>My Ponyville is so gentle and still>Can things ever go wrong?>I don't think that they will.>Hey, what in Equestria are you doing?>Music stops>We’re about to eat here, do you think it’s nice to put your hooves on our table?>And your back hooves, no less>Well, I...>Would you like it if, when you went out for a meal, a stranger started dancing on your table?>And besides, why are you singing? It’s not as if it’s a special day or anything.>But the thing is...>Madam, please, if you could get off the table...>Oh, I’m sorry...>And now the waiter has to clean it up. Do you think he enjoys the extra effort for minimum wage?>I just wanted to...>And now she’s running off.>What manners! This certainly wouldn’t happen if we’d gone to Canterlot.>You know I can’t afford it...>Yeah, right. My mum always said marrying an earth pony wasn’t a good idea.>Let’s leave that for now, let’s just order something...>Of course, they only have hay...
>>43297297I love my autistic purple wife
>>43297297Tell them that is princess Celestia’s closest friend, and student
>>43297297>back hoovesAll 4 touch the ground lol
>>43298289it's not about dirtiness, if you put your feet on a table even if they are the most cleanest feet on the planet, that's still bad manners.
