Previous thread:>>43187182Welcome to the Thread! Kinderquestria/Anon in pone prison focuses on the world and adventures of naive child like ponies and the misadventures and shenanigans of Anon that results in him going to prison! To get a good handle on how things are done around here I implore you to check out our new and improved one stop shop of kinder greens and prompts here >> https://ponepaste.org/7630
>>43289275NOI
>>43289362you are correct
>>43289734awooga filler
stellar flare a yes
>>43290386Oh they FUCKIN
Pre bed
>>43290160Boat siren
>>43290589And a ching-chong bing-bong to you too, young lady.
>>43290940holy shit! anon knows kirinese!
>>43290589nip filler
>>43290944Plot twist the Kirin is from Baltimare and doesn't know a single word of Kirinese
Would you rather receive 1 bit multiplied by 0.5 every day for a month or receive 100 bits now?
>>43291298Haha this guy said x0.5 instead of x1.5, meaning it would be shrinking every day instead of doubling like the original premise was trying to imply
>>43289275O hate Noi.
>>43291372YOU ARE A NOIGGER
>>43291377You're my niogga
>>43291970>"Miss Cheerilee, ah trust ya brought enough for ever'won?"
>>43292079apple bloom detected
>>43292401apple boom the goat
>>43292730bless theyre so stinking cute
>>43292730They shouldn't be allowed to buy such dangerous things! Somepony stop them!
>>43292730Yo who's the artist?
>>43292745Fuck if I know I got that image off the board
Brutal attack on an innocent pony
so... we're in prison here?
>>43293524And the only thing that will allow us to escape is new greens. Until then it's a four walls and a steady diet of image bumps.
>>43293462pony live leak is too brutal
>>43293590cute twiggles detected
>>43293590Catch her before she flies away!
>>43294289That's unicorn twiggy silly she can't fly but she can teleport
twigga
>>43294741Chamomile tea, eh? And is that a FAMILY SIZE bottle of melatonin? She's looking at hard time...
>9
>>43294758>chamomile tea is kinder boozeinteresting implications
>>43289275She’s taking a bath because I just peed on her. But then I peed into her bath as well, then moved my piss stream onto her hair, and she was like, “Yucky pee!” But I kept peeing.
>>43295730nigguh what
>>43295730that's a little girl
>>43295848So am I.
>>43295674Class 1 narcoleptic
>>43294588Smelloport
>>43291363What the actual horse fuck is that
>>43297335Obviously it's Octavia. You didn't see them teeths?
>>43297341More like Rocktavia Sedimelody
Kinderquestria's math professor
>>43297858oh god they either have a genius or they are totally fucked no in between.
>>43298178It's both. Being stupid but having 10th grade math puts you on Twiggy levels of smartness.
Boopo del morning
>>43299317Moonwife!
>>43299320her pose here is great
>>43299320BOOK DETECTEDDeploying Twiggy
>>43299317What's in the cup? Mashed potatoes?
>>43299974i think its french onion soup
>>43300014Weird thing for a blue horse to eat
>Celestia's favorite prank induces family-friendly madness in anypony who witnesses>She is quite perturbed to find out Anon's attraction to her only increases every time she stops suppressing her horse meridian
>>43300421i would convince her to nicker at me
>>43300786She looks impossibly soft
pre bed
Morning boop
>>43300786>>43301258I FUCKING LOVE TWIGGLES
>>43301262same
>>43301262>>43301462The Twiggles Toucher Club
>>43302256Angy chicky
>FAMILY PIE is animated before a live studio audience
>10
what would golly be like in kinder? would she end up in jail with us all the time?
>>43302428Seeing this pic makes me want to father a bunch of foals so fucking badly
>>43302428>*catchy 80's sitcom outro plays while still images of the Pie family at play are shown*
>>43302826most likely
>>43302837Why don't you father them goodly?
>>43303662I'll father them BESTLY, thank you!
>>43302837Why would you ever wanna do that when you can just fuck the fillies that somepony else fathered?
Imagine creaming in a filly’s ponut hole and making it a cream-filled ponut, then eating it.
>>43303674basedbasedbasedbased>imagine being a father.>the ultimate cuck.>you raise a bunch of fillies that you can never fuck.>borrow somepony else's instead>get them cozy inside your bed>each time you buck you get to try your luck
>>43303674>>43303687>>43303692Wrong thread you stupid niggers.
>deliver mail>get groomedsuch is the fate of the mail mare
>>43303928kinderquestria is brutal
>>43303740I got up to take a leak! No you can't sleep in the bathroom!
>>43303928Sandpaper
How can time fly if it doesn't have wings?
>>43304825It escapes you
Enjoy a prompt."ANYTHING?">Twilight nods.>"That's how Wishing Wells work, Anon.">She stops dead in her tracks and looks at you with concern."We had those on Earth and they work! I've just never seen one before!">As she lets out a sigh of relief externally you do the same internally.>You remember going to jail for making almost all of Ponyville weep when they learned the Tooth Fairy wasn't real where you came from.>"Well, I'm going to assume you intend on making a wish so I'll leave you to it! Remember, loudly and clearly!" she reminds as she trots away.>'Drop the bit, then speak loudly and clearly into the Wishing Well and it will grant your wish. If anypony else hears, it won't come true!' you recall.>Peeking down it's unusually dark.>Not a lot of true darkness in the kiddyland you now live in so that made the well...>Well, ominous to say the least.>You quickly scan around and confirm no one else will hear you NOT because you actually think it won't work and will make you look stupid.>Then you drop a bit into the well and nestle your head inside while holding onto the stones just in case.>The thing is probably a foot deep, knowing kinderland, and looks dark because it's magic but you're not taking the chance.>"Ow! Oooh! A bit!">Suddenly a MASSIVE pair of yellow eyes with snake-like black pupils looks up and you fall back with a scream!>It was as if they were almost right in front of you!>"Not so loud, everypony always yells! Just SPEAK into the well!">Rushing back up and looking down you see the eyes still staring up, not nearly as close, almost glowing in the dark."What are you?">The eyes form a scowl as she speaks up at you.>"That's rude! My NAME is Well Wishes, what are YOU?">Shaking the initial fright away and now knowing the well-mare's(?) name you calm down."Sorry, I'm Anon. Human.">The eyes pop open in shock?>"Oh, I've never heard of a human before. I can't see very well from down here with the light behind you and all. Anyway, what do you wish for?">You... hesitate.>Honestly you didn't think you'd get a wish now you have to make one on the spot.>"Wait! Before you make a wish there's some rules!""Rules? I thought I could wish for anything?">"Yeah? Whoever said that is probably the same pony who said to yell into the well everytime you want a wish! Anyway, they're pretty simple.">The eyes vanish for a moment as she closes them to focus on the no doubt memorized rules.>Or maybe looking down at a note only she can read?>"NO forever sleeps! NO being an alicorn! You can't wish for more wishes! It's bits for wishes not wishes for wishes but you CAN do wishes for bits.">"And lastly, the most important rule...">Suddenly the eyes are looking back up at you with anger.>"You GET what you GET and you don't throw a fit!">You get the feeling that as you'll make your wish, the kinder well will stir.
>>43305159I wish for a pussy to play with and get a cat. All according to keikaku
>>43305178You get to play hide and seek with the hide an seek champion Pussy Willow. Her being a total coward is purely coincidental.
>>43305159nice work anon
Dawn of Thursday
>>43306024Thursday! Thursday! It's Thursday!
>>43303674>>43303687Sorry if anyone was offended by my perversion. I’m thought that this thread was for that sort of thing, because she’s in the bath in the OP image, and I’m thought it was sexual.>>43303704Sorry. But don’t insult the other anon, please. It was my fault. And also, I know him and met him at NeighCon and will see him at Mare Fair, so be nice.
>>43306072>so be niceHmm... no!
>>43306111
>>43306416Highly luminescent
>>43306630Grossly incandescent, even!
>>43307581smoll
>>43307701Dorplymuf
>>43308427
>>43308431How it feels to be outside rn
>>43305159Cute prompt, anon ! Please write moar (if you want to, of course), fresh greens are good for the soul
>>43308866cute af pic
FLUTTERSHY'S FUCKING DEAD!!
>>43309651MURDER!
>>43309656Fluttershy isn't a crow, Anon
>>43310141Who brought the snowponies to the hot beach!?
Dawn
>>43311015Derp in the derpbath
>>43311506Nah dude you're good>Ignore the lunchboxes full of Bug Juice Chryssy bribed me with>I mean didn't bribe me with>Who's Chryssy
preb
>>43311506One very small bug!
>>43312508more like a big bug
>>43312852That's more of a medium bug. A big bug would be the size of a small car.
>>43313233Any bug the size of a fist and larger is a bug that is too big and shouldn't exist.
>>43313466I want to pet her and hug her and remind her that Blueys are real and you can get them as pets
>>43308866Leera and Bonebone
>>43314082agreed
>>43313466Never trust an adult Bluey fan.
>>43314140Sir that's a young pone
>>43314448will somebody please get this mare a bale of alfalfa hay
>>43296106it was not what she thought it was
>>43314881that happens a lot to fluttershy
>>43314777SACRED TRIPS CONFIRM: That's Twilight's butt
Dawnation
>>43314911Kek
>>43314911Well it's called ex hamster, so the hamsters were here once, but aren't now
>>43300421"Celestia, can't you take this seriously?>"Anon..""Too serious!"
>>43305159I wish for a cheese sandwich and a cup of tomato sauce
>>43307581give it time and some(a small country's entire economy worth of) cakes
>>43316506>Small country"Okay, so, your demands are 'an entire small country's GDP worth of cake'">"Yes!""And then you'll go to bed?">"Nations must be built on laws and trust. Of course I will!" Celestia smirks>You smirk harder>But not as hard as the next day, when she opens up the serving tray to find about a half ton of communion wafers (plain)"You said a small country's worth! So I went with The Vatican!"
Dawnboop
>>43317127>You just know
>>43317531Not this time, it's just a cute picture.
>>43318079hongy honse
>>43318079Beemp
>>43318720A mystery
>>43318720Adorable
>>43320026Never ask Celestia what she was doing in France in 2026
Boopa
>>43321011extra warm>>43320988look out Rainbow Dash, you're surrounded by shapes!
>>43321055you just know ponk would be a living space heater
you can get away
>>43321723But do I want to?
>>43322616cute
>>43323184Jargon Scott?
>>43323231Zanlogemelor
>>43323394LOOD
>>43320296not funny, lots of people are dying.
>>43323802I'd correct you by saying that a lot of french, not people, are dying, but this is a wholesome thread!
>>43323808I'd correct you by saying some white people live in france too, but this is a wholesome thread!
>>43323802Humor is a coping mechanism
>>43323833Not to be a wokeoid but there are times and places for humor as coping; but when a thousand have already died and millions more are getting scorched next to death humor isn't appropriate.
>>43323932Fair enough but I read this in Tamers' chryssy voice which made it hilarious
Lunchboop
>>43324119That mental image is pretty great kek
>>43324530Borgar
>pg 8
>>43325316Sweetie Belle with the PDC
>>43318720who destroyed the plant pot???
10
>>43326058Clearly a foreign saboteur, not present in the image
>>43326557Rarity no! Don't put on a ski mask in this heat! Nooooooo!
>>43325316sweetie belle we cant be doing that hand gesture in the big 26
>>43327106tiny filler
>>43327305the bug whisperer
>>43327598Pronounced 'byoog'
>>43328138Most fortuitous tarot
Neen
>>43329299and where does this sex pervert live? So I can avoid her, of course.
>>43329591under your bed of course
>>43330765Derpy Adventure
>>433307872 Battle
>>43323394S o f t
>>43332274>tfw you will never pet NoiWhy even live?
>>43332393To observe Noi
>>43332274qtqtqt
>>43333400Carrot Top, no! Stop desaturating Noi! She can't grow up without her colors!
>>43333466Woe, she has become polaroided
improvised hammock
>>43334116>>43333822pettable noi
>>43334412All ponies are pettable, not just the cute fillies
>>43335228grumpy
>>43335466Solution: scritch their rumpy
>>43335658that would probably work well
>>43336138Their comfort could swell
>>43337647Very short tent
>>43337647For very short mares!
Do Kinderpones eat their veggies because they're good and healthy, or do they hate veggies because they're awful and yucky?
>>43338535No, they eat too many of them and get sick because healthy food is dessert for the sugar-based biology of Equestria
pweb
>>43339447love me this pic
>>43340478They hit him with the realism ray!
>>43342075Pony kick-me sign
>>43341225This image fills me with life
>>43343946But she barely fits!
>>43344687scronch warz
>>43345182Episode I: That Got-dern Menace!Episode 2: Attack of the PonesEpisode 3: Revenge of the MiffedEpisode 4: A New BoopEpisode 5: The Prankster Strikes BackEpisode 6: Return of Cousin JedPoke One: A Scronch Warz Story
>>43345808based drunk mares
It's a shame the snowpony threads aren't made anymore.
>>43346455Oh no
>>43346455Perhaps someone in Australia could handle it for us. But yes, I liked that general. Does it just go on hiatus in winter?
>>43289275cute noi noi pet noi filly pet filly noi sex rape sex
>>43347295
>>43348556qt
>>43350115Kinderquestria changelings turn into toys and feed on the entertainment of ponies. They risk ponies playing too long and messing up their sleep schedule or forgetting to eat lunch
>>43350135The Canterlot Wedding involved Chrysalis turning the entire wedding into a sleazy carnival complete with changelings with paper pony masks running rigged changeling games (made of changelings) where if you lost you had to hug the operator.Celestia flipped out and banished Twilight for being a negative nancy. The re-mane-ing 5 were addicted to skeeball. Shining Armor was kept in line because New Cadance could dispense all the tickets he could ever want.Yes, it all adds up.
Bemp
>>43350664nightmare blunt rotation
>>43351740Qt
>>43352784Very suggestive
Sweetie Belle learned the hard way that she's the shortest of her friends.
>>43353324But, her horn!
>>43349121Prime target for tummy rubs, maybe I'll even tuck her into bed
>>43354645the family dynamic would be atrocious
