welcome to teh bug thread, where we get all the funny love bug lovers to meet in the middle>>/bug/ thread writing list: (soon to have thread compendium added)https://ponepaste.org/11359>>Some bug writing from thread before last:>"Tall Tales of the One True Queen and Her Many Children", third chapter continuation>>43160508 >https://www.fimfiction.net/story/582238/3/tall-tales-of-the-one-true-queen-and-her-many-children/alien-affectationshttps://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/43127456/q#43160508>a green about the real reason behind the equestrian easter tradition>>43226413 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/43127456/q#43226413>"spring rain">>43227275 https://ponepaste.org/11899https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/43127456/q#43227275>"holes in her heart">>43234935 https://www.fimfiction.net/story/590619/holes-in-her-hearthttps://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/43127456/q#43234935>>Some old links:Old Hive Directory: https://ponepaste.org/4223Very Old /bug/ Pastebin: https://poneb.in/PjB4LKgdBuggyCYOA archive: https://ponepaste.org/4086>>The sister /bug/ threads:>NHNB hivehttps://nhnb.org/fim/res/9562.html>/mlpol/ hivehttps://mlpol.net/poner/221>>Previous /bug/ thread:https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/q#43241110>>Thread Theme: BGM - INVADEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=tKw51XIsYgU
>>43289464welcome back, /bug/
>>43289464Second for bugbutt
>>43289468yea i got on at like three after the raid got wiped loldidnt wanna restart the thread while so sleepy
>>43289473too human lookin
WHY AM I NOT A BUUUUUUUUG!?
>>43289587Don't worry, depending on your reading of Kafka's "Die Verwandlung" you may very well be!
>>43289587You're sure bugging me
>>43289592>wake up on your back one day as pic rel with your bed crushed beneath youlel
>>43289615How will I get to work?
>>43289464Sorry buggo, I bumped you once and just barely forgot to bump you again in time.>>43289473Tenth for bug gut.>>43289587You haven't tried hard enough.
>>43289730Eggs>Feti, don't (You) me
>>43289730>forgot to bumpnah, my fault think I was reading a fic before I came and saw it got spammed off the catalogmust have been like minutes after it happened >Tenth for bug gutkek
>>43289619>How will I get love?fify
Ugh is best bugg
>>43289615Beeg bug
>>43290053Good counterpart to derpy but hes always in the right place at the right time
>>43288615>Would you still have sex with the queen if you had to crawl over and onto her to get into positionIf anything, that would make it hotter
>>43289464new bugmom roleplay audio from this chickhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gA8LURIci8>still no voice filter....
>>43289587maybe its for the best that you're not
>changeling riding ponysuch a strangely specific weird tag to see kek
>>43290523i want to be the bug:(
>>43290295>hotterthink it would be more cumbersome than anything leli like a more slender bug, the kinda bug that i can by a glance tell that i can pick up in my arms on the spot
>>43289735>FetiHuh?
>>43291392Don't get me wrong, I love that too.Slender bug frame, accompanied by a massive belly full of eggs... would certainly make it awkward to get into position with her.
>>43291003Weird alien facehugger dick is another good one
>>43292603and then a second picture of candyass dead in the street drained of love lmao
https://twibooru.org/3784190gettin eggy with it ^:)
>>43292312Kinda looks like a fucked up bratz doll
>>43292999fuck off australian satan
>>43293358Artstyle and brushes made me think ja0822ck lel Why she so angry?
>>43293546The better question is when ISN'T she angry?
>>43293874Well why is her horn censored in that art there?....
>>43294033she saw a homosexual in need of correction>rape
>>43294247>bugs replacing their horns with dicks What a horrifying mental image The entire canterlot invasion equip and ready for turbo >rape
new chryssi animation kinohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQzYtLgkjuY
i wish like any of these might and magic bug faction concept pages from this russian DA guy got translated cuz they all look so sick lel
>>43291185Turn the want into needInternalize being the bugIt may come sooner than you think
>BUG STUCK!!!!!>BUG STUUUCCCKKKK!!!!!!wut du?
>>43294694Would buy every single one for her
>>43295278Don't worry, you'll be free when you molt.
>bug dream i just had during a nap>changelings move their magic away from shape shifting their bodies to shape shifting their enviorments>able to recreate any place or event in the past or present given a good enough description >their entire culture switches to being centered around the preservation of the past making massive complexes and patches of land dedicated to massive museum pieces
>>43296083What if the entire world was changelings
>>43296277
>>43296277>entire worldid imagine it to be like carpenter's they live but far more altruisticlife would be much the samethey would probably keep the few non bugs around them as healthy and happy as possible would probably be a nice world to live in
>>43296364
>>43295278>>43296478hmmmmmmmmmmmSame pic same digits....
>>43296525Clearly it's Chrysalis herself!
>>43296478a fine new bugmomma stretched to fit my desktop
>>43296697can you stretch her a little more, I think she's almost free of the trap
>>43296319>Did you know that the first Equestria was designed to be a perfect pony world? Where none suffered, where everypony would be happy.>It was a disaster. Nopony would accept the act. Entire crops were lost.>Some believed we lacked the magic to create your perfect world. But I believe that, as a species, ponies define their reality through suffering and misery.
>>43296740its a comforting thoughtlovebugs always being there in the background, keeping the world spinning
She's so cool...
>>43296954Is she attending the hive's annual rave party?
>>43297288>annualits a weekly event bud>BUG RAVEBUG RAVE >BUG RAVEBUG RAVE>BUG RAVE
>>43297460>its a weekly event buddamn bugger, you only get invited to the weekly mandatory one? there's a dozen everyday!
>>43297479>The changeling hive is a neverending series of raves that ebb-and-flow throughout the placeSounds miserable
>>43297495only way for bugs to keep going the promise of partying all the timeor maybe the partying is what fuels them when there is no love
Idgi
Sick Baron art with a little attached story below ithttps://twibooru.org/3790147
>>43293868me on the right
>>43298148>b&throMods, kill this guy
>>43298632sorry for wanting to share something cool lookin....
>>43298984All teh bugs are boiling in their shells right now
>>43299089They should do something to cool off then.
>>43299110>bugs migrating to pony waterways during the summer disguised as fish and ducks to escape the heat ez
>>43299089Not all of themt. freezing upside-down buggo
>>43299382oh boo hoooooo southern hivers having to deal with a little coldgave me the slowdown that comes with cold any day over the oppresssive wrathful heat of the sun
>>43298545even as a frumpy nerd she is loved by all
>>43289464Need more art of this pretty bug.
>>43299717Two pics of her (including the op), no oc nameMaybe tell the artist to draw more of herShe is cute in that some sorta scary imposing way bugmama is
>>43300115neat
>>43300462Still would.
>>43300462>transparent belly band that shows glowing organs the most underrated feature in buggy art>>43300581and what bout now?https://files.catbox.moe/029r5j.jpeg
>>43296716Anon... bugs have limits
>>43301281Red and pink blush on bugs looks too weird, clashes too muchNeeds to be green or turquoise to match their existing colors
>>43301501Are you questioning the color of your queen? That could be offensive to her, anon...
>>43301674I simply want the queen to look as pretty and aesthetically pleasing as possible at all timesHaving her hues match and compliment each other is an important part of that
>>43301281Man, I love Underpable.>>43301501And CBT too.
>>43301832>noholesnigga what is this
>>43301853The bug salon filled them when they dyed her red, it only lasts for around a week or until she does a drastic transformation
Imagine what it'd sound like to slap her exoskeleton. It'd probably hurt your hand.
>>43301501Bug blood is blue-green, so a normal blush would be greenish.This pink blush>>43301281is probably from sucking out a bunch of Shining's love, which is why Candy-ass is so mad. Love is usually depicted as pink.
>>43301832>Underpable.they made some good bugs in the past yea>>43301933>probably hurt your hand.not like thats something they wantif anything they would want to be soft in case someone does want to slap>>43301941>This pink blush>is probably from sucking out a bunch of Shining's lovemakes sensehigher love density in their blood correlating to pink capillary actionwould be funny to see bugs getting VK tests from bladerunner done on them to see if theyre getting more love from their hosts than others in the hive lel (if you dont know what that is the VK test relies on blush reaction as an indicator in its analysis)
>>43302065Are they even still active?
>>43302070He posts at least once a day or so on his Xitter, yeah.
>>43302072Lemme guessb&thro?
>>43301870me on the right
>>43302341You look like a nerd.
>>43302373>beeleted pic?
would watch the whole trilogy back to back all night with the queenalso she is such a perfect size in this comic
I don't think bugs should obey Chrysalis nor Thorax
>>43303116Yeah, they should obey Ambrosia instead!
>>43303116I mean, Thorax doesn't tell them to do anything. There's little to no observable difference between formally obeying him and obeying nobody.
>HAHA what about NOW>is this what i need for you to give love to the hive?!?!
>>43303122like the filling of a power vacuum that wasnt therewithout chrysalis the changelings were free to be who they want not needing a leader at all
>>43303001Too spiky to be the standard
>>43302610thats a lotta bugg to hugg....
buglight
>>43304550Comically large light bulb fixtures are the leading cause of changeling concussions and burn accidents in equestriaIts a very serious problem for the community
Rember to stay cool out there bugz~
>>43303117Not a lot of love to be taken from the dead, killing isnt a great idea
Stay cool everybuggy
>>43305304Monsoon season in the desert right nowMakes me wonder if it rains in the badlands around the hive in the same way....
>>43305175There's nothing to gain from massacring the atomized ones, shut-ins and outcasts of your target community, but removing somebody like Granny Smith or Pinkie Pie may make tactical sense. There's nobody more vulnerable than a mourning relative or a neighbor with a newfound hole in his heart. Or consider killing somebody Sombra for the sake of setting a crowd of orphaned loyalists and fanatics on the path of seeking out a new outlet for their devotion itch.
>>43305419a particularly well trained bug could pull that off wellgot me thinking about the route that would be taken after removing somepony from the picture to get closer to their targeteither >make up an all new pony from out of town to comfort the target or>replace a preexisting pony close to themthe former sounds like the more common route taken by the few bugs who regularly use this tactic even if it brings along the natural suspicion that with the cover of being a random nopony who swoops in from out of town to comfort a grieving someponyyou may well just be a regular serial murderer pony at that point lolperhaps taking the place of an existing pony is the better all around route to take when killing is in the equationjust going to the full time consuming extent usually involved with regularly replacing a pony flawlessly with the death in the family as an addition to make the love gained stronger
>rape
>>43304824>>43305304No, hot bugs only
Hot bugs?
>>43307304Get her more love-infused hayburgers, stat!
>>43307304Yes, for the summer is hot so should be the bugs
>>43289464BEHOLD!!The closest depiction of authentic equestrian bug music in existence https://youtu.be/LFviNV41cs8Just listen to those vocals!
>>43307304that guy needs to draw A LOT more bugbutthttps://files.catbox.moe/0rsjcr.jpeg
>>43307720Is this what's playing at the changeling gorefests?
>>43308323Among other things yeshttps://youtu.be/4-7KIdcjycI
>not even needing to be disguised when you're stealing love from somepony doing something they loveA disguise would help to do it in public but siphoning love from ponies working at the special talent that they love doing is probably on par with taking it as somepony they love
Sleep tight do let yhe bedbugs bite
>>43309290>firewood twilight Tragic that there wasn't at least one meeting between the friendship princess and her wooden counterpart
>>43309290
>>43309600she would bite your finger off if you booped her nose enough times
>>43309781no that's just how you get Changeling Holes™
>>43309856>new trend pops up for ponies to get changelings to use their magic on their legs and hooves to make it look like they have huge bites out of themhorrifying lel
>bee me>a bee>flying around >getting love>making honey>life is good
Would you a BPD bug?
>>43310504NoId take the bug that doesn't make themselves look like shit on purpose or make mental illness their entire personality She might even look cute as a regular ling
>>43310504>drone>has hair>has normal eyesNo thanks
>>43310559>how dare a changeling change their appearance
>>43310649>how dare a changeling botch one of the few good things about their appearanceftfy
>>43306252Had they won, the troops would have made the mane six into public broodmares
>>43310292Cute.
>>43310881>public broodmaresMade me think of them setting up mini hives constructed of stone in whatever pony towns the conquer Smaller versions of their home structure with winding complexes below ground with chambers filled with cocooned hosts for draining and magically augmented broodmares for 24/7 egg gestation to further their conquest
>>43311599But, Chryssi...you ARE my world...
>>43311188Every bug that helped conquer canterlot gets a pony couple to drain love from and their own personal broodmare to lay eggs for themLife is good for the bug
>the changeling of the guard guy is still at ithttps://www.youtube.com/live/sJ-lIvRtphsBreddy dope to see honestly
>>43311885Damn that's amazing.
>>43310969They sure can bee sometimes
>>43310504would tell her that the "scene" is gay lmao
>>43312561small.
>>43312842Could not even tell the difference on phonepost mode lelMakes for a nice wallpaper though
>>43313047It does look like it would, yeah. Maybe I'll try it out myself later.
>>43311885Someday I'll read that fic
>>43313746>ENGLISH MOTHABUGGA DO YOU SPEAK IT!?!
>>43312842>>43313816How come the queen of the shapeshifters is so incredibly pretty? What is even the point of shapeshifting if she just wants to seduce me?
>>43313821>How come the queen of the shapeshifters is so incredibly pretty?Devine intervention maybeThat the stars aligned for her to be the most naturally beautiful thing in all of equestria no matter her destiny In another life she could have been a pop star if she wante, even without the innate shape changing magic
>>43313821Ponies think she's scary because they're racist and have shit taste
>>43314756YOU CAN'T DEPICT THE QUEEN LIKE THIS! TREASON! TREASOOOON!
>>43314761Fuck you have more front views.
>>43314762!
>>43314756>>43314762legitimately disrespectful to depict the queen as such in art...
>>43314756>>43314762Front-facing Chryssi is cute. CUTE
>>43314647where did you find this picture of me....
>>43315273think they could have worked as slime bugs or just outright slimes functionally as a race in equestria since their introduction if you rewrote everything of course with the natural added bonuses that come with them being slime creatures
>>43315905Some people headcanon that changelings produce the green goo from the holes in their legs. Does that make them half slimepony?
>>43315908Dunno about them being part goopony and they for sure have produced cocoons with green goo from their mouths before in the showBrought to mind this pic, with the goo from their holes being a symptom of an illness of some sort or another
>>43315292Ok.
>>43296277Endsieg.
>>43316406Totaler Krieg für die Königin.
>>43316352This is not Okay! This is too sexy
>buzzing in my ear woke me>i hadnt left the window open>a fly maybe made its way in somehow?>no it was louder than a fly>high loud buzzing like a bee>turning the light on i couldnt spy it buzzing about my room>still the buzzing came>down the hall?>in the living room i found her"what are you doing so far from your hive at this hour?">gleaming black shell shined beneath the table lamp i hadnt remembered leaving on>a changeling, weakly raising a hoof to the light above her as she ignored me>the thin blue translucent wings on her back buzzed in a futile effort to carry her closer to the light>i had never seen a changeling before>flattened on her skinny belly she looked smaller all around than i pictured one of her kind to be>definitely smaller than an average pony "how did you get in my house?">wasnt exactly like i had a good reason to lock my front door but i know i would have heard it open this late at night"the chimney?...">i asked as her wide blue eyes continued to covet the incandescent bulb beneath its brown fabric shade>the wings on her back ceased their noise as i turned the light off>soft panting replaced it as the only thing in the room was moonlight through the kitchen window>not like i could leave her on the carpet all night>changelings are bugs, bugs like sweet things>i mixed honey and water for her in the kitchen>the shell on her back was ice box cold to the touch as i tested the waters of what she would let me do>knowing how sensitive pony ears could be, i avoided them and stroked the side of her cool neck a few times as she looked up at me>glowing scared eyes that softened as i wrapped her in my quilt to pick her up>sitting down on the porch all i had was a novelty silly straw to help her sip her honey water, which she accepted>in my lap she wordlessly sat curled as she sipped from the tall glass i held for her>i was most surprised she could use the straw at all with those big white fangs sticking out the sides of her muzzle>she let the straw fall from her mouth, seemingly had her fill>those big blue eyes closed finally as she cuddled closer to my chest>something about that told me she hadnt planned on leaving tonight as i brought her back inside
>>43316352>imagine the kisses i would do some diabolical shit for a chance to recieve kisses from the queen and her extra long tongue
>>43316668I want Chrysalis to stuff her tongue down my throat until I choke!
>>43315908bugs being half slime pony would make them far more predatory less love seeking more wanting to make everything around them into more of them
>>43289464
>>43313519New chapter got postedhttps://youtu.be/9Eonuf_Di6A
>>43317281bug rara mogs fs
Was only a matter of time until someone did this weird art trend with bugmama lelhttps://twibooru.org/3798491
>>43318277b&thro, don't click
>>43318466Thanks for the warning, gentlebug
>>43314761nice tongues
>>43316668>>43316827I just want to feel it in my mouth and see how squishy it is.
>>43318539Squishy, slimy heaven with strong prehensile muacle beneath that she could easily break your arm with if she tried
>>43318466Not exactly like you can do the brastrap thing easily without that lel
>>43317281Cute! Cute!!!
>>43319092Cope
>>43319530many bugs do the same I imagine, simply eating pony food for the experience of eating pony food after their species relegated physical food as a last resort source of sustenance they inadvertently support the pony communities they invade by still eating their food but not in the same frequency as actual ponies
>>43319530Would sell cinnamon buns to
>>43320170NahPancakes, bugs fuckin love pancakesWith lotsa syrup
Boulder was bug the whole time!?!???!!:0
>>43320858Live for the swarm!
>>43320859Die for the swarm!
>>43320858the queen above all...
>>43300115She needs a nice name that reflects her beauty and power.
>>43321165>>43300115Queen Amaryllis.
Cherry flavored Queen Physalis sez:Stay cool everyling!in all seriousness, what flavor of ice cream would you have her change to?
>>43321767I'd pop that queen's cherry if you know what I mean
>>43321767Well, mint chocolate chip is her default right?I'll go with black raspberry this time
>>43321931>mint chocolate chip the default and best flavor, yes>black raspberrybold choice, something akin to princess luna thoughbut key lime pie flavor is the ideal when mint chip is absent
>>43322206I fucking love lime, so I'm saying key lime pie
https://twibooru.org/3798188buggy cadence is a cute >reminded of no audio postsreeeeeeeeeeee
>>43321767Black licorice
>>43322623Git gud. Also fuck this game.
>>43322628I do hope that whenever the gameloft game dies its assets can be repurposed into something good
>>43322626>fucked up salty black licorice ice cream flavored bugthe most realistic thing chryssi would make herself if its show canon evil as fuck chryssi lel
>>43322922But anon that sounds deliciously sexy
>>43322879I want to pick her up and squeeze her until she lets out a squeak like she's a dog toy
>>43322626make it extra salty
>>43322879I hope so too. I really wanted the Changelingified stuff from one of the last events in that game, but they costed way too much.
>bug dream>just now>go to a massive salon with bugmama for an appointment >sitting in the waiting room with her >she towers over me sitting on the long lounge couch>I pet her neck and lean against her>need to go outside for something from the car>talking with someone as I'm coming back>talking about how amazing and powerful and big bugmama is>feel super happy and proud of her>time freezes>I'm half way from the car and her inside >something is wrong >I see chrysalis slump over on the waiting room couch>am both there frozen in fear outside looking in through the windows seeing her fall unable to do anything and also astral projected inside knelt by her side frantically trying to wake her at the same moment>wake up from the dreamthe most terrified I've ever woke up from a nightmare in yearsstraight up cold sweat, breathing heavy, almost crying i was so scared for her it felt so real
Anon...
>>43323547She looks cheesed off.
>>43323555Well she dose have holes of one.
>>43323547there feels like some racist undertone to depicting a changeling in a cheese hatlike drawing an asian in a rice hat with bucked teeth
>>43323570>"CHEESELEGS could be here," the mare thought. "I've never been in this neighborhood before. There could be CHEESELEGS anywhere." The cool wind felt good against her floofy chest. "I HATE CHEESELEGS!"
>>43323580>With wings, you can go anywhere you want, she said to herself, out loud.
>>43323580produced a hearty kek
>>43322929Not sayin I couldn't learn to love it
>>43322942>I want to pick her up and squeeze her until she lets out a squeak like she's a dog toyHow indignant to suggest doing so to the queen of the changelingsmaybe if you asked nicely she would allow you to pick her up, only once
Buggy bump
>>43324871>Buggy bumpis what you see crawling up under your sheets from the foot of your bed at night
>>43325004Good taste, my favorite part is the crust
>>43324920Nah, it's what happens when the elderly changeling rear ends you at a red light
>>43325004unironically how i eat my pizzaa bite of the crust and then a bite of the toppings part
>>43325004I wish Chrysalis would take a bite out of me like that.
