How do you expect to pick up this fucking Snorlax?
>>43290260How do you think BROTHER?
If you're not /fit/ you can ask her nicely and she'll partially pick herself up with her magic so that it's easy for you to lift her.
>>43290260by using twilight’s heavy body to work out via lifting her body till (you) become fit all over, her hunger for hayburger (you)r straight
I don't think a pony would want to be held like that, probably more snuggle into your lap type of thing. yeah I'm a weakling who probably couldn't even lift a filly.
>>43290276It'd be easier if he was willing to put a hand under her rump, she's got like zero support currently.
>>43290260With my big, beefy arms, ideally while she wraps her rear legs around my waist so her breasts and marehood press into my crotch.
>>43290260Hell if I know. I'm more out of shape than she is.
>>43290298It's okay, you can just sit on a couch and she'll hug you there. You don't have to strain yourself just to enjoy time with a friend!
>>43290260This is why you exercise, anons. You can't pick up your marewife and her fat butt if you're not strong enough!
when in doubt, apply cartoon physics. ponies seem to be pretty light, and they're able to throw each other around easily enough
>>43290348I hope they're light, I wanna carry ponies around but I'm a fat fuck.
>>43290260Just use magic if you are too weak
>>43290348>>43290350They probably weigh hundreds of pounds,
>>43290378I don't think ponies are that large.
>>43290348my headcanon is that everyone and everything in equestria is extremely light and anon has god level strength by default
>>43290408I feel like it would be weird physically interacting with comically light ponies. Besides, I like a little weight; it makes the snuggles better.
>>43290422There's a sweet spot, enough weight that they feel real but not so much that having a whole pony resting on top of you is uncomfortable.
>>43290378So a little less than your mom?
>>43290422Off topic, why did I immediately recognize this as ai (I checked), despite it being completely flawless?
>>43290549I think it's because visually it's very good but the emotions appear a bit detached. also there is a fucking earth globe on the shelf
>>43290549The whole 'show accurate but not quite' aesthetic is an odd aesthetic that I can't think of any artists doing. Either someone wants it to look exactly like the show in which case they wouldn't have Twilight's mane shading her face or the highlight on her back or someone wants to do their own thing in which case they'd do their own artstyle.
>>43290549Because it's not completely flawless. Look at the bed's courtains, too much detail and different colors between the sheets, also Twilight's left leg lineart is fusing with the bed's lineart just under the wing
I love tubby Twilight.
>>43290549>wings>completely flawless
>>43290633Don't be rude. If Twilight ever reads your post she'll probably have wings and that'll hurt her feelings.
>>43290260>he doesn’t work out for his waifuNGMI
>>43290260The world will be in awe if you manage to lift a pony mare
>>43290260HM04
Even Spike can do it for his mare. You're not weaker than Spike, are you?
>>43290260>>43290378>>43290582Ponies in Equestria are elephant-sized, have chubby distended bellies that jiggle as they walk and fat asses that also jiggle as they walk and Anon's head just barely reaches their ass level.
>>43290743Yes
Is everybody here really so out-of-shape and obese that they wouldn't even be able to lift something the size of a 10 year old child?
>>43290751No, hence why we're talking about other things
>>43290701Well it’s My LITTLE Pony, so if we are generous and factoring in that G4 Ponies appear to be slimmer and more streamlined than RL ones we can assume that it’s more along the line of 30-60% of the weight of a RL Pony
>>43290422>Twilight smugly showing off the bedsheets she made out of Trixie
>>43290774Hot...
>>43290260Twilight has such a big butt but she's so cute that I'd feel bad if I found it hot
>>43290743Unf
>>43290743Prices Brosnan...
>>43290783CUTE
>>43290260With my cock
>>43291604have you been doing your cock push-ups?
>>43291609Yes
>>43290260Unicorn magic, I suppose.
>>43290743They'll also eat you if you step outta line.
>>43290962
>>43291984Hmm no
>>43291984Hmm yes
>vorefags in the thread>posts are still upClean it up.
>>43293453YWNBAJ
>>43291984only with their ponut, and it's just a timeout
