43288287>two thousand years ago humanity killed God..They killed Hitler, too... fat bunch of' good humanity's done us, huh...?
>>43288297Twilight's gonna tell Fluttershy about Hitler and she's gonna be so peeved at you for using her face for that post. She's gonna call you naughty and rude and not her friend and everything.
Alright, I did my part, and the frog is dead. I trust the rest of you to keep shit from getting fucked again while I pass out for a bit. Hope I dream of ponies (I won't, I never do.)
>>43287762Ew, no. She should have sex with me instead.>>43287793Just imagine up a better Equestria. It really isn't that hard, most of the hard work has been done for you. As a bonus, it will be tailored perfectly to your tastes.
>>43287762based
>frogshits didn't 404 thisDishonor to famiry
>>43289478You can't expect much from edgy teenage newfags
Shimmy is on my mind
>>43289523view of pony from below
>>43289523view of pony from above
>>43289523Why is there a computer cursor on her? Did you digitize her?
Colored pencil artist-type here, what should I draw?
>>43289996evil pinkie pie
>>43289996Don't draw for this stealth sharty hovel.
>>43290005Ignore this schizo
>>43290009Yeah ignore this faggot they call everyone 'schizo'.
>>43288170>>43288493These comics never fail to elicit a hearty kek
>>43289996Twilight from Backwards Through the Mirror https://www.fimfiction.net/story/2323/backwards-through-the-mirror
>>43290033Any idea who makes them? They are great.
>>43290061PonyQuarantine on Twitter, findable under the same tag on all your favorite boorus. He does a lot of stuff with various OCs which I'm less fond of than the stuff that feels more linked to the show.
>>43289523*boop*
>>43290520You wouldn't actually, would you?
>>43290528Of course I would! Dash would probably get flustered and call me a stupid dork, but it would be worth it.
Been able to finish another chapter and almost finish a 2nd one, but I am starting to wonder if I should change how my story is set up. At first I wanted to tell the story a non-chronological fasion with flash backs and such for a hook and to push through the more trite sections of the fanfic. But the more I write, the more I think that its these trite sections might make the latter half of the story more impactful. Maybe I just need to limit the flash backs. Maybe I should actually fucking finish putting everything in writing before I edit it. Things were much easier writing greens and short stories.What's worse is that I have become busy with other things that get in the way.
>>43289999Evil enough for ya?
>>43291060The battle between just writing everything down and being more efficient and editing as you go is a classic one. I wish you the best of luck in figuring out what's right for your story.
>>43291096I like it! Good work.
>>43290073I feel some sense of responsibility for this happening.
Egads! A mutated space Derpy!
>>43291966She's still beautiful.
>>43291966...And another one before bed. Critiques welcome, good or bad.
>>43287474Every so often, I find myself thinking back to Winter Wrap Up. I like WWU, though I think the episode has a flawed set-up? premise? From what I can tell, the tradition is just... racist against unicorns? It's odd, and something that I'm sure comes from MLP's early season weirdness. Primarily Earth Pony's magic, or lack thereof. If Earth Pony's don't have magic, then it's all fine. If they do, then it's *gulp* problematic. Pegasi get an exemption since they're needed to clear the weather, which requires magic. Unless they just don't need magic to fly? The Doylist perspective on why WWU has a no magic rule makes sense to me: Twilight needs to find a talent outside of her magic. In this case, her organization skills. But the Watsonian perspective is what I struggle with. The simplest explanation to me is that the tradition is racist against unicorns.I also think about this specific line, probably more than I should: "No Spike, Ponyville was started by Earth ponies, so for hundreds of years they've never used magic to clean up winter." Originally, I thought the they in "they've never used magic" was referring to Ponyville, and the writers contradicted themselves in Family Appreciation Day. But, not only does WWU and FAD share the same writer, they also don't contradict each other if Twilight was actually referring to Earth Ponies in general. Which... still has few problems? The statement strongly implies that Earth Ponies do not have magic and conflicts with later seasons. Funnily enough, I believe there's a scene of Applejack planting a seed that immediately sprouts in this episode that is used as evidence that they do have magic. Twilight specifically mentions hundreds of years, and it's an odd time-frame to choose. I would expect it to be at least a thousand years, at which point "over a thousand years" would be a more natural phrase to use. Maybe it's just me, when I hear "hundreds of years" I think of around 600-800 years being the timeframe. It also kind of implies that winter is a new phenomenon? Or at least the need to manually clean it up. WWU would probably be as old as pony civilization if winter was always around and always needed cleaning up. Actually, how did Unicorns and Earth Ponies clean up winter before they were allied with Pegasi? Can their world follow a more natural seasonal timeframe and they just choose not to?I should probably find something else to think about.>>43291974Huh, neat. The snouts seem flat and unaligned with the rest of the face.
>>43291996>The statement strongly implies that Earth Ponies do not have magic and conflicts with later seasons.I feel like the series was setting up for a great longterm arc for Twilight learning to actually explore the magic of pegasi and earth ponies and realizing that all ponies are magical in their own ways, thus upturning the previous understanding that unicorns are the 'magic ponies', but of course the show set up far more than it ever paid off.>It also kind of implies that winter is a new phenomenon?That's a really interesting idea, the idea that ponies used to not have seasons and introduced them due to realizing that nature functioned better with them. There's no other evidence to suggest that but it is at least cool to think about.
>cupcakes comic author is now making a straight up bdsm/sexual torture comic because it's his kinkSuch is life.
THE SMILE ON YOUR FACE LETS ME KNOW THAT YOU NEED METHERE'S A TRUTH IN YOUR EYES SAYIN' YOU'LL NEVER LEAVE ME
I want to touch mare. I want to feel her pony body.
>>43287793> ponies were still able to dreamOnly thing worthy any discussion about this.I know it was probably a retcon to have Luna do something instead of simply moving the moon at night, but was it ever explained how dreams worked for over 1000 years? Or even before Luna was born and learned to enter into dreams?Was she passively interacting within the dreams while she was trapped on the moon, like what good remained of her inside NMM was still there and keeping her eyes over the dreams/nightmares as a passive guardian spirit?
>>43292026About humans or ponies?
>>43292201>>43287793The way I saw is that she doesn't make dreams for ponies, she can just manipulate them. Ponies will still dream with or without her around, she can just enter and manipulate dreams when she is around. Like someone who can manipulate fire or something. Fire doesn't cease to exist when they aren't around, they can just do shit with it other people can't. Luna is basically in perma lucid dreaming mode and can affect other ponies dreams with it.
I just shift-click frognigger threads on sight now. I sure hope you do the same.
>>43292201>>43292211I imagine they just had their normal dreams, complete with sporadically occurring nightmares. But during that time they had to just suffer through the entirety of them until they were over, or they start awake. And also not even get one of Luna's nuggets of wisdom about their worries at the end.Just like in our world!
>>43292203Ponies, it's Twilight sexually torturing the M6. I have zero interest in reading it but I guess he's happy.
How long into the smut story when I should add tildes to every fucking line of dialogue from an every character currently banging?
>>43292460Never, ideally. If you feel like you need to add a marker to say 'this is horny' to every single line then you've probably not set the mood well enough.
>>43287474I read this in spikes voice and i really enjoyed that experience
I want to feel mare snowpity.
Golly.
>>43293442I may love ponies, but this one's gotta be put down
>>43293664I can fix her.
>>43293664She's just a little overly enthusiastic! Give her a chance!
>>43291060Finished another chapter. I really like how this came out. I really captured the montony of the first part and the excitment of the next. My only wish is that I could share it, but I feel like I need to edit the other chapters so they don't read like shit. No one wants to read 18k words of junk just to get 1000k words of kino.
How many people do you think would use BronyMate or a Brony dating site if it was legit
>>43294272Probably 90% of the faggots on this board unfortunately.
>>43294268Just gotta think about how much people will enjoy it when it's finally out!
>>43292257They should just disable new thread creation at this point. It's not like anybody here is making good threads anyways.
>>43294276I hope so. I think its a pretty neat story. Although it is a HiE story so some might be put off by that. A friend of mine says you should write for youself, but what is the point of art that is not shared? Even bad art has its place, I think.
>>43294299You're posting a lot of Ponka. I love Ponka. It better be a Ponka/Anon fic. I won't love you like I love Ponka if it isn't.
>>43294278Francis, is there anything you don't hate?
The fuck kind of thread is this? Lol.
>>43294339The one where we take turns raping (You)!
>>43294352Untrue, I don't want a turn.
>>43294354More for me then!
>>43294331bumpercars
>>43287474I wish the Vinyl thread wasn't just another fetishfag thread.
>>43294439https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4gyjVUwn3oWOO! BUMPER CARS!
>>43294442It's a shame, she's a cool pony. I'd wanna make music with her.
>>43294442Anon, you do realise that all of the generals on /mlp/ are fetishfag threads? That's like saying that that there are too many ponies in a pony thread.
>>43294442It's tame compared to what it was not long ago.>Nobody:>Nobody in all history:>/vst/: DICKS DONGS WANGS BALLS DICK DICK DICK DICK- DONT JUDGE ME DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK
Imagine posting frogs lmao
>>43294331Infected ponies would be freaky...
Oh boy time to watch half the catalog get slid by the frognigger while janny sits with his thumb up his ass again
>>43294953He did the same thing when you fags forced this general, too
>>43295052Why are you obessed, sunfag? You're a genuine retard. Go back to nhnb and cry how you got banned for 3 days for trolling.
>>43294299rooting for you
How do I make art fun again and not a chore
>>43295750You don't. Better luck next lifetime bucko.
Damn this board is boring as fuck
>>43295810I'm here now
>>43295810Congratulations! You have been diagnosed with ADHD!
>>43295816ADHD isn't real
>>43295817You're not real.
I have been given a side quest by an Anon to write a short story based on an idea I gave him involving Pinkie Pie finding yet ANOTHER long lost cousin in the form of Suprise, the Wonderbolt.It was an idea I've had for a while, and I figure that finishing short stories will teach me a lot more than writing the bigger story I am working on. I'll probably make a green text version for anything that perfers them.
>Try to make pony related thing>Quit because I'm a talentless retard>Time passes>The urge to try again is creeping up on meHow do I break out of this cycle?
>>43296586Don't quit, the only way to make good things is to first make lots of bad things and be okay with that process. Instead of comparing what you make to what you imagine one day making, try and enjoy the actual process of making shit and finding the little improvements you make.
>>43292026he's making bwno cuck porn now kek
>>43296586first i love that in this age of ai you want to create!!!! The biggest and most played out piece of advice (because its true) is to just keep at it. One thing I like to do whenever I learn something new is that I finish a project, then look at it and ask "what are 1-3 things I can do better next time". The start of any hobby is hard, and can make you mad! stick at it!!!! Every artists first work is dogshit, but only though work did they become next to gods!
Do you think pones would actually understand Ikaruga or would they just think it's a kinda cool shmup?
>>43296722I feel like you'd have to thoroughly introduce them to shmups first.
>>43296815At least Pinkie's happy, that's what matters.
>>43296815>cringeworthy Oh my God, the correct phrase!
I've done nothing but generate massive mares eating people for the past week using unfinished sketches by other anons/drawfags
>>43297116How easy life is when you have a fetish that corpo models don't even recognize as "NSFW".
>>43297116Leave my wife alone you faggot.
>>43297227She's my wife now, sloppy seconds.
>>43296622>it's real
>>43296622What's "bwno"?
>>43292026I mean is this alarming news when the artist did a pride flag futa orgy pic and does tons of kinky porn even before?>>43297308Black new world order. Gooned out black interracial.
>>43297339>is this alarming newsInsofar as it means the cupcakes comic is almost certainly dead, yeah, but I kinda expected that.
>>43292026>Porn addict>Obsessed with nigger cock>Futafag>PridefagNext you'll tell me people didn't see this coming!
>>43292026I sussed out that art style almost instantly. Didn't even try to hide it lol.>>43297407he said on twitter that the cupcakes comic will continue he's just taking a break with this one, whatever that means.
>>43297339That's bnwo, not bwno though.
>>43297823Everyone knows that Trixie is third positionist (the position is the stage).
Lmao the India comment struck a nerve with little janjan
>>43298054They really don't like it when you make fun of their interracial fetish.
If going to Equestria, I don't mind too much whether I turn into a pony or not.Narratively, however, I think human anon is a bit funnier fit since so much of the place is strangely already accommodating to humans.
>>43298534human anon would be awful! You know those ponies would instantly be racist
>>43298697>t. didn't watch the show
>>43298698Fuck off I'll keep reading fanfics and not getting to the source material for as long as I want
>>43298697I mean it depends, if it's peak MLP pre-zecora episode then yeah but if it's the doomed timeline aka Creaturequestria then they'll think you're just some Yak suffering from a severe famine or whatever.Pony Anon would be the easiest since you can get to interact with your waifu quicker and easier to woo her and at most they may check you if you're a Changeling if you act out of place.
>>43298731I would want to be a pony so i can be more like moonwife
>>43298697At worst Flutters would liken anon's hands to octopi.
>>43298747I actually think the bigger issue would be the culture difference between earth and equestria!! Like a lot of the regular ponies would act mostly normal about the physical stuff but the vibes would be way off!
>>43298752Ah weak, her 3pt game is asscheeks, bro
>>43298745>He doesn't think he'd be a victim of Luna's rampant sexism
>>43298761That would be chill, anything for moonwife
>>43287474Did you know MLP:FIM exists in The Boys universe? And it's owned by Vought instead of Hasbro.
>>43298810>OI>'OMELANDA>SCORCHED ERFF MATE
>>43297119>>43297227I can also use my powers for neutral good
>>43298855now make anon a chud
>>43298859no u
>>43298855>no hooves
>>43298864>sevooh on
>>43298866Holy hell Indians are real!
>>43298698Did you see how they treated Zecora? Or other ponies? Or other creatures? Unless you believe creaturequestria is canon, faggot.>>43298723Based
>>43298773Based!
>>43298902>Did you see how they treated Zecora?Did you see how treated Gilda? Or Iron Will?Now shut the fuck up, you ten-assed, shit-stomping, dick shelf.
>>43298929If anything I think Zecora had it worse due to the uncanny valley. She's just pony enough for ponies to expect her to act like a pony and then got scared when she didn't.
>>43298941I think the reason Zecora was treated that way was because she didn't have a pony next to her. It was much easier for ponies to digest Gilda when they saw her with Dash.Iron Will is something of a celebrity/ well known individual, so its less shocking for him to exist if you knew or seen him via his mail before hand.Zecora neither had a pony with her nor was she known. In fact, it seems like most ponies don't even know what a Zebra is. Although, it seems like less well-read ponies don't know much about anything except ponies.
>>43299001That also plays a big role, yeah, but nopony was concerned upon seeing a parasprite for example. That's a non-sapient creature so the reaction's not 1:1 comparable but it does at least suggest that an entirely new and unknown creature isn't a threat by default.
>>43299005I don't think that counts, since parasprites are small anddesigned to be cute. Like most mammals, ponies tend to associate cute things with their young. Now if you take this big creature which looks like it could kill you by just sitting on you, like say, an elephant, and most ponies would assume it to be dangerous.
>>43299016Sure, ponies are generally shown to be scared by large creatures or large groups, but I don't think either of those things apply to Zecora. It may be as simple as them associating her with the Everfree Forest and that making her a scary monster rather than just another creature.
>>43299016I'd also like to add that familiarity is the name of the game. Especially to herd animals, familiarity is safe, and so the unfamiliar becomes dangerous. Gilda was made familiar by being Dash's friend. Ponies became familiar with Iron Will via his letters. The Parasprites' cuteness was similar to the familiar feeling from seeing a baby. Ponies were unfamiliar with Zecora. I think that would be the biggest factor. But unlike actual horses, ponies are concious of said herd mentality and can form their own conclusions seperate from it, such as Twilight Sparkle.
>>43299028>It may be as simple as them associating her with the Everfree ForestThis also. Association is key!
Anyone with an American Meat : Please tell me the dimensions. I wish to buy a lockbox for mine.
I keep chewing on a silly idea for a fic, and I feel like Im finally in position to write an outline for what will be happening in the story other than "x, y and z scenario would make for a cool setting".
human twilight in pony form is cuter than princess alicorn twilight
>>43299918I wanna lick that shit off her face
>>43299918Wrong, Sci-Twi can't give me comfy wing hugs.
Nobody would believe you if you saw this...>>43291996Noted.
>>43300659I'm surprised they haven't made a sleipner subspecies yet actuallymaybe it's too creepy looking.
Harpbutt has one hell of a libido. She bounces on humans and tribs mares like a sewing machine.
>>43300931I wonder how Lyra would actually feel about all the porn people have made of her.
>>43300934Depends on the kind of porn. I guess she would hate most of it, to be fair.>"What the buck? I don't have a dick!">"I love hands but I don't want myself nor Bon Bon to be turned into that!">"Me and Octavia? Of all ponies? Never!"
>>43300962She'd find the Shinodage comic annoying because why would she use magic hands to make random stallions happy when she could make herself happy instead? Dumb comic.
>>43292026>>43296622And now it's futas/sissies in chastity cages.I think he's lost. It's over at this point; his brain is too far rotted.
>>43300931Also me as I hold my hoof with her hoof romantically ^:)
>>43301048>he doesn't want Lyra to lick his salty skin
>>43300962She'd find it revolting like every other pony would.
>>43301064Nah, homo faggot.
>>43301069>not wanting to please mares>not wanting to hear them moan in pleasure as they run their warm flat tongue along your bodyThe homo faggot here is (You).
>>43301067There is at least one pony that would find the oodles of porn out there at least morbidly fascinating. I dunno who but there's gotta be one.
>>43301074I wonder who...
>>43301067I think she'd like the porn where she gets to enjoy that HMD or all the Lyrabon lezout art because that's what she wants.Some ponies would find all kinds of porn creepy even if it depcits them doing what they're into.>>43301074That one pony? Floor Bored.
>>43301072Says the homo faggot thinking about licking others like the fag he is.
>>43301081>thinking about licking othersReading issue. That's embarrassing.
>>43301080If Lyra's into humans then the fact that humans have gone out of their way to essentially make art in worship of her would probably do something for her. If not then she'd be absolutely horrified like most ponies.
>>43301081If you read a post about pleasing mares, making them make cute girly feminine moans while getting tongue bathed and instead all you think is about homosex, that's a (You) problem. Sounds like you're the fagit either way.
>>43301030The gore art->cuck porn pipeline is real.
>>43301074Trixie would lean into it like there's no tomorrow. Luna would be torn between awkwardness and deep professional appreciation of duly tidied up incomprehensible horrors of any variety. Fleur as I imagine her would roll with it after a momentary startle.
>>43301077I love moondancer.
ponies
>>43299918Mommy winged Twilight > all other Twilights
>>43301271This video got me weirdly emotional when it played during last years anni.
>>43301317You want to talk?
: )
>>43301306You have shit taste.
>>43301343Not much to talk about. The episode and the video had reminded me that at times I was not the best of a friend that I could have been. I lost those friendships because of my own stupidity and I regret it deeply, but that's my cross to bear, I only wish I could say that I was sorry to them. But it makes me appreciate and love the friendships I have now, and that I will hopefully never repeat my past mistakes.
>>43301403But enough about you.
I want to feel the snowpity. I want to truly understand the snowpity.
>>43301306Her jewellery is kinda tacky
>>43302012You kinda have to assume she went with whatever is considered appropriate for the position, she doesn't seem like the kinda pony to like wearing royal tack.
I want to apoloigze in advance for probably breaking that irl drama rule but I need this for my inner peace>my dearest Princess Celestia,>I write to you in my darkest hour>for my cat of 15 years just passed away>and I'd like to know if cat heaven exists>because my little Butterfly was the bestest of the best!>Yours in mourning>Anon
>>43302095You're breaking no rules and I hope your letter is delivered swiftly, Anon.
>>43302095>for my cat of 15 years just passed awayHa!
>>43302131*RIIIIP*
>>43302131Twilight, that's not nice.
>>43302131Was it worth it?
>>43302131Twilight...please
>>43302170Yes.
>>43302131Twiggles would never.
>>43302095he'll wait for you at the pearly gates and tell peter you were good
>>43302095Sorry you lost your cat, anon. Ignore the Splatoon playing offboarder-cuck. He's just here to cause drama.
>>43302233> Ignore the Splatoon playing offboarder-cuck. He's just here to cause drama.I thought it was Warzone?
>>43302233>Splatoon playing offboarder-cuck.I swear you retards make up 15 new fake schizos every day.
>>43302233>>43302243As someone who's played splatoon, lol.>>43302095Sorry to hear that anon, know that Jesus Christ is making sure your cat is resting peacefully in Equestria and you ignore cheesepie posting fuckheads >>43302131 like him and pray that they change for the better.Also page 10 rescue
>>43302584Stop larping. If you were a real Christcuck you wouldn't act like Equestria is Heaven.
I like pones
>>43303306Explain yourself right now.
>>43303313no.
>>43303497Fine. But know this: if I ever meet Sunny Starscout, I'm going to honk her muzzle over and over until I get bored.
I want to fuck this mare rough, her consent is optional
>>43303508Twirapist, is that you?
>>43303504Go ahead. Make her day.
>>43303511Yes
>>43303513Could you rape me? I'm not a mare but it'd be an honor!
>>43303514but... it's not rape if you ask for it
>>43303514I'm not into human males
the fuck are you guys talking about?
>>43303522What's on our mind? Read the subject dumdum!
>>43302584>Jesus Christ>your catI thought animals don't go to heaven in your faggy religion? This seems disingenuous.
>>43303538NTA but cats get everywhere. I swear fuckers can teleport.
>>43303538>"I thought animals don't go to-"Stopped reading there.
So... What would you guys do if Mare Fair is no more?
>>43303848Well I don't go to cons so nothing in my life would change whatsoever.
>>43303508I want this mare to fuck me rough.
>>43303858This.
>>43303848I already went once
>>43303848>event where you pay money to to enter and buy thingsWhy do people bother?
>>43303848Laugh
>>43303848Never went and don't plan on going, so nothing would change. I would probably laugh really hard though.
>"(telepathically): Huzzah! It is I, Twilight Sparkle, Equestria's queen and ambassador to Earth! You may be confused by my appearance, alas! Your prophet Lauren Faust was contacted by our kind to demonstrate our ways via television programming! It was her consideration that our true appearance would not garner interest from human beings at first, thus we were depicted similarly akin to horses! What I'm trying to say is..."
>>43304720Now that I look at it, the ellipsis at the end makes it look like there's a continuation to this. There isn't one.
>>43304720cute bug twi
wew
>>43304019ponies don't like rough sex
>>43305262And yet you do. How are you going to fit in like that?
>>43305466By adapting and coming to realize that slow, passionate sex with the mare I love is better than anything rough!
What projects are you guys doing?
>>43305471Currently reading through world of darkness books to make a story where the mane six play equesteria version of vampire the masquerade
>>43305466It's fine for me, they don't need to enjoy it.>How are you going to fit in like that?Ponies are really dumb. I will just use a fake name, gain their trust, do the rape-rape and flee to another city. Since I'm going to Equestria as a stallion, it will be easy to blend in.
>>43305488I'm going to Equestria as a human and I'm going to teach the authorities all the tricks they need to catch anons who are acting maliciously.
>>43305495gay
>>43305506Wrong! I'll be rewarded for my good deeds by a hug from my waifu and it'll all be worth it.
>>43305495Tricks like what?
>>43305522A list of terms that should immediately flag someone as a potential anon, teaching undercover agents how to shitpost in order to confirm that someone really is an anon, stuff like that.
What if I told you all that I am gay?
>>43305495Yeah and i'm going to Equestria as a pony and I'll tell the authorities that the anon below me laced the hay with drugs so he'd go to prison. lol
>>43305538Good for you?
>>43305549Dude why'd you put magic mushrooms in the hay!?
>>43305538happy pride
>>43305262Nobody except you is going into your boring shitquestria where ponies don't like anything, obnoxious brown avatarfag.
>>43305950>not liking rough sex = boring equestriaSorry, nigger, I'll have knights and queens and shit in my personal Equestria instead!
Do you think a MLP x Touhou crossover could work.
>>43305968Who hurt you?
>>43305971mewweh...
>>43305978Mewweh hurt you? She's a nice mare, she would never, you must've been mean to her.
>>43305980Mewweh was mean to be by not letting me pet her. I think I'll lure her with some oats or flowers in my hand.
>>43305981See? Look at that! She made me type a typo! She's evil!
>>43305950>Nobody except you is going into your boring shitquestriaThat's a good thing>where ponies don't like anythingMares don't like rough sex because they don't have malfunctioning brains like 3dpd, which is a good thing because it makes the rape more interesting
>>43306231>it makes the rape more interestingI think Merryanon had a point about you.
>>43299272I have the Mara. It is 24 cm long, 12 cm tall and 5 cm wide. Would have posted sooner but got distracted.
why do we have to wear these ridiculous ties?!
>>43306804Good question.
>Hype myself up and start working on pony thing>It all goes up in fucking flames in record time>Day wastedYou would think after 50 or so times I made the exact same fucking mistake would learn my lesson and just give up completely. But no, I have to be a stubborn retard and keep doing the same fucking thing over and over and over and over again.I hate that I still get the urge to try. I hate that I still get angry when I knew this was going to happen. The worst part is I know I'm just gonna fucking do it again. I wish I could just stop feeling entirely.
>>43305950>obnoxious brown avatarfag
>>43307103>doG5hitlol lmao imdeed
>>43307325>muh dogs
>>43307360Yes, G5hitcuck.
"I'll Fly" is far and away THE most underrated song in FiM.
>>43307491I'll fly over to the speakers and turn the volume down because that shit sounds awful
G5 is nice and they don't look like dogs anymore than G4 poners do.
>>43307797They look like porpoises, actually.
I fell in love with a guy who didn't care, I feel so stupid and like I'm not enough. Why do I give myself away so easily? What's wrong with me?
>>43307827Shut up faggot
>>43307827nothing is wrong with you
>>43307827haha, gay faggot
>>43307827>Google Maps GPS
>43303497>43303512>43307103>43307797i haven't checked in on this thread in weeks but i cant believe the g5 schizos are still here HAHA
>>43307827>>43308252Femanon?
>>43302677>>43303538Back from a 3 day vacay and no you're wrong.
>>43305969Yes
>>43307827Your problem is an inability to see past a veneer. You as a person probably are 'enough' but you are easily distracted and caught by superficial traits.Aka you are a slut for chad. You fag.
Everytime I fall asleep next to my dakimakura I'm afraid I'll wake up like this
>>43308434>
>>43308442Me on the right
snnuy
>>43307827I fell in love with (you) just now!
>>43308911Higgly has a cute artstyle, I can't judge if he(?) likes G5.
>>43308442Lmao
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>>43308919liked it enough to draw cute sunny pictures, evidently
>>43308919>he(?)She's a black lady who lives in a flood zone area. That's very specific to say but I knew her at some point.
>>43309479Huh, well the more you know!
>>43309479>flood zone areaWhat does this even mean? Like New Orleans?
>>43309608I zoned out while typing, but yeah, just a place prone to floods.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-beDMEHueHome = leonyou = ada
>Only threads that get any traction are just eceleb circlejerksMan this board fucking sucks
bnnuy
>>43309666So?
I love mares!
>>43310775this but your mom
>>43310775I hate mares
>>43310845Fucking faggot.
>>43310845mares hate this anon in particular
>>43310845based
>>43310922on samefagging
>>43310907>>43310913samefag
>>43310929
>>43310929Swing and a miss my dear anon
>>43310967>Using the mobile siteLmao
>>43311016Stop laughing at me anon :(
>>43311218No.
>>43310775Me too!
What's on my mind now is ponies at the waterpark.
>>43307495
>>43294272the fandom isn't at a size and popularity anymore where that'd be effective. it'd need hasbro being competent for that to change once more. what you can do right now is use Barq, it's mainly for furries but you do find people into ponies as well. in any case, far higher chance of finding someone there who likes or at least accepts MLP than in normie circles.
>>43312145If only everybody's conflict with Yaldabaoth was that easy to solve.
>>43313149Ponies are very accepting creatures.
I've been listening to https://youtu.be/cLCiGfcYW5Q all the time lately.
>>43313341this image sucks so much
>>43313425Thankfully it should be deleted sooner or later.
>be at the theater watching Toy Story 5>one of the story lines is about how Buzz wants to propose to Jesse>there's also a character in it who's a horse girl, and Jesse ends up getting lost on her farm>horse girl has a bunch of horse toys and figurines>there's a part where Buzz, Woody, and an army of Buzz Lightyears have to get across a field to Jesse>they try to think of a way to get across the field quickly>one of the horse toys suddenly neighs>cut to a close up shot of a pretty pink Pegasus that's now looking at Buzz>she's giving him bedroom eyes and hearts are dancing all around her>hear a little girl somewhere behind me say:>"Well, looks like Buzz just found himself a new wife!"movie was mid, but that alone was worth the price of admission
>>43313559>hear a little girl somewhere behind me say:>"Well, looks like Buzz just found himself a new wife!"The kids are gonna be all right.
>>43307016Creating is super hard, I have confidence that you can make something amazing! Anyone can make anything! The first few attempts won't be good, some might be down right awful. All that means is that you are learning; every mistake is a lesson for the future! You have potential that you can't even begin to fathom! I know that you can make something truly amazing! Anyone who says different either has never actually had to try to make themselves better, or have failed and want to drag people down with them! If you ever want a cheerleader to help you do your best please dm me on discord (captainbones_)
>>43307827You are enough, don't ever let anyone convince you otherwise. There is nothing wrong with you!
>>43313147Barq is great if you want to date/be friends with the least socially competent people on earth! or the queers
>>43313559tag your spoilers
>>43314411She'd think magical girl shows are great.
>>43314415nah, the one thing she likes is basically indiana jones the mare, magical girl stuff is still too girly
>>43314417Rainbow Dash isn't anti-girly, she's just anti-uncool. Magical girls may be girly but they can be awesome, therefore she'd enjoy them.
>>43313718If you answer my dm, can I rape you?
>>43314676ummm no thank you
Nightmare Fuel (DON'T CLICK!)
I wish I knew more tulpabros. I miss my schizoid homies.
No wings on a pegasus hurts my soul. The worst part about anthro artists is, well, it's the feet. Would it kill you do draw a hoof? Or model one? The second worst part is not having wings where there should be wings. Even EqG gave the pegasus ponies wings when they transformed. And don't tell me it's too difficult to model the wings. You modeled and animated every vein on that 8' horsecock you put on Fluttershy, but you didn't even think about her wings. Just animate a huge mass of squirming, squirting horsecocks, if that's your only priority.
>>43316377Anon... just look at ponies. What are you doing to yourself?
>>43316400>What are you doing to yourself?I'm looking at boorus. Yeah, I know it's a bad idea.
>>43316424Add some filters, be good to yourself!
>>43316377The feet are the best part of anthros.
>>43316653There is no such thing as the best part of anthro ponies.
>>43316665The best part is that it makes you seethe!
>>43316377Out of all things you choose to complain about anthros is that SlopFM artists don't care about wings? Really?
>>43316706I apologize for being rude but I need to undress that mare immediately. She deserves cute outfits, not that shit.
>>43316707
>>43316726Much better!
>>43316706I think it's cute....
>>43316811You mean Lily's oufit, right?
>>43316831yes, obviously. what are we talking about?
>>43316946Her ponytail (mane).
>>>>>>>>>>>the game<<<<<<<<<<<<<
>>43316653Some day, mankind will find a cure for foot fetishists.
I don't get why /mlp/'s brand of anthrofags hyperfixates on whether they have hooves or feet, this is a pretty small detail and they're still women with mare heads glued on who look weird as fuck. Can we have just mares anyway, they look cuter, and prettier, and NOT weird, and have two more hooves.Really puts that "you're all merely pretending™ to hate anthro" take into perspective.
>>43317132>who look weird as fuck.They don't look weird at all. In fact, of the furry fandom, it's some of the few designs I can actually stand. Regular furry stuff that actually resembles something like you're looking at the avatar of some Egyptian deity or something indeed does look weird, but anthro ponies look absolutely fine.The anthro hate only exists here anyway, because of the board rules. Everywhere else in the fandom accepts anthro just fine. Are you a cuck for moot's arbitrary ruleset? Do you agree with the banning of Milky too?
>>43317179And you're a cuck for the fagdumb? It also accepts [other shit I don't like] just fine. :^)
>>43317183Which it should, because most things /mlp/ hates are illogical hivemind garbage.I bet you have a waifu too, until the Pinkie whore posted her tits.
>>43317188So you're a fan of zebradumb and Haber's shitty creature OCs then?
>>43317192>zebradumbIs that your fetish? Not into it.>>43317192>Haber's shitty creature OCsSome of them are perfectly fine. You just hate them because you need to fit in.Yaks suck though.
>>43317200>Not into it.I take it you're into zebrasmart then?>You just hate them because you need to fit inI genuinely hate those pieces of shit, and fuck you for defending them. They're utter eyesores design-wise and complete shit as characters. A good reason why S8-9 don't have much redeeming qualities about them because they're all either about those faggots, or the M6 going through humiliation rituals of learning what they teach in a school all day while somehow having time to do their old jobs.
Meanwhile in Equestria, some MLH fans draw humans like this.
>You only dislike [THING] because you want to fit inAnybody who says this is just a seething pissbaby
>>43317179>The anthro hate only exists here anyway, because of the board rulesI was of the opinion that anthro ponies looked odd before /mlp/ was even a board.
>>43317379You want a medal or something?
>>43317227>even in another world, artists fear drawing handsI understand, completely.
>>43317544Directly contradicting a person's argument is a valuable thing to do.
>>43317620Not without evidence.
>>43317629An argument based on anecdotal evidence can be contradicted with the same.
>>43317664The argument did not have any anecdotal evidence, it was an opinion. You are the first person making a claim that you were always "le based good taste haver" without any /mlp/ influence. Prove it.
>>43317666There's no way to prove that and you know it, that's why you're doing this routine. Let's ditch the dumb part where you dig in your feet and be as obnoxious and argumentative as possible and move onto actually discussing things: for example, the fact that 4chan was anti-furry well before /mlp/ ever existed, it's a cultural element taken from its links to SomethingAwful. If you want to understand why the rule exists that's probably the first place you should look.
>>43317674I don't even have anything against the rule, because the furry fandom is terrible and it keeps them out at least in part. But the anthro hate is overblown and it's all performative anyway because anthro images get tons of upvotes on all the boorus, even the "/mlp/ sanctioned" ones. And again, pony anthro is totally different from most of the shit I see on furry sites, at least to me. I can fap to pony anthros easily, I can't do that to nearly anything I see on e621.
>>43317696I agree that a lot of it is performative, the anti-furry stuff was also mostly performative too, but to say that all people dislike anthro pony because of the rule is just incorrect. It looks bad, I don't care for it. It really is that shrimple for me.
>>43317188you're really gonna diss my bae the Pinkie whore like that
>"Such a small and cute looking peen, yet so stiff and looking keen"https://files.catbox.moe/pv1vb4.jpg
>>43287474Human Male on Stallion Femboy but I can't write for shit
>>43318001Well you need to write for fuck, not for shit.
>>43317977>looking twice
>>43318001>can't write for shitThat shouldn't hold you back.For example:>FimFiction.net
>>43317696>even the "/mlp/ sanctioned" onesLast time I checked ponies get a fuckton of times more updoots on poner than anthros.
>>43317977Ouch, is it really that bad for you bro? I'm sorry.
the anon below me is actually a midget from bosnia
Sweetie Belle is taller than me. Allahu snackbar.
I wish I had someone to share my love of ponies with...
ifyouarereadingthisthenyouaregayforbraeburn
SFM mares have voluptuous dicksucking lips.
>>43318667But enough about you.
>>43318669Why are you always so angry? Take a nice, deep breathe and look at cute mare.
>>43318571But (you) are sharing it with all of us, friend.
>>43318667>actually liking SFM mares
>>43318682but you're all just figments of my imagination...
>>43287793a lot of that shit is from the shit seasonsthe pilot really doesn't make anything explicitand it's pretty clear celly took over the responsibilities in the absence
>>43318571*Kisses your forehead*You are seen and you are understood.
>>43318706Just pointing it out. I do like them though.
>Got a guideline strike on my youtube channel>An unlisted video of me smoking a cigar was flagged for violating the "child safety policy" >The appeal i sent got instantly rejected>The unlisted video of me saying slurs for 20 minutes is perfectly fine thoughLmao what the fuck youtube
>>43318850shill your channel right now
>>43318857
>>43318857>>43318861I'm stealing your potential viewers and giving it to him https://youtu.be/pCNUs8uM_XI?is=6UcvoDSmkiCAPCcI
>>43319038https://youtu.be/pCNUs8uM_XIftfy
>>43318715Ah, but through the magic of friendship I am made real!
>>43318715works for schizos, it can work for you
What did she mean by this?
>>43320517>no cutiemarkchangeling ahh
>>43320577Oh yeah that'd explain it. It worked on me, darn it.
lol. lmao, even
>>43320866GR15 is invisible if you don't use any other boards. Which, honestly, why would you in the year of our lord 2026?
>>43320700>tranny digital circus imageOpinion immediately discarded
>>43320873It was in a tadc thread, talking about how ponies should return to /co/.
I want a giant Pinkie to shove me up her asshole.
>>43320903But why? What does that mean to you emotionally?
I love their friendship so much.It gives me life.
>>43321357>friendship They've had sex though.
>>43321360And?
>>43321363So it's more than simply friendship.
>>43320903Honestly same
>>43321360okayI hope they both came really hard, many times
>>43321519Sunny leglocks Hitch when she comes.
>>43321366You don't know the societal standards of G5questria, maybe dicking down your buddies is normal friend stuff!
You'd feed Doritos to her so that she doesn't get dust on her wings, right anon?
>>43322211As if her plan isn't to stuff her face into the bag.
>>43322323She might get dust in her eyes that way, imagine how much that would suck!
Is it wrong to sexualise the ponies MORALLY...
>>43322549I mean, if Equestria isn't real then there's nothing wrong with doing anything to fictional characters. If Equestria does somehow turn out to be real then you have to consider that every pony you care for has a chance of being exposed to art that both worships and degrades them and that probably would really suck for them.
Luna's worrying me...
>>43322552I think most would be flattered. Celestia would even be proud to stick anthro muscle mommy crayon art of her on the fridge. She's cool and caring like that.
>>43322647I think you underestimate how uncomfortable it would be to find out that millions of people have concocted fictional sex scenarios based on your personal life without your knowledge.
>>43322649Pinkie would go crazy trying to make all of the ones involving her real.
>>43322649It's like being an Applewood movie star, without ever having walked down a red carpet.
>>43322655I know that's the fandom take on it, but she's a sensitive mare and she'd absolutely notice that a lot of porn of her is very much at her expense. I don't think she'd feel good about people in another world actively trying to be rude to her.
>>43322658Pinkie is wiser than you give her credit for. Of all the m6, she would be the most understanding of fun, fantasy, and attraction. Don't forget she's canonically confident enough in her sexuality to dance in burlesque.
>>43322692I agree with her understanding those things, I still don't think she'd appreciate many of the ways she's depicted. I doubt she'd scream about them or anything like that but I do think she'd be hurt by seeing porn of her being raped for example.
>>43321943It is for Izzy.
>>43322880but... she's a girl
>>43322897She uses her horn.
Smart fillies.
>>43307016Update: it happened again. God fucking dammit I hate everything so much. One day I'll learn to give up and stop trying.
>>43307016>>43324099what sort of project is it that keeps failing? because the way you talk of it almost sounds like it's partially out of your control
Why are background mares so pretty?
>>43324181Because they were designed with simple, appealing colorschemes and are pretty much exclusively seen being nice to eachother.
Month 1: down ~3kgHow's your journey to being less of an embarrassing fat mess going, anon? You don't want to be a fat fuck when you get to Equestria, do you?
>>43324197>You don't want to be a fat fuck when you get to Equestria, do you?I'd rather not be but ponies will accept me even if I am a fat fuck.
>>43324197>>43324198Jabba the Hut in Equestria
>>43324197I don't care about my health, a change of scenery isn't going make a difference.
>>43324197I WILL pick up my moonwife. I WILL hold her bridal style. I WILL carry all the groceries for her and Celestia.
>>43324150>what sort of project is it that keeps failing?A game>it almost sounds like it's partially out of your contrIt's not. This is a solo project.
>>43324197weight is meaningless for health, focus on hip to waist ratio
the anon below me has sucked braeburn's cock
>>43324429God, I wish.
The KIDS act has passed the house, it makes me so upset. If it becomes a law it means ID verification and censorship everywhere online in the US. No one even seems to give a shit. I miss the old internet.
>>43325068The commercialization of the internet pretty much made this result inevitable. Nobody with power wants the internet to be good for users, it just needs to be good for corporations.
>>43325068you laughed at the UK and now you're all weeping when it comes to (You)r cuntry
>>43325068We used to revolt for lesser things btw
>>43325075that was back then before things like social media and the internet existed so people had less to have to give their live to a revolt and now politicians can get away with being in the Epstein List and build data centres next to your house.
>>43325068well shit, then it'll steamroll other countries. I just pray to Celestia that logging into online government portals won't require it, but there's a non zero possibility they'll use retarded insecure providers like ((persona)) to enforce it.
