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Previous thread:>>43187182

Welcome to the Thread! Kinderquestria/Anon in pone prison focuses on the world and adventures of naive child like ponies and the misadventures and shenanigans of Anon that results in him going to prison! To get a good handle on how things are done around here I implore you to check out our new and improved one stop shop of kinder greens and prompts here >> https://ponepaste.org/7630
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>>43289275
NOI
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>>43289362
you are correct
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>>43289734
awooga filler
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stellar flare a yes
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>>43290386
Oh they FUCKIN
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Pre bed
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>>43290160
Boat siren
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>>43290589
And a ching-chong bing-bong to you too, young lady.
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>>43290940
holy shit! anon knows kirinese!
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>>43290589
nip filler
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>>43290944
Plot twist the Kirin is from Baltimare and doesn't know a single word of Kirinese
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Would you rather receive 1 bit multiplied by 0.5 every day for a month or receive 100 bits now?
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>>43291298
Haha this guy said x0.5 instead of x1.5, meaning it would be shrinking every day instead of doubling like the original premise was trying to imply
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>>43289275
O hate Noi.
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>>43291372
YOU ARE A NOIGGER
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>>43291377
You're my niogga
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>>43291970
>"Miss Cheerilee, ah trust ya brought enough for ever'won?"
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>>43292079
apple bloom detected
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>>43292401
apple boom the goat
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>>43292730
bless theyre so stinking cute
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>>43292730
They shouldn't be allowed to buy such dangerous things! Somepony stop them!
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>>43292730
Yo who's the artist?
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>>43292745
Fuck if I know I got that image off the board
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Brutal attack on an innocent pony
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so... we're in prison here?
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>>43293524
And the only thing that will allow us to escape is new greens. Until then it's a four walls and a steady diet of image bumps.
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>>43293462
pony live leak is too brutal
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>>43293590
cute twiggles detected
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>>43293590
Catch her before she flies away!
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>>43294289
That's unicorn twiggy silly she can't fly but she can teleport
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twigga
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>>43294741
Chamomile tea, eh? And is that a FAMILY SIZE bottle of melatonin? She's looking at hard time...
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>9
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>>43294758
>chamomile tea is kinder booze
interesting implications
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>>43289275
She’s taking a bath because I just peed on her. But then I peed into her bath as well, then moved my piss stream onto her hair, and she was like, “Yucky pee!” But I kept peeing.
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>>43295730
nigguh what
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>>43295730
that's a little girl
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>>43295848
So am I.
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>>43295674
Class 1 narcoleptic
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>>43294588
Smelloport
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>>43291363
What the actual horse fuck is that
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>>43297335
Obviously it's Octavia. You didn't see them teeths?
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>>43297341
More like Rocktavia Sedimelody
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Kinderquestria's math professor
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>>43297858
oh god they either have a genius or they are totally fucked no in between.
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>>43298178
It's both. Being stupid but having 10th grade math puts you on Twiggy levels of smartness.
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Boopo del morning
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>>43299317
Moonwife!
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>>43299320
her pose here is great
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>>43299320
BOOK DETECTED
Deploying Twiggy
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>>43299317
What's in the cup? Mashed potatoes?
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>>43299974
i think its french onion soup
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>>43300014
Weird thing for a blue horse to eat
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>Celestia's favorite prank induces family-friendly madness in anypony who witnesses
>She is quite perturbed to find out Anon's attraction to her only increases every time she stops suppressing her horse meridian
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>>43300421
i would convince her to nicker at me
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>>43300786
She looks impossibly soft
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pre bed
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Morning boop
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>>43300786
>>43301258
I FUCKING LOVE TWIGGLES
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>>43301262
same
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>>43301262
>>43301462
The Twiggles Toucher Club
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>>43302256
Angy chicky
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>FAMILY PIE is animated before a live studio audience
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>10
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what would golly be like in kinder? would she end up in jail with us all the time?
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>>43302428
Seeing this pic makes me want to father a bunch of foals so fucking badly
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>>43302428
>*catchy 80's sitcom outro plays while still images of the Pie family at play are shown*
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>>43302826
most likely
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>>43302837
Why don't you father them goodly?
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>>43303662
I'll father them BESTLY, thank you!
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>>43302837
Why would you ever wanna do that when you can just fuck the fillies that somepony else fathered?
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Imagine creaming in a filly’s ponut hole and making it a cream-filled ponut, then eating it.
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>>43303674
basedbasedbasedbased
>imagine being a father.
>the ultimate cuck.
>you raise a bunch of fillies that you can never fuck.
>borrow somepony else's instead
>get them cozy inside your bed
>each time you buck you get to try your luck
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>>43303674
>>43303687
>>43303692
Wrong thread you stupid niggers.
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>deliver mail
>get groomed
such is the fate of the mail mare
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>>43303928
kinderquestria is brutal
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>>43303740
I got up to take a leak! No you can't sleep in the bathroom!
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>>43303928
Sandpaper
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How can time fly if it doesn't have wings?
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>>43304825
It escapes you
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Enjoy a prompt.
"ANYTHING?"
>Twilight nods.
>"That's how Wishing Wells work, Anon."
>She stops dead in her tracks and looks at you with concern.
"We had those on Earth and they work! I've just never seen one before!"
>As she lets out a sigh of relief externally you do the same internally.
>You remember going to jail for making almost all of Ponyville weep when they learned the Tooth Fairy wasn't real where you came from.
>"Well, I'm going to assume you intend on making a wish so I'll leave you to it! Remember, loudly and clearly!" she reminds as she trots away.
>'Drop the bit, then speak loudly and clearly into the Wishing Well and it will grant your wish. If anypony else hears, it won't come true!' you recall.
>Peeking down it's unusually dark.
>Not a lot of true darkness in the kiddyland you now live in so that made the well...
>Well, ominous to say the least.
>You quickly scan around and confirm no one else will hear you NOT because you actually think it won't work and will make you look stupid.
>Then you drop a bit into the well and nestle your head inside while holding onto the stones just in case.
>The thing is probably a foot deep, knowing kinderland, and looks dark because it's magic but you're not taking the chance.
>"Ow! Oooh! A bit!"
>Suddenly a MASSIVE pair of yellow eyes with snake-like black pupils looks up and you fall back with a scream!
>It was as if they were almost right in front of you!
>"Not so loud, everypony always yells! Just SPEAK into the well!"
>Rushing back up and looking down you see the eyes still staring up, not nearly as close, almost glowing in the dark.
"What are you?"
>The eyes form a scowl as she speaks up at you.
>"That's rude! My NAME is Well Wishes, what are YOU?"
>Shaking the initial fright away and now knowing the well-mare's(?) name you calm down.
"Sorry, I'm Anon. Human."
>The eyes pop open in shock?
>"Oh, I've never heard of a human before. I can't see very well from down here with the light behind you and all. Anyway, what do you wish for?"
>You... hesitate.
>Honestly you didn't think you'd get a wish now you have to make one on the spot.
>"Wait! Before you make a wish there's some rules!"
"Rules? I thought I could wish for anything?"
>"Yeah? Whoever said that is probably the same pony who said to yell into the well everytime you want a wish! Anyway, they're pretty simple."
>The eyes vanish for a moment as she closes them to focus on the no doubt memorized rules.
>Or maybe looking down at a note only she can read?
>"NO forever sleeps! NO being an alicorn! You can't wish for more wishes! It's bits for wishes not wishes for wishes but you CAN do wishes for bits."
>"And lastly, the most important rule..."
>Suddenly the eyes are looking back up at you with anger.
>"You GET what you GET and you don't throw a fit!"
>You get the feeling that as you'll make your wish, the kinder well will stir.
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>>43305159
I wish for a pussy to play with and get a cat. All according to keikaku
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>>43305178
You get to play hide and seek with the hide an seek champion Pussy Willow. Her being a total coward is purely coincidental.
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>>43305159
nice work anon
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Dawn of Thursday
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>>43306024
Thursday! Thursday! It's Thursday!
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>>43303674
>>43303687
Sorry if anyone was offended by my perversion. I’m thought that this thread was for that sort of thing, because she’s in the bath in the OP image, and I’m thought it was sexual.

>>43303704
Sorry. But don’t insult the other anon, please. It was my fault. And also, I know him and met him at NeighCon and will see him at Mare Fair, so be nice.
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>>43306072
>so be nice
Hmm... no!
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>>43306111
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>>43306416
Highly luminescent
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>>43306630
Grossly incandescent, even!
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>>43307581
smoll
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>>43307701
Dorplymuf
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>>43308427
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>>43308431
How it feels to be outside rn
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>>43305159
Cute prompt, anon ! Please write moar (if you want to, of course), fresh greens are good for the soul
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>>43308866
cute af pic
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FLUTTERSHY'S FUCKING DEAD!!
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>>43309651
MURDER!
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>>43309656
Fluttershy isn't a crow, Anon
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>>43310141
Who brought the snowponies to the hot beach!?
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Dawn
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>>43311015
Derp in the derpbath
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>>43311506
Nah dude you're good
>Ignore the lunchboxes full of Bug Juice Chryssy bribed me with
>I mean didn't bribe me with
>Who's Chryssy
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preb
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>>43311506
One very small bug!
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>>43312508
more like a big bug
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>>43312852
That's more of a medium bug. A big bug would be the size of a small car.
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>>43313233
Any bug the size of a fist and larger is a bug that is too big and shouldn't exist.
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>>43313466
I want to pet her and hug her and remind her that Blueys are real and you can get them as pets
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>>43308866
Leera and Bonebone
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>>43314082
agreed
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>>43313466
Never trust an adult Bluey fan.
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>>43314140
Sir that's a young pone
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>>43314448
will somebody please get this mare a bale of alfalfa hay
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>>43296106
it was not what she thought it was
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>>43314881
that happens a lot to fluttershy
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>>43314777
SACRED TRIPS CONFIRM: That's Twilight's butt
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Dawnation
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>>43314911
Kek
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>>43314911
Well it's called ex hamster, so the hamsters were here once, but aren't now
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>>43300421
"Celestia, can't you take this seriously?
>"Anon.."
"Too serious!"
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>>43305159
I wish for a cheese sandwich and a cup of tomato sauce
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>>43307581
give it time and some(a small country's entire economy worth of) cakes
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>>43316506
>Small country
"Okay, so, your demands are 'an entire small country's GDP worth of cake'"
>"Yes!"
"And then you'll go to bed?"
>"Nations must be built on laws and trust. Of course I will!" Celestia smirks
>You smirk harder
>But not as hard as the next day, when she opens up the serving tray to find about a half ton of communion wafers (plain)
"You said a small country's worth! So I went with The Vatican!"
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Dawnboop
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>>43317127
>You just know
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>>43317531
Not this time, it's just a cute picture.
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>>43318079
hongy honse
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>>43318079
Beemp
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>>43318720
A mystery
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>>43318720
Adorable
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>>43320026
Never ask Celestia what she was doing in France in 2026
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Boopa
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>>43321011
extra warm
>>43320988
look out Rainbow Dash, you're surrounded by shapes!
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>>43321055
you just know ponk would be a living space heater
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you can get away
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>>43321723
But do I want to?
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>>43322616
cute
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>>43323184
Jargon Scott?
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>>43323231
Zanlogemelor
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>>43323394
LOOD
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>>43320296
not funny, lots of people are dying.
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>>43323802
I'd correct you by saying that a lot of french, not people, are dying, but this is a wholesome thread!
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>>43323808
I'd correct you by saying some white people live in france too, but this is a wholesome thread!
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>>43323802
Humor is a coping mechanism
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>>43323833
Not to be a wokeoid but there are times and places for humor as coping; but when a thousand have already died and millions more are getting scorched next to death humor isn't appropriate.
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>>43323932
Fair enough but I read this in Tamers' chryssy voice which made it hilarious
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Lunchboop
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>>43324119
That mental image is pretty great kek
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>>43324530
Borgar
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>pg 8
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>>43325316
Sweetie Belle with the PDC
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>>43318720
who destroyed the plant pot???
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10
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>>43326058
Clearly a foreign saboteur, not present in the image
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>>43326557
Rarity no! Don't put on a ski mask in this heat! Nooooooo!
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>>43325316
sweetie belle we cant be doing that hand gesture in the big 26
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>>43327106
tiny filler
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Dawn
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>>43327305
the bug whisperer
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>>43327598
Pronounced 'byoog'
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>>43328138
Most fortuitous tarot
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Pre bed
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Neen
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>>43329299
and where does this sex pervert live? So I can avoid her, of course.
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>>43329591
under your bed of course
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>9
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>>43330765
Derpy Adventure
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>>43330787
2 Battle
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>>43323394
S o f t
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>>43332274
>tfw you will never pet Noi
Why even live?
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>>43332393
To observe Noi
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>>43332274
qtqtqt
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>>43333400
Carrot Top, no! Stop desaturating Noi! She can't grow up without her colors!
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>>43333466
Woe, she has become polaroided
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improvised hammock
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>>43334116
>>43333822
pettable noi
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>>43334412
All ponies are pettable, not just the cute fillies
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>>43335228
grumpy
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>>43335466
Solution: scritch their rumpy
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>>43335658
that would probably work well
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>>43336138
Their comfort could swell
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>>43337647
Very short tent
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>>43337647
For very short mares!
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Do Kinderpones eat their veggies because they're good and healthy, or do they hate veggies because they're awful and yucky?
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>>43338535
No, they eat too many of them and get sick because healthy food is dessert for the sugar-based biology of Equestria
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pweb
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>>43339447
love me this pic
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>>43340478
They hit him with the realism ray!
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preb
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Neen
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>>43342075
Pony kick-me sign
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>>43341225
This image fills me with life
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>>43343946
But she barely fits!
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>>43344687
scronch warz
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>>43345182
Episode I: That Got-dern Menace!
Episode 2: Attack of the Pones
Episode 3: Revenge of the Miffed
Episode 4: A New Boop
Episode 5: The Prankster Strikes Back
Episode 6: Return of Cousin Jed
Poke One: A Scronch Warz Story
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>>43345808
based drunk mares
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It's a shame the snowpony threads aren't made anymore.
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>>43346455
Oh no
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>>43346455
Perhaps someone in Australia could handle it for us. But yes, I liked that general. Does it just go on hiatus in winter?
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>>43289275
cute noi noi pet noi filly pet filly noi sex rape sex
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>>43347295
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>>43348556
qt
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>>43350115
Kinderquestria changelings turn into toys and feed on the entertainment of ponies. They risk ponies playing too long and messing up their sleep schedule or forgetting to eat lunch
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>>43350135
The Canterlot Wedding involved Chrysalis turning the entire wedding into a sleazy carnival complete with changelings with paper pony masks running rigged changeling games (made of changelings) where if you lost you had to hug the operator.
Celestia flipped out and banished Twilight for being a negative nancy. The re-mane-ing 5 were addicted to skeeball. Shining Armor was kept in line because New Cadance could dispense all the tickets he could ever want.

Yes, it all adds up.
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Bemp
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>>43350664
nightmare blunt rotation
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>>43351740
Qt
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>>43352784
Very suggestive
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Sweetie Belle learned the hard way that she's the shortest of her friends.
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>>43353324
But, her horn!
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>>43349121
Prime target for tummy rubs, maybe I'll even tuck her into bed
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>>43354645
the family dynamic would be atrocious
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>>43354725
Thats what makes it so fun
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>>43355758
>>43356293
Extra smoochable twiggy
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>>43355758
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>>43356297
Fiendish
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Mornboop
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>>43357027
hongry hoers
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>>43359001
mega ponk sip 9001
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>>43359296
She's actually up to 9002 sips
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>>43360369
she nommin
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>>43360684
She could use some bommin ass tea though
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>>43361514
Thank you Derpy, the orphan is no longer hungry. Now if only she had a house.
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up
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>>43362010
All ponies deserve ups
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>>43305159
>Anon truly didn't expect the wishing well to be real and actually has no clue what to wish for. Well mare starts to get impatient and Anon notices. Giving up, Anon asks Well Mare what she would want, completely surprising her because nobody has ever asked what she would wish for.
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>>43305159
>Any wish that isn't godhood or murder?
>Okay
>But Kinderquestria is already a nice place
>Anything the ponies don't sell, you can scrounge from the Everfree
>What to wish for, what to-
>The sun begins to set, and with it, an idea is slotted into the toaster of your mind
>Celestia hasn't had a day off in like, ever
"I wish the day and night would pass on their own, without needing Celestia or Luna to do anything"
>
>
>
>"That's... already how it works?"
"What?"
>"You're asking me to make it like it already is. What part of that don't you- wait, did you say-"
"Celestia and Luna?"
>"Oh those girls, I'm gonna have a WORD with them!"
>
>This will be fine
>
>Surely
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>>43362010
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>>43365361
Love
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freesh derpo
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>>43366228
Your eye sparkle game is getting insane man
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10
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Ate
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>>43367819
>ywn have a mare wave at you this happy
why live
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>>43368300
For the possibility that a mare could, some day
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>>43369473
Cutie marks!
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>>43367382
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>>43371658
>>43372098
"OH MY GOD ITS THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT!"
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>>43372852
Cyberpone 2077. War has changed. Kinderponies can hit you with a pillow attached to an RC car, the pilot sitting entire rooms away.
Advances in permanent marker and scissor technologies have led to an underground, black market economy of snipperdocs. They'll give you any manecut, facepaint or temporary tattoo you want, if the price is right.
Gangs organize along which animal is your favorite. Streets break out in poofy nerf fights every day, between roomba-riding tiger paint ponies and the city's woefully unprepared hall monitors.
But it's a city of dreams, for those with the guts to make it in this life.

Wake the heck up, my little pony. You have a babysitter to ditch.
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Dawn
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>>43373755
>Rainbow Dash didn't know why this made Anon all weird, but that just makes it funnier
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>>43375204
splish splash she's taking a bath
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>>43376115
She knows where that hand has been, sicko. Right in the cheeto bowl.
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9
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>>43381484
everyone is sperging out in the g6 sdcc panel thread
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>>43381550
Maybe G6 will be kinderquestria kino. Or I'm huffing copium
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>>43381727
would be kino if it is, but it really depends on the writers.
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>>43381849
How bad was it?
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>>43382991
they most likely axed aj and rarity. theres only 4 mane characters, flutter butter, twilight, ponk, and rainbowdash. no princesses too, no cmc. gonna be youtube exclusive and 9 mins long bi weekly possibly 2x/week. no phones, but most likely gonna be based around the summer camp idea that was floating around a few months/years ago. might possibly feature g1/g3 characters too. entirely new literal who va's.
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>>43383151
Well... that's not great, but not as bad as I feared. At least it's not "no bro we're totally making a true sequel to g4 even though we somehow fucked up bad enough that we can't even use Twilight"
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>>43369473
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>>43385650
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10
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>>43387458
look at her go!
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>>43389800
she zooming
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>>43390202
smoochable twiggy
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>>43391325
SQUISHA DA CHEEKS
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>>43391458
little shit
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>>43391904
Shiddle lit
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>Check kinder thread
>The last 40 posts are just two mareschizos spamming kinder images

I really need to write a green
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>>43392434
TRADE OFFER
We receive: green
You receive: (you)s
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>SCP: 005
>Containment Class: Keter
>Disruption Risk: Severe
>Destruction risk: Unknown

>Special Containment Protocols:
>SCP-005 is currently incurable and can spread via repeated memetic contamination.
>All guards assigned to SCP-005 must have a perfect score in the LA LA LA LA LA memetic dispersal pattern for three months minimum, prior to their rotation in.
>If an uncontained SCP-005 infectee is discovered during a survival situation, the guards must first prioritize helping the uninfected to remain uninfected.
>Individuals assimilated into SCP-005 must be kept away from indoor living and sleeping areas unless said areas will not contain any unaffected ponies.
>The Ethics and Effort board have thoroughly reviewed all avenues regarding cover stories and containment of the infected; our current solution is the construction of full-time summer camps where the infected can exist without risk to themselves or others.

>Description:
>SCP-005 is a viral cognitohazard affecting many parts of the equine brain. Most importantly, it affects awareness of temperature, water, height and wind. Additionally it numbs a pony's sense of danger, especially in regards to sudden environmental changes.
>Ponies infected with SCP-005 can lay seemingly dormant with no known time limit, only becoming obvious once a survival situation is announced, at which point the sufferer will, at some point, cease following all emergency instructions and give themselves to the elements. The possibility of a pony variant of cordyceps has been noted, and would agents please stop saying it it's scary stop it
>It has been noted that ponies suffering from an early stage of SCP-005 might justify their lack of fear as a need to preserve the group, while late stage sufferers simply stop caring and give fully to their delusions.
>SCP-005 was catalogued only recently as a true anomaly, but is believed to have existed for centuries. Historical research is ongoing.

>Initial containment:
>Victim: Shining Armor
>Commander of Containment: Twilight Sparkle
>
>On BLANK of BLANK, year 1BLANK, Twilight Sparkle in her family's living room along with Shining Armor, Future Princess Cadance(1), Spike T. Dragon and her parents.
>A survival situation arose and Canterlot's early warning sirens went off without any issue; the entire Sparkle family was on high ground before the first magma seeps opened.
>The situation went on for several hours, causing Shining Armor to become hungy and get off the couch.
>To his family's horror, he marched through the lava straight to the kitchen, getting a burrito out of the freezer.
>Not only content to flaunt his own mortality, he also flaunted the power bill by using the microwave when there was a perfectly deadly hot floor RIGHT THERE YOUNG STALLION-
>When he returned to the safety of the couch, Shining Armor had tenth degree hatchmarks on his legs and belly, despite insisting he was fine.
>He has since been relocated to the Crystal Asylumpire.
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>>43393266
>1: Yes that was actually her name. Princess Future Princess Cadance is her name now.
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>>43393266
LOL
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>>43393334
Tess is such a great artist
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Wakey
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SCP-1843
Containment Class: standard
Scary Rating: Low/Med

SCP-1843 is an artifact recovered from Anonymous the Human's residence which is frequently refered to as "The Karkis". Anonymous stored the artifact in a very specific location every night, a white ceramic bowl on the dining table. This specific ritualistic behaviour indicates that the artifact type is most likely of religious importance to humans.


Description:
>SCP-1843 is a small black device.
>Attached to the device is a ring structure with several metal(1) strips.
>These metal strips seem to have no obvious purpose, but they make soothing noises when the device is jostled, so these are most likely for aesthetic purposes.

>The black device is covered in buttons with mysterious markings that are from no known language (2).
>The purpose of the buttons is unclear, but on occasion Anonymous has been observed to point the device at the large loud stinkbox located outside his residence, resulting in a loud BEEP BEEP noise.
>As the artifact was recovered during Anonymous' naptime, it was deemed too dangerous to test the buttons since the loud noise could wake up the human.

>The device is currently safely stored under pillow B1 in Bookfort Eleven, awaiting further testing.

(1): as determined by science assistant Chew Test
(2): neither Common Equestrian, Uncommon Equestrian, or Humanian language

Addendum:
>Anonymous has been quite upset following the loss of his artifact.
>He has been observed staring through the glass of the stinkbox for extended periods of time(3)
>It is likely the artifact and the stinkbox are connected for some purpose

(3): Perhaps trying to make the stinkbox go BEEP BEEP using telepathy since he lacks the artifact to make it do so
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>>43394328
>karkis
>carcass
Oh my Celestia
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SCP-404
>Containment Class: Unknown
>Scary Rating: Unknown
>Breaky Rating: Probably nothing on its own

Special Containment Protocols:
>Ponies must not use SCP-404's contents as drink mix. It is not drink mix.
>SCP-404 is currently contained in Anon's house, much to our chagrin
>Efforts are ongoing to extract it, as keeping it there would require us to reclassify Anon's house as a Foundation site(1)
>The object appears to mind control Anon as he never gets angrier than when he catches us touching it(2)
>Ponies must not make drinks out of SCP-404's contents. It is not drink mix.

(1): Which would probably give him legal loopholes to take his stuff back
(2): Ponies must NOT mix it with water for the purpose of imbibing. SCP-404 IS NOT DRINK MIX.

Description:
>SCP-404 is a large, ornate vase with a lid, currently located above Anon's fireplace
>It is pretty and flawless, too flawless to have been made by conventional means.
>The object is very heavy and contains some kind of spooky powder.(3) This powder does not appear to replenish itself.(4)
>Anon appears extremely defensive of this object in spite of its apparent uselessness; he immediately escalates to airhorn and spray bottle when defending it.
>The current optimistic theory is that the powder tastes much better to humans, but this has been losing traction after Princess Luna dreamed near it(5)
>It's not full of drink mix.

(3): This powder induces dread in ponies with high magical awareness and does not taste good
(4): This shouldn't be a problem because it's not drink mix
(5): Princess Luna reported the powder "sleeping deeper than anything, yet also radiating disappointment in Anon's lack of marriage."
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>>43395122
I'm confused, is it drink mix?
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>>43395269
Testfriend #43395269 will not be getting pudding tonight
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>>43394328
KEK thats funny as fuck
>>43395122
oh my god were they drinking anons family member or pet?
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>>43395538
Well it wasn't drink mix
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>Where did she go?

>>43311360
its meant to be a cat tree
>doodled it based on my fatfuck cat
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>>43395538
It's Anon's mom. The kinderponies get it in their head that marrying Anon will lift the curse.They're right.
Doesn't make it taste any better though
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Neen
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>>43395958
LOL i fucking knew it!
>>43395840
sweeble, nice to see ya again in here.
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>>43396665
Only in Kinderquestria
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>>43395840
>fatfuck cat
based and garfpilled
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>>43398162
Mibble
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Post bed
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>>43399202
butter needs a hug
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>>43318720
>she told the plant to kys, so indirectly responsible
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>>43400071
This has implications for kinderquestria...
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>>43400052
qt smoochable butters
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10
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>>43400724
Flutters Stotch and Professor Chaos
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>scp-101
>containment class: reference
>scary rating: maybe

Special containment protocols:
>scp-101 is to be kept in the site 01 library
>if found in an administrator's desk, scp-101 must be recontained and a fee applied to the offender's library card

Description
>scp-101 is an outwardly normal encyclopedia
>its anomalous properties become obvious when opened. The information contained within initially seems harmfully boring but a pony able to push through will find a trove of comprehensive infornation.
>the possibility of a memetic obsession-inducing effect is ongoing, as per T. Sparkle's very insistent orders.
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THE PEAS AND POTATOES ARE TOUCHING
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Extra Dessert
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The potatoes and peas are touching
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Coco is the cutest earth pony!
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>>43403509
Why did Scoot never try this?
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>>43403457
she do be a cute
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>>43403457
Please talk to me and my daughter as much as you like
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>>43404898
>ywn give Derp a carrot
why even live
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>>43405322
frfr ong
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>>43406953
she hongry
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Neen
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>>43407280
She won't be for long
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>>43408313
ye she's gonna nom the grass to death like >>43407618 bloom here
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>>43408320
But Bloom already ate the grass
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>>43409628
She scootaneeds scootalove, scootastat
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9
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>>43411048
She gets an F
For Fiji
Which is actually good
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new bread soon
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>>43412264
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>>43413689
LITTLE SHID
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>>43414060
Shiddle lit
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>>43408015
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>>43414692
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>>43415030
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>>43415430
You could bump with cute pictures instead, you know
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>>43415453
Sorry I was on my phone and navigating that thing's file structure is slightly annoying
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>>43415730
slav pone detected
>>43416321
>holy water balloon bombs
how dastardly
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>>43416520
And how custardly
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>>43374682
>Neuropedo
Can you fucking not
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>>43417133
The world is beautiful when you're not on twitter, bud
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>>43417184
time for me to dig through my walls
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>>43417666
Pinkie laid pudding traps
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>>43418106
I'll eat them all she's not gonna stop me from snuggling her
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>>43418654
Look at her go!!
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>>43420128
Twicrock
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>>43420382
https://ponerpics.org/images/7526388?q=twilight+crockle
Sorry I misread that
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>>43420415
Silly nons
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