It's /sun/day! Let us bask in Princess Celestia's gentle radiance./Sun/day Story Archive:https://ponepaste.org/4028/Sun/ Music Playlisthttps://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLHFBQk93qeDm43xXRDR1ISEkhdcJTuG2SHave a Celestia story that you want added to the archive?>Link to story on Pastebin or Ponepaste>Say whether the story is finished or unfinished, or if it is a one shot (this is important for sorting)>Provide a synopses of the plot (please do this, I don't like writing these)>Any other important information that you want to add, such as the thread of origin.Broken Pastebin URL? Replace pastebin.com/ with poneb.in/Humanized variants of Princess Celestia and others are unwelcome here.Previous thread:>>43216654
>>43288171
Princess Luna is superior
>>43288173that doesn't look so bad
Bump because frogniggers are raiding.
>>43288593
>>43288593again?
>>43288173I would eat Tia's cake just to make her feel better
>>43289105No, that was "just" the aftermath.
>>43288173>celestia hasn't eaten it that's how you know something it's wrong with the cake
>>43288173Anon: You think this is funny? Twilgiht: In a magical sort of way yes. Anon: Well Mrs. Funny Mare…is this how you get your sick kicks?! Twilight: What its just an ordinary dessert ca- oh my goodness! Princess!
>Posted saturday
>>43289196It was already Sunday somewhere, Im sure
>>43289196nuh uh
Celly is getting ready for the solstice
>>43288173Probably for the best that she doesnt learn to bake because her fat ass would be eating cake all day and wouldnt govern properly. Then again, all of it would go to her ass so maybe it wouldn't be a bad thing.
>>43289277>her fat ass would be eating cake all dayshe has self control
>>43289359that won't stop her
>>43289368I will
Luna > Celestia
>>43289611Go back to your own thread, Luna!
>>43289690maybe
>>43289690possibly
>>43289690Yes
>>43289690 No_
>>43289690I suppose by societal standards I have done things with my life thus far, m'Tia. Doesn't mean I'm satisfied though.
>>43289690No matter how much I accomplish, it will never be enough.
>>43290173Maybe. But what else is there to do? Ambition over atrophy. Even if there is no true satisfaction.
>>43289690I will get my shit together eventually for her
>>43290173I am also reminded of the C.S. Lewis quote when I despair like this:'If I find in myself a desire which no experience in this world can satisfy, the most probable explanation is that I was made for another world.'Nothing of what we feel is unnatural or wrong.
>>43289690Yeah pretty much. The dream™ died a long time ago.
Has anyone got a good gif/clip of Celly doing her little happy dance?
Do you think Celly takes lessons from Luna in how to help sun-anons in their dreams?
>>43290620
>>43290847Would you be mad if this happened all the time with cake? She’ll be generous with cookies, pastries, dinner dishes but cake? You get a slice that even a toddler would scoff at.
>>43290850If I were as greedy as Twiggie, I probably wouldn't have the right to be mad
>>43290812That's the one!! Thank you Anon :)
>>43290850no, if she is happy eating cake i'm ok with her having the bigger portion
>>43290850i will fight with her for that cake
>>43290852>pic>"Why did you choose to become an alicorn?>...>"I didn't."
which team would Celestia support in the upcoming World Cup?>inb4 Equestriadidn't qualify
>>43289625no
>>43291829LUNAAA LUNA I LOVE YOU LUNAAA LOVE ME PLEEEASE
>>43291227Just because i was sexually assaulted by a friend when i was 12 doesn't mean i'm gay. I am gay but its unrelated!
>>43291832All these peasants want me so badly... its AMAZING!!! Come here for huggies!!!!
>>43291848A BIG MARE WHO DOESN'T SMELL LIKE CAKES, YIPPEE!
>>43291858Anon you make redeeming worth it!
>>43291829
>>43291870why so mean to luna, she is your sis
>>43291877she has her own thread
>>43291935faircore
No Fighting
>>43291829Yes
>>43289690...maybe I will try once, but only for you.
this pony i swear
>>43291493the countries with a sun on their flags duh
>>43289111>I would eat Tia's cakeHell yea me too bro
>>43289163kek
>>43289111even if it sends you to the hospital?
>>43293189don't you laugh at her!
>>43293184UNF
>>43293184why is she so sharp
Celestia... I love her
>>43293184Low poly mane Celestia.
Oooooh~SLOW RIDETAKE IT EAAASY
>>43294481low poly everything
>>43294809low poly everything but high poly beauty
>>43294862Oh neat, I see these in random threads at odd hours and wonder 'what's up with that?'Cool to see /sun/ got one, for whatever reason.
>>43294859she small
>>43294859that is her actual size, your thoughts?
>>43295513She is pickupable and very nuzzleable! Its a win!!!
>>43294859i warned her about the dryer
>>43296219awww, that's really cute
>>43296219>Jesus don't want me for a sunbeam
>>43294859I need that pony
>>43297191based
>>43297191that's why she is the best princess
>>43297956why is luna on the moon again?
>Anon introduces Celestia to the Total War series >A week later, Luna does this to him while he's having lunch with the Mane 6 because he accidentally reawoke Celestia's taste for warfare and she hasn't left her room for the whole week because she figured out modding and turned Total War Medieval 2 into an accurate depiction of the Equestria Unification Wars
>>43298068She ran a 'funny prank' on Celestia that involved massive Devils Food Cake and enough laxatives to end an Elephant.
>>43298219Deserved then
>>43298103>Grabbed by LunaGo on...
>>43298703Go back to your own thread, moonmare!
i love my wife, solstice is coming soon
>>43298103I've had a similar idea but it was about giving Celestia a Rimworld addiction. She'd be able to marvel at the little pawns fucking everything up while she tries to hold it all together.
>>43298103>>43298898I want to give Luna a Stellaris addiction!
>>43298909this looks cool
>>43298909why
It's Sunday! How are you celebrating Celly today?
>>43299741Masturbation
>>43299741wih a bbq
>>43299741By watching a Cadance episode.
>>43299741Posting in the moon thread because this hasn't felt like /sun/ for a long time
>>43299741enjoy the sun and watch some WC games
While I love Celly I have to say that if this heat wave doesn't end early I'm deleting her rimworld saves
>>43290195Eventually never comes, anon. Get out there and be your best self for her today.
>>43300244that's mean as fuck, don't do it
>>43300286dunk on them, celly
>>43298786That's silly. Celly would never succumb to the shadows.
Celestia tells you you’re a clone of the real you who died years ago and she has Luna record your memories in the dream realm so she can put them into the next clone before you die.
>>43300872>Tell her that it wasn't her fault
>>43300872So is it like a conscience transference or not?
>>43300872she has been reading too many sci-fi books
>>43300872Anon really shouldn't have introduced Tia to the Dark Empire comics.
>>43300872i boop her for being silly>she is actually serious and feels guilty
>>43300244Instead of deleting her rimworld saves, you should instead rim her.
i lover her ponut
There's no Twilight thread but this has Tia's legs in it anyway. It's also very cute.
>>43301901what did luna do?!
>>43301901>Bitch I told you not to go through my computer
>>43301901>celestia found out who was talking shit about her
>>43302036UNF... wet celly...
>>43300872intresting idea, might do a oneshot of it idk
>>43301901poor luna... we haven't heard from her after that
>>43301769It Is
>>43303166i feel like seeing her naked hoof would be akin to looking directly at the ark of the covenantor am I thinking of a different part of her anatomy?
>>43303172yes, her chest fluff
>>43303434yeah that's the most intimate and private part of her
>>43303637It's almost been 2 years since this guy stopped drawing ponies btw
>>43303656what does he draw now?
>>43303166I do!
>>43303730NTA, but I don't care. If it isn't pony, I'm not paying attention to it.
>>43303656that sucks i liked his art
Celestia's eggs don't work no more. The exposure to so much solar radiation dried them up.
>>43305184Get off the internet Opaline
>>43305184t. Luna
>>43305184I call fake news. Her ovaries are solar powered.
>>43305184No worries, i'll buy her a new carton of eggs
>>43306704that cake is too small for her
>>43306704I dunno why but this gives off "Cronos devouring his son" vibes.
>>43306704she is very hungry
>>43307860I want her to do that to me>but you will not surviveso?
>I didn't eat that cake>*scrunch*
>>43308580suspicious
I want to cum inside Celestia
>>43309267Can't do that, her immortality is tied to her virginity. Cumming inside her will reset her back to standard equestrian equine years and she'll die naturally now.
>>43309351>will be able to marry celly and retire to live somewhere quiet, eventually growing old together sorrounded by all of our kids and grandkids sounds good
>ywn go on vacation with Celestia
How Celestia keeps fit.
>>43310183what's inside the sun pinata?
>>43310298one embarrassing snapshot of Princess Celestia at the Hearth's Warming party
>>43310300Is it the one where Celestia is passed out drunk with her ass on your face
>>43310123Sisters!
It's solstice again and on sunday, her day!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY CELESTIA!
>>43310634https://soundcloud.com/user-605257953/tetsuos-theme-akira
summer's here
>>43310302she was too heavy for me to lift off by myself. I almost died.be careful or it could happen to (You)
enjoy your summer and sunday bros
>>43311156PLOOTA
>>43311459she loves to do that
>>43310877How many ponies do you think she accidentally flash banged and left blind for life by doing this?
>>43311782a dozen of them over the years but they get some compensation for the trouble
>>43311801>Anon: It's time for my check-up, Celestia. Let's.. make this fast.>Celestia: Sorry Anon, Twilight just informed of something about human biology. I need to give you a prostate exam.>Anon: Fine. Which one of these gizmos do I blow?>Celestia: I need to insert my hoof into your rectum to examine the prostate gland >Anon: This.. isn't fair.>Celestia: This is routine procedure.. according to Twilight.>Anon: I was talking about your fist sized hoof. I'm.. gonna be hollowed out.
>>43311993hehe new inspo for a fic found
>>43311459she is part pelican
>>43311801where did she get that glove?
>>43312558Twilight.
>>43312559hnnng i love her!
Hello /Sun/Tia appreciation is always a joy to seeMay your days be radiant, bless
>>43313236Lovelysame to you bro
>>43313040POV: She knows. RUN.
>>43313562>Celestia: Heeeeeeeeey.. Anon. You uh.. you alone in there?>Anon: Why?>Celestia: *smile widens* No reason~>*Doot duut*>Anon: *looks at phone*>Text from Luna: ANON DON'T LET TIA IN! SHE'S IN HEAT! DON'T LET HER ACCESS YOUR HOLES!>Anon: *looks back up and see's Celestia is gone* Uh oh.
>>43313476The princesses and the other one
How would you propose to her, /sun/bros?
>>43314321i would plan a big event with fireworks that spell it out
>>43313788>DON'T LET HER ACCESS YOUR HOLESthis is not the kind of rape I want from Celestia
>>43289690>Pain Threshold [Impossible: Failure]I'm sorry mom, I'm a failure. Even when I learn from my mistakes, correct my behavior and put in the effort I am still a failure. Whether I stop pushing forward or keep doing it the outcomes are all the same. For the lessons I've learned there's still something that keeps slipping out of my hands just as soon as I'm close to understanding what "it" is.
>>43314321With an onion ring on her horn at a hayburger restaurant. She'll never see it coming.
>>43314321she would do it first
>>43314980I tell them that they both smell bad then get trampled on.
>>43314980>hippieCome on Celly you can do better than that
>>43314321In private during lunch, get her some flowers and fumble over my words before presenting the ring
Why does Twilight never ask Celestia her favored idol/teacher/ruler/god about her past or where shes from in the show? Actually why does Celestia never tell anypony? Anyone find that weird that this was never a focal point of an episode but we had like over 40 of them devoted to Poochie, creatures and inane plots about not eating pies?
>>43316114Because the writers were lazy and wanted to make comedy relief out of her and her sister.
she works hard
>>43316268>Luna: Sister.. it's 3AM, have you slept?>Celestia: Not since Wednesday >Luna: Celestia... It's Monday
>>43316343Poor Celestia
>>43316114it's not her business
>>43316343>Luna starts slipping her own milk into Celestia's coffee to stop her sister from pulling all-nighters
>>43316979>It doesn't work so Luna just has to barge into Celestia's room to cast a sleeping spell on her.
>>43317001>said "sleeping spell" is just her jumping Sunbutt and making sweet, sisterly love until they both pass out
>>43316962she deserves all the headpats
>>43317885short hair on her looks good
>>43318268
>>43309351>Forced to be anal only by magicHot
>>43319701Sodomy is a sin.
>>43313788>DON'T LET HER ACCESS YOUR HOLES! Imminent plappingImminent gapeing
>>43314321Put a ring on her horn mid sex.>>43316979Not enough. She must feed celestia directely from the source.>>43319703I cant go to hell if im already in heaven, cadence. (Celly's ass is heaven)
>>43314321The question is, how do you approach a mare who's utterly beyond your reach?
>>43319703only if its done before marriage
>>43320376>Man why the fuck did I make it illegal for myself to purchase stationry from beyond the goddamn middle ages>... Oh right, I was drunk
>>43320443how many weird laws still exist in equestria just because of that and her forgetting to remove them?
>>43320706At least fifty.
>>43319703says who
>>43320706>Inadvertently create weird/bizarre laws>Time goes by, forgets about it>In the mean time pony industry sets up around the new laws, ponies get their cuties mark in it>When Celestia does finally go back to fix it, she realizes she can't with out disrupting them
As she rammed her gargantuan, alicorn cock even deeper into Muhammad's ruined guts, the wet schlorp of tearing flesh and bursting organs echoed like a sick symphony. Celestia's throbbing equine shaft; veined, flared, and impossibly thick shredded his lungs, crushed his heart into a meaty paste, and completely replaced his feeble mortal pulse with her own godlike, vein-bulging penile throbs.Every savage thrust made his body convulse like a broken fucktoy, ribs cracking outward as her medial ring popped past his shredded sphincter and prostate, now just a ruined memory.Blood, bile, and thick ropes of her boiling precum vomited out of his mouth in pressurized geysers, spraying across his beard and turban like a holy fountain.A well proportioned mix of cum and gore bubbled from his nostrils, his ears, even squirting from his tear ducts as his eyes bulged in agonized awareness.She kept him alive through sheer violation her magic-infused horsecock pumping life-force directly into his core while his soul screamed in eternal blasphemy. Her pulsating cock became his heartbeat.Celestia leaned in closer, her ethereal mane flickering like corrupted auroras, hot breath reeking of ozone and mare-musk against his ear.She grinned with perfect white teeth, voice a velvet purr dripping with sadistic divinity:>’Look at me, you filthy desert faggot. I am your God now.’She slammed her hips forward again, balls-deep, her massive medial ring inflating like a knot inside his collapsing torso. His spine arched violently as another wave of her thick, glowing semen hosed his shredded internals, flooding what was left of his stomach until it burst out his mouth in chunky white-pink torrents.Muhammad's limbs twitched , eyes rolled back yet forced conscious by her mighty organ inside him like a puppet, all done in front of powerless, screaming cowards who sworn to be his disciples.>‘‘Allah?’’ She laughed, a melodic, cruel sound as she ground her flare against the back of his throat from within. ‘‘That weak sand-nigger fantasy died the moment my divine pony dick turned your holy guts into cum-rag jelly. You're just a broken onahole for a superior goddess now. Beg for it. Choke on my superior seed and admit it, your entire death cult needed to be corrected by the magic of friendship.’’Her wings flared as she hilted. His body was a living condom, swollen beyond recognition, yet kept awake and feeling every inch of her eternal dominance.>"Say it, Muhammad. Say 'Celestia is my one true God' while I paint your soul white"His ruined voice catching air in the rhyth she's imposing by going back and forth finally bubbled out between choking, gurgling sobs:>‘‘C-Celestia… is… my one true… God…’’Celestia grinned, shouting a quiet ‘‘Amen’’ as she cums on him one last time, blowing his face and brains out, his skull becoming shrapnels wounding terrorized disciples.https://ponerpics.org/images/7529948
>>43321526This guy is gonna have a jihad declared just for him kek
>>43321398>filenameit is, i've seen it
>>43321526gross
>>43321526>Her pulsating cock became his heartbeat.That's pure, unadulterated savagery and I want more. I will convert.
>>43321526
>>43322191she is really tall
>>43321526what
>>43321398she looks like a swan
>>43321526lot of talk about penis for a straight.... maybe the writer is a faggot... hmmmm
>>43321526I don’t know whether to laugh, scream, or cry.He probably deserved it though, desu.
>>43306434cellybelly
>>43289573If that's how you wish to die.
>>43323986yes, with her butt on my face
>>43324407who is calling her
>>43324699The sun department.
>>43323809just looks?
>>43324716the sun broke again?
/sun/ are you happy with her two episodes? do you have anything positive to day about them?
