Dr. Applejack says if you don’t exercise everyday, get rid of all those negative or pervasive thoughts, eat more fruits/vegetables and quit eating meat you’ll die from cancer or even some form of Alzheimers. And before you argue, all of her facts is backed by years of research!
>>43292567Will an Apple a day keep this Doctor away?
>>43292567Uh, Applejack...?
>Another improooover threadYawn
sorry but chef applejack is here to force feed you and turn you into a fat retard
>>43292569>"Just as long as you make sure it's pineapple."Why?>"Trust me, that's the best kind of apple for a guy like you to be eating right now."Are you sure? I don't even think I like pineapple that much.>"Of course I'm sure. I even double checked with Twilight and Rarity first, just to make sure I was right about something, and they both said so too."Why pineapple though? What's so good about it?>"Uh... Cause... it just tastes good...?"Oh.>"And that's whether it's going in or cumming out."What?>"Nothin'. All I'm saying is that it's a miracle fruit. Every pony knows that."I didn't.>"Well now you do. So just trust your doctor, and start eating lots of it from now on."I guess I can do that.>"At least one a day."Jesus Christ. Seriously?>"Sorry, but those are the doctor's orders. And if you follow 'em just like I told you to, then the next time you leave my office, you're gonna feel loads better. I guarantee it."Can I at least get a sucker for today?>"Now hold on there, loverboy. Don't you think that can wait until our next appointment? You haven't even started eating your pineapple yet."I just wanted a lollipop.>"Oh, I thought you meant..."Meant what?>"Nothing. Sorry, but I can't help you. I replaced all of my suckers with apples a long time ago."Then can I have an apple?>"Sure, but I want you to do something for me first."What's that?>"Watch me eat this one."
>>43292650DAMN applejack and big mac play doctor like THAT!?
>>43292567>quit eating meatYOU WILL NEVER TRICK ME YOU JEWISH DEMON. I WILL MAKE SURE TO EAT EXTRA HAMBURGERS TO DEFY YOU AND YOUR FALSE GODS
>>43292567More like Dr. Plapplejack.
>>43292650Good green. I laugh every time I see this scene too. They knew.
>>43292650Very good.
>>43292567>quit eating meatShe has a dog. OP is a faggot.
Meet your physical needs. Clean food, clean water, and clean air are all a must. Clean food means food free of pesticides, contaminants, and processing. Enjoy sweets and desserts during festivities instead of making them a daily occurrence. Clean water means getting it filtered and pure, and avoiding sugary drinks (but coffees and teas are fine, in moderation). Clean air means living in a place free from pollution, or regularly maintaining one's air filter if one's location cannot be changed. Exercise at least 30 minutes per day, or at least 50 minutes every other day. Whether it's training yourself to run a 5k to gallop with your pony friends, or weight lifting so you can haul your pony waifu wherever you go, getting your heart pumping is good for you.Meet your mental needs. Remain stimulated with creative tasks that have a direct, realized result. Grinding all day on a video game may be stimulating, but it has nothing that can be shared with others. Creating trash on commission may have a realized product, but you won't remain stimulated for long. Find hobbies you can share with your pony friends, whether it's learning an instrument, painting, writing, mathematics, model building, or starting a business. If possible, find a career doing what you love.Meet your spiritual needs. Keep a journal, and record even the most mundane of experiences to go over at a later date. Meditate and/or pray at the end of the day to reflect on your successes, failures, and goals. Find a community you can trust and contribute to without receiving any material rewards. Do something nice for a stranger. Give them something they need, even at a cost to yourself. Make them laugh, even if it's for only a moment. Show them kindness, even if everypony seems to think they don't deserve it. Treat others the way you wish you had been treated in your darkest moments. Be a light that other ponies want to follow. Think before acting, and ask yourself what Princess Celestia would do in your shoes.
