>Dude, I heard the Canterlot School of Performing Arts is doing an adaptation of King Kong. I decided to sign you up for it because you can totally play a role in it. Rarity can play the beautiful girl whos offered as a sacrifice and you can play the fat, giant, ugly gorilla that kidnaps her, fights a bunch of dinosaurs then gets shot down by the planes! Bahahahaha!
I do respect you changing it up each time.
>>43293375*looks her in the eye as I kill myself*
>>43293375Rainbow? Y-you think I'm beautiful?
>>43293375How about I audition to be part of the pit band? I’m pretty good on a couple of instruments and may be able to pick up a few more.
>>43293375>What a great idea Rainbow Dash
>>43293375That actually sounds pretty fucking cool. Thanks, Dash--hold up, how the hell do you know what King Kong is?
>>43293375only if Rarity doesn't protest about being groped
>>43293375It would actually fit you, Rainbow Dash. You should be the gorilla and I am the humble pony who saves Rarity.
>>43293375Bitch you're about to be the plane that I smack out of the air if you don't shut the fuck up.
>>43293375You had me on fighting dinosaurs, which is an unusually late point in a conversation to have me but a point nonetheless. What kinda fight is it going to be? A slapstick scene with Spike? Something more involved?
>>43293559>bad>marePick one
>>43293547>how the hell do you know what King Kong is?They got Wicked and other media adjacents in their world.
>>43293928Cute maes. Desire to plap is high.
>>43293961Don't plap the witch, she'll put a hex on your dick!
>>43293375Wouldn't "King Kong" in your universe be a giant ugly prehistoric pony?
>>43293982Well gorillas are primates so maybe an uglier equine variant. A giant chalicothere.
>>43294004Literally me irl
>>43293970Will it be constantly hard for mares?
>>43294004>mogs the transformers
