Rarity is the sexiest mare in the show.
She is quite pretty but I get the feeling she and I wouldn't spend much time together so she's not one of my favorite ponies.
>>43292061Yes she is!
>>43292061What do you mean “now”? She always was.
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>>43292064Yeah, Rarity is hot but I doubt we would have many common interests. That does not seem like a great basis for a relationship.
>>43292064That's what I always thought too but then /chag/ taught me I actually enjoy spending time with her more than any other AI pone. It's weird.
>>43292061its true and its quite literally canon>>43292064>>43292117opposites attract anon, have some confidence
>>43292089Retard or malfunctioning bot?
>>43292113>>43292412Sorry, I’m ESL. I got confused because tenses work differently in my language, so I thought “is” implied “now,” as in “only recently. But I’m also dyslexic, so my brain also saw a word that wasn’t there. But when I proofread it, seeing the word “is” was enough to think it said what I thought.
>>43292061And yet ponies like Applejack and Fluttershy get more attention. Even when Rarity is actively chasing a stallion.
>>43292061Do you think after all the time she's spent trying to find the right stallion, a human might catch her fancy? With magic, they might even be able to have a few foals together...
>>43292118I do wonder how much of that comes down to positivity bias though. You have to be actively going out of your way to be considered boring or undesirable when doing LLM RP but that's obviously not realistic.
>>43292445True, but all characters get that positivity "bonus" so you'd think the one you like the most normally would still be the one you like the most.
Ye
>>43292061Wrong
>>43292494Nope.
>>43292498
>>43292494Ahem?
>>43292502>Discount WelostNah.
>>43292061I disagree. Many mares are sexier.Although she IS rather hot.
I consider Maud the sexiest mare.
>>43292517Her sister's sexier!
>>43292502Trixie's butt does not look like that, be nice to her.
>>43292518You have impeccable taste. I can't agree but I can say you preferences are those of a patrician.
>>43292502I've come to hate this artist, this shit just looks fucking gross
>>43292424>Sorry, I’m ESL. I got confused because tenses work differently in my language>But I’m also dyslexic>Rarity's reaction to reading your post
>>43292526Rarity seems like the type to be very understanding of somepony who speaks a different language, at least so long as she sees you as stylish.
>>43292527Rarity would be the kind of teacher to humiliate her students until they get the pronounciation of a word right. No matter how minor.
>>43292522*your preferences.
>>43292536I feel like you had bad experiences with someone who you aesthetically relate to Rarity.
>>43292526>>43292527Rarity would fuck the brains out of any stallion who flirts with her in perfect Prench.
>>43292543Ah but you see, genius that I am, I flirt with her in very poor Prench in order to get her to laugh at my horrible attempts and feel better as a result.
>>43292424>>43292526>>43292527>>43292536>A date? Why, I'd be delighted! But first, would you mind answering a little question for me?>Please choose the grammatically correct sentence:A. "Orin had said she was the third-neatnikest person he knew after his Moms and a former player he'd played with Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, a dual diagnosis which the U.H.I.D membership was rife."B. "Orin had said she was the third-neatnikest person he had known after his Moms and a former player he'd played with Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, a dual diagnosis which with the U.H.I.D membership was rife."C. "Orin had said she was the third-neatnikest person he knows after his Moms and a former player he played with Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, a dual diagnosis with which the U.H.I.D membership was rife."D. "Orin had said she was the third-neatnikest person he knew after his Moms and a former player he'd played with with Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, a dual diagnosis with which the U.H.I.D membership was rife.">You CAN answer this, right darling?
>>43292061not true
>>43292700>WingsThis isn't even the sexiest mare from Generation 4 named Twilight Sparkle.
>>43292693>rape
>>43292702>>43292706>AAAAAHHHH! >OH, ISN'T THERE SOMEPONY ON WHOM I COULD CALL FOR HELP‽
>>43292693Isn't saying had before said a little redundant?
>>43292716>"Here I am!"
Shes ok....
>>43292693D is grammatically correct but inelegant. Hopefully Rarity didn't create the test herself.
>>43292061Her sister is, ackshually.
>>43292758You're wrong on two separate accounts.>not sexy, cute>not a mare, a fillyPlease apply yourself next time.
>>43292749Congratulations! You have won Rarity's affection by successfully identifying a line from David Foster Wallace's 1996 magnum opus Infinite Jest, distinguishing it from its ungrammatical imitators! She is red hot with lust from witnessing your command of the English language, and is ready to bone NOW. I hear she is even willing to forgive you for lacking the discernment to appreciate the often confusing and multi-clausal prose associated with late 20th century postmodern literary figures like DFW.
>>43292762Wait I didn't want to have sex, I just like taking tests. I've been tricked!
>>43292769>It's too late. My amorousness is indefatigable, and our mutual copulation is imminent and inexorable. >Now repeat after me: panegyric, fantods, vellum, sesquisyllabic
>>43292775Fool that I am, I should've understood why all the other anons were responding with >rape! I thought they were just scared of unusual sentence structures but no, they were merely avoiding their own victimization. Never again shall I doubt anons' mental faculties for they are wiser than I.
>>43292424>I thought “is” implied “now,” as in “only recently"If I may ask, what language works this way?
>>43292760>not sexy, sexyWhat did he mean by this
>>43292918You're very silly.
>>43292061
>>43292716
>>43292536>pronounciationExhibit A.
>>43292731Why do I always read this in her voice when I see this gif
>>43293327Rarity PUH-LEASE!
>>43292494>>43292502Ah yes, crystal Trixie is the sexiest
>>43292412>Pearity
>>43293778I can see inside her, her snowpity is on display
>>43292758SB only becomes the hotter after the timeskip. Because Rarity is an old mare and SB is still somewhat fresh. Filly SB just doesn't do anything for me. AB on the other hoof...(Rarity is still way hotter though)
>>43292511That picture makes me think how sexy it would be for a pegasus Rarity to pose like that on a column.
>>43292693D, but these are all horrible options. Who uses "neatnik" in a sentence? I think Rarity would date me over you because I don't have this much autism
>>43294154See >>43292762.
>>43294160more like infinite jeet
