Fuck the Rarity nigger that killed the last thread with their tranny faggotry!!!! Spike is AWESOME!!!!!!!!!(Okay, sorry, that was actually me that did that. I was off my meds and went a little nuts. I felt bad when I saw that the thread died basically immediately afterwards, so please don’t hate me, SpikeBros. I didn’t actually mean it.)
>>43289648I want to spank him now.
>>43289648>flaggot>mobileshitter
>>43289648Based flag wearing chad
>>43289648How the fuck does Spike not have an asshole
>>43289684That's b&nthro.
>>43289684unf
>>43289684Noooooooooo they made him a QUEER, he is ruined!!!!!!!
>>43289648spikey wikey
>>43289681His body fully absorbs every last atom of the food and gems he eats, meaning he doesn't need to release waste. So, no asshole.
>>43290179Damn. That does kinda make sense actually. So Spike is an obligate top?
>>43289648Butt lol
>>43290179>>43290189Fat AND fit.
>>43289648How much would he hate it if I slapped his ass hard?
>>43290189He still has a mouth.
>>43289648BASED SCHIZO
>>43289648Imagine sucking on that cute little tail
>>43289724Yesssssssssss they made him QUEER, he is perfect!
>>43292011honestly prefer Spike with Apple Bloom or Scoots than Sweetiefeels too much like a "going with the second best option", that
>>43292028Agreed, the lesson that he needed to learn was that he should want to be with somepony who he has fun with every time he's around her and that fits more with Apple Bloom or Scootaloo than with Sweetie Belle. But I guess he fucked a griffon or something canonically? I haven't gotten to that part.
>>43292029Don’t watch that episode. It’s such dogshit. I’d rather kill myself than see it again. You shouldn’t even harm yourself by watching it once.
>>43292029He should be with another griffon
>>43292047
>>43292047Gilda isn't careful with her beak, bad move on his part.
>>43292034>Gabby is a possessive bitch.>Gets devoured by Opal.>Spike recovers faster from being bedridden.
>>43292011When you think about it Spike and Scootaloo are quite similar in their insecurities/struggles>>43292028Funnily enough the last one being the most popular Spike x Crusader ship, I don't despise it but it really bothers me how everything this ship has going on for itself is reducing Sweetie's character into a cardboard "legal" version of her sister for Spike to rebound being rejected by Rarity>>43292029By griffon you mean Gabby right? I don't think they ever interacted ever again after that episode... They could've tried to make something out of their relationship but I guess they just never bothered with it to begin with.
>>43292058>Spike and Scootaloo are quite similar in their insecurities/struggles
>>43292047UNF
>>43289648Ahhh, he's showing his ass to us!